Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about their trip to Boston and the Duck Boat Adventure that never happened.
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00:00I do love a Boston accent, though.
00:11I could listen to it.
00:12It's hilarious.
00:13When we went to Boston to see U2 together, there was...
00:16Well, we were in Harvard.
00:17We were hanging out by Harvard.
00:18Yeah, well, no, but at the concert and stuff.
00:20Everyone I saw was Asian.
00:23Yeah, you were hanging out at Harvard and went to a U2 show.
00:26Yeah, exactly.
00:28It's not as hardcore as the rest of the world.
00:30Yeah.
00:31We didn't hit, like, whatever, Southie or whatever.
00:35We didn't go to Worcester, Peabody.
00:38No.
00:39We took the subway, didn't we?
00:40Yeah, we, like, we were going hardcore.
00:42Yeah.
00:44Not really at all.
00:44Yeah, no.
00:45I was trying to talk Chuck into doing one of those puddle truck tours.
00:49Of course he was.
00:50What's a puddle truck?
00:51It's like those duck trucks.
00:53Yeah, the duck trucks.
00:54It's like a truck on the road, and they can go into the water and become a boat.
00:58Oh.
00:58Oh.
01:00Boy.
01:00That's what you wanted to do.
01:02Of course he was.
01:03He wants to do date stuff with me.
01:05After he bought face cream.
01:07Yeah, exactly.
01:08He bought some face cream.
01:10We went to the mall, bought some face cream.
01:12Watched the Krispy Kreme donut for 10 minutes.
01:15That was romantic.
01:16And then we wanted to do a duck tour.
01:19We shared a plate of chicken wings.
01:21Mm-hmm.
01:22Sounds really romantic.
01:23We shared a hotel room.
01:24We shared a hotel room.
01:25We wanted to do the, what was it called?
01:27The paddle?
01:28They're like duck rides.
01:29Duck rides?
01:30Duck boats.
01:31It's a truck that goes in the water.
01:33It takes you on a tour of Boston, but it also takes you on a tour of the Boston Hava.
01:37It's a Hava story.
01:40Boston Hava.
01:42Chuck, that would be so much funny.
01:43He's like, I'm not doing it.
01:44Like, dude.
01:45Oh, my God.
01:46You probably never heard about it, because I think I said no as fast as anyone has said
01:51no in the history of the world, and then blocked it out of my head.
01:54Oh, I see pictures of it.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:56Did you see this?
01:57Is this it?
01:58Old Boston Duck Tours?
02:01Yeah, that's what it is.
02:02The Old Boston Duck Tours.
02:03Dave loves a goddamn activity.
02:05Yeah, he does.
02:06He does.
02:07The more extreme the vehicle you can get, the better.
02:10Yeah, Boston Duck Tours.
02:12Yeah, look at this.
02:14That's pretty damn cool.
02:15It just drives right into the water.
02:17I would argue it's not that cool.
02:20That's good times, you guys.
02:21Yeah, look at the elderly.
02:22Right there, we in Boston Hava.
02:23Can you zoom in on how old these people are in this boat?
02:26The Asians look like they're having fun.
02:28Oh, the water is fun.
02:29Oh, it's just kind of the water.
02:31That's who goes on it.
02:33All the Asian tourists.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:34Oh, it's going in the water with a boat that goes on the wall.
02:38Oh, the boat is a car.
02:42It's like James Bond crap.
02:44Oh, Jesus.
02:45James Bond was gay.
02:49James Bond.
02:52So, the difference between me is I would have stayed out all night, would have went to the
02:56bar that you two ended up showing up at, gotten drunk with Edge, and instead, I went home,
03:02got an early sleep, got up early, and then tried to, had to say no to the paddleboat, bought
03:07some face cream, went to Harvard, went to Harvard, went to Harvard, rock and roll.
03:19Harvard wasn't my idea.
03:20You're the one that went out, wanted to go see Harvard.
03:23Heads up.
03:24If I wanted to go on the boat, you made me go to Harvard.
03:27Yeah, I said, we're going to go to Harvard.
03:28Charlie from Detroit's up first, though.
03:30We're making you feel bad.
03:31How come, Charlie?
03:33Because when me and my wife went to Boston, we did the duck boat tour.
03:37Now you guys got me questioning our life decisions.
03:39Well, no, to me, it seems like something that, like, a husband and wife would do, right?
03:47I mean, that's what they're designed to do.
03:49But I am not Dave's wife.
03:52And so, doing that seemed odd.
03:57You know, I just wanted to say you guys were both right.
03:59It was kind of neat to do, but it was also pretty boring.
04:03Oh, yeah.
04:03It seems like it would be boring.
04:04Yeah, we both would have got something out of it, though.
04:06Like, Chuck, do you think Chuck would have enjoyed a little bit of it?
04:09No.
04:09You know what?
04:10It was kind of neat, because that was the only tour of Boston that we did.
04:13So, we drove through some stuff the other wives wouldn't have seen.
04:16And, you know, they gave you some info of stuff that you wouldn't have known otherwise.
04:20Right.
04:20I actually probably wouldn't have minded that part of it.
04:23I do like seeing buildings.
04:25I do like learning about it.
04:26And that's why.
04:26But I was not going to do any of that stuff with just Dave.
04:30Come on.
04:30Stop.
04:30Don't be so humble.
04:31What's the big deal?
04:32Sorry.
04:32I've done it in Chicago.
04:34I did the boat tour in Chicago, and I learned so much about the city and the history of the city.
04:38I thought it was so cool.
04:38So, I thought, well, I'm in Boston.
04:40I'm here for one day.
04:42I've done enough gay.
04:43Let's head out on a gay boat, bitch.
04:44It was a gay enough trip sharing a hotel room.
04:48Yeah.
04:48Well, that was not our choice.
04:50So, I was, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't have shared a hotel room and then also done
04:55the duck boat tour with you.
04:58That was just too much.
05:00We shared chicken wings.
05:02What's the big deal?
05:03No, I know.
05:03I know.
05:04I know.
05:06I know.
05:08Oh, yeah.
05:08Oh, yeah.
05:09I know.
05:09I know.
05:11All right.
05:13All right.
05:14Come on.