Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old guy who was more concerned with losing his shoes than anything after his house exploded and take a call from a listener who witnessed something similar after an elderly woman crashed her car.
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00:00an elderly man in Minnesota somehow survived his house exploding whoa and
00:12this old guy crawled out with only minor injuries help here's the story in that
00:17out KARE TV take a listen to the report fall down I didn't get hurt no no damage
00:26me how does someone survive their house exploding while they're in it basically
00:32without a scratch that is what happened today in painful about an hour and a
00:36half northwest of the Twin Cities and the 76 year old homeowner has quite the
00:40story to tell Joyce Anderson came running over from next door and saw
00:45something she'll never forget insulation no from the house was in his hair when
00:49he came out Dennis had climbed out through the basement window
00:52sure was that loud in a house in shambles the neighbors figured Dennis must be
01:06hurt the only thing I lost was my shoes but Dennis knows
01:09with the support of this neighborhood okay okay give me hugs and a kiss Dennis knows
01:21he'll be just fine oh my god that's what's great about getting old your house
01:26can explode you don't even know it yeah I had no idea hearing aids help such a
01:32freedom my shoes I'll be honest the only thing I really lost other than the whole
01:38entire home was my shoes can't find them I can't find them I got someone else's shoes
01:46on I mean yeah my house is obliterated Joyce sweet sweet Joyce hey Joyce did you hear
01:54anything did you see something Joyce had a whose house exploded oh I'm embarrassed I'm mine what oh my god you're right
02:03I'm embarrassed Joyce you're right my house exploded my shoes are off Joyce hey Joyce how you doing hey uh you haven't seen my shoes anywhere have you
02:13my house exploded and I can't find them Dennis what's going on your shoes I don't know who knows
02:21it could be anywhere after the big explosion like what what happened I don't know I have no idea
02:28yeah she's like oh my god what happened what happened he's like I lost my shoes
02:33no who gives a crap about your shoes your house exploded oh that oh well nothing I'm fine yeah I'm fine not a scratch on me
02:42I got no shoes I got no shoes I got orthopedics in them I got orthopedics
02:50arch support in those suckers I think the velcro's one must have saved me had to be that in the hearing aids
02:56yeah the hearing aids save me and Joyce is like sweet Christ that Dennis you just crawled out of rubble
03:06did a meteor hit you did a meteor hit you what the hell happened I don't know what happened somebody's
03:12house exploded where's your where are your shoes Dennis uh it's just got you noticed I don't know
03:18you should be embarrassed I don't have any that's unbelievable your house crawled out of there didn't
03:24know anything had happened hilarious I mean you got to know something when you have to crawl out of
03:28your house you've got to realize something's up he's like he crawled out yeah weird there's a damn
03:38this thing Randy has a comment hi Randy Randy yo Dave what's going on good man what's your comment
03:46all right so look there's this story I've been dying to tell you guys but every time I go to call
03:51in about the symphony of doom I never get a chance to call in somebody what jogged me was you were
03:57talking about the shoes for this uh old man he was asking about his shoes yeah this lady blows right
04:03by me I'm driving down uh hall row and anybody who draws down hall row knows that it's a lot of
04:09uh medians in those medians little little lakes a little body of water I kid you not 70 miles per
04:16hour goes over the fence into the lake medium sure enough she's in the lake sinking just holding on
04:23the steering wheel I have to pry her exactly like she wouldn't even talk I said what's wrong with
04:29this lady I thought I had to tell the whole story to get to this part when I got this lady out of the
04:34car she looks at me and she says I said lady your purse is in there she said no go back and get my
04:40nike shoes out I said what she said my shoes came off when you pulled me out of the car she was so
04:46serious she said my shoes came out when you pulled me out of the car go back and get my nike shoes I kid you
04:52not I had to go back and get this one I had to go back and get this one you did it come on it it's in a car
04:58Randy got to bring this nike shoe because out of respect for my elders that was the only reason I did it
05:04I did not want to do it I was like oh my god she's like Randy hold his hand Randy my nikes
05:12I need you to go back in there you're gonna see shoes with a slush on I need you to grab those
05:23bitches and pop them back on my dogs and get cold I got some uh air Jordans in there
05:2935 years ago my arches fell I'm gonna get talked about on that radio show where they play the symphony
05:38of doom Randy I like it like that is your dog in the car is my nikes who cares my beautiful nikes
05:48I need you to get them Randy I'll leave my purse I'll leave my dog wet nikes they popped off me when
05:56you saved me from the bottom of the lake Randy they're my air maxes I don't know how much time
06:02I have Randy but I need you to go get my nikes we're gonna find a pair they're super sweet
06:10he's a good dude that Randy he's a good guy
06:16I got a pair of Lebrons in there
06:21it'd be amazing if the old lady had just sick ass nikes
06:27I know right top of the line you're just awesome I want to see the nikes so bad yeah
06:31they're brand new the white and black Lebrons
06:35they're awesome go get them god damn it
06:39Randy come on
06:42seriously
06:45in the trunk I got some Kyries
06:50you gotta open the trunk get the Kyrie
06:52out of there some confettis and I got a mac and cheese set
06:58they look like mac and cheese
07:01I don't know how much time I have Randy
07:02Randy's the man
07:06yeah absolutely