Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about gross habits men have and listeners call in to reveal the most disgusting things they've caught their guys doing.
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00:00all right here's a question for the ladies listening right now what's the nastiest thing
00:09you've busted your man doing the nastiest thing you've busted your man doing they asked this
00:13question to ladies online and some of the responses were quite disturbing but from our
00:18listeners what have they seen 1-855-954-6969 is toll free 1-855-954-6969 text us at 4-6-9-6-9
00:29like some of these things i think you'd be forever changed in your lady's eyes
00:34like they're unforgettable you can't not see them after you've seen them once right like for example
00:41one woman uh chimed in saying my husband used to poop in the shower yeah he would squat over the
00:47drain and spread his cheeks how does that not destroy your plumbing system because well you
00:53usually when you're stiff stuff like stuffing it down the drain with your toes you're breaking it
00:58up pretty good i haven't taken is that called like waffle stomping too yeah is that what it was
01:03because something like that yeah waffle stomping we got some uh people chiming in here voice changing
01:07technology anonymous how are you good eggs and satan to you sir uh are you outing yourself
01:15yeah my girl caught me doing something in my sleep that i didn't know i was doing apparently i farted in
01:22my sleep and then scratched my butt crack stiff my fingers and then went back to sleep you probably
01:29got pinworms bud yeah you might want to check that out yeah you got the old ass worms you got worms
01:35google it yeah google it put some tape on your butthole yeah you're gonna have to take your
01:39butthole up yep all right let us know how it goes suffocate your butt worms yep you have to they'll
01:44all be stuck to the tape and then you'll see all your ass worms in the morning they gotta breathe
01:48awesome yes all the best to you and your ass worms i tell you if i get a little little it itch in
01:54the moonlight i'm worried you put it so nicely yeah i'm like oh it sounds so it is it's very poetic
02:04yeah it's almost like the joker says like an old uh italian pop song
02:10mm-hmm i get the niche in the moonlight every time i see your face
02:20easel worms it turns out it was just they weren't me my butthole
02:26i need some reese's not the cups but the medicine oh yeah that's right yep i made him spanish
02:34jessica is up next hi jessica on a regular line how are you doing
02:39hi good how are you good uh gross thing you busted your man doing
02:43um my ex-man very important to know okay good um he had a lot of gross habits but i walked in on him
02:53biting his like chewing his toenails off oh yeah yeah yeah that was that's that's tough to see
03:02what's crazy about that is that like you kiss that guy for like a long time you would kiss
03:07you would like do stuff right oh yeah you would be intimate you would kiss but what you didn't
03:12realize is that before he came over he probably ate his toes
03:17that got at least i got at least a good that's a disturbing thing that's true like i think about
03:25myself like i'd make sure my toenails were in tip-top shape right i gotta be like well i don't want to
03:32have these big dragon claws so i'm gonna just bite them all down yeah bite them all real quick
03:37before i'm intimate with my girl give her some smooches yeah she that's repulsive percent that's
03:44repulsive kissed his toenails sicko sicko sicko freak you're a freak is what you are
03:51of course you are circus freak what about this one
03:55found my ex crumbling up pictures of me and sticking them up his back door is that romantic
04:03yeah in a way in a way why are you asking that's romantic why are you asking that question
04:11because at least it's you it's not romantic it's somewhere in the middle
04:16no he's pulling you up his ass it's gross and it's weird it could be some random internet hunk
04:24keeps showing up there right but now it's you it's his lady his desire actual pictures of her
04:30pictures yeah because he's gonna get a paper cut on his rectum not if you crumple him up real nice
04:35he's still scratching but he deserves you want a little bit of a scratch maybe it's crumpled up
04:39to the point where it's like super soft oh yeah he moistens him at least he thinks he deserves
04:44paper cuts yeah he deserves it deserve it that's what you get you get it super freak with your butt
04:50stuff um angela how are you doing angela i'm good how are you good you're calling us from uh livonia
04:57and we want to know uh what's the gross thing you busted your guy doing airy bush um well i walked in
05:03on and walked in on the bathroom with him in there and he had taken all his clothes off sat on the
05:10toilet with his both feet on the toilet slotting over it he was masturbating and trying to poop at the
05:15same time the jerkin poop the old jerkin yeah yeah that's a two-for-one first
05:21successful then he travels back in time oh my god if you poop and finale at the same time you can
05:32enter the next to be exact two questions what did you say yeah 88 miles an hour and are you still with
05:38i said that i needed to get out of there and we broke up like right after yeah that's got out of
05:46the bathroom smart smart i guess it was good that you didn't knock and walk in then you knew what
05:51you're dealing with oh it was it would explain why the toilet was always loose oh yeah because he's
05:58going to town on that if i stood up on a toilet that's it dude i can't stand up on a toilet up on a
06:05toilet a lot of people squat though on the toilet i know it's supposed to be the way you're supposed
06:08to poop you shouldn't put your feet over your feet are on the ground though right no there's some
06:14people that hop up there like a bird they perch on the toilet they hop up there like a bird they do
06:18they're in different cultures you want to find me just with half my head gone bleeding out on a
06:22bathroom floor the just the toilet snapped in half yeah stabbed through my abdomen yeah
06:28yeah
06:28yeah