Wacky News: A Grocery Store Food Fight And The Case Of The Stolen Bud Light
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00:00The knuckleheads are in the news.
00:02I love this story.
00:03Police say they were called to the potato chip aisle of an Ohio Walmart for a disturbance between two women.
00:09They say one woman threatened the other and her seven-year-old daughter.
00:13She pulled down her mask and attempted to spit in the woman's face.
00:17People have been doing that lately.
00:18They need to cut that out.
00:19Awful.
00:19So she missed, so she decided to hit the woman in the face with a 10-pound log of packaged meat.
00:25Wait a minute.
00:25Hold on a second.
00:26A 10-pound log of packaged meat?
00:29Yeah.
00:29You can knock someone out with that.
00:3110 pounds is heavy.
00:32And they were in the potato chip aisle.
00:33In the potato chip aisle.
00:35The 25-year-old suspect was arrested, of course, and charged with assault and violating a temporary protection order.
00:41It turns out the victim had a protection order against this woman because they live in the same apartment complex.
00:47Oh!
00:48That's how they know each other.
00:50Well, let's see.
00:50She hit her with a, tried to, with a 10-pound log of meat.
00:54Log of meat, yeah.
00:55So it sounds like they've had quite a beef going.
00:58Oh, they do.
00:59I couldn't resist.
01:02While we're in Ohio, for some reason, it seems like all the knuckleheads are in Ohio.
01:06Because here's a guy who went into the Kroger grocery store and stole 14 cases of Bud Light.
01:15Now, how he got that much out of the store and nobody caught it, I don't know.
01:19That's a lot.
01:20He should have just gone on and had a party.
01:22But no.
01:24He got out to the car and he unloaded all these things in the car and he went, oh, wait a minute.
01:29This is Bud Light.
01:30No offense to Bud Light fans, but he said, this is Bud Light.
01:34I don't want this.
01:36So he took the shopping cart and the 14 cases of Bud Light back into the store and told him his wife bought the wrong beer.
01:45Well, when the employees couldn't confirm the story, the guy stormed out with all the Bud Light.
01:51That's when the store checked out the surveillance footage and realized what happened.
01:55Called the cops.
01:56They are now trying to track this guy down.
01:59They'll find him.
02:00Yeah.
02:01He's the one that's drunk.
02:02He'll be at a...
02:03Well, I have a feeling he'll be at another grocery store trying to trade that Bud Light in for something else.
02:07He might be.
02:08He might be.