Plead The Fifth: Davy On The Time He Had An Issue In The Bedroom With A THOT
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00:00hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY now who's taking the stance it's all fun and games until you're the
00:06one yeah that has to go into the hot seat it is plead the fifth time it is on me today three
00:14questions from the room and then three questions from you guys the audience and the questions from
00:20the audience are always the most brutal ones they're the most ruthless ones so um we will
00:25start with Orlando who is not in today but since he's a workaholic and can't leave the office he
00:32came in here over the weekend and recorded a question for me so should I play I think so all
00:37right let's play all right here's the first question okay Davi this question is about your
00:41culinary skills now we have a scenario here where you have to cook not only cook but you got to come
00:48through and if you do just gauged by the reaction of this fabulous meal you will have peace happiness
00:57and success for an entire year but you got to kill it what's that move oh man so I'm not much of a cook
01:07or a chef or anything like that you can make a couple but I can make a couple things and if I had
01:13to impress ish somebody I would probably bust out with some salmon yeah yeah salmon's easy
01:22yes it is um I do some salmon some vegetables what vegetables where we going probably some like
01:29broccoli something like that some peas yeah I'm keeping it simple okay and some like mashed potatoes
01:35oh nice and then maybe a scoop of ice cream for dessert are these instant mashed potatoes um do you
01:43know how to make mashed potatoes I know how to make instant mashed potatoes just throw them in the
01:47microwave dude boom good right yeah he thought the instant mash goes in the microwave not the potatoes
01:53listen I got a mean direction reading game but but the star of the show would be a blackened salmon
02:01oh blackened blackened in it we throw in a little bit of spices on that thing and it's gonna be
02:08delish no sauces just is just just how it is okay all right don't try to confuse me so yeah that that
02:14would be my go-to I don't know how prosperous my year would be after that meal it sounds good and healthy
02:19okay I'd definitely eat it you rock with it sure yes all right all right my turn Davi uh so we were
02:24talking off air a little bit about the Miami Heat Los Angeles Lakers shout out to Jimmy Buckets I love
02:30that dude he lost but I want to talk about Tyler Hero okay Tyler Hero uh just said what he spent his
02:38first million he made on I watched that all right his first contract was 3.6 million he spent 5k on a
02:45Gucci belt uh two cars for 260,000 a Porsche for his mom for 80k 85k on clothes nice and 20,000 on a private
02:56chef wow okay so I want to know what would you spend your first meal on a million man um a big crib
03:03yeah uh okay let me stop uh a nice house because we only talking a million dollars okay a nice house
03:13for yourself yeah a nice house for for me okay my girl um probably like half a million on that
03:21um I'll probably cop some more jewelry I like jewelry okay um I would definitely invest yeah I would invest
03:30uh stocks uh bitcoin um different cryptos I have a business I recently started a tattoo shop which would I
03:39would you know inject a you know a lump sum of money in that uh whatever's left you know save a little
03:47oh no but you're saying spend it drip I'll get my drip right he's just gonna go to the jewelry store
03:52yeah well you're gonna go for drip but nothing for mom oh man that's messed up oh yeah who said I was
03:58done who said I was done you you were pretty much done you out of money son you were investing in
04:05stocks instead of that right no no no my mom my mom's would get it I'm lucky my mom doesn't need
04:10like a new house right my mom just got a new car like a year and a half ago so my mom would get a
04:18little drip too but I would definitely be the drippiest yeah I'd be the drippiest and I'd probably
04:24buy my girl a car okay I'd probably get my girl a tesla because she wants a tesla real bad all right
04:28all right okay and now I'm broke this sounds like yeah you spent over your million dollars
04:34all right Dobby okay it's between two really good ones all right tell me about the time where you
04:43couldn't perform in the bedroom okay it's happened where where were you why what was the scenario
04:50okay well I mean there's one time I definitely recall um okay alcohol is a funny thing alcohol
04:59can be like a performance enhancer yes but too much can affect your performance yeah they call it
05:06whiskey yeah so I I had um I drank way too much one night way way way too much and it just didn't go
05:15it didn't go as planned mm-hmm I just details I couldn't I couldn't get where I needed okay
05:20well where were we who I was I was at this little thoughts house I ain't gonna front and you know
05:27what I ended up doing I was I was pretty embarrassed so I faked a back injury
05:32I swear on everything I love what did you do I was like oh oh I think I pulled something
05:41yo get off me oh I need medical no you know what I just gotta go I gotta leave I gotta go she was on
05:48you she was yeah it yeah she was pretty much on me and it wasn't going the way I wanted it to go
05:55okay so yeah I pretended like I blamed it on her yeah I had like a muscle spasm or something no I legit I
06:02legit said I pulled something in my back and then like two days later she hit me it's like how's your
06:06back like mind your business it's better now so now three questions from the audience 888-429-0941
06:15Meredith I will go to you first my dear okay uh this one just came in would you rather have
06:21LeBron James get a Kobe tattoo at your shop and give you the pub but you never meet him or get an
06:29interview and hang out with him what would you prefer wow I so he's gonna shout out the shop
06:37yeah it's that's what they said yeah I'm gonna take that publicity I'd love to meet him he's probably
06:45my favorite athlete but what that would do for my business yeah is way more beneficial than hanging out
06:52with with LeBron plus you always get to brag about it yeah and we're gonna take a lot of pictures
06:57and and you get to show off your Kobe tattoo I have a Kobe tat and then we could have matching tattoos
07:02yeah I would take that publicity okay of him at the tattoo shop that'd be awesome yeah I think you're
07:09right right yeah you got to hang it out would be cool but I take the money you would forget years
07:14later you hung out with him I don't know if I'd forget that but I think I'd remember that forever
07:20okay eight eight four two nine zero nine four one two more left from the audience what are they
07:25asking buck all right I got a text from the four four three okay says Davi have you ever seen
07:30someone's pics that you were not supposed to see from a friend's girlfriend or wife's uh on accident
07:37by scrolling through their pictures on their phone have you ever seen anybody some some naked shots
07:43because that happened to me in here and I still haven't told I haven't told who it was in here
07:48okay so naked pictures of somebody's significant other yeah yeah girlfriend or wife scrolling
07:56through their phone um no I don't I can't recall I'm to be a hundred percent honest with you I am not
08:03much of a phone scroller I don't really look at anybody's phone if it's not mine um probably one
08:09of the reasons me and my girl have been together so long yeah I am not that dude to check your phone
08:15I don't check phones and I don't check purses those two rules that I live by good I like that
08:20last one don't go in my purse yeah I am scared of purses you never know what you're gonna find in
08:27there so yeah unequivocally the answer is no I've never seen some accidental pictures by just grabbing
08:34somebody's phone that's so rude so rude I wouldn't do it yeah snooping around okay Meredith last question
08:41and I still have my plea I might just plea right now no oh no here first okay what is your biggest
08:46fear in the bedroom my biggest fear in the bedroom yeah fear in the bedroom probably like the condom
08:55breaking or or maybe a fart passing gas yeah um biggest fear biggest fear biggest fear what could
09:03go wrong I mean a lot could go wrong um that's a good question man my biggest fear I I would say
09:11what you said buck probably a prophylactic busted has that ever happened yes
09:17absolutely I think it's happened to most guys most people yeah yeah that's that's definitely happened
09:25okay okay all right that was fun now I get to turn the tables on you guys yeah yeah yeah um
09:32biggest fear in the bedroom and go and go biggest fear in the bedroom I mean it probably it for me
09:45it'd probably be I think for most guys the ability to not perform after having a certain amount of
09:52alcohol that's true maybe you went too hard in the beginning and now you mean by drinking yes okay
09:59now you got to fake a back injury I thought maybe you would say maybe uh something happened too
10:06quickly oh no that's you know what that is you can play that one off because you could just be oh
10:13man that thing was so good I couldn't even kudos to you standing ovation yeah but but if if the
10:22reverse happens and you can't then women are gonna a lot of women are gonna take it personal
10:27and I'm gonna tell my girl with me you're gonna tell your girl now it's just it's gonna be a bad
10:31look okay biggest fear in the bedroom Meredith uh definitely a fart a fart if it's not a fart something
10:38else that starts with a q okay oh that's like the worst because you don't know because then you have
10:44to say it was that and not a fart and either way it is not good and it sounds the same you know
10:49you could you guys care about that the q the q I'm cool with I'm cool with the q the q you could
10:57be like that's almost like a compliment yeah yeah what we do you hear that girl bet nobody ever made
11:06you do that don't answer that