Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Andy's recent night terrors, Lisa kicking her doctor really hard during a reflex test and the time when Dave accidentally sucked on his dental hygienist's finger.
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00:00hello there
00:05choosing us
00:09they chose us
00:10thank you
00:11you guys chose us
00:14how nice of you
00:15I think I've been having night terrors
00:18come on night
00:19I think I've been having night terrors
00:22that's bad Andy
00:23I've been waking up all sweaty
00:25don't do that
00:27I don't know why
00:28as long as you're in bed
00:30I don't remember them or anything
00:32but I just wake up drenched in sweat
00:34like something had happened
00:35what is that all about
00:39are you taking anything new
00:40any new medication
00:41same old medication
00:43any changes in your diet
00:45not really
00:46burritos mostly
00:48you're in the burrito game
00:50do burritos
00:53we're just playing your doctor
00:54slash therapist right now
00:56any changes in your diet
00:57any new lottery detergent
00:59I count on you guys
01:02for that kind of stuff
01:02let's check your reflexes
01:05yeah
01:05Lisa's like
01:06yeah
01:08Lisa pulled out of a little medical bag
01:10she actually has that little hammer thing
01:11somehow
01:13I'm like it seems good Riley
01:15it's good
01:16you're good reflexes
01:17you're going to be okay
01:17blood pressure
01:20you should be fine
01:20at least she'd be the one to do it
01:23she would totally
01:24just relax
01:25I just went in for a physical
01:26you know
01:27at the beginning of the year
01:27and I
01:28you know
01:28they did that
01:29my doctor
01:29my you know
01:30my
01:30what do we call it
01:32doctor of mine
01:32doctor of fun
01:34or doctor
01:34give you anything
01:35or doctor
01:36yeah
01:37anyway
01:39doctor feel good
01:39doctor awesome
01:40okay so I saw him
01:42you know
01:43and he did the whole reflex thing
01:44and he
01:45and I ended up
01:46one of my reflexes
01:47I just kicked him so hard
01:48you got him good
01:49boom
01:50damn
01:50he was like
01:51oh
01:52wow
01:55you Nancy Kerrigan
01:57doctor awesome
01:58I go to the doctor tomorrow
02:00I'm going to kick my doctor tomorrow
02:02she has the reflexes of an Olympian
02:06I was like
02:07oh my god
02:08I'm so sorry
02:08he was like
02:10wow
02:10he's like
02:10what do you
02:11what's in your boots
02:12you know
02:12because I had my boots on
02:13I was like
02:15well I don't know
02:15there's no steel in there
02:17but I said
02:17they do go off in the airport a lot
02:19I don't know what the problem is
02:20they do
02:21oh yeah you know Dave
02:22so I don't know what that
02:24this is really embarrassing
02:25that is
02:25I always feel like
02:26the reflex thing
02:27is kind of a joke right
02:28what is that
02:29no you guys don't know
02:30what that's for
02:31there's a serious thing right
02:31yeah
02:32that's like checking for MS
02:34and stuff like that
02:34oh is that what that is
02:35yeah
02:36I never realized
02:37so I'm good
02:38if you
02:38yes apparently
02:40you're fine
02:41I kicked my doctor
02:42down on the ground
02:42yeah you kicked him
02:43right down the hall
02:44boom
02:44you're like
02:45bam
02:46he looked in shock
02:49he was like
02:50jeez
02:50that's ever happened
02:51to him before
02:51Charlie Murphy'd him
02:52right into the
02:53is that the first time
02:54that can't be
02:55other people
02:56have had to kick their doctor
02:57I think a lot of times
02:58you know
02:58like a doctor
02:59will position themselves
03:01out of the way
03:01the line of fire
03:02right
03:03you know
03:03like my doctor
03:04will go around the side
03:05and give me a
03:05I don't know
03:06yeah he's weird
03:07he's right in front
03:08what happened
03:09yeah
03:09it's like the time
03:11I punched that woman
03:12in the tit
03:12on the plane
03:13putting my coat on
03:14yeah you got her
03:15right in the tit
03:16oh my god
03:17I'm like so sorry
03:18I'm so sorry
03:19I apologize for punching
03:20you in your tit
03:21that's what he said
03:23Dave's weirdest moment
03:25your weirdest moment
03:26was when you bit
03:27the hygienist
03:28oh yeah yeah
03:29you fell asleep
03:30sucked on her
03:31no you didn't even bite her
03:32you sucked on her
03:33no I sucked her finger
03:33sucked on her finger
03:34that's worse than
03:36kicking your doctor
03:37oh yeah
03:37a thousand percent
03:38you got that right
03:39because you know
03:39you know that
03:40that god damn
03:42sucker thing
03:43yeah
03:43they clean clean
03:45suck
03:45clean clean suck
03:47clean clean suck
03:48clean clean
03:49I'm like oh
03:50it must be suck time
03:50no no
03:51that's a finger
03:52she was like
03:53oh pardon me sir
03:54yeah that's a weird
03:55interaction
03:56I'm sucking on
03:56the hygienist finger
03:58because I was so tired
03:59and I was falling asleep
04:00that's so awful
04:01that's so terrible
04:03because you do know
04:05you know like that face
04:06you make when you
04:07when you're closing
04:07your mouth around
04:08that little sucker thing
04:09yes
04:10because you're like
04:10sucking
04:11you don't want to know
04:13what kind of face you have
04:15did you imagine
04:15if you could see your face
04:16oh my god
04:17like a grown man baby
04:19that's crazy
04:21I look I'm sure
04:22I look like a man baby
04:23a bearded man baby
04:25your sucker face
04:31we all make one
04:33I know
04:33we all make one
04:35okay
04:35I don't know
04:38whatever they say
04:39like or they just do
04:40I don't know
04:40it depends on this
04:41yeah clothes
04:42clothes
04:42yeah
04:43I like that name
04:45for a dentist office
04:46though
04:46what is it
04:47suck suck
04:48or clean suck suck
04:49don't think
04:53I think that's a really bad idea
04:55oh yeah
04:56I'm just gonna put that up
04:56I'm not showing up there
04:57to get my teeth cleaned
04:58I'm not showing up
05:00or something
05:00I'll have to do so much
05:01yeah
05:01let's get a clean clean suck
05:03so that means I go in the shower
05:06and I clean clean
05:07and then
05:07you gotta suck
05:08right
05:09no it's a dentist office
05:10you need your teeth cleaned
05:12no no no
05:12I need my wiener played with
05:14yeah
05:15go right up the road there
05:16to clean clean suck
05:17that's where I get all my jib work done
05:20smile
05:22look at that
05:24this is a clean clean suck smile
05:25but that's it
05:30the clean clean clean suck
05:31yeah
05:31that's exactly it
05:32that's what you do
05:33that's what you do
05:33and you go in for a cleaning
05:34you still go to that dentist office
05:36no
05:36yeah
05:37no that was the other one
05:38yeah
05:39yeah
05:39I had to move on
05:41after I sucked the woman's finger
05:42yeah
05:43so bad
05:44good day m'lady
05:45that'll be the last time
05:46I'll be here
05:47thank god for that HIPAA stuff
05:48because the lady probably
05:49would just want to be like
05:50oh man
05:50hi the news
05:51yeah Dave Hunter
05:52sucked on my finger today
05:53he's a real creep
05:55he's a real creep
05:56look you didn't get
05:57caught up in the me too
05:59yeah
06:00I was half asleep
06:02and I thought it was
06:03the suck too
06:04huh your honor
06:04that doesn't matter
06:05caught up in the me too
06:06yeah
06:06Harvey Weinstein
06:08did the same thing
06:09oh come on
06:10I was half asleep
06:11oh
06:12please
06:13suck a lady's finger
06:15huh
06:16huh