Peep Show: Dave & Chuck "the Freak" Uncut

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00:00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak uncut

00:00:07that's right thanks for being with us here and our very first ever uncut fucking podcast

00:00:20started off I am I gotta start it right off right because we never get a chance to do that

00:00:25of course live on the air I don't know about you guys but I've programmed myself so much that even

00:00:30in normal life outside of the show I don't swear a lot oh really oh I swear I do I feel like all

00:00:37the fucks that I have in my life like I've stored them all in like an extra stomach I have or

00:00:42something oh your fuck stomach yeah so all the fucks are right in there and then when it's time

00:00:47to fucking release them then I'm like I like punch out like Flintstone style and I'm like

00:00:52it's like a stomach full of fucks off the show like off the air when we go to commercial break

00:01:01or whatever and we're talking the fucks fly oh yeah they do yes yeah they do they do you guys

00:01:06heard the you know the commercial break segments of the show you'd hear a lot more swearing but

00:01:10I guess because I have kids too I don't know I find that I don't do it a lot oh I swear in front

00:01:15of my kids now I've lost all of that whole deep I actually got busted because uh me and Rowan were

00:01:22watching the Lions game uh-oh and Jared Goff Jared Goff was like he was like I can't throw the ball

00:01:30I can't even throw the ball and um Rowan's sitting there and I'm like god he's such a fucking pussy

00:01:37he's such a fucking pussy and then I hear from the background oh my god oh my god the language

00:01:44I realize their mom walked in to pick him up oh no oh you busted I'm like uh yep that's worse in the

00:01:54square jar I know it's bad there's no way you can't watch the Lions without I know like yeah

00:01:59Rowan took a video of me with me not realizing it on his on his snapchat of course and so there's

00:02:09a little bit of that when I was like a little kid like I said fuck one time like real secretly

00:02:13like my dad heard it he did yeah because I was like I was sitting there and he was in the other

00:02:18room and I was like fuck and I remember him coming in there and he's like what the fuck did you just

00:02:24say you know and he let me have it oh I bet it was the quietest I was I well because I was like

00:02:31I was like I heard him say it I was like here we go fuck and then he kicked the door down Jesus

00:02:39you're military trained it told you guys the one time I told my dad to f off and I even said it

00:02:44walking away quietly it's the time he karate chopped a ladder in half yeah yeah trying to get me on the

00:02:49bottom bunk of the bunk yeah I began to tell my dad to fuck off and um it was uh I grabbed me by the

00:02:57throat and pushed me up against the door one that was the one altercation I got in with my dad you knew

00:03:02I was like yeah that's how you're fine never again no even right now I'm still a little nervous that

00:03:09we're doing this in here I know I know it's definitely weird to be able to I think though of

00:03:14all shows we get to we get our point across yeah yeah you know we get to say stuff and do stuff that

00:03:20a lot of shows don't so we're lucky that way but it's still there's certain things that we're not

00:03:25allowed to say live on the air that we get to say so that's why we figured we'd do this and give it a

00:03:30whirl see how it went as an uncut podcast so we're gonna get through some stuff here talk about some

00:03:36different stories with no holes barred James is even dressed for the occasion if you're listening to

00:03:42this podcast it's also a video cast that you can download at daveandchuckthefreak.com and what's

00:03:46your outfit you're wearing a brokini Chuck told me to wear something sexy yes so I put on a leopard

00:03:51print brokini it is yeah you want to see the whole picture yeah please yes please my god there you are

00:03:58that's a specimen that is James and his brokini oh my god James is his secretary he's like put on a

00:04:03little something sexy yeah sex yourself up my little slut make sure you're looking good for

00:04:09this podcast we're using curse words and talking dirty shit so you gotta make sure your ass is looking

00:04:15as hot as possible I want to get a big boner for this oh my god hopefully it's as big as it gets

00:04:19it is well it would be small yeah okay it's just well it's as disturbing uncut as it is regular

00:04:26just for the record I am cut so wow see is cut the podcast if you look close if you look close

00:04:33at the brokini check it out the brokini you can see that it is perfectly cut wow all right there you

00:04:40go I'm not talking about my abs no yeah that was the uh little graphic we did for this if you saw it

00:04:46it was uh Chuck and I in turtlenecks bulldog yeah a little play on uncut if you didn't understand it

00:04:52that's what it is but let's get down to business here I realize we don't have an intro for Russian

00:04:57stories I think we need one like that's a good idea oh rascally Russians or something that's not

00:05:01that sounds really fucking stupid I love this I love you being able to say that I know I still am nervous

00:05:11I know it's not nice it's the same effects sneaky fucking Russian yeah yeah fuck a man who sought help

00:05:21from a witch doctor in Russia to save his troubled marriage was brutally murdered during an occult ritual

00:05:29what yes 33 year old Anton Shabanov had asked a witch doctor to help after his 29 year old wife

00:05:38you know he'd be off split from him less than a year after they were married so he turned to a witch

00:05:46doctor turn to a witch place come in I did not know there was witch doctors in Russia yes I am witch

00:05:52doctor okay come to basement 32 year old Nikolai Ivanov is got that knife sharpener thing witch doctor he

00:06:01promised to save the marriage I could say there was a ritual involving the burial of items

00:06:08belonging to him and his now estranged wife he was told by the witch doctor to bury those things

00:06:15outside of the Russian city they lived in okay however like valuables maybe possibly oh I bet

00:06:24that's what it is sounds voodoo like when they were digging a hole to bury the items the witch

00:06:29doctor started mocking the man you're a big pussy you're very sad about your girlfriend huh please

00:06:36take this seriously save me I am laughing at how big a pussy you are

00:06:42fuck you

00:06:44insulted his estranged wife

00:06:51yeah you know I love her she is big fat bitch well sure she is I laugh again I'm witch doctor and then they started to fight

00:07:01uh and then the witch doctor pulled out an axe didn't count on this huh why you have axe and I'm like why like

00:07:09a coyote oh no and then he struck the lovesick husband in the head and neck multiple times killing him in the process

00:07:17of course

00:07:19nobody told you not to go to a picture thank you for digging your own grave that's the husband and that's his estranged bride

00:07:27oh then he covered the body with some branches and leaves and he fled the scene

00:07:32witch doctor style mm-hmm that the police did get him photos from the scene showed the exact location where the crime took place

00:07:40featured a large pile of branches and leaves where the dead body was found

00:07:43oh no luckily they don't they didn't share those they do show the picture of the witch doctor with his face blurred

00:07:49there he is he doesn't look like a witch doctor no he's too young he's only 32

00:07:54he's like a drug dealer he's wearing like a north face vest

00:07:57i thought they'd be dressed way different you are a witch doctor yes but i like to keep warm and stylish tim

00:08:07are you a rapper as well yes i do i have youtube channel

00:08:12check out youtube channel he confessed to the killing big witch and he was sentenced to just nine and a half years

00:08:20which means he'll die in prison

00:08:22yeah well sure yeah ordered to pay about 25 grand in damages

00:08:27so i guess because the other guy attacked him

00:08:30you know he probably took it too far

00:08:34in the old russian self-defense by chopping his head all off and everything but

00:08:39no he nine years that doesn't seem like a long time

00:08:43the other guy just fought with him but he brought the

00:08:45no i know but the what i'm saying is they started fighting

00:08:48oh so then the witch doctor's like he fought me i had to take axe out chop him through this

00:08:53punch punch axe times

00:08:55yes

00:08:56don't go to a witch doctor and don't go to a young russian witch doctor

00:09:00yeah

00:09:01oh so he loved this girl huh oh yeah he must have just loved her so much

00:09:05that guy has a look in his eyes like i think someday i'm gonna die from witch doctor

00:09:09he does look his weird look she has a weird look i think i'm gonna leave this guy right

00:09:13oh yeah i don't like him very much until

00:09:15as soon as my cam girl signs to piss off i am leaving

00:09:19i start to only film

00:09:23all this stuff that's so funny your instinct was to turn it off because it just started swearing

00:09:27well no it wasn't the swears i just thought it was something different

00:09:29i was like uh yeah definitely there's stuff coming up

00:09:32spoilers

00:09:33there's lots of spoilers ahead but anyway from russia to hungary we go next where

00:09:38we know some people will do insane things to get their hands on some big cash

00:09:41fast in hungary one such man is being accused of intentionally losing his legs to a train

00:09:48so he could cash in on over three million bucks worth of insurance

00:09:52well there's a whole city that did it here so

00:09:56the man's initial claim said that he was walking by the tracks

00:09:59stepped on some glass lost his balance and fell in front of the train

00:10:03causing both of his legs to be amputated

00:10:06oh that hurt so bad

00:10:07the accident though is now being investigated

00:10:10after it was revealed that he took out 14 high risk policies

00:10:15in the year leading up to this incident

00:10:18oh yeah

00:10:1914

00:10:19he apparently got some

00:10:22financial advice

00:10:24from someone in hungary

00:10:26oh yeah

00:10:27that said insurance policies have better returns than savings accounts

00:10:31so instead of saving his money just make something happen

00:10:35yeah just forget it just put it all in these and then go chop your legs off

00:10:39you'll do better

00:10:40so now he's a half piece of shit

00:10:41no

00:10:42i'm not used to this

00:10:44i'm not either i'm not

00:10:45that's my favorite thing to say

00:10:47oh my god lisa

00:10:50lisa

00:10:51wow my heavens

00:10:53oh

00:10:54lisa light

00:10:55just

00:10:56yes

00:10:57turning up the heat in here

00:10:58he is a piece of shit

00:11:00lordy lordy

00:11:01my god woman

00:11:03she turns you guys southern and i go straight to elementary school

00:11:05because i was like

00:11:06oh

00:11:06lisa said piece of shit

00:11:10where'd you even learn such

00:11:13verbiage like that

00:11:15my goodness

00:11:16thanks gracious me

00:11:17i'm sweating

00:11:18sorry about that

00:11:19it's probably three quarters of a piece of shit

00:11:20sorry about that

00:11:20yeah yeah

00:11:21yeah you're right

00:11:22it would be about three quarters of a piece of shit

00:11:24yeah yeah

00:11:24anyway this piece of shit

00:11:25apparently the train conductor says the guy

00:11:27he witnessed him throw himself in front of the train

00:11:30oh

00:11:30so it's not working out for him

00:11:32no honestly though

00:11:33like how

00:11:33how bad is life that you're like

00:11:36this train

00:11:37i'm gonna let it chop my legs off

00:11:40it would hurt so bad

00:11:43that's crazy

00:11:43and there's no guarantee

00:11:44it's not gonna just pull you right into it

00:11:47and you're gonna be

00:11:47you bleed out

00:11:49mince meat

00:11:50hmm

00:11:51maybe he just put his little

00:11:53the little parts of his legs

00:11:54the little parts

00:11:56you don't want that

00:11:56you gotta go full knee probably

00:11:57that's what i would've thought

00:11:58yeah you can't

00:11:59what do you mean the little parts

00:12:00you know like just his feet

00:12:01like his ankles

00:12:02but then it would be your ankles

00:12:03i know

00:12:03he lost his legs

00:12:04i know

00:12:05hmm

00:12:06i just feel like there's a lot of

00:12:08a lot of blood coming out

00:12:09yeah that's what he'll die from

00:12:11it's bleeding

00:12:11you can't get those legs back though

00:12:15if you don't get the policy

00:12:16right

00:12:16that's true

00:12:17that's true

00:12:18no that's it

00:12:19you just now you've got no legs

00:12:20and no money

00:12:21do they try to

00:12:22that's what happens

00:12:23do they try

00:12:24to save his legs

00:12:25if a train rips your legs off

00:12:29i don't think they're gone

00:12:30i feel like they're just maybe

00:12:31it's not a clean break chuck

00:12:33it's like an inch long perfect cut

00:12:36they have been smushed to death

00:12:38underneath that train

00:12:39because you gotta remember

00:12:39it's not just one train car

00:12:41it's a whole train

00:12:42i know

00:12:42right

00:12:42i'm just assuming they like

00:12:44cut and he falls one way

00:12:46and the legs just settle

00:12:47into the little track area

00:12:48i bet you it cuts like a big chunk out

00:12:50and separates it

00:12:50oh it definitely does

00:12:51the way those wheels are designed

00:12:52it's like it's a

00:12:54it's like a crazy pizza cutter

00:12:55it's like the craziest fucking pizza cutter

00:12:57i know

00:12:58i know

00:12:59i know

00:12:59i mean i know how those wheels look

00:13:01it wouldn't be great

00:13:03i just wonder if they attempt it

00:13:05i never want to see anything like that in my life

00:13:07no

00:13:08of course not

00:13:09no

00:13:09i have on live leak

00:13:11oh live leak yeah

00:13:12i've seen a man get chopped in half

00:13:14by a train

00:13:15oh yeah

00:13:16probably

00:13:16that's why i'm in therapy

00:13:18yeah

00:13:19stuff like that

00:13:20i've seen all that

00:13:21i don't ever want to see anything like that

00:13:24i can show you

00:13:24no thank you

00:13:25uh we're off to china next

00:13:27where they're trying to stop incest

00:13:30that's so hard

00:13:32praise

00:13:33praise stop

00:13:35can you blame them on the top brothers and sisters

00:13:37my brother is very turkey

00:13:40trying to stop goat incest

00:13:43oh that's a twist

00:13:45that's a twist

00:13:46at a farm in shanghai

00:13:48they're now using facial recognition technology

00:13:52to stop incest among their flock of goats

00:13:57that's your sister go

00:13:58stop a fucking your sister

00:14:00god damn

00:14:02keep a fucking your sister

00:14:04sister a fucking technology

00:14:06immediately

00:14:07stop it

00:14:08implement sister fucking technology

00:14:10we did

00:14:15they had somehow

00:14:16they have computers

00:14:17trying to solve it

00:14:18so the artificial intelligence technology

00:14:20uses a camera

00:14:21to track the goats

00:14:22that are housed together

00:14:23that may be related to one another

00:14:24based on color coding

00:14:25if two related goats

00:14:27start trying to mate

00:14:28the technology

00:14:29rushes

00:14:29stop fucking

00:14:30sends a staff member out

00:14:32i thought i'd just scream at him

00:14:34to pull them apart

00:14:35that's your sister

00:14:36stop fucking

00:14:37my god

00:14:40come on

00:14:41stop it

00:14:41fucking now

00:14:42i have to be

00:14:43i have to be the guy

00:14:45that runs out

00:14:46and pulls two fucking goats apart

00:14:48yep

00:14:49yeah i don't want to

00:14:49that's your job

00:14:50that's a worse job

00:14:51go get a hose

00:14:52just hose them down

00:14:53just get a cold water hose

00:14:56oh man

00:14:57they say the system

00:14:58will improve work efficiency

00:14:59and quality of livestock

00:15:01by eliminating incest

00:15:02related birth defects

00:15:04yeah

00:15:04i guess it's like a guy

00:15:05he's he's dressed like

00:15:07he's in squid game

00:15:08and he goes out there

00:15:10and tries to not get

00:15:11you know goat sperm

00:15:12all over

00:15:13oh my god

00:15:13so we know goats scream

00:15:14what kind of noises

00:15:15do they make

00:15:15when they're fucking

00:15:16i would assume

00:15:17very similar

00:15:18yeah

00:15:19getting ridden

00:15:23by a bbc goat

00:15:24i bet they're like

00:15:26oh wow

00:15:28that's more guttural

00:15:29you think more guttural

00:15:31yeah we could even do

00:15:37sex noises

00:15:37yeah i was gonna say

00:15:38we tried to do that

00:15:39that's true

00:15:40goat sex

00:15:41it's everything

00:15:42it's everything

00:15:44everyone always wanted

00:15:46you know what i'm saying

00:15:47box pieces of shit

00:15:49and goat sex noises

00:15:50who could ask for more

00:15:52than this

00:15:52that goat just came on me

00:15:55oh my god

00:15:56he said come

00:15:56you want it uncensored

00:16:01you can't say

00:16:01motherfucker

00:16:02yes you can

00:16:03bet you can now

00:16:05those goats were fucking

00:16:06yeah

00:16:07now could we get

00:16:08something like this

00:16:09maybe down south

00:16:10like kentucky

00:16:11no they're fine with it

00:16:13no they're fine

00:16:14facial recognition

00:16:14just stop

00:16:15they don't care

00:16:16cousin banging

00:16:16no there's nothing

00:16:17there's

00:16:18stop right there Larry

00:16:19hey you fucking

00:16:20you fucking your sister

00:16:21go ahead

00:16:23cameras caught you

00:16:25pull them apart

00:16:27pull them apart

00:16:27no they just make

00:16:28porns out of it

00:16:29unfortunately

00:16:31from goats

00:16:33to buffalo

00:16:33but this

00:16:34my friend

00:16:35is the times

00:16:36of india

00:16:37oh

00:16:38let's do that

00:16:39let's bring it on

00:16:41yes

00:16:42the times

00:16:48of india

00:16:49a farmer

00:16:50from madhya pradesh's

00:16:53bakhine district

00:16:54went to a police

00:16:56station

00:16:56and brought his

00:16:59buffalo

00:16:59with him

00:17:01okay

00:17:02like a pet

00:17:03no it's his

00:17:05animal

00:17:05but he was

00:17:07complaining to the

00:17:08police that the

00:17:09buffalo was being

00:17:10a bastard

00:17:11and refused to be

00:17:13milked

00:17:14so okay

00:17:16so he was

00:17:18I hope

00:17:18complaining

00:17:19otherwise that's not

00:17:21milk

00:17:21my taste good

00:17:24that's not

00:17:25oh my god

00:17:26buffalo

00:17:28cum

00:17:28that's not a good

00:17:31band name

00:17:31please welcome

00:17:32buffalo

00:17:33cum

00:17:34they're heavy

00:17:35they're a heavy band

00:17:36they're really heavy

00:17:37he suspected

00:17:39his buffalo

00:17:41was under the

00:17:42influence

00:17:43of witchcraft

00:17:44which has cursed

00:17:47this buffalo

00:17:47they would not

00:17:49let me milk her

00:17:50is fucked up

00:17:52that buffalo

00:17:55is a man

00:17:56buffalo is a bull

00:17:59I don't know if

00:18:00it's called a bull

00:18:00but it is a bull

00:18:01that is the problem

00:18:02you are jerking it off

00:18:04I was jerking the buffalo off

00:18:05you have to do it longer

00:18:08you just have to do it

00:18:09a bit longer

00:18:10the villager

00:18:11identified as

00:18:1245 year old

00:18:13Baboulal Jataf

00:18:17submitted his complaint

00:18:18at the police station

00:18:19saying his buffalo

00:18:20was not allowing him

00:18:21to milk it

00:18:22over the past

00:18:23several days

00:18:24I love the moments

00:18:26leading up to him

00:18:26taking him to the

00:18:27fucking police station

00:18:28too

00:18:28where he's just like

00:18:30he's like

00:18:30this is fucked up

00:18:31we're going downtown

00:18:33I'm gonna take you

00:18:34right downtown

00:18:35he's calling him an asshole

00:18:36yeah you're an asshole

00:18:37of a buffalo

00:18:38you piece of shit

00:18:39you're a piece

00:18:40of absolute shit

00:18:41you fucking buffalo

00:18:43it shits on

00:18:43it shits at him

00:18:44don't you shit at me

00:18:47you asshole buffalo

00:18:49I will shit on you

00:18:52I will shit right

00:18:54on your face

00:18:55that's the buffalo

00:18:55I will shit on you

00:18:57don't you do it

00:18:58fuck your mother

00:18:59I will shit on you

00:19:00oh my god

00:19:00what a filthy buffalo

00:19:01fuck you

00:19:02fuck your dad

00:19:04oh my god

00:19:05lick your dad's balls

00:19:07I will sit on you

00:19:09and shit

00:19:10we should have put a

00:19:12warning at the beginning

00:19:12of this podcast

00:19:13well

00:19:14you should know I guess

00:19:16yeah you should know

00:19:17I'm just saying that

00:19:18Indian guys a lot of times

00:19:20will tell people

00:19:21like if you're

00:19:22if you watch a lot of

00:19:23stuff on YouTube

00:19:23that I do

00:19:24they're always like

00:19:25fuck your mom

00:19:26I wish I could

00:19:26are they

00:19:27yeah like their

00:19:28their number one swears

00:19:30are fuck your mom

00:19:31it's like mom

00:19:32mix it up

00:19:32they'll be like

00:19:33you are a fuck shit

00:19:34like I always hear them

00:19:35yeah they're confused

00:19:36a little bit

00:19:37but there's always

00:19:38stuff about

00:19:38what they're gonna

00:19:39do to your mom

00:19:39I will fuck your mother

00:19:41all the time

00:19:44it's the best

00:19:45I watch

00:19:46the reason I watch

00:19:47it's incredible

00:19:48so the police said

00:19:49you can't do anything

00:19:50about your fucking buffalo

00:19:51dude

00:19:51get the hell out of here

00:19:53but four hours later

00:19:54he shows back up

00:19:55with the buffalo

00:19:55saying you have to help me

00:19:57how's he traveling

00:19:57so much with his buffalo

00:19:58I don't know

00:19:59that's crazy

00:19:59he rides it

00:20:00he rides that fucking buffalo

00:20:01that's how you travel

00:20:03giddy up bitch

00:20:04let's go

00:20:05get off of me

00:20:06get the milking

00:20:07what's crazy

00:20:08is that the buffalo

00:20:09went along with

00:20:10the whole trip

00:20:11yeah

00:20:11well the buffalo

00:20:12was like

00:20:12you know

00:20:13what are you doing

00:20:14yeah I guess

00:20:15where are we going

00:20:16I mean

00:20:17he's trying to milk me

00:20:18and I'm a man

00:20:19yeah

00:20:19fuck

00:20:21I guess you'd take

00:20:22a long walk too

00:20:23after the second time

00:20:24though he called

00:20:25and said

00:20:25thanks for your help

00:20:27the buffalo

00:20:27allowed to be milked

00:20:28today

00:20:29so it scared

00:20:30the buffalo

00:20:31it scared him straight

00:20:32like when I took

00:20:32Stella to the zoo

00:20:33scared straight

00:20:34scared straight

00:20:35as buffalo

00:20:36scared straight

00:20:37okay okay

00:20:38I love the idea

00:20:39of like actual

00:20:40scared straight dudes

00:20:41coming out

00:20:41and being like

00:20:41you want to be

00:20:42in the fucking

00:20:43big house

00:20:43motherfucker buffalo

00:20:44no my god

00:20:45give this man

00:20:46some milk

00:20:47motherfucker

00:20:47what in the hell

00:20:49is happening

00:20:49fuck you

00:20:50you want to

00:20:50smoke meth next

00:20:51I will shit

00:20:52I will shit

00:20:53on you

00:20:54then you

00:20:54suck a dick

00:20:55in an alley

00:20:55man

00:20:56oh my god

00:20:57no I just

00:20:57want to go back

00:20:58you shit ass buffalo

00:20:59fuck you man

00:21:00you know what I did

00:21:00today

00:21:01no please

00:21:01I don't

00:21:02I just want to

00:21:02go back to my farm

00:21:03and have him milk me

00:21:05all day

00:21:05I was in the shower

00:21:07fighting for my life

00:21:08today

00:21:08man

00:21:09please

00:21:11fucking buffalo

00:21:12please help

00:21:14scared straight

00:21:15yeah that's

00:21:15next

00:21:17scared straight

00:21:18Indian buffalo edition

00:21:19will the buffalo

00:21:20change his ways

00:21:21I want to hear more

00:21:22about the shower scene

00:21:22in jail

00:21:23how many rooms

00:21:23were there

00:21:24how many erections

00:21:25were out

00:21:25he wants to know

00:21:28more

00:21:28that's dirty

00:21:28no it's super dirty

00:21:29is it still giving me

00:21:30anxiety

00:21:31oh yeah

00:21:31I can tell

00:21:32I can tell

00:21:32you were freaking out

00:21:34he's like

00:21:35I don't know

00:21:36if we can say

00:21:36buffalo cow

00:21:38I'm not sure

00:21:40I'm not sure

00:21:43about this

00:21:44he said

00:21:44fuck your mother

00:21:46my god

00:21:48I honestly

00:21:49didn't know

00:21:50it was gonna go

00:21:51here

00:21:51I thought it'd be

00:21:53a couple playful

00:21:54fucks

00:21:54and just a normal

00:21:56show

00:21:57but

00:21:57these two

00:21:59cocks

00:21:59have really

00:22:00stepped up

00:22:01their game

00:22:02oh god

00:22:03it was like

00:22:03five minutes

00:22:04and we were like

00:22:04buffalo cum

00:22:05milk my dick

00:22:08oh jesus

00:22:12yeah

00:22:12so

00:22:13warning

00:22:14warning

00:22:15don't listen

00:22:16stuff

00:22:16get set

00:22:17with young ones

00:22:17around

00:22:18oh my god

00:22:19no

00:22:19that's what I'm saying

00:22:20no one's doing that

00:22:22no one's doing that

00:22:23I think you should

00:22:24you should listen to

00:22:25the young ones around

00:22:25those young ones

00:22:27grow up and do stupid shit

00:22:28that we can talk about

00:22:28on our show

00:22:29that's true

00:22:29it's called

00:22:30career something

00:22:32protection

00:22:33protection

00:22:33yeah for sure

00:22:35no I would not

00:22:36recommend

00:22:36preservation

00:22:36that's what

00:22:37yes

00:22:37well shit

00:22:40the following podcast

00:22:42is quite filthy

00:22:42it really got

00:22:44it got wild there

00:22:45for a second

00:22:45please be careful

00:22:47all right

00:22:48in some celebrity

00:22:49dirt

00:22:49this

00:22:50I can't explain

00:22:51this scene

00:22:52I don't know

00:22:52how it happened

00:22:53I guess

00:22:54Range Rover

00:22:55hired Wyclef Jean

00:22:57to play one of their

00:22:59big corporate events

00:23:00yeah

00:23:01and at one point

00:23:03Wyclef decided

00:23:05to hoist

00:23:06the head

00:23:07of Range Rover

00:23:08this older white guy

00:23:10yeah

00:23:10up on his shoulders

00:23:12and dance

00:23:13with him

00:23:13on his shoulders

00:23:15until he dropped

00:23:17him on his head

00:23:17oh stop

00:23:18he killed him

00:23:19no way

00:23:19dropped him

00:23:19on his head

00:23:21you guys

00:23:22well

00:23:22here's how it

00:23:23played out

00:23:24he's much older

00:23:25than I thought

00:23:26that's what I think

00:23:27he's super old

00:23:28man he's having

00:23:29just that time

00:23:29of his life

00:23:30he's a thousand

00:23:35I know

00:23:36and he's on the

00:23:37shoulders

00:23:38of Wyclef

00:23:38why is he there

00:23:41no

00:23:42oh no

00:23:43there goes his teeth

00:23:45look he's not right

00:23:47no

00:23:47you can't drop

00:23:49an old man

00:23:49he looks so confused

00:23:50he was

00:23:51help

00:23:52one could argue

00:23:53he wasn't right

00:23:54when he got him

00:23:54on the shoulders

00:23:55they've got ice

00:23:56on him

00:23:57a black fella

00:23:57just came out

00:23:59of nowhere

00:23:59pick me up

00:24:01and drop me

00:24:01on my head

00:24:02if you decide

00:24:03to get on

00:24:03a man's shoulders

00:24:04you're not right

00:24:05to begin with

00:24:06correct

00:24:06no

00:24:06this guy

00:24:07was he wasted

00:24:08before that

00:24:09he must have been

00:24:10I'm not sure

00:24:11if he's wasted

00:24:11or if he's just

00:24:12you know

00:24:13he's barely hanging on

00:24:15he's got a leather

00:24:16jacket on

00:24:17he got fired up

00:24:17he's ready to party

00:24:18he's got a rendition

00:24:18of Gone Until November

00:24:19and he's like

00:24:19hell yeah

00:24:20put me on your

00:24:21fucking shoulders

00:24:21white clips on

00:24:22let's talk to

00:24:23fucking Land Rovers

00:24:24bitch

00:24:25he was

00:24:26he was holding

00:24:27his hands

00:24:27like he was terrified

00:24:28that's the coolest

00:24:30the Range Rover

00:24:30guy's ever been

00:24:31oh well sure

00:24:32well did you see

00:24:33the glee on him

00:24:34when he was up there

00:24:35yeah

00:24:36it was like that

00:24:37chick in Titanic

00:24:38look at that

00:24:41he's like

00:24:42yes

00:24:42this is why

00:24:43I became CEO

00:24:44of Land Rover

00:24:45I love it

00:24:46I love this

00:24:48now put me down

00:24:49little black man

00:24:49oh no

00:24:51oh hard

00:24:52he fell hard

00:24:54he's out of it

00:24:54look at Wyclef

00:24:55realizing

00:24:56I just dropped

00:24:57like a billionaire

00:24:57on his head

00:24:58or whatever

00:24:58oh I'm sorry sir

00:25:00oh

00:25:00cause two seconds ago

00:25:01he was just

00:25:02counting all that

00:25:02fucking cash

00:25:03he's making

00:25:03yeah exactly

00:25:04let's just wipe

00:25:06the blood away

00:25:07Wyclef

00:25:07was hired as

00:25:08entertainment

00:25:08at the

00:25:09Range Rover

00:25:09Leadership Summit

00:25:10a corporate event

00:25:11that took place

00:25:12in Los Angeles

00:25:12but it seems

00:25:13that the Range Rover

00:25:13leadership got a little

00:25:14more entertainment

00:25:15they bargained for

00:25:16at some point

00:25:17during the festivities

00:25:17Wyclef hoisted

00:25:19Joe Everhart

00:25:20the president

00:25:21and CEO

00:25:22of Jaguar

00:25:23Land Rover

00:25:24North America

00:25:24onto his shoulders

00:25:26but then accidentally

00:25:27dropped him

00:25:27on the floor

00:25:28see Leeson

00:25:29you thought

00:25:29what I did

00:25:30with the Dodge

00:25:31CEO

00:25:31was bad

00:25:33showing my butt

00:25:34to him

00:25:35and everything

00:25:35that's nothing

00:25:36that was still weird

00:25:37that was nothing

00:25:38that made for some

00:25:38weird moments

00:25:39for us

00:25:40he's got those

00:25:41hot buns

00:25:42yeah

00:25:42Wyclef dropped me

00:25:44Wyclef Jean

00:25:46Wyclef Jean

00:25:47the Fudgies

00:25:49the Fudgies

00:25:52were here

00:25:53they're a rock

00:25:53and roll band

00:25:54we got a rock

00:25:55and roll act

00:25:56where's that

00:25:57Ferguson lady

00:25:58yeah

00:25:58yeah no

00:25:59it looks like

00:26:00I named Ferguson

00:26:01he was seriously hurt

00:26:03but they say

00:26:05he was okay

00:26:06he did leave early

00:26:07though

00:26:07he did leave

00:26:08the party early

00:26:08because

00:26:09oh I'm sure

00:26:09he was concussed

00:26:10I'm sure

00:26:11I think he looked

00:26:11like he was at art

00:26:13he was out almost

00:26:14for a second

00:26:15see I could never

00:26:16explain why you

00:26:17showed your ass

00:26:18to the CEO

00:26:19of Dodge

00:26:19to begin with

00:26:20I can't

00:26:21I don't know

00:26:22the facts

00:26:22I don't know why

00:26:23I have a photo of it

00:26:24I know that it happened

00:26:26you don't know why

00:26:27it's just kind of like this guy

00:26:28you know what I think it was

00:26:29he doesn't know why

00:26:30no what I think it was

00:26:31it was just like

00:26:31someone was like

00:26:32okay we're gonna take a photo

00:26:34everyone's gonna take a photo

00:26:35and I was like

00:26:36I started doing a little pose

00:26:38I might have been making fun of you

00:26:39a little bit

00:26:40where you do like a little

00:26:41pose

00:26:42and then I'll do a pose

00:26:44to match

00:26:44and I think I took it

00:26:46or the Hellcat

00:26:47got you so excited

00:26:48well

00:26:48you know

00:26:49you showed your ass

00:26:50hoping to get a deal

00:26:51on a Hellcat

00:26:51I was like

00:26:52I will give you

00:26:53this ass

00:26:54you can have all of this

00:26:55you can take me

00:26:57oh my god

00:26:57how dare you

00:26:58James it was before

00:27:00we got together

00:27:01okay

00:27:01yeah it was

00:27:02you two were just friends

00:27:03then

00:27:03yeah

00:27:04let the past be the past

00:27:05yes

00:27:06exactly

00:27:07he means nothing to me

00:27:08but it was a weird moment

00:27:09yeah

00:27:09I'm like oh my god

00:27:10Chuck is showing his ass

00:27:11to the CEO

00:27:12yeah

00:27:13Dodge

00:27:13yep

00:27:14that's the end of our advertising

00:27:15yep

00:27:16well they think it did

00:27:17they did stop

00:27:22right after that

00:27:23where have the Karens

00:27:25attack now

00:27:26listen

00:27:27I don't understand

00:27:28people that go to

00:27:30a comedy show

00:27:31and get upset

00:27:32they're offended

00:27:33thank you

00:27:34yeah

00:27:34don't go to a comedy show

00:27:35it's not for you

00:27:36you can't handle

00:27:37all sorts of

00:27:38crazy talk

00:27:39I think they assume

00:27:40certain things

00:27:41aren't going to be

00:27:42brought up

00:27:43and they just

00:27:44some people are just like

00:27:45they go there

00:27:46and then they say something

00:27:47and it's one of their

00:27:47passionate issues

00:27:48and then they're like

00:27:49well fuck that

00:27:50and you're like

00:27:51oh god

00:27:51yep

00:27:52I'm not familiar

00:27:53with this guy

00:27:54Afion Crockett

00:27:55I've never heard of him

00:27:57he's a comedian

00:27:58he's been in some films

00:27:58with like Samuel L. Jackson

00:28:00Kevin Hart and stuff

00:28:00but he was doing stand up

00:28:01and Karen came on the stage

00:28:05to complain about

00:28:07some of his jokes

00:28:08like walked up

00:28:09onto the stage

00:28:10to confront him

00:28:11and this is how

00:28:12it played out here

00:28:14man it's a god damn

00:28:15comedy show

00:28:16what the fuck it is

00:28:17you gotta get justice

00:28:19what's the problem

00:28:21what's the problem

00:28:22huh

00:28:22what's the problem

00:28:25she's being heckled

00:28:30I don't want to know

00:28:32what the fuck

00:28:33she had to ask me

00:28:33you gotta damn

00:28:35compelling

00:28:35I can't even imagine

00:28:39a girl getting up

00:28:40on the stage

00:28:41I know

00:28:41we know you're a woman

00:28:43we can tell

00:28:43good

00:28:47how

00:28:50how am I insulting

00:28:51people by talking

00:28:51about sexual matters

00:28:53between adults

00:28:54I'm talking about

00:28:56consenting adults

00:28:57here

00:28:58this person should

00:28:59never be out of

00:29:00comedy show

00:29:01never

00:29:01so me being up here

00:29:04describing my life

00:29:05is insulting to you

00:29:07then how do you

00:29:11speak for the whole crowd

00:29:12and tell me that I'm

00:29:12insulting them

00:29:13who else

00:29:14is anybody insulting

00:29:15sounds like a resounding

00:29:19yes over here

00:29:20oh there comes the

00:29:22bouncing

00:29:22oh boy

00:29:26now they gotta kick her out

00:29:32hi Karen

00:29:35you're a Karen

00:29:40you're everything

00:29:41that a Karen is

00:29:43she's wearing purple pants

00:29:44yeah I walked up

00:29:45onto the stage

00:29:46exactly

00:29:47like that's crazy

00:29:48that's insane

00:29:49that's just

00:29:50there are people

00:29:51that just can't

00:29:52do it

00:29:52they can't go to

00:29:53those shows

00:29:53because they'll

00:29:54have that kind of

00:29:55reaction

00:29:55but like you paid

00:29:57to get in

00:29:57like you paid

00:29:58it's a comedy show

00:30:00like she's never

00:30:00been to one

00:30:01in her life before

00:30:02I don't know

00:30:02she only goes to

00:30:03Christian comedy shows

00:30:04or something

00:30:05like she's highly

00:30:06offended by stuff

00:30:07she's hearing

00:30:07yeah it's just

00:30:09such a bold move

00:30:10like what she said

00:30:10was I'm a woman

00:30:11I'm married to a man

00:30:13but you've insulted

00:30:13a lot of people

00:30:14tonight

00:30:15maybe he made

00:30:16some gay jokes

00:30:17I don't know

00:30:17what happened

00:30:18I don't know

00:30:18I have no idea

00:30:19that's not the time

00:30:22for your protests

00:30:23and weirdnesses

00:30:24it's really not

00:30:24a stand up comedy show

00:30:26like and honestly

00:30:26that's the shit

00:30:27that is fucking

00:30:28killing it

00:30:28I know so

00:30:29say you're at

00:30:30a comedy show

00:30:31and you find

00:30:32the person

00:30:32not even funny

00:30:33or whatever

00:30:34just get up

00:30:36and leave

00:30:36right

00:30:37just get up

00:30:38and leave

00:30:38yeah

00:30:39you know

00:30:40you don't have

00:30:40to make this

00:30:41giant scene

00:30:42and do all this

00:30:43he said it all

00:30:43in his Instagram

00:30:44post so

00:30:45cancel these nuts

00:30:46that's it

00:30:48sums it all up

00:30:49yeah

00:30:49cancel these nuts

00:30:52bitch

00:30:53yeah

00:30:55so that

00:30:56he said it's the

00:30:57first time it's

00:30:58ever happened

00:30:58and Karen

00:30:58stormed the stage

00:30:59but she was

00:30:59trying to do

00:31:00some kind of

00:31:01like weird

00:31:01like low-key

00:31:03Karen-ing

00:31:04where she was

00:31:05like I'm not

00:31:05low-key

00:31:06well she was

00:31:06like I'm not

00:31:07she wasn't calm

00:31:08and being like

00:31:08yes motherfucker

00:31:09like

00:31:09yeah

00:31:10right

00:31:10but she's on

00:31:12stage

00:31:12exactly

00:31:13that's like

00:31:14that's like

00:31:14a more subtle

00:31:15Karen

00:31:16that's like

00:31:16she's gonna be

00:31:17quiet and present

00:31:17herself not as a

00:31:18Karen but she's

00:31:19a Karen

00:31:19but you're a

00:31:20Karen

00:31:20you can't

00:31:21nonetheless

00:31:21she was offended

00:31:23that she was

00:31:24called a Karen

00:31:24yeah

00:31:25she even took

00:31:25that

00:31:26took that

00:31:28not well

00:31:28yeah

00:31:29that sucks

00:31:30it's never been

00:31:31harder

00:31:31it's never been

00:31:32harder

00:31:32like I wonder

00:31:33what in

00:31:33somebody's mind

00:31:34like that

00:31:34is their end

00:31:35goal

00:31:35like she's

00:31:36gonna go up

00:31:36there and

00:31:36then the

00:31:37comedian's gonna

00:31:37be like

00:31:37oh my god

00:31:39I should've

00:31:40never done

00:31:40this

00:31:40I never

00:31:41thought about

00:31:42it like that

00:31:42you've changed

00:31:45my entire

00:31:46world perspective

00:31:47with your

00:31:47one bitching

00:31:48I can't

00:31:49even do this

00:31:51anymore

00:31:51I'm done

00:31:51with comedy

00:31:52no that'll

00:31:53not happen

00:31:54you'll just

00:31:54shame yourself

00:31:55which is what

00:31:56happened there

00:31:56at that

00:31:57comedy show

00:31:58but thankfully

00:31:58she was booed

00:31:59off the stage

00:31:59and escorted

00:32:00out of the club

00:32:01an only fans

00:32:02model had a

00:32:03great birthday

00:32:04topped off

00:32:05by her sugar

00:32:06daddy

00:32:06putting her

00:32:07face up

00:32:08on her own

00:32:08Times Square

00:32:09billboard

00:32:10what

00:32:11her sugar

00:32:12daddy

00:32:13bought her

00:32:13a billboard

00:32:14in Times Square

00:32:15for her birthday

00:32:16it's her video

00:32:20on Instagram

00:32:20Mariah Mills

00:32:29based in Atlanta

00:32:30also hails

00:32:30from New York

00:32:31according to her

00:32:32Instagram

00:32:32she got us

00:32:33her name

00:32:33and face

00:32:34up in lights

00:32:34for her 28th

00:32:35birthday

00:32:35she wouldn't

00:32:36say how much

00:32:37her sugar

00:32:37daddy paid

00:32:38to get

00:32:39the prime

00:32:39100 by

00:32:4080 foot

00:32:41billboard

00:32:41placement

00:32:42on West

00:32:4248th

00:32:43Street

00:32:43but she

00:32:44said she

00:32:44was definitely

00:32:45thrilled

00:32:46with the

00:32:46gift

00:32:47she said

00:32:47seeing my

00:32:47face up

00:32:48there in bright

00:32:48lights was the

00:32:49most thrilling

00:32:49thing

00:32:50I looked

00:32:51stunning

00:32:51made me feel

00:32:53like a star

00:32:54he had to

00:32:55he had to pay

00:32:55some serious

00:32:56cash

00:32:56I wonder how

00:32:57much it

00:32:57was

00:32:58even imagine

00:32:59was it

00:33:00have her

00:33:00only fans

00:33:01on it

00:33:01or something

00:33:01probably up

00:33:02the side

00:33:02there

00:33:03right

00:33:03would they

00:33:04let you

00:33:04do that

00:33:04in Times Square

00:33:05area

00:33:05I don't know

00:33:06if they do

00:33:06I think it's a thing

00:33:08though I've seen it

00:33:08before where

00:33:09women are getting

00:33:11their pictures up

00:33:12there somehow

00:33:13I looked up

00:33:14her Instagram

00:33:15like the rest

00:33:17of her

00:33:17stuff here

00:33:19good

00:33:20well I mean

00:33:21if you like

00:33:22camel toe

00:33:22and big titties

00:33:23then yes

00:33:25oh my goodness

00:33:27that's a camel toe

00:33:28that honestly

00:33:29I'm amazed

00:33:30on some of this

00:33:30stuff

00:33:31that's a moose

00:33:32knuckle

00:33:32because it's still

00:33:33Instagram at the

00:33:33end of the day

00:33:34I mean there's

00:33:35nipples

00:33:35there's camel toe

00:33:37yeah she's very

00:33:39curvy

00:33:39super curvy

00:33:40honestly

00:33:42she's much

00:33:43she's much

00:33:44more curvy

00:33:45than I thought

00:33:48she was from

00:33:48that photo

00:33:49yeah I agree

00:33:50oh my goodness

00:33:52I mean there

00:33:52are her lips

00:33:53her pussy lips

00:33:55that's what those

00:33:58are

00:33:58there

00:33:59there are her lips

00:34:01oh god

00:34:02there

00:34:05right in front

00:34:07of you

00:34:07are her

00:34:09pussy lips

00:34:12that's what those

00:34:13are

00:34:13that's it

00:34:15that's it

00:34:16that is

00:34:19god

00:34:19it's funny

00:34:20to specify

00:34:21that they're

00:34:21pussy lips

00:34:22we can

00:34:24I can right now

00:34:25I know

00:34:25for those

00:34:26who

00:34:27may not know

00:34:29what a camel toe

00:34:30is

00:34:31it's her pussy lips

00:34:32if you want

00:34:37to see

00:34:37these pussy lips

00:34:38this is

00:34:39Mariah

00:34:40Mills

00:34:40M-O-R-I-A-H

00:34:42Mills

00:34:42is her

00:34:42like Instagram

00:34:43handle

00:34:43this is

00:34:44Mariah

00:34:44Mills

00:34:45and you can

00:34:45check her out

00:34:46for yourself

00:34:46there

00:34:47check out her pussy lips

00:34:47right over there

00:34:48she's also on OnlyFans

00:34:50so she's doing quite well

00:34:52she's got

00:34:52400,000 likes

00:34:53on OnlyFans

00:34:54a million TikTok

00:34:55followers

00:34:56so she's

00:34:57well known

00:34:57but she's got

00:34:58like a couple

00:34:58of big time

00:34:59sugar daddies

00:34:59that spend

00:35:00a lot of money

00:35:00on her

00:35:01it's all you need

00:35:01I think

00:35:02I mean honestly

00:35:03I think if you just

00:35:03get a couple

00:35:04of them sugar daddies

00:35:05you can just blow

00:35:07endlessly

00:35:07and they'll just

00:35:08give you all that

00:35:08candy

00:35:08that's my

00:35:10endless blow

00:35:11beautiful tale

00:35:13you can live the dream

00:35:14blow your way

00:35:15to millions

00:35:16but

00:35:16yeah don't

00:35:17I mean

00:35:18that's allowed

00:35:20you can show

00:35:21camel toe

00:35:22I've never seen

00:35:23camel toe like that

00:35:23on Instagram

00:35:24I feel like this one right here

00:35:24is really toeing the line

00:35:25because it looks like

00:35:26part of her pussy lip

00:35:27has fallen out of her

00:35:28it does look like

00:35:29something is off

00:35:30to the side

00:35:30and I feel like

00:35:32she doesn't have

00:35:32a camel toe

00:35:33she's got like

00:35:33an Arby's roast beef

00:35:34sandwich

00:35:34just decomposing

00:35:36between her legs

00:35:36yeah

00:35:37pushing it

00:35:38for sure

00:35:38it's definitely pushing it

00:35:39I've just

00:35:39I've never seen

00:35:40anything like that

00:35:40fly on Instagram

00:35:41normally they'd

00:35:42make you take it down

00:35:43I know

00:35:44if I posted that

00:35:45it would get taken down

00:35:45exactly

00:35:46people don't know

00:35:47that James

00:35:47is one of the

00:35:48leading fighters

00:35:49against like

00:35:50unfairness

00:35:51with the nudity

00:35:52on Instagram

00:35:53yeah

00:35:53so these pussy lips

00:35:54really

00:35:55they're really

00:35:56fucking driving him

00:35:57over the edge

00:35:57they're driving him

00:36:00over the edge

00:36:01but at the same time

00:36:01he feels like

00:36:02they should be

00:36:03they should be allowed

00:36:04to be on there

00:36:04but at the same time

00:36:05I'm so angry

00:36:06that I can't show

00:36:06my pussy lips

00:36:07on Instagram

00:36:08I can't show my

00:36:10nutsack on Instagram

00:36:11I can't show my

00:36:12flowered tattooed ass

00:36:14on Instagram

00:36:15she's had so much work

00:36:16that I think

00:36:16they've tried

00:36:16to sculpt abs

00:36:17yeah I think

00:36:18everything's fake

00:36:19have they tried to give her abs

00:36:19yeah those are like

00:36:20those fake abs

00:36:21yeah it's like

00:36:22Chubb

00:36:23Chubb has been shaped

00:36:24into abs

00:36:25they're gonna get it done

00:36:27kind of off

00:36:27yeah it's not great

00:36:29look at this white guy

00:36:30that snack

00:36:31I'm hungry for you baby

00:36:32no you're not

00:36:33I am hungry

00:36:34sorry James

00:36:35sorry James

00:36:36oh no

00:36:37she would chew you up

00:36:39and spit you out James

00:36:40different James

00:36:41not the one that's right here

00:36:42yeah

00:36:42no no

00:36:43no

00:36:45no

00:36:45I mean I like her

00:36:46Halloween costume

00:36:47but

00:36:47yeah

00:36:48she can look good

00:36:49with filters

00:36:49like a lot of women

00:36:50exactly

00:36:50when you see her

00:36:51without filters

00:36:52yeah it ain't that good

00:36:54no let me tell you that

00:36:55an internet user

00:36:57has claimed

00:36:59they caught

00:37:00their husband

00:37:01cheating

00:37:01in a different way

00:37:02by listening

00:37:04to recordings

00:37:05stored on their

00:37:07Amazon Echo

00:37:08we've just heard this

00:37:10you know

00:37:10some woman uncovered

00:37:11everything that she said

00:37:13on her Amazon

00:37:13has been recorded

00:37:14and you can access it

00:37:16you can get it

00:37:17through your Amazon account

00:37:18you can get those files

00:37:19and listen in

00:37:20god that's gotta be

00:37:21terrifying

00:37:21for someone out there

00:37:22who's like

00:37:23putting two and two

00:37:24together right now

00:37:25where they're like

00:37:26oh man

00:37:26I've had a lot of

00:37:27really really bad

00:37:28conversations on a phone

00:37:29with no one around

00:37:31but Alexa's always around

00:37:32but Alexa's always listening

00:37:34and if you are

00:37:35getting busy

00:37:37what is this

00:37:40this is

00:37:41deep horn sounds

00:37:42the sound of orgasm

00:37:43erotic massage

00:37:45sound of orgasm

00:37:46this is a

00:37:47this is a look inside

00:37:50Dave Hunter

00:37:51there's horny

00:37:52okay

00:37:53alright

00:37:54or this is Alexa

00:37:55I'm listening right now

00:37:58for

00:37:58porno sounds

00:38:01I was trying to be a little

00:38:04more sounds

00:38:05I don't hear it

00:38:06I hear massage music

00:38:07serious fuck videos

00:38:12if that's what you want

00:38:14serious fuck videos

00:38:17you wanna see some

00:38:18serious fuck video

00:38:19sounds

00:38:20you don't like

00:38:20the fucking erotic

00:38:21massage

00:38:21oh no

00:38:23this one's called

00:38:24come in my pussy

00:38:24you got it

00:38:25you got it

00:38:26there you go

00:38:27oh boy

00:38:28there we go

00:38:29alright

00:38:30it's gotta be dudes

00:38:32it's gotta be dudes

00:38:33yeah oh boy

00:38:37this is weird

00:38:38a lot of bush

00:38:39alright

00:38:41alright

00:38:41Jesus

00:38:42okay

00:38:45alright

00:38:45I'm putting my erotic

00:38:46massage back on

00:38:47so she was

00:38:50looking through

00:38:50echo recordings

00:38:51Becky is her name

00:38:53linked to her

00:38:54Amazon account

00:38:55when she realized

00:38:55one of them

00:38:56featured the groans

00:38:57of her husband

00:38:58but with another

00:39:01woman

00:39:01there you go

00:39:02I can hear now

00:39:03finally you hear

00:39:04something

00:39:04so she heard

00:39:09his sex noises

00:39:10but with another

00:39:11woman

00:39:11not with her

00:39:12oh okay

00:39:12she's 32

00:39:14they just had a

00:39:15baby six months

00:39:16ago

00:39:17oh yeah

00:39:17that sucks

00:39:18sure

00:39:19she confronted

00:39:21her husband

00:39:21he claimed

00:39:22it was a brief

00:39:23fling

00:39:24but then she

00:39:25found more

00:39:26audio clips

00:39:27recently on her

00:39:28echo device

00:39:29so he's a

00:39:29fucking idiot

00:39:30so he got

00:39:31busted once

00:39:32but then he

00:39:33keeps doing

00:39:33the same thing

00:39:34with echo

00:39:35in the room

00:39:35yeah he didn't

00:39:36even get rid

00:39:37of the Amazon

00:39:38echo

00:39:38he should have

00:39:39just said

00:39:39he was jerking

00:39:40it

00:39:40he should have

00:39:41just said

00:39:42he was jerking

00:39:42it like

00:39:43yeah I

00:39:44you heard

00:39:44you

00:39:45the woman

00:39:46that you

00:39:46heard

00:39:46was the

00:39:46porn

00:39:47was the

00:39:47porn

00:39:48I was

00:39:48saying his

00:39:48name

00:39:49and stuff

00:39:49then that's

00:39:50a little

00:39:50it's

00:39:50personalized

00:39:50that's

00:39:51a cam

00:39:51girl

00:39:52mm

00:39:54mm

00:39:55mm

00:39:55so you guys

00:39:56listen to this

00:39:57for a second

00:39:57Dave's

00:39:58internal

00:39:59porn

00:39:59monologue

00:40:00can't believe

00:40:02like there's

00:40:02like half a million

00:40:03people that have

00:40:04watched this

00:40:05deep porn sound

00:40:05dudes are just

00:40:06jacking it to this

00:40:07that's all the

00:40:08hopefuls

00:40:10you know

00:40:10they're like

00:40:10what's on here

00:40:11and then they

00:40:12realize it's this

00:40:13and they leave

00:40:14they leave

00:40:15massage

00:40:16it's also

00:40:18labeled sound

00:40:18of orgasm

00:40:19so I'm

00:40:19wait for somebody

00:40:20at some point

00:40:20to go

00:40:20oh

00:40:21yeah like no

00:40:22one is

00:40:22doing that

00:40:23this music

00:40:25that's why it

00:40:26has so many

00:40:27thumbs down

00:40:28when you think

00:40:28about it

00:40:29it's only got

00:40:30a thousand likes

00:40:31and almost

00:40:32350 dislikes

00:40:34it sounds like

00:40:34background music

00:40:35to like a

00:40:36japanese rpg

00:40:36video game

00:40:37right but

00:40:38a girl is saying

00:40:40oh it's so good

00:40:41and stuff but

00:40:42you can barely hear

00:40:42oh there's a woman

00:40:44speaking

00:40:44yeah you can hear

00:40:45it

00:40:45no I don't

00:40:46listen

00:40:46listen hard

00:40:49listen

00:40:49let me go back

00:40:52here so

00:40:52okay I hear

00:40:54whispering

00:40:54yeah

00:40:54oh my god

00:40:59do you know

00:40:59how much I love

00:41:00you

00:41:00do you know

00:41:00how much I love

00:41:01you

00:41:01that should never

00:41:02be said

00:41:02in masturbation

00:41:03this is just

00:41:04a tinderoco

00:41:04baby

00:41:05do you know

00:41:06how much I love

00:41:06you

00:41:06how much

00:41:08show me

00:41:09oh

00:41:11yeah

00:41:12now

00:41:12exactly

00:41:13just enough

00:41:13to make me come

00:41:14yeah

00:41:14that's what she said

00:41:15yeah

00:41:16see it gets dirty

00:41:18yeah it just took

00:41:20ten minutes

00:41:21now one more

00:41:22I just love the

00:41:23difference between

00:41:24this one and then

00:41:24the other one

00:41:25that you saw

00:41:25exactly

00:41:26oh shit

00:41:32by the way in case

00:41:34in case you're wondering

00:41:35the sounds of love making

00:41:36are among noises that

00:41:37can trigger

00:41:37Alexa activated

00:41:39speakers

00:41:39does it think that

00:41:41someone's in trouble

00:41:42I guess

00:41:44it doesn't say why it

00:41:45triggers it

00:41:45it just says it

00:41:46it can trigger it

00:41:47I see yeah

00:41:48including fights

00:41:49health discussions

00:41:52and sex

00:41:53I'm trying

00:41:57I'm trying to keep

00:41:58going

00:41:59I'm trying to be quiet

00:42:00I want to do the

00:42:00show

00:42:01yeah I want to

00:42:02she's talking

00:42:06to James

00:42:07if you're an

00:42:10echo owner

00:42:12you can delete

00:42:13voice recordings

00:42:13associated with

00:42:14your account

00:42:15at any time

00:42:15and you can switch

00:42:16off human reviews

00:42:17of such recordings

00:42:18by heading to

00:42:19Alexa privacy settings

00:42:20on Amazon

00:42:21or in the Alexa app

00:42:21so if you're a

00:42:22cheating fucker

00:42:23you may want to

00:42:23look into that

00:42:24why is that

00:42:26even there though

00:42:27like why do they

00:42:28need to record you

00:42:29on the Amazon

00:42:30they say it's to

00:42:32improve their

00:42:33services

00:42:33that way they can

00:42:34recommend a nice

00:42:35lube or maybe

00:42:35an intimate toy

00:42:36that you can buy

00:42:37from your Amazon

00:42:38you're banging

00:42:39sounds like you guys

00:42:41are sexually active

00:42:42how about this

00:42:43fuck toy for you

00:42:43we're recommending

00:42:45these fuck toys

00:42:46have you heard

00:42:47of the American

00:42:47Challenge

00:42:48I have

00:42:49sounds like

00:42:50your pussy's huge

00:42:51you may enjoy

00:42:51this

00:42:52love Amazon

00:42:53thanks Amazon

00:42:54echo

00:42:54you know this

00:42:56there's no limit

00:42:58to the human

00:42:59imagination

00:43:00when it comes to

00:43:01dreaming up ways

00:43:02to get back at an

00:43:03ex that did you

00:43:04wrong

00:43:04but the latest

00:43:05trend in revenge

00:43:06is something called

00:43:06spite porn

00:43:07it's where you

00:43:09hire a porn star

00:43:10to make a sexy

00:43:11video for your

00:43:12ex

00:43:12but then as the

00:43:13video's getting hot

00:43:14she starts ripping

00:43:15into him

00:43:16telling him he's a

00:43:18horrible person

00:43:18or he's got a

00:43:19tiny cock

00:43:20or shit like that

00:43:21oh wow

00:43:22there's one woman

00:43:23in particular

00:43:24who's really

00:43:24kind of specialized

00:43:25in this

00:43:25she's a dominatrix

00:43:26named Allie Knox

00:43:27and she started

00:43:30making these videos

00:43:30she charges

00:43:31ten bucks a minute

00:43:32to make a video

00:43:34where she really

00:43:35lets your ex

00:43:36have it

00:43:36I think I might

00:43:37know who this

00:43:38person is

00:43:38I looked her up

00:43:39and she has

00:43:41I don't understand

00:43:42she has some

00:43:44examples on her

00:43:45Twitter

00:43:47but the audio

00:43:49doesn't work

00:43:50I don't know

00:43:50if she wants you

00:43:50to pay to hear

00:43:51her horror stuff

00:43:53or

00:43:53I don't know

00:43:55this person

00:43:55her name does

00:43:57ring a bell

00:43:57there's a lot

00:43:58of people with

00:43:58Knox I think

00:43:59I think there's

00:44:00like Amanda Knox

00:44:02so she'll basically

00:44:04degrade your ex

00:44:06for you

00:44:06right

00:44:07it starts off

00:44:07though like

00:44:08it's hot

00:44:08right

00:44:09it's like

00:44:09oh hey

00:44:10Bill

00:44:10you know

00:44:11I just wanted

00:44:12to let you know

00:44:13that

00:44:13you've got a

00:44:14tiny dick

00:44:15you little

00:44:15shithead

00:44:16you know

00:44:16something like

00:44:17that

00:44:17man

00:44:18I might just

00:44:19get you to do

00:44:19it

00:44:20I hired Dave

00:44:24I'll do it

00:44:26for 750

00:44:27yeah

00:44:27I need you to

00:44:29pretend you're

00:44:30touching yourself

00:44:31okay that's too

00:44:32far

00:44:32but yeah

00:44:34the ones that I

00:44:35found here

00:44:35on her profile

00:44:36it's no audio

00:44:37you can see the

00:44:39videos but the

00:44:40audio doesn't work

00:44:41so I don't know

00:44:42I guess

00:44:43she wants you

00:44:44to pay to even

00:44:44hear those

00:44:45right

00:44:45maybe even

00:44:46it's just a

00:44:47privacy thing

00:44:47like she's

00:44:48not going to

00:44:49reveal

00:44:49someone's

00:44:51like what they

00:44:52wanted said

00:44:52she says she's

00:44:54pretty good at it

00:44:55she said thanks

00:44:55to the men in my

00:44:56life that have

00:44:56sucked and given

00:44:57me so much

00:44:57material to work

00:44:58with I know

00:44:59exactly how to

00:45:00berate men

00:45:01so her

00:45:02some guys love

00:45:03that though too

00:45:04like they'd love

00:45:05to get one of

00:45:05these sent to

00:45:06them

00:45:06she's of course

00:45:07you know she

00:45:08does porn

00:45:08she's on

00:45:09only fans too

00:45:10still

00:45:10yeah

00:45:10you can find

00:45:13her online if

00:45:14you want a

00:45:14revenge porn

00:45:15for your

00:45:15ex

00:45:16weird thing

00:45:17to get

00:45:18I think

00:45:18but whatever

00:45:20floats your

00:45:20boat

00:45:20I had to

00:45:22play this

00:45:22just because

00:45:23this is one

00:45:24of those

00:45:24videos the

00:45:25problem with

00:45:25you know some

00:45:26of the great

00:45:27videos we see

00:45:27online is that

00:45:29we can't play

00:45:29the unedited

00:45:30version for you

00:45:31on the air

00:45:31you know that's

00:45:32one of the

00:45:32drawbacks but

00:45:33we always post

00:45:34them up at

00:45:35Dave and

00:45:35Chuck the

00:45:35freak dot com

00:45:36so you can

00:45:36experience it

00:45:37but this was

00:45:37one of those

00:45:38ones that I

00:45:39think was made

00:45:39better with

00:45:41the swearing

00:45:41it's the white

00:45:43trash bitch who

00:45:45shit herself as

00:45:46she was trying to

00:45:47run inside and

00:45:49her kid got it on

00:45:50tape right right

00:45:51and this is how it

00:45:52played out here

00:45:53oh my god

00:45:55it's coming out

00:45:56oh fuck me

00:45:57running

00:45:58oh my god

00:46:01oh my god

00:46:05oh my god

00:46:07yeah no you

00:46:08see the shit

00:46:09oh my god

00:46:09it's not

00:46:10oh my god

00:46:11oh my god

00:46:12oh my god

00:46:16we're right

00:46:17it's so much

00:46:17better when you

00:46:18can listen to it

00:46:18it's so much

00:46:19better

00:46:19so much

00:46:20better

00:46:20I gotta hear

00:46:21it again

00:46:22I gotta hear

00:46:23it again

00:46:23so she's

00:46:24the daughter's

00:46:25taping her mom

00:46:26trying to run

00:46:27into the house

00:46:28they're in some

00:46:28rural area

00:46:29and the mom

00:46:30has literally

00:46:31you can see

00:46:32the shit

00:46:32you can see

00:46:33the shit

00:46:33start to come

00:46:34out of the mom's

00:46:34I think jean

00:46:35shorts or something

00:46:35oh my god

00:46:37it's coming out

00:46:38oh fuck me

00:46:39running

00:46:40oh fuck

00:46:41oh fuck

00:46:43oh fuck

00:46:43oh shit

00:46:45oh shit

00:46:47oh there it is

00:46:48oh yeah

00:46:48oh my god

00:46:49oh my god

00:46:50diarrhea

00:46:51oh my god

00:46:51it's messy

00:46:52oh my god

00:46:53it's messy

00:46:53oh

00:46:54oh

00:46:55fuck you

00:46:56oh my god

00:46:58she just tells her daughter

00:46:59fuck you

00:47:00yeah right at the end

00:47:01so yeah we

00:47:01we looked at that before

00:47:03but we couldn't

00:47:04listen to it

00:47:05it's so much better

00:47:06what she says

00:47:07it makes that

00:47:07it does

00:47:08it is

00:47:08I love

00:47:09fuck me running

00:47:10that's a good one

00:47:11I forgot how much

00:47:12I love

00:47:12fuck me running

00:47:13it's a great one

00:47:14oh fuck me running

00:47:15amazing

00:47:18amazing

00:47:19yeah

00:47:20but that we had posted

00:47:22a while ago

00:47:22but I had to share

00:47:23everybody would say

00:47:24the exact same thing

00:47:24she said if they were

00:47:25shitting their pants

00:47:26oh don't

00:47:27oh fuck me running

00:47:28oh my god

00:47:29it's coming out

00:47:30oh no

00:47:31fuck me running

00:47:32I'm shitting myself

00:47:33so yes

00:47:39that's the one positive

00:47:40of this uncut podcast

00:47:41is that we can

00:47:42play stuff like that

00:47:43that was an emergency

00:47:44yes

00:47:45no it was

00:47:46she didn't make it

00:47:47unfortunately

00:47:47no

00:47:48we got an email here

00:47:49that came in to email

00:47:50at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

00:47:52and she says

00:47:53hey guys

00:47:54I'm a children's librarian

00:47:55in Massachusetts

00:47:56just putting together

00:47:58an order of children's books

00:47:59when I came across

00:48:00the following title

00:48:01available to order

00:48:03I had to share

00:48:03with you guys

00:48:04it's called

00:48:05Hookers and Blow

00:48:06Save Christmas

00:48:07holy shit

00:48:09and I need to get

00:48:09this book

00:48:10Hookers and Blow

00:48:12Save Christmas

00:48:12by Munty C. Pepin

00:48:14here's what Amazon

00:48:17has to say

00:48:18in the official description

00:48:19okay

00:48:19Tom Transport

00:48:21is stuck in a snowdrift

00:48:22with all the presents

00:48:23for the town

00:48:24Christmas party

00:48:24it's up to Hookers

00:48:26the tow truck

00:48:27and Blow

00:48:28the snowblower

00:48:29to make their way

00:48:31through the snow

00:48:32to save the day

00:48:33and the party

00:48:34a heartwarming story

00:48:36of friendship

00:48:36and helping out

00:48:37that's perfectly

00:48:38safe for the kids

00:48:40but with a few snickers

00:48:41that only adults

00:48:42could pick up on

00:48:43that's funny

00:48:44I mean

00:48:45Hookers and Blow

00:48:47feel like

00:48:47the problem

00:48:48would be

00:48:49that your kid

00:48:50might take this

00:48:51into school

00:48:52and then it is

00:48:55read Hookers and Blow

00:48:56yeah

00:48:56my favorite book

00:48:58is Hookers and Blow

00:48:59yeah

00:49:03it's there

00:49:04Gary the Farting

00:49:07Gingerbread Man

00:49:08who will help

00:49:11jack off the horse

00:49:13there's all sorts

00:49:15of these

00:49:15when this beaver

00:49:16needs a barber

00:49:17what in the fuck

00:49:18Freddy the Farting

00:49:21Snowman

00:49:21Gary the Farting

00:49:22Gingerbread Man

00:49:23holy shit

00:49:24I'm missing out

00:49:24on the whole world

00:49:25you've missed out

00:49:26on the whole

00:49:27farting series

00:49:27who will help

00:49:29jack off the horse

00:49:30well jack is obviously

00:49:32that bunny rabbit

00:49:33yeah exactly

00:49:33oh and jack needs

00:49:34to get off the horse

00:49:35jack rabbit

00:49:36it's like the old

00:49:37farmer jack

00:49:37yep

00:49:38that makes more sense

00:49:40put Tony's nuts

00:49:44in your mouth

00:49:45Brenda's beaver

00:49:46needs a barber

00:49:47these are all by

00:49:48the same author

00:49:49yeah they're great

00:49:50gag gifts

00:49:50dude I want to buy

00:49:51some of these

00:49:52to send to my friends

00:49:53we have kids

00:49:53there's a guy on

00:49:54tiktok that does

00:49:56this style of thing

00:49:57where he writes

00:49:58kids books

00:50:00but they're actually

00:50:00like adult themes

00:50:02in like a kids book

00:50:04style

00:50:04so like this

00:50:05you could never

00:50:05you could actually

00:50:06probably read these

00:50:07stories

00:50:07it was the night

00:50:09before Christmas

00:50:09and Santa needed

00:50:10a poo

00:50:10oh poor Santa

00:50:11you know what to do

00:50:13there's a chimney

00:50:14yep

00:50:14does Santa poop

00:50:15down your chimney

00:50:16he's fully nude

00:50:17on your roof

00:50:18he sure is

00:50:19because the man

00:50:19of the pair

00:50:19it's Christmas Eve

00:50:20and Father Christmas

00:50:21and his reindeer

00:50:21are in full swing

00:50:22delivering presents

00:50:23to all the good

00:50:23boys and girls

00:50:24when suddenly disaster

00:50:25strikes as Santa

00:50:26gets a surprise

00:50:26of his own

00:50:27will Christmas

00:50:28be ruined this year

00:50:29or will it be

00:50:30a clean getaway

00:50:31for Santa

00:50:31it's not gonna be

00:50:32a clean getaway

00:50:33that's for sure

00:50:33he's magic

00:50:34I mean just

00:50:35do something magical

00:50:36you hear him up

00:50:37on the roof

00:50:37saying the same

00:50:37thing that lady

00:50:38said

00:50:38oh fuck me

00:50:40oh shit

00:50:42I'm gonna shit

00:50:46myself

00:50:47Rudolph

00:50:48Rudolph

00:50:49you

00:50:50click click

00:50:51daughter you

00:50:52fucking

00:50:53asshole

00:50:54I think mom

00:50:55put out the spoiled

00:50:56milk for Santa

00:50:57I think Santa's

00:50:59having diarrhea

00:50:59on the roof

00:51:00I pulled mom

00:51:01and buy fresh milk

00:51:02your cookies

00:51:05you little son

00:51:05of a bitch

00:51:06Santa

00:51:07give Santa

00:51:09the old

00:51:09X-Lax

00:51:10treatment

00:51:10last night

00:51:11Santa shit

00:51:13himself

00:51:13for sure

00:51:14that's what he gets

00:51:15from happening

00:51:15at PS5 last year

00:51:16yeah you just had

00:51:18to make sure

00:51:18these

00:51:18I mean I guess

00:51:19hookers and blow

00:51:20save Christmas

00:51:21is supposed to be

00:51:22like kids can read

00:51:23it and they won't

00:51:24pick up on it

00:51:25exactly

00:51:25some of these

00:51:26you could tell

00:51:26like it's just

00:51:27like you know

00:51:28yeah they won't

00:51:28pick up on it

00:51:29until they turn

00:51:29seven and they

00:51:30realize a hooker

00:51:30is a woman

00:51:31that has sex

00:51:32for money

00:51:32yeah exactly

00:51:33exactly

00:51:34and then they

00:51:34can be like

00:51:35wow I read

00:51:35a really weird

00:51:36book

00:51:36yeah my parents

00:51:37are really

00:51:37fucked up

00:51:38I read a book

00:51:38about a tow truck

00:51:39that was named

00:51:40after a woman

00:51:40that puts penises

00:51:41in her mouth

00:51:42for cash

00:51:43yeah

00:51:43my dad got

00:51:45caught with

00:51:45one last night

00:51:46mom was real

00:51:49pissed

00:51:49yeah

00:51:49kept swearing

00:51:50about this

00:51:51fucking hooker

00:51:51yeah

00:51:52he kept

00:51:52calling this

00:51:53hooker

00:51:54well it's

00:51:54available

00:51:54on Amazon

00:51:55the author

00:51:56is Monty C.

00:51:57Pepin

00:51:57hookers and

00:51:58blow

00:51:58save Christmas

00:51:58you can pick

00:52:00it up for

00:52:00$10

00:52:00as a holiday

00:52:02gift

00:52:02she did not

00:52:03order that

00:52:04for her

00:52:04library

00:52:04no

00:52:05just so you

00:52:06know

00:52:06the librarian

00:52:08wants to keep

00:52:08her job

00:52:09well for festive

00:52:10times and money

00:52:11your best bet

00:52:12is to get

00:52:12Gary the farting

00:52:13gingerbread man

00:52:13yes

00:52:14I've spared

00:52:16you from this

00:52:17one but we

00:52:18got an email

00:52:18from a listener

00:52:19wondering

00:52:20what's wrong

00:52:22with her husband's

00:52:23penis

00:52:23and she

00:52:25included

00:52:25pictures

00:52:26oh wow

00:52:28hell yeah

00:52:28let's go

00:52:29let's diagnose

00:52:29this problem

00:52:30oh my god

00:52:31she says

00:52:32keep me anonymous

00:52:33long time

00:52:34listener

00:52:34first time

00:52:34emailer

00:52:35I need to

00:52:36know

00:52:36what's wrong

00:52:37with my

00:52:37husband's

00:52:38dick

00:52:38you think

00:52:38it's huge

00:52:39is this

00:52:40normal

00:52:40or not

00:52:41my husband

00:52:42is in his

00:52:43early 30s

00:52:44he's in good

00:52:45shape

00:52:45he married

00:52:46four years

00:52:47ago

00:52:47and this

00:52:47though

00:52:47has been

00:52:48bugging

00:52:48me to

00:52:49no end

00:52:49she took

00:52:50a picture

00:52:50she got

00:52:52she got

00:52:52a couple

00:52:53all right

00:52:56whoa

00:52:56there it

00:52:58is

00:52:59his penis

00:53:01eats itself

00:53:02yeah mine

00:53:03do

00:53:03when it's

00:53:05above average

00:53:06but when

00:53:06down

00:53:07it looks

00:53:08like a

00:53:08normal

00:53:08stage one

00:53:09or like

00:53:11it's caving

00:53:11into itself

00:53:12he has a

00:53:12fully retractable

00:53:13penis

00:53:14he says he

00:53:15doesn't care

00:53:16about it

00:53:16because he

00:53:16knows what

00:53:17it is

00:53:17he'll even

00:53:18shower

00:53:19take his

00:53:19time changing

00:53:19at the gym

00:53:20I tried

00:53:22looking into

00:53:23it and

00:53:23got nothing

00:53:24I just

00:53:25want to

00:53:26know

00:53:26like researching

00:53:28not actually

00:53:29looking into

00:53:30it

00:53:30she's like

00:53:31researching

00:53:32it on

00:53:32Google

00:53:32oh man

00:53:39I just

00:53:40want to

00:53:40know how

00:53:40something can

00:53:41go from

00:53:41over six

00:53:42inches

00:53:42to that

00:53:43yeah

00:53:43anything you

00:53:44guys can

00:53:44figure out

00:53:45will be

00:53:45great help

00:53:46to my

00:53:46sanity

00:53:46I included

00:53:47pictures

00:53:47you can

00:53:48see stage

00:53:48one

00:53:49PS he

00:53:49can go

00:53:50down

00:53:50even

00:53:50deeper

00:53:50sometimes

00:53:51so there's

00:53:52his stage

00:53:53one

00:53:53this is

00:53:53wow

00:53:54a graphic

00:53:54high

00:53:55high resolution

00:53:56picture

00:53:56this looks

00:53:57like a glamour

00:53:57shot for a

00:53:58cock

00:53:58this is just

00:53:58insane

00:53:59but then there

00:54:00he is

00:54:00when it

00:54:01doesn't want

00:54:02to show

00:54:02itself

00:54:02how horny

00:54:04is this

00:54:04couple

00:54:05that we

00:54:05are looking

00:54:05at

00:54:06so he's not

00:54:06circumcised

00:54:07right

00:54:07so much

00:54:08um

00:54:09god I mean

00:54:10right there

00:54:10it looks

00:54:11like he is

00:54:11does he have

00:54:12hair product

00:54:12on his pubes

00:54:13it's gorgeous

00:54:14hey right

00:54:15um

00:54:16I don't

00:54:17that's a lot

00:54:17of extra skin

00:54:18though I think

00:54:18I think he may

00:54:19be uncircumcised

00:54:20you guys

00:54:20yeah that might

00:54:21have something

00:54:21to do with it

00:54:22he definitely

00:54:22goes back

00:54:23inside

00:54:23let's just

00:54:24say that

00:54:24we should be

00:54:26able to tell

00:54:26if he's

00:54:27circumcised

00:54:27or not

00:54:27but it's

00:54:28hard to

00:54:29tell

00:54:29he just

00:54:30goes all

00:54:30the way

00:54:30in

00:54:31so he's

00:54:31attached

00:54:32you know

00:54:32you have

00:54:33like a

00:54:33there's

00:54:35like something

00:54:35inside of

00:54:36there on

00:54:36the top

00:54:36of your

00:54:37schwanz

00:54:38that uh

00:54:38when you

00:54:40some guys

00:54:40go for

00:54:41surgery

00:54:41they cut

00:54:42that

00:54:42and then

00:54:43that's why

00:54:43their donger

00:54:44like flops

00:54:45out more

00:54:46but then

00:54:47also they

00:54:47can't get

00:54:48that boner

00:54:48that sticks

00:54:49like straight

00:54:50up

00:54:50you know

00:54:51they have

00:54:52a boner

00:54:52that points

00:54:53straight down

00:54:53and so he's

00:54:55obviously got

00:54:55that thing

00:54:56almost like

00:54:57on the bottom

00:54:58of your tongue

00:54:59some people

00:54:59can stick

00:54:59their tongue

00:55:00out a long

00:55:00way

00:55:01some people

00:55:01can't

00:55:02they have

00:55:02like something

00:55:03blocking it

00:55:03he's got

00:55:04something inside

00:55:05there

00:55:05that unless

00:55:07he's full

00:55:08on

00:55:09pulls it

00:55:10back in

00:55:11I think

00:55:12they're really

00:55:13excited about

00:55:15us being able

00:55:16to see this

00:55:16you think so

00:55:17that's my gut

00:55:18too

00:55:20that we would

00:55:22look at her

00:55:23husband's penis

00:55:24like it turns

00:55:24this couple's on

00:55:25I bet you

00:55:25there's not even

00:55:26a her

00:55:26I bet you

00:55:27yeah

00:55:27I bet you're

00:55:28right

00:55:28it's from a

00:55:30female

00:55:30yeah

00:55:31with a

00:55:31generic

00:55:32name

00:55:33at an

00:55:34Outlook

00:55:34address

00:55:35so it's

00:55:36definitely

00:55:36just this

00:55:37dude

00:55:37yes

00:55:38who wants

00:55:39us to

00:55:41look at

00:55:41his dick

00:55:42that's what

00:55:44it is

00:55:44hey Dave

00:55:45and Chuck

00:55:45look at

00:55:45this cock

00:55:46tell me what

00:55:47you think

00:55:48about it

00:55:48I'm looking

00:55:49right at

00:55:50it

00:55:50delete

00:55:51yeah

00:55:52that's what

00:55:52that is

00:55:53there were

00:55:54so many

00:55:54different angles

00:55:54of it

00:55:55it was like

00:55:55headshots

00:55:56for an

00:55:56actor

00:55:56dude look

00:55:57how I

00:55:57still have

00:55:57my pubes

00:55:58in that

00:55:58angle

00:55:58and I

00:55:59feel like

00:55:59all he

00:56:00did really

00:56:01was he

00:56:01just pushed

00:56:02it in

00:56:02himself

00:56:02he pushed

00:56:04it in

00:56:04himself

00:56:05a little

00:56:05bit

00:56:06and took

00:56:06a picture

00:56:07real quick

00:56:08we've been

00:56:10dickhead

00:56:11dickhead

00:56:12that's all

00:56:12your fucking

00:56:13I love how

00:56:15we go from

00:56:15a strange

00:56:16man's penis

00:56:17right into

00:56:17a woman

00:56:18with her

00:56:18fingers

00:56:18in both

00:56:19her ass

00:56:19and her

00:56:20pussy

00:56:20wow

00:56:21that was

00:56:22things

00:56:22thank god

00:56:25this is

00:56:26a while

00:56:26there

00:56:27yeah

00:56:27this is like

00:56:29how the

00:56:29normal show

00:56:30goes

00:56:30and then

00:56:31I have

00:56:31to be

00:56:32like

00:56:32oh my

00:56:32god

00:56:32yeah

00:56:33fuck

00:56:34thanks

00:56:35dave

00:56:36you're

00:56:36welcome

00:56:36yeah

00:56:37I

00:56:38I don't

00:56:38know

00:56:38I'm still

00:56:39gonna believe

00:56:39that's the

00:56:40wife asking

00:56:40legitimately

00:56:41who else

00:56:41do you ask

00:56:41about a

00:56:42tiny dick

00:56:42like that

00:56:43to get

00:56:43through

00:56:44a life

00:56:45he had

00:56:47some kind

00:56:49of like

00:56:49special

00:56:51product

00:56:51in his pubes

00:56:52really glistening

00:56:53him up

00:56:53dude I

00:56:54want to know

00:56:54what he's got

00:56:55in his pubes

00:56:55because I

00:56:56could use

00:56:56some

00:56:56yeah

00:56:57I like

00:56:58him to be

00:56:58shiny like

00:56:59that

00:56:59like I

00:57:00just got

00:57:00my pubes

00:57:00permed

00:57:01one more

00:57:02email here

00:57:02that came

00:57:03in to

00:57:03email at

00:57:03daveandchuckthefreak.com

00:57:05this guy

00:57:05says please

00:57:05get me

00:57:06anonymous

00:57:06Dave

00:57:06but I

00:57:07had to

00:57:08share an

00:57:08experience

00:57:09that

00:57:10myself and

00:57:11a couple

00:57:11of buddies

00:57:12had at a

00:57:12strip club

00:57:12the other

00:57:13night

00:57:13we decided

00:57:15to hit

00:57:15the strip

00:57:15club

00:57:16in Ontario

00:57:17okay

00:57:18so

00:57:19a lot

00:57:20more flies

00:57:21there

00:57:21if you've

00:57:21never been

00:57:22to a

00:57:22Canadian

00:57:23strip

00:57:23club

00:57:23like

00:57:23they can

00:57:24get

00:57:24completely

00:57:24nude

00:57:24you can

00:57:25drink

00:57:25and they'll

00:57:26get

00:57:26completely

00:57:26everything

00:57:27gone

00:57:28so we

00:57:28start off

00:57:29with a

00:57:29couple

00:57:29of drinks

00:57:29make our

00:57:31way in

00:57:32keep in

00:57:32mind all

00:57:33the strippers

00:57:33have masks

00:57:34on and

00:57:35are only

00:57:35giving lap

00:57:36dances in

00:57:36the private

00:57:37areas but

00:57:37no touching

00:57:38basically she's

00:57:39like air

00:57:40grinding you

00:57:40I see this

00:57:42stripper that

00:57:42catches my eye

00:57:43probably about

00:57:44my age about

00:57:4426 but it

00:57:45was hard to

00:57:45tell with the

00:57:46mask on if

00:57:46she was even

00:57:47attractive or

00:57:47not

00:57:48had a couple

00:57:49of drinks in

00:57:50me by that

00:57:50time so I

00:57:51waited for her

00:57:51to finish the

00:57:52lap dance she

00:57:52was doing

00:57:53and I asked

00:57:54hey can I

00:57:54get one in

00:57:55the private

00:57:56room

00:57:56she proceeds

00:57:57to take me

00:57:58back there

00:57:58now I'm a

00:57:59pretty good

00:57:59looking dude

00:58:00athletic build

00:58:01I was just

00:58:02joining the

00:58:02boys for a

00:58:03night out

00:58:03but she

00:58:04pushed me

00:58:05down on

00:58:05the chair

00:58:05closed the

00:58:07curtain

00:58:07double check

00:58:09to see if

00:58:09anyone could

00:58:10see through

00:58:10the crack

00:58:11which no

00:58:12one can

00:58:12because of

00:58:13how it's

00:58:13set up

00:58:14then she

00:58:14takes her

00:58:15mask off

00:58:16and to my

00:58:16surprise she's

00:58:17a solid

00:58:18nine

00:58:18then she

00:58:19starts giving

00:58:20me a full

00:58:20on lap

00:58:21dance with

00:58:22contact

00:58:22which also

00:58:24caught me

00:58:24off guard

00:58:24then she

00:58:26takes off

00:58:27her bra

00:58:27and shoves

00:58:29my face

00:58:29into her

00:58:29tits

00:58:30and demands

00:58:31I suck

00:58:32on her

00:58:32nipples

00:58:32all right

00:58:34very cool

00:58:35with no

00:58:36arguments from

00:58:37me I do

00:58:37the dance

00:58:39ends she

00:58:40gives me

00:58:41her number

00:58:41and said

00:58:43you busy

00:58:44after

00:58:44uh oh

00:58:45this is how

00:58:47it starts

00:58:47this is how

00:58:48it starts

00:58:49well I've

00:58:49listened to

00:58:49your show

00:58:49for a while

00:58:50and I

00:58:51thought uh

00:58:52oh what's

00:58:53gonna happen

00:58:54next am I

00:58:55gonna get

00:58:55robbed are

00:58:56my organs

00:58:56gonna be

00:58:56harvested

00:58:57so me and

00:58:58the boys

00:58:58decide to

00:58:59leave we

00:59:00leave and

00:59:00realize uh

00:59:01oh we're

00:59:01missing a

00:59:02buddy we

00:59:03start calling

00:59:04him texting

00:59:04him no

00:59:05reply we

00:59:07wait outside

00:59:07the strip

00:59:08club for

00:59:08about 25

00:59:09minutes he

00:59:09comes down

00:59:10the side

00:59:10stairs from

00:59:11above the

00:59:12strip club

00:59:12so at this

00:59:13point me and

00:59:14the others

00:59:14know oh he

00:59:15fucked a

00:59:15stripper

00:59:15here's the

00:59:19twist he

00:59:20comes down

00:59:21with a huge

00:59:22black eye

00:59:23sometimes that's

00:59:26what you want

00:59:26he likes

00:59:27taller girls

00:59:28and he picked

00:59:28the tallest

00:59:29stripper there

00:59:30she had to

00:59:30be 6'3

00:59:31we called her

00:59:32an Amazon

00:59:33our buddy

00:59:35is maybe

00:59:365'8 on a

00:59:37good day

00:59:37right so

00:59:38he just

00:59:38got tit

00:59:39flopped

00:59:39so he

00:59:41comes down

00:59:41black eye

00:59:42and all

00:59:42were wondering

00:59:42what the

00:59:43fuck happened

00:59:43yeah so

00:59:45I guess he

00:59:45was going

00:59:46after her

00:59:47doggy style

00:59:48yep but

00:59:50had a hard

00:59:50time reaching

00:59:51because of

00:59:52the height

00:59:52difference so

00:59:54he was on

00:59:54his tippy

00:59:55toes for

00:59:55eight minutes

00:59:56straight

00:59:56I get that

00:59:57railing her

00:59:58he says I

01:00:00don't know if

01:00:00you guys have

01:00:01stood on your

01:00:01tippy toes for

01:00:02a prolonged

01:00:02period of time

01:00:03but they get

01:00:04real painful

01:00:04he ended up

01:00:06getting a

01:00:06calf cramp

01:00:07while he

01:00:08was fucking

01:00:09her doggy

01:00:10style

01:00:10yeah

01:00:10and groaned

01:00:12like he

01:00:13finaled in

01:00:14her but he

01:00:14didn't he was

01:00:15just fighting

01:00:15off his cramp

01:00:16yeah

01:00:16oh and she

01:00:18punched him

01:00:19for it

01:00:19oh

01:00:20she jumped

01:00:21away and

01:00:22fucking sucker

01:00:22punched him

01:00:23right in the eye

01:00:24well yeah

01:00:24because she

01:00:25thought you

01:00:25know baby

01:00:27time

01:00:27he's like

01:00:29no no no

01:00:29I'm just

01:00:30trying to

01:00:30I didn't

01:00:31no please

01:00:31please let

01:00:32me finish

01:00:32she jumped

01:00:35turned away

01:00:36sucker punched

01:00:36him in the eye

01:00:37needless to say

01:00:38he's not going

01:00:39to be dealing

01:00:39with any

01:00:39amazon strippers

01:00:40from now on

01:00:41had to share

01:00:43our night of

01:00:43strippers and

01:00:44cramps

01:00:44what a

01:00:44misunderstanding

01:00:45oh my god

01:00:46I always think

01:00:46it's funny

01:00:47when like a

01:00:47group of

01:00:47dudes goes

01:00:48to a strip

01:00:48club because

01:00:49like every

01:00:49once in a

01:00:50while like a

01:00:50few of them

01:00:51don't come

01:00:51out of the

01:00:52wherever they

01:00:52were and

01:00:52it's like

01:00:53the Bermuda

01:00:53triangle

01:00:53it's like

01:00:54yeah

01:00:54disappeared for

01:00:55the night

01:00:55you were

01:00:57fucking that

01:00:58stripper

01:00:58did you

01:01:00fuck a

01:01:00stripper

01:01:00no it's

01:01:01true because

01:01:01I had a

01:01:02buddy just

01:01:02disappear and

01:01:03it turns out

01:01:04he had

01:01:05had like a

01:01:07million lap

01:01:08dances in the

01:01:08back and

01:01:09then he just

01:01:09skipped town

01:01:10like he was

01:01:11just like I

01:01:11can't afford

01:01:12it and we

01:01:12all had to

01:01:13pull our

01:01:13money together

01:01:14what an

01:01:15asshole

01:01:15yeah he

01:01:15well he

01:01:16was

01:01:16that's a

01:01:17true shit

01:01:18move

01:01:18yeah

01:01:18you don't

01:01:18do that

01:01:19to your

01:01:19buddies

01:01:19but also

01:01:20I mean I

01:01:22guess you

01:01:22can't stop

01:01:23your buddy

01:01:23from doggy

01:01:24styling an

01:01:25amazon

01:01:25six three

01:01:26he's got

01:01:26five eight

01:01:27too much

01:01:28of a

01:01:28difference

01:01:28think about

01:01:28investing in

01:01:29some kind

01:01:29of sex

01:01:30stool

01:01:30he does

01:01:32sex

01:01:33stilts

01:01:34those like

01:01:35real tall

01:01:35chicks

01:01:36so after

01:01:37the punch

01:01:38they were

01:01:38done

01:01:38that's it

01:01:39she thought

01:01:40he came in

01:01:41her and he

01:01:42didn't

01:01:42I'm sorry

01:01:43I didn't

01:01:43come can we

01:01:44finish

01:01:44yeah

01:01:45after a punch

01:01:47do I get a

01:01:47portion of my

01:01:48money back

01:01:48I'm sure you

01:01:49don't

01:01:49talk to the

01:01:50manager about

01:01:50that

01:01:51you can't do

01:01:51that either

01:01:52strip club

01:01:52Karen

01:01:53I'll get

01:01:53another black

01:01:54guy and

01:01:54possibly much

01:01:55worse

01:01:55right

01:01:55so be careful

01:01:57if you go to

01:01:57a Canadian

01:01:58strip club

01:01:58yeah

01:01:59yep

01:01:59that's the

01:02:00warning there

01:02:00if you ever

01:02:00want to reach

01:02:01us you can

01:02:01email at

01:02:02daveandchuckthefreak.com

01:02:04well that's

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01:02:05for our

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01:02:08the very

01:02:08first ever

01:02:09edition where

01:02:10we got to

01:02:11let loose

01:02:12as you heard

01:02:12yeah

01:02:13buffalo cum

01:02:14that sums

01:02:16it up

01:02:17hashtag

01:02:18buffalo

01:02:19cum

01:02:20all right

01:02:20yeah

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