Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a boat detaching from a trailer while on the road after a listener mentions a similar scenario during a conversation about irrational fears come true.
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00:00um this guy said i love you guys you make my day every single morning i've been listening
00:09to you since the beginning my whole life my biggest fear and the thing that makes me cringe
00:14to the core is the thought of getting a paper cut in the eyeball well why would you ever think
00:20that's a fear that's his biggest fear that's a strange one i never thought of that in my life
00:26i was reading a paper real close
00:36i don't know fan blew a bunch of mail at me
00:41if it happened it would suck so bad we get it oh i'm 24 and i sand floors for a living
00:54one day while sanding a handrail i hit a nail and it cut the paper the paper went flying guess
01:01where it hit me right in my eyeball oh it's the worst pain i've ever experienced in my life
01:07luckily there was no eye damage as well as no inability to see it's hard to get hit in the
01:14eye sometimes though because your eye lids do a great job of like protecting they're pretty good
01:19yeah if they can shut fast enough if they can shut fast enough but no my biggest fear is like
01:24driving off a bridge or someone like getting in an accident and getting my car off a bridge so let's
01:28hope that never comes true because i keep thinking i'll be thinking as i'm going down right i knew it
01:33oh yeah oh yeah hopefully your biggest fear doesn't come true yeah because when it does
01:41gotta mess you up watch your eyeballs yo uh came home from dick duck hunting last
01:46duck hunting last november that was your trip for my trailer hitch came undone while towing my boat
01:54over a bridge oh my god jesus now i get nervous every time i go over that bridge that's how you
02:00could see you could be driving dave and then someone's boat falls off hits your car and you fly
02:06off a bridge anything could happen i also saw a boat on my road trip out in the middle of nowhere
02:11on the side of the road i'm like where are they coming back to get it like a loose boat
02:15yeah it was in a trailer for miles had a trailer trailer okay but no nobody it was in the middle of
02:22nowhere i don't know where these people were like where did you go you just left your boat
02:26that's crazy danny did you what the hell where's the boat where the hell's the boat danny i don't
02:33know when's the last time you noticed it was like 300 miles ago crushed in heaven i hadn't looked in
02:38my rearview mirror probably about two states oh boy two states worth of no looking back we don't know
02:44where that boat is on the side of the road somewhere how are we to fish that's the whole point of
02:49leave it danny god damn it he must have been pretty disappointed when they got to their
02:54lake destination finally some sun some water we're here let's get out there and start fishing
03:01this is the vacation of the century now let's just get the boat the boat danny jim jimmy
03:10there's no boat back here we lost the boat man it's gotta be around here somewhere
03:18you just unhook it is it in the water did we already put it in the water we did not put it
03:25in the water then i am sure we didn't even crack a nice cold beer jimmy where the hell's the boat
03:30it's gone man we thought we drove all the way to the lake to fish and have boat fun i got all this
03:38tackle i bought earthworms we don't even do fish off a dock like a couple of idiots we just go have
03:45to sit on a hill oh boy let's go find an overpass find some kind of bridge we lost our boat
03:52we lost our god damn boat danny how you doing uh that's my buddy jimmy i'm danny you guys
04:02wouldn't happen to see a boat lying around would you we lost our boat ask them if they saw it on
04:08the side of the road yeah uh we we're not sure anywhere it's probably the last 350 miles oh where
04:14you guys don't know where you lost it no not a clue we've been looking everywhere man we ain't
04:19look back outside of our rearview mirror probably about two states so we got some ground covered
04:23wow here's the thing uh for the last eight hours we've been driving but the whole time we've been
04:29driving we also been drinking oh that's true and uh yeah that explains and so we had to stop a lot
04:36of times you know to uh drain the main vein exactly right you didn't look for the boat then no no didn't
04:43really pay too much attention we were so excited we were in full of piss oh i just had to piss
04:49every every 10 minutes with this guy this is the bladder of a woman that's true better head back
04:54the way you came and look out for your boat yeah we gotta cover that ground god damn it danny
04:59don't blame me jimmy i'm not i'm not it's both our fault i know
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