Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how authorities were able to track down a man who willingly had his genitals removed and wonder how people like this found each other before the internet.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak are going dark-sided
00:08Everything's ungodly, dark-sided
00:11Police have tracked down the owner of a severed penis and testicles
00:19Those are mine
00:21They tracked him down
00:23They used a dog
00:24Or maybe found him in a hospital
00:27Probably a better idea
00:29They had been stocked in a man's freezer
00:32Oh, my
00:33They made the discovery after a second victim was mangled in a botched surgery
00:39We talked about this guy before
00:42He was the chubby, nerdy-looking dude who liked to cut off dongs
00:48Wasn't it like a father-son?
00:51That's a different one, I believe
00:52This guy is the one we're talking about
00:55Ryan Andrew King was charged with bodily harm with intent to maim
01:01This happened last year
01:03He, at the time, allegedly cut off a man's testicle at a hotel in Australia
01:07Yeah
01:08The 28-year-old's alleged victim, whom he met online, needed emergency medical treatment to stop blood gushing from the wound during this so-called surgical procedure
01:18Paramedics were called to the hostel to treat the victim and police searched this guy's home the day later
01:24Inside the freezer, they found a different unknown man's penis and testicle
01:30What do you think he does with them?
01:32Well, this guy's, he just froze them
01:34I know, but
01:35Does he eat them?
01:37Or does he just hold them every once in a while?
01:41Hold a frozen man's dong?
01:43What, like to watch a movie with or something?
01:46Takes them out?
01:47Maybe just takes them out of the fridge
01:49Cranks one out
01:51Maybe
01:52Puts it back
01:53I mean, he's into it, right?
01:55It's a sexual thing for him, obviously
01:57Yeah
01:57Through their investigations, which included observing his GoPro footage
02:02Police have now finally tracked down the other victim
02:06Oh, so it was like his, they used the video
02:09So nuts
02:10Part of it, I mean, I don't understand either of it
02:13I don't understand someone that wants to lose it
02:16Right, like me as the guy that says, I want someone to cut this off of me
02:19Yeah, that part I don't get
02:21But I also don't understand someone who'd be willing to do that to someone just for
02:24Some people just hate it down there
02:26They just hate it
02:27It's just hard to believe
02:28I don't
02:30Thankfully, I don't have to wrap your mind around
02:32It really is
02:33It honestly really is
02:34And how these people even meet in the world
02:36Well, there's crazy people everywhere
02:39That's what you realize
02:40I know, but how do those crazy people find each other?
02:42That's always
02:42The magic of the internet
02:44The magic of 4chan
02:46So what did people do when they wanted their dick cut off before the internet?
02:50I think they left it
02:50The newspaper
02:52The newspaper
02:53The newspaper
02:54Well, look at this
02:55This guy
02:55The buy himself
02:56This guy will mutilate my genitals
02:58I'm going to circle that
03:00Circle it
03:01Yeah
03:01The newspaper
03:04Cut it out
03:04Hello, Daily Mail
03:05Yeah, I'd like to place an ad in your classified section
03:10All right
03:11What would you like to place it for?
03:13Uh, uh
03:14Can it say
03:15Hello
03:16Hello
03:18Tired of my genitals
03:21Oh my god
03:23Tired of my genitals
03:25Tired of your genitals
03:27Write it down
03:28All right
03:29I don't know
03:30Looking for man to chop them off
03:33He's a guy on the line here
03:35He wants to cut his willy off
03:37Can I get the ad money for it?
03:41Interested?
03:41Question mark?
03:43All right
03:43I'll
03:44Call
03:44555
03:46All right
03:47555
03:48All right
03:491, 2, 3, 4
03:50Oh, wait, what's that last part again then?
03:521, 2, 3, 4
03:53Call
03:54555
03:55555
03:55All right
03:561, 2, 3, 4
03:57We are the Daily Mail
03:58Uh, my money spends just like anyone else's
04:03That's unbelievable
04:11I don't know how you'd find each other
04:13I really
04:14I
04:14I really think you're
04:17You can see just how the internet changed everything
04:21Maybe it probably didn't happen
04:23Unless you just like met someone on the street
04:25You'd have to do it yourself
04:26I feel like
04:27That's it
04:27I feel like the people that
04:29Were looking to chop them off
04:31They were
04:32Doing very bad things
04:35Yeah
04:35It's probably all dark web stuff
04:37Murder
04:37Well, like now it's all dark web stuff
04:39But back in the day
04:41If you wanted to mutilate people's genitals
04:43You murdered somebody
04:44You
04:44You
04:44You mutilate them
04:45Now you're like
04:46Well, I want to do that really bad
04:47But I get online
04:48And there's a person
04:49There's a person that wants me to do it
04:51Like there's
04:53There was a person
04:54That wanted to be eaten
04:56And the guy was like
04:57Great
04:57Come on over
04:58I plan to eat you
04:59And they did it
05:01That's another weird ad
05:02Daily Mail
05:06Oh no
05:07It's the cannibal guy
05:09It's the guy that wanted to
05:11Calf willies
05:12I'm kicking it up this week
05:15I'm going to put him on speaker
05:16Listen to him go
05:17Say hello
05:19All right
05:20I'm writing that down
05:21Hello
05:22All right
05:23Go on
05:24Got a new idea
05:25Oh, he's full of ideas
05:26This guy
05:27Are you interested?
05:28I mean like
05:29If you want to spend the money
05:30It's the Daily Mail
05:31Do you like surprises?
05:33Question mark
05:34Oh, now you've got a surprise one
05:36Oh
05:37I want to eat you
05:39Oh boy
05:40Do you want to be eaten?
05:41Question mark
05:42Hold on
05:42Let me ask my boss
05:43Are we allowed to take money
05:45My money spends
05:47Just like anyone else's
05:48Sonny
05:48He says his money spends
05:50Like anything else
05:51Take it
05:53He wants to eat a man
05:54Is that an ad?
05:56Call
05:56555
05:58I've got your number
05:59555
06:00555
06:01And 1, 2, 3, 4
06:021, 2, 3, 4
06:03You got it
06:04I've got the number
06:05Printed
06:06Yeah, we'll run that
06:07We are the Daily Mail
06:08Thank you
06:11Jesus
06:14My name is Harry Potter
06:16Harry Potter
06:19That's right
06:20Oh no
06:21Sounds legit
06:23Yeah
06:25Goodness
06:26Huh