Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what it would be like to staff your restaurant with all goth kids after an employee at a KFC stabbed co-workers and slashed tires in the parking lot.
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00:00I'm not going to try and stereotype goth folks here, but I'm just going to say if I was running
00:09a KFC, I probably wouldn't hire a goth person to work customer service behind a KFC.
00:17I would.
00:18Yeah, I would.
00:18I would hire all goth people.
00:20The goth KFC.
00:21Goth music in the background.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Just like play ministry.
00:27Stings!
00:27Fog machine.
00:28Thieves and liars!
00:30Here's your four piece.
00:32Thieves!
00:33Thieves and liars!
00:37What kind of chicken do you want?
00:41Hey!
00:45Welcome to KFC!
00:47What do you want, a four piece?
00:50Thieves!
00:52Kill the chickens!
00:54Get up!
00:55Get on your feet!
00:56Gravy!
00:58Awesome.
00:59All leather uniforms.
01:03You got like nine piercings on your, just your nose.
01:07Yeah.
01:08Do you want gravy?
01:11Well, this guy didn't work out.
01:13No.
01:14It wasn't a positive.
01:15Here's his picture here.
01:17Oh yeah, exactly what I pictured.
01:18Yep.
01:18You can find it at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:21The problem is this guy was incredibly rude to customers.
01:24Well, yeah, that's part of it.
01:25That's part of the reason you bring him in.
01:27He's more goth of the pussy around him.
01:29Yeah, he's more like a Jared Wade.
01:32Like a topic reject.
01:33Right.
01:35My chemical romance guy.
01:36You would think KFC would be the last place that this guy would try and get a job.
01:43I don't think he's got a lot of options.
01:45Maybe not.
01:46He's never heard of ministry.
01:47No, he hasn't.
01:49He's still listening to Fall Out Boy.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Yeah.
01:52More emo than yes.
01:54Yeah, emo.
01:54Yeah.
01:55So this guy goes into his job at KFC on Wednesday.
02:00His boss was like, listen, you're just, you can't work here anymore.
02:03You're too goddamn weird for us here at KFC.
02:06Everyone's complaining about you.
02:08We got to let you go.
02:09What does he do?
02:10Well, he decided he'd get a little stabby.
02:13Oh, stabby.
02:14Oh, stabby.
02:15Here's what happened from CBS2 in Chicago.
02:17A wild series of events here in Valparaiso.
02:20And police say after the stabbing here, 26-year-old Joshua Mosher actually walked to another nearby fast food restaurant where he was eventually arrested.
02:30As Joshua Mosher walked into work at the Valparaiso KFC on Calumet Avenue, he was fired.
02:36Police say he grabbed a knife and aggressively attacked management.
02:40Mosher then allegedly took his frustration out in the parking lot.
02:44Slashing his manager's tires, all four of them.
02:47He continued down the street, walking into a nearby McDonald's, and was quickly arrested by Valparaiso police.
02:55The stabbing and slashing closed the KFC for the day.
02:58That poor KFC manager, obviously not doing that well.
03:01His car looked pretty horrible.
03:03Yeah, he's like, goddammit, dude.
03:04He's probably just a young dude trying to make a living.
03:06Did he hire that guy?
03:07He's the manager.
03:08He's like, thought that was a good choice.
03:11I don't think his pool was very big.
03:13Yeah, sometimes the slim pickings when you need to hire staff.
03:16Right.
03:17He's like, dude, I need to hire this weirdo.
03:19Gotta be aware of the stabby guy.
03:22But you don't expect to go to your job at KFC and get stabbed that day.
03:29No.
03:29You don't.
03:29You can have a bunch of open wounds all over yourself.
03:33I mean.
03:34And all four tires slashed.
03:35But at the same time, that guy comes in, you have to think to yourself, there's a good
03:42chance that you could be stabbed.
03:46Yeah.
03:46Absolutely.
03:49Thieves, I don't even want to give this guy ministry.
03:51I don't think so.
03:52It's got to be like, it's got to be my chemical romance.
03:55My chemical romance.
03:56My chemical romance.
03:57Yeah.
03:58That's more of the vibe we're getting from this guy.
04:00It's like an insult to ministry.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Can't do that.
04:03That's way too cool for that guy.
04:04It's more like, welcome to KFC.
04:07I'll stab you.
04:08I've been very sad.
04:10When I was a young boy, he took me to the city to see a marching band.
04:22Can I get my chicken, dude?
04:23Why are you dancing around?
04:26Summer.
04:27God damn it.
04:29I'm in Val Pra-
04:30Yeah, hold on.
04:31I'm in Val Prazo, Indiana.
04:32Jared, wait.
04:35I'm in an Indiana KFC.
04:36This guy's singing some kind of, something about a parade.
04:41I don't know what the hell.
04:42He's dancing around.
04:43I've got, I've got like a parade jacket on.
04:46Marching band suit.
04:48He's got the swooshy hair in front of his eyes.
04:50I don't know.
04:51Yeah, dude, a four piece.
04:53A four piece of chicken.
04:55I'll get to you when I get to you.
04:56You only serve dark meat.
04:57Oh my God.
04:58Exactly.
04:59Can I talk to the man?
04:59I'm going to need to talk to the manager, man.
05:01This is crazy.
05:03I just wanted a bucket of chicken.
05:04I live in Indiana.
05:06I'm sad.
05:07That's goth.
05:09Goth.
05:10Just living in Val Prazo, Indiana is as goth as it gets.
05:13This is exactly how goth this guy is.
05:16Yeah, it is.
05:16Oh, horrible.
05:19We're like, hell's marching band.
05:21Yes.
05:22Yes, hell's marching band.
05:27Yes, we know about darkness.
05:31So sad.
05:33Hell's parade.
05:35Stab someone.
05:36So, he went to McDonald's, by the way, after stabbing that guy to apply for a job there.
05:46Oh, I thought he just went for some food.
05:47Right after he stabbed someone, he applied for a job?
05:48Yes.
05:49Yeah, he got to work.
05:50Yeah, I mean.
05:51He stabbed his boss, slashed his four tires, then walks down the street to McDonald's and
05:56be like, you guys aren't wearing.
05:57I just don't even think they're going to give me a good reference.
06:03Look at this guy.
06:04Come on.
06:05Again, you can go check him out for yourself at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
06:09There's mugshots up there.
06:09He took me to the city to see a marching band.
06:15It was sad.
06:16The darkness in his heart.
06:19I don't know.
06:19Take me to the gate.
06:19Bye.
06:19Bye.
06:20God.
06:22God.
06:23You.
06:23Bye.
06:23Bye.
06:24Bye.
06:25Bye.
06:25Bye.
06:35Bye.
06:40Bye.
06:42Bye.