Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener about a hitchhiker she picked up who was oddly dancing and taught her about dumpster diving.
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00:00remember yesterday we talked about the email uh from someone in alaska the dude who got kidnapped
00:08oh yeah big lady yeah well um this woman heard that she said i heard you speaking about you know
00:16the hitchhiking and the guy in alaska i had to share my experience i'm a girl at the time i was
00:21in my early 20s i was driving up to wawa ontario from windsor ontario to visit my best friend for
00:28her birthday so i cut through michigan into the sioux i was on the highway and i saw a guy hitchhiking
00:33my way he was walking with a bounce to a step seemed like he was in a great mood as i passed
00:39he dropped his arm and did a slight dance this was just past the sioux in canada and there's nothing
00:44for the next three hours but road before i get into wawa it's almost dark winter pretty cold snow was
00:50coming down hair sticking out from under my winter coat had frosted at the last coffee shop i stopped
00:56at so i couldn't help but wonder why would anyone be so upbeat like this i hitchhiked myself in teen
01:03years knowing what it's like to get passed by and have to walk for hours or get you know soaked and
01:08ache still have to keep walking backed up on the highway decided to pick the guy up i just killed
01:17somebody i just killed somebody dance around because i killed somebody i just buried a body
01:24i just buried somebody i just killed somebody oh car's coming
01:28oh she's backing up i'm gonna kill somebody i'm gonna kill another person i don't know i'm dancing to
01:40that song that's catchy at the same time yeah exactly so the dude he's about five foot six
01:52slender winter coat and hat black backpack two grocery bags with them light blue eyes very long
01:59beard that was full of snow i offered him some of my almonds i was snacking on he happily said no thank
02:06you he began to tell me that he's stuffed from all the stuff he got at the store he explained that
02:14when the food truck comes in they toss out expired food so he waits until almost dark and he raids the
02:19dumpster he also taught me that if they're given food without a stamped expiry date they can't sell
02:25it they just have to toss it so he scored brand new blocks of cheese cottage cheese two big bags of
02:31chocolate milk he took any breads that weren't moldy and the lunch meats he ate right away while
02:36digging as i drive he opens the cottage cheese and drinks the curds oh god damn it god that's worse
02:44than getting murdered that's worse than getting murdered dismember me but don't drink cottage cheese
02:49juice dismember with me if you will i want to i want to but i'm so stop drinking your cottage
02:57cheese or i'm gonna bury you out here oh my god in heaven does buffalo bill have a snack song to
03:03sing looks like your stops right here fella it tastes so good drink it down the curds oh very
03:12interesting she said what a weird experience i still pick people up on occasion these days i demand
03:17their wallet for some stupid reason and they actually hand it over they get it back i say when i let them
03:22out man now you're a brave lady i would not recommend that i would never do that no i know
03:29like my grandma talked about how like she always like hitchhiking was different like for old time
03:35old time people like it was like a thing that everybody a lot of people did but ever since the 1970s
03:41people will murder you 70s was like a huge hitchhiking time right yeah well then i think like
03:48but i think there are parts of the country that hitchhiking is still really big it's not looked
03:53upon as like yeah you know now we have like uber and stuff yeah you gotta know you can't uber and
04:00wawa no you can't you know what i mean no yeah i couldn't imagine somebody drinking cottage cheese
04:06in front of me a stranger on a two-hour drive i think you know you're in for it when the guy is
04:14telling you how to dumpster dive that you're in for a wild ride yeah you know someone's gonna teach
04:22you some stuff