Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who called 911 after she was shorted 4 pieces of chicken at KFC. Andy mentions that's why he always checks his order first and treats his drive-thru experience like a drug deal.
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00:00a woman from cleveland ohio called 911 on kfc yeah that's probably a bulk of their calls
00:13got another kfc 911 call they probably have a whole department
00:19apparently they shorted her some chicken oh no and she was so upset she had to call
00:29the cops take a listen to her 911 call here yes i'm at uh kfc on 260 if any uh euclid okay and i came
00:43here earlier and i bought some chicken i bought some chicken for 25.99 which should have been
00:49eight pieces i only got four pieces of chicken in here and the manager gonna say he packed the bag
00:57but i only got four pieces of chicken and i want my chicken
01:01okay that's going to be more of a civil matter you'd have to take it up with management and then
01:09maybe someone above him there's not much the police can do about it
01:14she didn't like that answer can't help me get my chicken i mean i could send someone over to talk
01:21you to talk to me they should be talking to them they see the people out they food
01:28so you can't help me get my chicken i almost heard her heart break i know right she's like oh god what
01:37can i do now i i can't imagine a situation i mean maybe i go there once a year where i pull away
01:43with a bucket of chicken i open it up and there's only half the chicken in there
01:47that'd be upsetting that i was supposed to get it would be upsetting i would not call 9-1-1
01:53you might call the non-emergency line we know i look at the chicken before you go yeah i'm like
02:00let's see this oh do you count your pieces i look at all the stuff like a drug deal i guess i came from
02:04the drug world so i'm like let's say i just gave you some money let's look at this together
02:08it doesn't like i do it like a drug deal oh there's only three biscuits here man
02:12that's so funny that you treat fast food like a drug deal i've never thought of that
02:18okay all right that's where i did a lot of those so i guess that's my main business understanding
02:25taste the chicken yeah i'm like oh that's pure
02:28yeah all the 11 herbs and spices in that chicken there for you
02:33no because i've that i mean i'm sure it's happened to almost everyone listening to the show that you
02:39pulled away and either it's totally wrong or you're missing something yeah and it's
02:45the worst it burns you every time like i've been burnt so many times by that and then i've had to
02:49drive back through the drive-thru but here you know why i don't do it i feel like if you did that
02:55in front of a lot of fast food workers they'd be insulted i'm with you yeah i mean like i don't do
03:00it obnoxiously like it's not really like a drug deal but i'm like
03:03we're good
03:06quickly yeah it's not like uh like uh you're a scumbag let's see you we've you know but
03:14yeah i can say it because i don't like that extra going back around and having to deal with it
03:19sometimes they're just like are you think you're crazy it's gonna take a peek though yeah you gotta
03:23yeah discreet discreet okay we're good sometimes i feel like the employees at the window kind of
03:32pressure you into trying to check it quicker too so i feel like i think there's a lot of them that
03:37don't want to give you their sauce there's a lot of them that don't want to have any sort of
03:40interaction with you after it's like they hand you the bag and then they would some of them almost
03:44like mess with your mind a little bit too where you're like they make you forget to ask for ketchup
03:47because the way they hand stuff to you yeah it was so fast because i was checking my taco bell order
03:51the other day and i'm going through and the guy's like it's all there it's all there all your items
03:55are there all four you're oh he was there i'm like let me verify that they're there sir before i have
04:01to drive back around and get in this line so i feel like i'm pressured by the guy at the window and i
04:05feel like i'm pressured by the people behind me because they're like what's this clown doing how
04:09many different items i mean it'll be 30 seconds or less that i'll i'll do that um someone said now i
04:15can't get the image out of my mind of am andy thumbing through a burger like a stack of cash
04:19i said i got a kit i test it making sure it's all good and uh nick's in boston hey man you had
04:26something happen at a drive-thru hey how's it going guys good i remember waiting there for a bit
04:31this woman's in front obviously screaming at the people inside i'm like what the hell is going on
04:35and then a couple minutes later she gets out of the like she gets out of the car standing up
04:40like full-on screaming at the people inside i'm like oh my god this is getting out of hand
04:44they come to find out her husband in the next seat had dropped his food and she for some reason
04:49blamed it on them like why would you let this happen what are you going to do about it i'm like
04:53that's not their problem you kidding me yeah no there's nothing if they drop their own food it's not
04:59it's not on i mean i think most places if you dropped it right in front of them at the window
05:03they'd give you another order yeah yeah that's devastation right there drop your bag of food
05:09i've had it happen it breaks your heart you'll never forget it yours is worse though because
05:15you actually watch them handcraft that burrito yeah i was there for that it makes it a lot more
05:20personal right yeah you picked out that scoop of salsa you know what the cheese i did wow i was
05:26there for the whole creation of this thing it's my unique burrito experience it's like building a
05:30bear drops and i'm like oh he's dead i watched him like you built your best friend and then you
05:38watched him be born and he's dead oh god i was there every step of the way all the way up to the
05:48salsa no no oh god he's dead i'm like trying to put it back together like oh he lost a burrito today
05:57hey what are you guys talking about nothing nothing man okay over there ah yeah with these pills
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