Plead The Fifth 11-11-19 Davy
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04That would be Davi.
00:05I felt like I was just in this situation.
00:08I don't know if you really could feel that way.
00:11I don't think I...
00:12I don't think you could feel that way.
00:15It's been a whole, like, four weeks.
00:16It's been, like, you know, went around the whole circle.
00:19And you've been out on vacation, so, you know,
00:21you've been all, like, relaxed and everything.
00:23So now people get to learn a little bit about you.
00:25Now I'm tight.
00:26Yeah, exactly.
00:27Like, you want to learn something about Davi?
00:28You're going to learn today.
00:30It is plead the fifth, all right?
00:31So here's the deal.
00:33Meredith goes first.
00:33We go clockwise.
00:34Yes, Davi.
00:35Three questions from the room and only one pass,
00:38and then you get to answer to the listeners.
00:41Davi, last month you decided to try something a little different.
00:45Oh, man.
00:46What was that?
00:46Something you've never done before.
00:49You decided to do a dry October.
00:52Do you remember this?
00:53Oh, sober October was a fail.
00:55Yes, and where you weren't going to drink or smoke
00:57or do anything for the entire month.
00:59Yes.
01:00And, yeah, how long, I want to know how long you lasted being completely sober
01:06because you planned on doing it for 31 days, and you couldn't do 31 days.
01:10I did not do 31 days.
01:11So which did you break first?
01:13Like, drinking, smoking, how long did you last,
01:16and why couldn't you commit to yourself?
01:18Oh, man.
01:18Damn.
01:19All right, this sounds like an AA meeting.
01:21You just got thrown under the bus, bro.
01:23But if you do answer this, they're going to give you a coin.
01:25Oh, I lasted until we went to Universal Studios for Halloween Horror Nights.
01:34Didn't we go, like, on the weekend or the third?
01:35We went on a Thursday.
01:36Yeah.
01:37It was...
01:37It had to be, like, the third or the fourth.
01:39It was, like, the 10th.
01:41Something like that.
01:42He remembers.
01:42Yeah.
01:43You made it 10 days?
01:44I broke it.
01:45I drank first.
01:47I actually drank with Mark, to be honest with you.
01:49Whoa, Mark.
01:50We did.
01:50I just answered a question.
01:52Well, in my defense, you had drank about 20 minutes before I met up with you.
01:57So don't use me as the bad guy here.
02:00I don't know.
02:01Yeah, because you told me you and your girl had a drink.
02:04So I broke it with Mark.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:08And what was the fourth part of the question?
02:10So the first thing, the first thing you did is...
02:13How did you get right with Jesus?
02:14Yeah.
02:14Because I'm a lush.
02:15Because I was hanging out with you guys.
02:18And, yeah, I tried.
02:20I actually, after that, I went to just, like, I stayed sober during the week.
02:25And I just...
02:26So can you be more specific here?
02:28Sober?
02:28I stayed sober during the week.
02:30Gonna throw us a bone.
02:31You're supposed to give us a month.
02:33Yeah, 31 days.
02:34But you say sober, but there's more than just drinking here, right?
02:39Jesus, officer.
02:40What are you trying to get at?
02:42I'm interested.
02:42So what's the question?
02:43Can you pee in this?
02:46Please.
02:47Pee in this, Ryan.
02:48Which did you break first?
02:49I broke the drinking first when I was drinking with Mark.
02:52And then once that was done and over with, you just continued the party?
02:56Well, yeah, for the weekends.
02:57To get the party?
02:57Yeah.
02:59Stop asking questions.
03:00I got tore up that weekend.
03:02I was going to say, you weren't messing around that day.
03:04Because when we went to dinner, boy, if you didn't get a flight of beer right off the road.
03:07I had to make up for those nine days.
03:09He had, like, six of them right in front of him.
03:12I'm like, okay, there goes Sober October.
03:14Yeah.
03:14All right.
03:14Okay, you're next up.
03:16Mr. Rolando.
03:17What's that?
03:18You're from Tampa.
03:19You grew up here, so you have a lot of friends listening, right?
03:21People that you've associated with.
03:23All the time.
03:23I want to know, who is the last person that you had to cut off as a friend and why?
03:30Ooh.
03:30Ooh.
03:31You got a pass to use.
03:32You want me to go ahead and hit the button?
03:33And they may be listening.
03:34Oh, man.
03:35The last person I had to cut off as a friend.
03:39There's definitely one.
03:42Who they listening to, man?
03:44I just seen the ratings.
03:47Whoever you say, they going to hear it.
03:49The last person that I can really remember cutting off as a friend, I had a homeboy.
03:56I'll just call him Slim, because that's what everybody calls him.
03:59Okay.
03:59He was one of those dudes that every time we would go out, he would end up in a fight.
04:03And I ain't got time to be fighting random people for no reason.
04:07We beefing that sweet tomatoes.
04:09That was a while ago.
04:10I think I am a better judge of character now than I was in the past.
04:15So I don't really associate myself with too many people that I end up cutting off.
04:19Yeah.
04:19So, and to be 100% real with you, I hang out.
04:22And my girl tells me this all the time.
04:23She's like, you only hang out with the people that you've known for like a really long time.
04:28I'm like a day one type of dude.
04:29So cutting off people doesn't really happen too often.
04:32He rents his day ones too, because I got three of them doing stuff for me today.
04:36For real.
04:37Everybody who's one of his day ones, they end up being my guy.
04:42You want to rent some homies though?
04:44Rent a homie.
04:45All right.
04:45Let's see here.
04:46You still got your past to use.
04:48Yes.
04:49Davi, my question is a little bit more intricate.
04:53Okay.
04:55Anybody who listens to the show knows that you are very active with your girl.
05:01Okay.
05:02Like, you know, like there's just been people who visited your house and just be like,
05:05Jesus, there's condoms everywhere.
05:06You know, like they get it in between meals.
05:11That is a true story, by the way.
05:12Like, Jesus, what is this?
05:14All right.
05:14So if you could take a magic wand and eliminate one thing that your girl does sexually.
05:25Oh, remove one item that you're like, eh, I don't know.
05:33I could do it without that.
05:35She's not really that good.
05:37Oh, man.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:38I was waiting for that part.
05:40I was definitely going to have to hit that button.
05:43I'm just saying.
05:43If there was ever a question to hit the plead the fifth button, I think that would be it.
05:49Yeah.
05:50I'm going to have to go ahead and pass on that one.
05:52Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Are you going to think about it?
05:56I plead the fifth.
05:59I plead the fifth.
06:01Five.
06:01One, two, three, four, five.
06:04There we go.
06:04Wow.
06:05Yeah, you're not answering that.
06:06You got him.
06:07He's like, I do got to go home.
06:08Yeah.
06:09You're wide open now.
06:11Wide open.
06:12All right.
06:12So he has three questions coming from the audience.
06:14His social media is shut down.
06:16You can text us at 888-429-0941 or you can call.
06:20Let's see here what we got.
06:22You got a text?
06:24I have one.
06:24Okay, go ahead.
06:25Okay.
06:26Davi, what's the closest you've ever come to leaving Joanna or at least questioning whether
06:32or not she's the one?
06:35Oh, damn.
06:37Bruh, I can loan you one.
06:39I can loan you one, dog.
06:42Honestly, I haven't come close to leaving her.
06:45We haven't had any breakups.
06:47We are not in one of those relationships that we were like on again, off again.
06:52We've been pretty solid since the jump.
06:55When did I know she was the one?
06:57No, it said...
06:58I think she wasn't the one.
06:59Right, right.
07:00Did she ever do something and you were questioning like maybe she's not the one for me, but I
07:05will stay in the relationship and work on it.
07:07Yeah, well, when we and my girl got together, she was having like some kind of like a little
07:12bit of issues that we worked around.
07:15It was just bad choices that she was making.
07:19At one point, it had me questioning like the longevity of the relationship, but she's
07:24turned it around and we've been 100 since.
07:27We've been good.
07:27She was hanging with Slim's wife.
07:31She was just wiling in these streets.
07:33Yeah, I got you.
07:34All right, well, let's see here.
07:35We got Josh on the line.
07:37Josh, got a question for you.
07:38You got it?
07:39You go ahead.
07:39Hey, Davi.
07:40I just wanted to know, what is the last lie that you told your girlfriend and when and
07:47why?
07:48Ooh.
07:49Why would you got to be asking that, Josh?
07:51Wait, now.
07:54There's a respectable place here.
07:56You don't be coming in here and being rude.
07:57All right.
07:57Okay, now that's the question.
07:59Oh, my goodness.
08:00The last lie I told my girl, why and when?
08:06No pass.
08:08I'm trying to think.
08:09I'm trying to think.
08:10Come on, man.
08:10I'm sorry, man.
08:11You know you've lied.
08:12Of course.
08:13We all lied the last one.
08:14Well, at least we got that part.
08:18Maybe like a...
08:25Now it's official.
08:26Oh, it's so official.
08:28I mean, if you're going to testify on yourself and snitch to Kashi, you might as well go
08:32ahead and get the music.
08:33I think the last lie probably had to do with, like, how much I spent on something.
08:42Like finances.
08:44Yeah.
08:44Like how...
08:45I probably, like, undersold, like, what I spent.
08:48Like your necklace?
08:49Not my necklace.
08:50No.
08:51Yeah, that had paperwork.
08:52Yeah.
08:53She know how to look it up.
08:54That's in the safe.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Yeah, yeah.
08:56I think it was, like, how much I spent, like, on a weekend.
09:00Because you can't bitch at her about spending or budgeting if you out here just living like
09:06puffy.
09:06You feel me?
09:07So you got to dial it back a little bit.
09:09I kind of undersold, like, what I spent on a weekend, like, wiling out.
09:14Okay.
09:14And that's a great boomerang, too, by the way.
09:16All right.
09:17Oh.
09:19Is that the boomerang?
09:20Well, we got one more question for you.
09:21One more.
09:22Davi, is there a tattoo that you regret getting and why?
09:27I do not regret any of those tattoos.
09:28You sure?
09:29Because you got to hunt it up.
09:29Yeah, there's a couple that I wish I kind of, I don't regret getting them because I
09:37feel like every tattoo is kind of, like, it's part of your story.
09:41And I always remember where I was and where I was in life.
09:45But there's a couple that I wish I would have designed them a little bit different.
09:49But if I had to do it all over again, I don't regret now one tattoo.
09:53So the ones that they did in prison with that.
09:57The ones with the hot hanger that they did.
09:59And you would be like, those do.
10:00And I love, the one that I get the most heat for is my MOB tattoo.
10:04Yeah.
10:04I knew it.
10:05And I love that.
10:06That's one of my favorites.
10:07That's who you are.
10:07Yeah, that's who I am.
10:09And it definitely reminds me of a place I was in life where I had to make a choice of
10:13a relationship versus a career.
10:16And he put the tat on your chest and let him know, money over brunch.
10:20Money over brunch.
10:22So we got a boomerang.
10:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:25We're going to do a boomerang situation.
10:26I would like to know about the last lie you guys told to your significant others.
10:32And in Mark's case, the last lie you told is some random chick that you were humping on.
10:37Oh, man.
10:39Because we're not going to let you skate out of this.
10:41Yeah, I was hoping.
10:42The last lie.
10:45Mine's going to be similar to Davi because it's 100% true.
10:48I will buy something and then take the tags off and just put it in the closet.
10:52And if he sees it or he asks me how much something is, whether it was that or something else,
10:57I'll like, you know, undersell it just a little bit so it doesn't sound as bad.
11:02Because we have separate accounts, so he doesn't see that.
11:05So he asked me, but I don't want to, you know, tell him the whole price.
11:10Sometimes.
11:11All right.
11:12What about you two liars?
11:14Yeah.
11:14I know my last lie.
11:17My last lie was, I ain't got it.
11:20I ain't got it.
11:23I ain't got it.
11:24She asked me for a brick because she left the country.
11:28Okay, yeah.
11:28And I'm like, yo, you know, I already don't rock with the reality show anyway, so I ain't paying for it.
11:33And I'm like, yo, she's like, hey, you know, apparently I guess they had to, like, get reimbursed.
11:39I don't know how it goes.
11:40But anyway, I was like, I ain't got it.
11:43And she's like, and I had it.
11:46Meanwhile, I had it.
11:47I had it.
11:48But she told me, she was like, hey, I'll pay you, like, whatever.
11:54And I'm like, she's like, I don't have it.
11:56And so I finally gave in and gave it to her.
11:59And you know what?
12:01It ain't paying.
12:02I was supposed to get that pay.
12:03Did you expect to get paid back?
12:05Yeah, I did.
12:06I just wrote it away.
12:07But I did.
12:08I was like, I lied.
12:09I totally lied.
12:13Man, I've been sitting here trying to think.
12:15I want to say it probably was when I was talking to someone a few months ago.
12:21And they asked me if I was talking to, and no, I'm being serious.
12:25If I was talking to anyone else at the same time, I told her no.
12:29But yeah, I was definitely talking to more than one person at that time.
12:34Hey, man.
12:38Because everybody who listens to these Plead to Fist knows your history.
12:42Right.
12:43So when you say talking to, you mean smash.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:47And you just.
12:48I mean, what?
12:49Because the new girl is like, yo, so you ain't talking to nobody, right?
12:53I'm going to let you do this in the strange way that you do it.
12:57But you're not dealing with nobody else, right?
12:59And you're like, nah.
13:01Well.
13:02But realistically, you just dealt.
13:03No, at that point, though.
13:04At that point, I hadn't.
13:06No, no, no, no, no.
13:07Yeah, I just hadn't gone through all the way with that new person yet.
13:10But I was definitely working my way there.
13:12And so, yeah, I lied to her.
13:14And it was months ago.
13:15He had to figure out which lie.
13:15Yeah, it was months ago.
13:17Your stuff is going to fall.
13:18It already is.
13:21All right.
13:21Plead to Fist is a wrap, my man.
13:23Orlando and the Freak Show.
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13:28And you can get them on Wild94.1.com this afternoon.
13:31All right.
13:31We got your work day kickoff.