Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a story involving a Florida man and find out that he is currently missing. This breaking news turns the segment dark-sided and leaves Dave with only one thing to say...."Doodley Boop".
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00:00all right so there is a senior in florida who's in some trouble he unknowingly signed over
00:14his 185 000 house for 10 bucks yeah i gave it to a guy and now he's being evicted
00:23from his own place how much would that suck it would suck real bad yeah no super bad i guess
00:31uh here's the story of what happened to this guy now from w p b f tv claude fry is selling his
00:38mother's trinkets in his driveway hoping to make a little cash so you consider this you could recover
00:44it all yet after 23 years of living here fry is being evicted because somehow fry signed over the
00:50deed to his house for a mere 10 a house that just sold to a third buyer for 185 000 like i said
00:58everybody's just been taking advantage of me oh boy because i'm just like kind of nice guy you know
01:04neighbor vince erico says when he found out fry was being evicted he looked up the property records
01:10there's definitely something wrong there and he gets nothing i think he got $1,500 did you see the
01:14checks coming in dave what's that about the guy that got swindled he's now missing this old
01:20guy yeah if you search his name it says florida senior who signed away house for $10 disappears
01:25he's missing he's gone missing where'd he go florida senior vanishes after signing away house for $10
01:31oh no oh damn is he oh no what uh oh doodly boop doodly boop doodly boop for sure
01:45doodly boop that's i couldn't think of the better words to say in a situation like this
01:50doodly boop yeah you nailed it dave let me doodly boop florida senior disappears
01:56we got a real doodly boop on our hands
02:02it's a combo of being disturbed and trying to keep it light i get it
02:12so i came up with well doodly boop let me look into this
02:17oh god dave will say like ned flanders type stuff when it's like that when he's flustered
02:23yeah doodly boop yeah like i tend to sing it like i'll i'll be like that's how my reaction is i'm
02:30like florida senior just disappeared yeah yeah dave's like doodly boop oh doodly boop
02:37yeah all this thing's left behind all his clothing his bicycle
02:41which is his only means of transportation his checkbook he's no money to speak of
02:47no oh no i think what happened to him i feel like he just felt like he had to leave maybe
02:53and just left i don't know hopefully they find him yes i hope so
02:59i don't know man i don't know yeah got a little dark side yeah it did
03:05took a turn it sure took a turn did not expect that bastard oh my god that guy always willing to
03:15yuck it up even during a doodly boop i wish he said doodly boop yeah oh if only we could get him
03:21to say doodly boop that'd be something oh well we'll see remember when this was the biggest scandal
03:27two men in ohio uh accused of stuffing fish with weights and winning all these competitions oh man
03:32yeah i knew a lot of fishermen that were they took it seriously they were blowing us up about this
03:39story well uh they have now pleaded guilty really the cheating allegations surfaced in september when
03:47lake erie walleye trail tournament director jason fisher became suspicious when the fish turned in by
03:53jacob runyon of broadview heights ohio and chase kaminsky of pennsylvania were significantly heavier
04:01than a typical walleye a crowd of people at gordon park in cleveland watched as fisher cut the walleye
04:08open and found weights and walleye fillets stuffed inside do you think when they cut it open they were
04:14like well doodly boop yeah that's definitely what they said doodly boop oh wow that was a real
04:23doodly boop yeah that was a real doodly boop for them we got a new good board idea yeah yeah write it
04:30down damn well it seems like we've known this for a while people are dumber than they used to be
04:36maybe it's because we actually are getting dumber a new study found america's collective iq has dropped
04:44for the first time in almost a century doodly boop point in case doodly boop yeah
04:52that was a real doodly boop
04:55i mean it's we're headed that way oh i hate to say it
05:08you know we're just headed down a bad path i got shoes right now
05:18i hate you with all my heart i know i know that's why it works
05:28whatever
05:32so we're getting dumber yeah you're saying
05:38not mentally challenged
05:42no i know no i know that's the voice is something i know
05:46just a little something off oh boy
05:49it's a challenge just a little something off
05:52you think i'm off doodly boo
05:55iqs tend to go up from generation to generation something called the flint effect
06:04in the last 90 years they've increased an average of about three points per decade
06:10really but a study at northwestern and the university of oregon found the trend
06:15has reversed the biggest change they're seeing is in kids but they did find a slight dip in iqs across
06:22all groups even adults that includes being worse at problem solving math skills and verbal reasoning
06:30dude just wait until the effects of the last couple years and the way that kids went to school and
06:37the way that it doesn't wait yeah but like wait until they start crunching the numbers on them as like adults
06:43yeah
06:44doodly
06:45we're in for a big doodly boob oh we are the scientists are gonna be like
06:51doodly boob
06:52they're gonna be the scientists and that's the scientists
06:55yeah exactly exactly
06:56i'm a scientist doodly boob
06:59doodly boob
06:59the doodly boobs are off the shirt
07:02i can't believe what's happening
07:04okay all right the scientists have looked into it
07:07other theories for what's behind it include more pollution
07:11changes in our diet and our new obsession with phones and social media
07:15or maybe the people in charge want to make you dumber
07:19so you don't realize everything that's happening under your feet
07:23doodly
07:27you know
07:29you know
07:29no
07:31ah
07:31yeah no
07:32no
07:33no
07:34no
07:34no
07:34no