Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Craigslist missed connection post that has someone seeking a mystery person who ordered a burrito without beans and imagines them becoming best friends.
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00:00I'm going to start with another great Craigslist find here that someone passed along to us.
00:10No beans man at Panceros.
00:13It was about 9.30 at night at Panceros when I was behind a guy with brown hair and a black jacket who ordered a burrito with extra chicken and no beans.
00:20I was with a friend who was excited to hear you.
00:23Also like to order without beans.
00:24Email me the brand of black jacket you were wearing and the type of salsa you got on the burrito and I'll know it's you.
00:33This is crazy.
00:35We need to reply and just guess.
00:38Just be like, I had a Ralph Lauren black jacket.
00:45I like Temo Tia salsa.
00:48Sorry, but it's not you.
00:51The man I'm looking for had a members only jacket.
00:53Yeah, and he had the spicy salsa.
00:55Sorry.
00:56I wonder if I've had any.
00:57I'm a no beans man.
00:58Yeah, maybe that's it.
01:00What if that's you?
01:00Yeah, but I don't go to Panceros.
01:01I go to Chipotle.
01:03Oh, yeah, that's right.
01:03If it would have had Chipotle, I would have been like, we need to snap the show.
01:06I need to.
01:07Yeah, oh my God, it works.
01:09I need to hit some money up.
01:12And then you find out it's like a guy because it's 100% a guy.
01:18It's totally a guy.
01:18I just want a bean buddy.
01:21I got a bean bro.
01:22Yeah, like he legitimately thought your jacket was cool and wants to know the salsa if it
01:27was any good.
01:28I never took a chance like that on the salsa.
01:32You're a real risk taker.
01:33Yeah, that's it.
01:34I really didn't want to dive into it at first.
01:36Where did you get that jacket, by the way?
01:39I got just a destination I can.
01:42Karen, it's gorgeous, that thing on you.
01:44That's great.
01:44They become just friends.
01:46You got a burrito butt.
01:47I'm glad that I did that misconnection because I didn't have any friends before.
01:52Wait a second, are you telling me most of the time you're going to Chipotle?
01:55Yeah, most of the time, Panjero.
01:57It's a fluke.
01:58I've never gone.
02:00I always get my favorite.
02:02Chipotle is weird, yeah, but I'm just...
02:04Oh my God, you want to head there and go get a burrito?
02:06No beans, of course.
02:07Yeah, we can't have beans.
02:08You can't have bean bros.
02:10It's just the coolest story ever.
02:34It is.
02:37I hope they meet.
02:39I hope they meet.
02:40I hope they take time.
02:40Oh my God.
02:43I knew we'd be best friends when you ordered no beans.
02:46Because it's hard to find people that say no to the beans, but...
02:51Matching jackets and we eat no beans.
02:55Matching jackets and we eat no beans.
02:58I love it, it's catchy.
03:00It is.
03:02Wow, people are nuts.
03:03People are nuts.
03:04Oh man.
03:06Matching jackets and we eat no beans.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Boom, man.
03:10Wow.
03:10Bye.
03:11Bye.
03:12Am I.
03:12We'll be back.
03:12Bye.
03:12Bye.
03:13Bye.
03:14Bye.
03:15Bye.
03:32Bye.