Froggy Sings A Vaccination Song To Roxanne
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00:00Why don't you refresh the memory of everybody on how Roxanne went after Fester?
00:04I can tell everyone, since it was me who did it.
00:07Yeah, go ahead.
00:07Well, Fester, in a very mean girlish way, talked about my arms, since I have freckles on them and birthmarks and whatnot, and sun damage.
00:17I've got freckly arms.
00:18Yeah, and he said it looked like I got caught in a chocolate chip factory explosion.
00:22In a very snarky way.
00:23It was a tone.
00:24Which was just typical.
00:25That was hilarious.
00:26Typical obnoxious Fester who just says the wrong thing at the wrong time.
00:31In the wrong way.
00:32No filter.
00:33It was the absolute right thing.
00:35It's exactly what it looks like.
00:37Honesty could not be defined any more perfectly than my description of her arm.
00:43Sometimes.
00:44And it wasn't like the big chocolate chips or chocolate chunks.
00:47It was those little mini little baking chocolate chip factory.
00:50It was one of those.
00:50So it was a baking chocolate factory.
00:53And it wasn't a milk chocolate factory.
00:54It was a semi-sweet.
00:56And Roxanne goes after Fester.
00:58Yes.
00:58And Roxanne did the Fester rap.
01:01Right.
01:01And I was sort of mocking Fester's voice in the first part.
01:04Really ripped in the shreds.
01:05And there were some very uncomfortable parts when you did your rapper kind of voice.
01:09Well, I was trying to channel LL Cool J at one point.
01:11LL Cool J just shot himself.
01:13Boats, bikinis.
01:14LL Awkward J.
01:15All right.
01:16So now, it's full circle?
01:19Because now, what is this about?
01:21Well, Skrizzle just got his second vaccination.
01:25Sure, he did.
01:26And he showed me his card.
01:27He goes, hey, man, what's up with Roxanne?
01:29Let me translate that.
01:30Froggy and Kim went to the Greyhound track.
01:31All right, go ahead.
01:32And so, like I said, Skrizzle got his second vaccination.
01:35Yes.
01:35And he goes, what's up with Roxanne?
01:36Has she shown you his vaccination card yet?
01:39So, when you get your vaccination, you get the CDC little white square card that has
01:45the vaccination dates and what you got and all that.
01:47And all of us have seen everybody's card in here.
01:50And for some reason, Roxanne refuses to show hers.
01:53For some reason.
01:53I mean, I don't know.
01:54Show me your papers.
01:56I should save this song for Skrizzle or question for Skrizzle at the end of the song.
02:01But is Skrizzle a customs agent?
02:04He'll answer that at the end of the song.
02:05What would a customs agent have to do with this?
02:07He might need to see my card.
02:08Maybe.
02:09Maybe.
02:10My Vax card.
02:11It's just weird.
02:12He finds it.
02:12Skrizzle finds it weird that she won't show it.
02:15And honestly, he said, yo, Froggy, I don't think that card even exists, dogs.
02:21All right, here it is.
02:22This is called Whip It Out.
02:23It's about her vaccination card.
02:25Whip It Out.
02:26New Skrizzle, Froggy, song about Roxanne.
02:32Why isn't it not playing?
02:33Oh, I don't have the button on.
02:34Hang on a minute.
02:35I didn't have the button on.
02:36All right, here it is.
02:36Why are you ruining Skrizzle?
02:37I also saw he's going to be so pissed.
02:39Oh, I'm sorry.
02:39I knocked the button off.
02:41I just put the button on and, well, here it is.
02:46It took a long time.
02:49But we got it done.
02:50We got both shots.
02:52No, it wasn't fun.
02:54It was so easy.
02:56No, it wasn't hard.
02:58Time to show them proud.
02:59Let me see those cards.
03:01Yes, I've seen Fester's and I saw Todd's.
03:05But someone won't show it.
03:07We find it kind of odd.
03:08It's like a real secret.
03:10Time to prove us wrong.
03:12Roxanne, show us your card.
03:14It's been way too long.
03:16Whip that proof out.
03:18Yes, we must insist.
03:20What could she be hiding?
03:21Does that card exist?
03:22I bet she won't comply.
03:25I bet she'll say nope.
03:26I hope she isn't lying.
03:28How will we all cope?
03:30I wonder if she's fibbing.
03:32But I ask you why.
03:34I wonder why she do that.
03:36Does she want to die?
03:38Roxanne, whip it out.
03:39Tell me you're inspired.
03:41And Roxanne, if you don't, MJ says that you are fired.
03:45No, I didn't.
03:45I see the future.
03:47I know how this will go.
03:48She will never show it.
03:50She will scream, no.
03:52You guys so can't ask me.
03:54It's against the law.
03:56You guys are so rude.
03:58It's your biggest law.
03:59Roxanne, zip it up.
04:01You will not prevail.
04:03Show us that card.
04:05Or we'll get a new show, female.
04:08What?
04:09Skrizzle?
04:10What?
04:11Holy crap.
04:12Skrizzle?
04:13What?
04:14All right, hold on.
04:15There's a lot to deal with there.
04:17Hold on.
04:18Skrizzle?
04:19Hold on.
04:20There's a lot going on there.
04:22And Roxanne, I know that you have a lot of things.
04:24You were making notes during the song.
04:26Skrizzle.
04:27That fit like a glove at the end of that song.
04:30Skrizzle says that's how he ends songs.
04:31And he says, you can't do better.
04:33And then he says, hang on.
04:35Oh, and bitch.
04:36Yeah, that's Skrizzle's new song.
04:38Froggies.
04:39And, well, Roxanne wants to respond.
04:43Why don't you explain what the song's about?
04:45Well, I think it's pretty obvious that you're making a claim that everyone has, I'm sorry,
04:51Skrizzle is making the claim that we've all shown each other our CDC vaccination cards.
04:59Fester, when do you go for your second vaccination?
05:01You got it.
05:01I went yesterday.
05:03Oh, yesterday was the day.
05:04Okay, so I got mine last week.
05:06Froggy, you got yours early Monday.
05:09And then Fester, you got yours.
05:11And all of our wives.
05:12It's us and our wives.
05:13We all got the Pfizer vaccine at the Tampa Greyhound track.
05:15So we're all second dosed up.
05:18Roxanne got her first dose like, what, 10 days ago?
05:22Right, at the Magical Pretend Pharmacy in Safety Harbor.
05:26So your second one should be coming up.
05:28The Magical Pretend Pharmacy, where their mascot is rainbows and unicorns, right?
05:34Yes.
05:35Yes.
05:35A leprechaun gives you the shot.
05:37Actually, you got it at the Main Street Pharmacy in Safety Harbor.
05:41That's right.
05:42Right?
05:42And you'd like to respond to Froggy accusing you, essentially, of he doesn't, I'm sorry,
05:47Skrizzle.
05:49Skrizzle doesn't think you got the vaccine because you won't show us your card, and that's what
05:53the song is all about.
05:54It is.
05:55And I would like to go lyric by lyric, line by line, dissect all of this.
06:00Yeah, that's not going to happen.
06:01Rather than do that, I'm just going to have to say that I freaking loved it.
06:06This song was amazing.
06:07And you know what, Skrizzle, if you can pass this information on to him, or if he's listening
06:12right now, how about...
06:14He's listening.
06:15He's right over here.
06:15Wait a minute.
06:16You liked it?
06:17No.
06:18How about you?
06:19No.
06:19Unintended consequences?
06:22That a girl.
06:24How about you whip out your black Amex card, we go to lunch, maybe I'll show you my vaccine
06:31card, and we will collaborate on a new song.
06:34Wait, are you suggesting that Skrizzle has a black American Express card?
06:38Did you just ask Skrizzle on a date?
06:40Do you want to sleep with Skrizzle?
06:42Do you want to get with Skrizzle?
06:44Does Dig Dug, does your fiancee Dig Dug know about this?
06:48I want to collaborate with him.
06:50And I want him to woo me.
06:52You mean stop, collaborate, and listen?
06:54If Rox can bid herself a rock star, then she will.
06:59I want him to pitch to see.
07:02He'll be doing so good.
07:04I'll go see.
07:04Would you like me to play with Skrizzle?
07:05I'll go see.
07:06I'll be looking for your next time.
07:07I'll be looking for it.
07:08I'll be looking for it.
07:09I'll be looking for your next time.
07:10Take it.
07:10You'll see.
07:11Use the next person.
07:11For you, your next person.
07:12Give me your opportunity.
07:14No.
07:15Take me to go.
07:16I'll be looking for my next time.
07:17I'll be looking for you.
07:18Lifted up.
07:20I'll be looking for another person.
07:20You're looking for success.
07:22Give me a break.
07:23You'll hear it.
07:24I'll be looking for next time.
07:25And I'll be looking for С-