Plead The Fifth 8-31-20 Meredith
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00:00A merp merp merp.
00:02It is I.
00:02It's headed to the stand right now.
00:05I'm here to play the game.
00:07You are here to tell us all of your inner secrets.
00:10I guess so.
00:11Meredith is plead the fifth time.
00:13You got three questions that come from the room.
00:15Three questions that come from the listeners.
00:16You get one that you get to sidestep and pass.
00:20All right.
00:20And you have a boomerang that you could bounce back on us.
00:23All right.
00:24All right.
00:24Let's see here.
00:25Number one.
00:26So you didn't have one this morning.
00:28Yeah, I had something going on.
00:29You'll be a little busy.
00:31I was a little busy.
00:34That's one question.
00:36All right.
00:37Meredith.
00:38Yes.
00:39Let's see.
00:42Question number one.
00:43Oh, no.
00:44Toni Braxton made some open book kind of assertions about what she wished she would have done at
00:50an earlier age.
00:52She grew up Christian.
00:53So she's like, I didn't really drink mugs as much.
00:55I didn't have enough sex.
00:57Yeah.
00:57I didn't smoke enough.
01:00It's said smoke a little bit.
01:02What's something that you wish you would have partaken in more as a youth?
01:07Oh, as a youth.
01:10OK, so I will say this.
01:12People look at me as a in high school.
01:15I wasn't like the most popular person out there going to like all the parties and everything
01:20like that because I really wanted to go to college.
01:23And I was I spent my entire four years prepping for that so I could go to a university.
01:29And that was great.
01:31But I look back on my high school experiences and we always talk about it in here.
01:35And I hear from other people, man, I missed out on that.
01:37I didn't go to the parties.
01:38I you know, I skipped out on a lot of the good times and the fun after the football games
01:43or even the weekend, the beach parties.
01:45I skipped all of that.
01:47Yeah.
01:48And I really wish that I could go back in time and live that life.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Butt naked in the Westcott.
01:55Not that.
01:55That's all I got to tell you.
01:56Not that.
01:57That's an FSU thing.
01:5821.
01:59You butt naked in the fountain.
02:00That's it.
02:00I did have fun.
02:01I had a great time in college, so I made up for it.
02:06I will definitely say that I had a fantastic time, especially when I first came to Tampa
02:09too.
02:10Like I was out of college, fresh out of college.
02:12And so I definitely lived a life here.
02:13It was definitely a mess.
02:14But in high school, I look back on it and that was really stupid.
02:18All right.
02:19It was good because I went to university, but also it was silly.
02:22I went to university.
02:23I went to university and graduated.
02:26Okay, Meredith.
02:27Meredith, people often look at me as the conspiracy theorist on this show.
02:33What they don't know, though, is you're low key kind of on that same tip too.
02:39Meredith checks those websites and she hits me up like once or twice a week with like,
02:44hey, what do you think about this?
02:45And then she sets him off.
02:47Yeah.
02:47And then we're lost for the next hour.
02:49But Meredith, I want you to expound a little bit on one of your favorite conspiracy theories,
02:56something that you believe in your heart to be true, even though others might kind of
03:01lambast you for it.
03:03All right.
03:05What do you believe from the conspiracy pages, Meredith?
03:08Okay.
03:09I'm trying to think of some that's a little lighter.
03:14Because this can go down the rabbit hole real quick.
03:17So, I'm just thinking of the first one off the top of my head is when we were talking
03:23about the studio here just a little bit ago this morning about this damn coronavirus.
03:28Oh, what do you think, Meredith?
03:30Oh, damn.
03:31Well, don't be saying I was talking about it.
03:32No, we as in Dobby and I.
03:34Okay.
03:35Yeah.
03:35Let's see.
03:35Yeah, you were working.
03:38I like that excuse.
03:39Yeah, you were working.
03:40I love that excuse.
03:41You know, because if I need to go off of somebody a little bit about these conspiracy theories,
03:45it is my boy Dobby.
03:47I'm all for it.
03:48The new information that came out from the CDC when they low-key put out the information
03:52that only 6% of the people that passed away from having the coronavirus actually had the
03:57coronavirus and the rest of it, which let me do simple math here, 94% of the rest of the
04:02people that said that died from the coronavirus didn't at all.
04:06It was from all the other issues that they had.
04:09So, yeah, my conspiracy theory file on this is getting much larger.
04:15Ooh.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Oh, my God.
04:18You turn it over to the dark side.
04:19I will just say this.
04:21It is so incredible that six months ago, the world, America, we were all doing so fantastic.
04:29And if we look back on this time and we destroyed our own economy for something that could potentially,
04:35potentially, I'm not saying it is, but potentially be a flu, it blows my mind.
04:39Yeah, well.
04:40I'm just saying.
04:41Are you saying we're being bamboozled?
04:43I don't know.
04:43Hoodwinked, led astray, run amok.
04:45Is that what you're trying to say?
04:47It's crazy.
04:47Pimic Rock landed on us.
04:49It's crazy.
04:49Is that what you're saying?
04:50So, I'm just, you know, if you're going to ask me what's been on my mind lately, that's
04:56what's going on.
04:56Because I live that life.
04:57I'm still in my bubble.
04:58Yeah, and you ain't allowed to go nowhere.
05:00No, I don't go anywhere.
05:01That's what I'm saying.
05:02Yeah.
05:02All right.
05:02Wow.
05:03Okay.
05:03All right.
05:04Meredith, here's an easy one for you, since you've had two hard ones.
05:09Let's see.
05:10Your third question from the room, and you have not used a pass yet.
05:13No.
05:14Meredith, have you ever had the itch?
05:19The itch?
05:19But chose to handle it yourself instead of using the romantic stylings of one Anthony Andrade?
05:27Ah, okay.
05:28Have you in a situation, ever had a itch, where it was like, I could go deal with him, or I
05:36could just handle it myself?
05:39Yeah.
05:40Absolutely.
05:41And it's so much harder to do it when that man is in the house 24-7, because he is working
05:47from home.
05:48And now I have to plot when it's actually going to happen, and if it's going to, I don't know,
05:53is he going to walk in the room, or can you go do something for a little bit, because
05:58I got some stuff I need to finish.
06:01I don't know.
06:01So it's kind of hard lately, but absolutely, it's just easier to take care of it sometimes
06:06yourself.
06:06Sometimes it's easier to do a twist-twist turn.
06:08It's fun the other way.
06:10But also, it's fun my way, too.
06:11Yeah, yeah.
06:12Yeah, you know yourself.
06:13I know what I like.
06:13Yeah, you know what you like.
06:15Somebody actually agreed with you, Meredith, when you said you handle your business when you've
06:21chosen to do so.
06:22Yeah.
06:23They said, oh, hell yeah, my husband should know, because I low-key let him know by asking,
06:27hey, are you going to take a really long shower?
06:29Well, that's a good time to do it.
06:32That's a no, it's time to twist-twist turn.
06:33Meredith has said she has chosen to do her own manual stimulations.
06:37Also, her conspiracy theory that she's thinking about is about the Rona.
06:43Oh, yeah, because I'm living it every single day.
06:46How could you not?
06:46She's tired of being in the bubble.
06:48And also, the other question that you had was...
06:52Tony Braxton.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54What you miss out on, which you said, high school, you didn't have enough fun, because
06:59you was trying to get to the university.
07:00Yeah, I did.
07:01Nerd.
07:02Nerd.
07:04How dare you want to educate yourself?
07:06I have to study.
07:06I can't go out to study.
07:07I can't do it.
07:08I got to study.
07:10I'm trying to get to university.
07:11What was your curfew at prom again?
07:13I had to be back by 11 or midnight.
07:16I think it was midnight.
07:17And we had just a little bit enough time left over to go to Village Inn.
07:20So I did hit that up, and then I had to go home.
07:22Village, yeah.
07:23I was hungry.
07:24Yeah.
07:25No party.
07:26I guess that comes from growing up in a van.
07:29It was an RV.
07:30And not hanging with the cool kids.
07:32I mean, them cool kids sure had a good time that night.
07:35Yeah.
07:36All right.
07:36Let's see here.
07:36We got three from the audience coming in.
07:38Text 888-429-0941.
07:42Let's see here.
07:43Davi, you got one?
07:43Yeah, I got one for Meredith.
07:44Okay.
07:45Out of the 727.
07:45It says, Meredith, besides cheating, what is something that Anthony could do right now
07:51that would make you leave him for good and never even think about getting back with him?
07:57Committing a serious crime, I would say.
08:00How serious?
08:01Pretty serious.
08:02I'm not down for being...
08:03I know some people are like rat or dies with their man and committing serious crimes.
08:08I don't know how I feel about raising two daughters in a household with a man that committed
08:14not just a silly crime or something small, but like a serious...
08:18What's a good crime?
08:18What's a good crime?
08:19Give us the list now.
08:21I mean, what's a serious crime?
08:22Let's see here.
08:23What's going to make Meredith leave?
08:24Well, we were talking about murder last week.
08:27Okay.
08:27There's that one.
08:28What if you had a good reason?
08:29Yeah.
08:30So there's no reason why a murderer can't raise these children?
08:34Like to protect the family or whatever?
08:36I mean, that's one thing.
08:37Maybe.
08:37Yeah, like if somebody's coming in the house, then you go ahead and murder that person.
08:41Okay, so he's a murderer.
08:42Yeah, that's bad.
08:44If you're stealing, maybe laundering, like a tremendous amount of money.
08:50Like a Bernie Madoff type thing?
08:51Something crazy.
08:53But not just like a little bit, like a crazy, crazy amount.
08:56Because you'll be in federal prison for doing that for like 20, 30 years.
09:00And I don't know if I can be by myself that long.
09:02But you spent it.
09:02Yeah, it was fun.
09:04We had a good time.
09:05But I can't have my man gone for 20 years.
09:08I'm probably not going to be around.
09:10Wow.
09:10I always thought money laundering was like low on the list.
09:13But it's a federal crime.
09:14You're going to be gone for a long time.
09:16That's where it is.
09:17So is voter fraud.
09:18Wow.
09:18Well, okay.
09:19Okay.
09:20That's not on my list.
09:21I won't break up with you for that.
09:23If you get caught.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Out of the 727, Meredith.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Have you ever ate a guy's groceries?
09:30Oh, man.
09:35That was right out of there.
09:36It was a one line or two.
09:37There was no warm up to it.
09:39It said, Meredith, have you ever ate a guy's groceries?
09:43I'm adding groceries.
09:44All right.
09:45Well, I'll be honest with you.
09:46The answer is that is not on the menu and that is disgusting for me.
09:51I do not want to do that at all to a man.
09:54Really?
09:54No.
09:55Okay.
09:55Not at all.
09:56Never.
09:56That's gross.
09:57Okay.
09:58Because guys also aren't as well kept as women.
10:01So you got to think of that too.
10:02Watch your mouth now.
10:03You're surrounded by men in the room.
10:05Yeah, I know.
10:05I mean, you know, we might get a fence.
10:06Okay.
10:07Hey.
10:07Hey.
10:08Yeah, you got some hair growing places.
10:10I don't want to.
10:10Hey.
10:10I'm just saying.
10:11Hey.
10:12That's not cool.
10:14That's gross.
10:14That's not cool, Meredith.
10:16All right.
10:16We have one more 517 area code for this one.
10:20It says, Meredith, to follow up Orlando's question, when scratching your own itch, what
10:25do you picture slash think about to make it happen?
10:30Oh.
10:30Well.
10:31Well.
10:32I do use technology.
10:36It's not just my imagination, which, you know, if you're hard up or, you know, the Wi-Fi
10:43is out or something that I guess you have to.
10:44You don't have a visual image.
10:46You could, like, you know, throw up into the mental.
10:48I have before.
10:49I have before.
10:50Highlight reel.
10:51Yeah.
10:52No, not so much.
10:53Not a highlight reel.
10:54That's not.
10:55That's different, I think, for girls than guys.
10:58Yeah.
10:59So, you guys will replay, like, all the fun stuff.
11:01For me, I need, I like watching, if I was to pick a category, it would start with an L
11:10and end with an Esbian.
11:12Oh, just the ladies.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Really?
11:14Yeah, because then I can imagine it's potentially happening to me, so.
11:18Right.
11:18Yes.
11:19Absolutely.
11:20And then that's what happens.
11:21I'm going to stop smiling.
11:24It turned to creepy for a minute.
11:26Yeah.
11:26I was like, right.
11:29I feel like, yes, yes, yes.
11:31Never mind.
11:33Okay.
11:33So, you have used all of them except the boomerangs, so shoot one back.
11:38Should I ask about Toni Braxton?
11:42Are you guys having fun a little bit younger?
11:44Or should I ask about what category you guys watch?
11:46Well, we've talked about our categories already.
11:48Well, let's talk about, okay.
11:50Did you guys, do you think you guys had enough fun when you were young?
11:52Or do you regret not having enough sex or drinking?
11:55What do you miss out on?
12:01What did you miss partaking on?
12:02Like Toni Braxton said, she missed out on smoking and sex and partying and all that stuff
12:08because she grew up Christian.
12:09Yep.
12:10And so, she missed out on it.
12:11Is there anything that we missed out on?
12:13I honestly feel like I was the opposite.
12:17I had too much fun.
12:19I partied way too much.
12:20I missed out on, like, a lot of the seriousness growing up, like, getting good grades.
12:25Education.
12:26Like, trying to learn as much as possible.
12:30Yeah.
12:31We're polar opposites when it came to that.
12:33For sure.
12:34I did too much messing around.
12:35You lived your best life.
12:36I did.
12:36I was just getting in trouble, skipping school.
12:39I would have been a little bit more serious in life.
12:45Mine, I think the only opposite I am is that in college,
12:51I was too caught up in, you know what, I was too caught up in trying to find a girlfriend.
12:56Like, I dated a lot of people, like, as far as girlfriends,
12:59and didn't take advantage of the blankery.
13:03Oh, okay.
13:04You know what I'm saying?
13:05Like, I just, I mean, being in Tallahassee, it's a...
13:08You got a lot of options.
13:09It's a hoasis.
13:11You could do all your business that you want to do, but if you're out there wifing them,
13:16every time you get with somebody, ooh, you my girlfriend, and now for 18 months or whatever,
13:20and now you got a girlfriend.
13:21Yeah.
13:21I missed out on a lot of that early, hey, I'm working at CPA this weekend, or hey, I'm
13:26at late night library with the radio station and randoms and stuff.
13:30I missed out on a lot of the randoms.
13:31You're trying to find wifey, maybe.
13:33I was.
13:33I kept trying to find, like, that whole, like, hey, we're in college together, we about to
13:37get good, you know.
13:38I feel you.
13:39I kind of went through that phase.
13:40And I went through that whole thing, and I had more girlfriends than I had, like, just
13:44skanky partners.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And then when I got to Tampa, I made up for the Spanish.
13:49Isn't Tampa fun?
13:50Yeah, boy, it's so good.
13:52It is.
13:52It's so lovely.
13:53All right.
13:53You have made it through Plea the Fifth, man.
13:55All right.
13:57Orlando and the Freak.