Plead The Fifth 6-24-19 Meredith
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00:00Meredith's taking a stand, but it's kind of nerve-wracking to see her and Mark, me mugging each other across the courtroom.
00:09Yeah, he was really rude and mean to me, and he doesn't care.
00:13Not one bit.
00:14I don't care.
00:15So now I don't care.
00:17Okay, separate.
00:20Go to your corners.
00:21You got three questions from the room and three questions from the listening audience to get to know a little bit about Meredith.
00:30You get one tap out.
00:32When it gets uncomfortable for you, you can tap out and plead the fifth, and you got your boomerang that you can spring back on the room.
00:40Dobby hates that, by the way.
00:41I don't know whose idea that was.
00:43I think it was your lesson.
00:45I want to say it came from you.
00:47That makes sense.
00:50Mark is first.
00:51My question is, who is the most inappropriate person you've ever fantasized about?
00:59Wow.
01:01Inappropriate?
01:01Oh.
01:03I got to fight for the New York use this today.
01:05I accidentally had it, accidentally, because it wasn't intentional.
01:08I had a sex dream about a neighbor last night.
01:10I woke up, and I was like, oh, my God.
01:12Last night?
01:13Last night I woke, so that was inappropriate.
01:16Yeah.
01:16That was very inappropriate.
01:17And you know why?
01:18Because I was watching the Kardashians last night,
01:20and Khloe was all upset about Tristan cheating, and they went in on the situation.
01:23So I fell asleep right after that, in between the BET Awards and that show.
01:28And I think I started dreaming about cheating, and I started dreaming about sleeping with one
01:33of the neighbors.
01:34Wow.
01:34And I woke up, and I was like, okay.
01:36Do you talk to this neighbor often?
01:38Yes.
01:38Wow.
01:39I know.
01:39Wow.
01:40I know.
01:40So it was very strange.
01:41So does this make it weird for Anthony now?
01:45Oh, he doesn't know.
01:46Oh, you didn't say?
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:48I didn't wake him up and go, hey, babe.
01:50Hey, wake up.
01:52Me and Phil got it on in my dream.
01:55Wow.
01:55So he does not know, although I have a feeling I will be getting a text here shortly.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Like, yeah.
02:00You and Phil?
02:01Really?
02:02Wow.
02:02Okay.
02:03These microphones are on.
02:04Just let you know.
02:05Yeah.
02:05You just told on yourself.
02:07All right.
02:09Meredith.
02:10Yeah.
02:11They say that when you die, you meet St. Peter at the pearly gates to get in.
02:18And, of course, he's going to have all of your accomplishments, everything you've done
02:21well in life on this long list of goods for you.
02:26Yeah.
02:27You know, it's going to say Meredith.
02:28It's going to have, like, a chart.
02:29It's going to have all the good that you've done with Aubrey and Anthony and everything
02:32else.
02:32Mm-hmm.
02:34But what's something that you are worried about being on the other side of that chart
02:42on the back?
02:43Mm-hmm.
02:44Mm-hmm.
02:44Mm-hmm.
02:46The neighbor.
02:47The neighbor.
02:47The neighbor.
02:47I'm trying to think.
02:54I've done some bad stuff, especially with my teenage years.
02:58Like, remember I told you I stole from a church one time?
03:01Yeah.
03:01When I was, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02That wasn't good.
03:03Yeah.
03:03He ain't going to like that.
03:04Yeah.
03:05I'll be on the list.
03:06Like, you stole from who?
03:07The Baptist?
03:07What?
03:08That's my boy.
03:12Okay.
03:12On the list.
03:14I got my finger on the plea of the fifth if you want to tap out.
03:18Because, you know, like, I mean, this is the bad one.
03:20This is the list, list.
03:22Like, what's on the list that might keep you out of heaven?
03:28Probably doing when my ex is really dirty.
03:31And wrong.
03:33And.
03:34Wrong enough to be on the list?
03:35Yeah.
03:36What'd you do?
03:36Well, I mean, it was not right.
03:38And obviously, I knew better.
03:41Yeah.
03:41So, I was seeing one of my exes.
03:44And I was still talking to somebody else at the same time.
03:47And then we broke up.
03:49And then I went out one night and decided to have a little rendezvous with somebody.
03:55And then I got back together with my ex.
03:58And he specifically wanted to know if I had been with anybody else or anything like that.
04:03And so, I kept that to myself until apparently right now.
04:07So, yeah.
04:09Well, I feel like that would be on the list just because that's not being.
04:12I think she's trying to throw us a bone.
04:14What?
04:15Halfway through the story, I was like, you're running circles over there.
04:18You want me to say I murdered somebody?
04:20Like, it didn't happen.
04:20I mean, if you murdered somebody, I'd be like, that's a good thing on the list.
04:24I mean, I didn't.
04:25I haven't, like.
04:27All right.
04:28That's fine.
04:28You'd do it.
04:29Robbed a house or anything.
04:32Nah, I can't say everybody in this room was hit it.
04:34I ain't going to point any fingers.
04:36But I'm just saying, you know, maybe somebody in there got that kind of experience.
04:43Dobby, you next.
04:44A little B&E.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Some people ain't above a B&E.
04:48But I feel like cheating would be on the list.
04:51Cheating would be on the list.
04:52Stealing from a church is definitely on the list.
04:55Yeah, your list is getting long on that other side.
04:57I don't think you an easy win.
04:58So, you know, other stuff, it's not that heavy.
05:02All right.
05:02I tried to live my life.
05:03You might get some purgatory.
05:04I'm not perfect, though.
05:05That's for sure.
05:06Okay.
05:07Meredith, my question is, I see your hustle.
05:10I see you do the radio thing, and you go and you do your TV, HSN.
05:13You've been doing that pretty much as long as I've known you.
05:16My question is, let's say your contract here at the radio station is up,
05:21and HSN wants to offer you full-time position, similar money, similar hours.
05:27Would you leave radio for TV?
05:28Leave us?
05:29Yes.
05:30Hey, that's my man.
05:31And if she says yes, it's because of Mark.
05:33Oh, Mark, you did.
05:35Sorry.
05:37Well, my first love is really radio.
05:40I knew at a young age that I wanted to be in radio, so I don't know if I would leave.
05:43It would probably, I would have to be paid a substantial amount of money in order for me
05:48to leave something that I love so much.
05:50Say that at every contract.
05:51But that, but that, it's funny you said that.
05:55But that being said, I would be starting over a whole new career.
06:00So making the linear move, I don't really feel like it equals out, because I would be starting over.
06:08You know what I mean?
06:09Here.
06:09She's saying mama about her paper.
06:11Yeah.
06:11Yeah.
06:12You know what I'm saying?
06:12And it's also, I genuinely love working at Wild.
06:17I post about it quite often, because I reflect on the show even as I drive away.
06:22And I love working on the Freak Show with most of you guys.
06:27No, I really do.
06:27Two out of three ain't bad.
06:29Never know.
06:30Everybody can't be your friend.
06:32I really do.
06:33This is like my favorite thing.
06:34I can't believe it.
06:35You know, we get to wake up and do this every single day.
06:37So for me to leave something that I genuinely love so much, and I love working with each
06:41and every single one of you guys, even not on the morning show, like people also here
06:45at the radio station, it would have to be a big jump in something.
06:48It's got to be worth it.
06:49Yes.
06:49Okay.
06:49Absolutely.
06:50They could give you a contract for TV, but it's got to be worth it.
06:56No, no, no.
06:58Plead the Fifth is going on.
07:00Let's see here.
07:01We got texts and calls.
07:04What's a wow?
07:05Coming in.
07:05You're making me nervous.
07:06I mean, you're going to find out.
07:08You're going to learn today.
07:10888-429-0941.
07:12We want a text or calls.
07:14Yeah, let's do this text, the one that you pointed out.
07:17Why you got to make it me point out?
07:19Somebody wrote it.
07:20I just read the text.
07:21Yeah, somebody out the 727 says, Meredith, what is the most sexual thing that you have
07:25ever done that is so nasty that it surprised you that you even did it?
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31Jeez.
07:35Oh, man.
07:36Oh, wow.
07:37Oh, God.
07:38Oh, man.
07:39Man.
07:40Oh, jeez.
07:40I got my finger on the button.
07:42Oh, Lord.
07:42Not that button.
07:45Oh, having flashbacks right now.
07:49Yeah.
07:49I've done a lot of things.
07:51Wow.
07:51Really?
07:51Yeah.
07:52Please.
07:53Are these things going to be on St. Peter's list?
07:55As a matter of fact, maybe.
07:58Damn.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Well.
08:01That you can't believe you did it, though.
08:02You're like, I don't believe.
08:04Well, just because I'm surprised and could be proud.
08:07True.
08:08At the same time.
08:09I don't like how you're giggling.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:10Is this going to turn us against you?
08:12Like, oh, my God.
08:12Or turn you on towards me.
08:14No.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Lots of toys.
08:19Lots of toys in the bedroom.
08:21Why not, man?
08:22Give us specifics, that damn it.
08:23Don't be giving us these old general, like, stuff.
08:26Toy, something that rhymes with schmildo in the bedroom.
08:30Right.
08:31On a dude?
08:33Not on a dude.
08:34Him enjoying that with me.
08:37I have done a-
08:40I'm waiting for it to get dirty.
08:42That's what I'm saying.
08:43Like, that's normal.
08:44It's very G-rated.
08:44I've done a very close prostate check before.
08:48Oh, you hear that?
08:49Yeah, he asked for that, so.
08:51Really?
08:52That was good for him, not for me.
08:54Okay, that's-
08:55Yeah.
08:56All right, yeah, we don't want no more.
08:58That was it.
09:00You ruined it with that.
09:01I mean, but it's true.
09:03Prostate.
09:03Really?
09:04It's there.
09:05Did you use a glove?
09:05No.
09:07Next time she's stirring Anthony's suit, he's going, oh, man.
09:11That's not sexy to put on a glove right in the middle.
09:14It ain't sexy to do what you just said you did, either.
09:17I know only my doctor do that, and he got a glove.
09:19By the way, if you talk to any guy that actually enjoys that, they say it's the most powerful
09:25orgasm you can ever have.
09:26It's just like a little pressure right there.
09:28I heard they say that, too, but they don't never say it to you in person.
09:32It's always written in some report.
09:34Nah.
09:35Nah.
09:35Other stuff, like-
09:36Nah, that's all right.
09:37We don't want no more.
09:38Okay.
09:39They said the, the, the.
09:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:42I like a lot of stuff.
09:42Tying up, adding fruit, ice, you know, any kind of edibles.
09:46All right, Meredith.
09:47We don't want to know no more.
09:49Okay?
09:50That's true.
09:50You giving us too much.
09:52You can plead the fifth.
09:53Wow.
09:54All right.
09:55Let's see here.
09:55We got a phone call.
09:56It says Natonia.
09:58Natonia.
09:59You got a question for Meredith?
10:00Yeah.
10:01Okay, Meredith.
10:03Who is the hottest person in Anthony's family to get along with?
10:08Ooh.
10:09Oh, you're going to get her in trouble.
10:12Okay.
10:13Let's hear this.
10:17Everybody gets along pretty well, because here's what happened.
10:21Anthony's mother and father, they started dating.
10:25They got pregnant really fast, like in their 20s, like early 20s.
10:28So, they ended up breaking up a little later after that, and then each one of them found
10:34significant others.
10:35So, Anthony's family is very big.
10:37Let's just say that.
10:37Yeah.
10:38So, yeah, and even the families just still get along today.
10:42Like, we constantly text each other and call each other.
10:45So, there's really no beef.
10:46But who's the hardest?
10:47But I will say, many moons ago, many moons, Anthony's mother got very mad at me when we
10:54first started dating, because...
10:56She ain't want no hussy like you and I haven't.
10:58Probably.
10:59That makes sense.
11:00She smelled your fingers.
11:01I saw you in front of Tiger Woods' house with your shirt off.
11:04She smelled your fingers and was like, yo, she can't be up in this house.
11:09Oh, well, she got mad because I mentioned her on air with a story one time, and she got
11:15livid and, like, was upset, called Anthony.
11:19And this was, you know, I didn't know my future mother-in-law.
11:22And I felt really bad, so I tried to drop off flowers, and she wasn't there.
11:25It was like a big mess.
11:26So, everybody gets along fine, but right when we first started dating, maybe I messed
11:31things up.
11:31She wasn't checking for you.
11:32No, not very much.
11:34Wow.
11:34I hurt her feelings.
11:35So, she's going to get mad again, because you just mentioned her.
11:36I didn't bring a fly.
11:38Yeah, you're going to be in Prague, and you're hooked up with Phil.
11:42Oh, Phil.
11:44Yeah, the neighbor.
11:45That's crazy.
11:47Wow.
11:48Anthony go through a lot.
11:49Yeah, poor Anthony.
11:50We need to give him a break.
11:51You know he hastes.
11:52Yeah, he does.
11:53He only got to go through one every four weeks.
11:55One Monday a month.
11:57Oh, wow.
11:58All right, so you still got your plea.
11:59I'm shocked that you still got it.
12:01Do I have my boomerang?
12:03Yeah.
12:03I mean, yeah.
12:04Okay, cool.
12:04So, I got it.
12:06Don't you have one more?
12:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:08Okay.
12:08Yeah, one more question.
12:09Go ahead.
12:10Okay, this is an easy one.
12:11Meredith, if you could say one thing to each person to get off your chest, what would it be?
12:16In the room or in general?
12:18In the room.
12:20Mark's a douche, but he already knows that.
12:24He's taking a beating today.
12:26I really don't care.
12:27Okay, there you go.
12:28So, Mark doesn't care.
12:30To get off my chest, with Orlando, probably nothing.
12:33We're pretty good.
12:34Honestly, there's no beef there.
12:37Don't look at me like that, Buck.
12:38I'm serious.
12:39Ah, the lies.
12:40The lies.
12:41The only person I dislike in the room right now, genuinely, would be Mark.
12:45So, I don't have beef with anybody else besides Mark.
12:49Yeah.
12:49Because he was intentionally trying to hurt me this weekend, which he admitted to.
12:53So, I don't have beef with anybody.
12:55And I don't have anything to get off my chest.
12:57But I do want to boomerang something, which was Orlando's question.
13:02My question, which was, when you're in front of St. Peter, all your good is on the list.
13:08Yes.
13:08But what are you afraid of that's going to be on the other side?
13:13I have to go first?
13:14Yeah.
13:15Clockwork.
13:16What'd you do?
13:18I mean, I've said it before.
13:19I think the worst thing was, yeah, I went into a church when I was younger with a few of my friends.
13:24And we just caused damage, a little bit of damage.
13:28And I'm not really happy about that at all.
13:30What kind of damage?
13:31Oh, jeez.
13:33I mean, you know, why do I have to go into specifics?
13:35I want to know what type.
13:36What's on the list, man?
13:37What's going to keep you out of heaven?
13:39Man, this is brutal.
13:41I hate thinking about this.
13:43We went in there, we rode our bikes inside the church, and, like, all around the church.
13:49And then we took, like, pop and chips and stuff and just made a mess, destroyed the basement.
13:55Horrible.
13:56Horrible.
13:57I hate it.
13:58So that's mine.
13:59Wow.
14:00Yeah.
14:00Peter's not going to like that.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Wow.
14:04St. Peter's going to be really serious.
14:06I mean, yours is worse than any of hers.
14:08I know.
14:09He's, like, really in the church?
14:10I know.
14:11It was wrong.
14:11I was hanging out with bad kids.
14:13That's why.
14:14Yeah.
14:15What did you do?
14:18Honestly, I don't think mine is that.
14:21Well, I mean, it's more honorable than anything else, because I wasn't a stand-up dude.
14:26Every year, I would host an awards show in New York called The Sin Awards, like, for the last six years.
14:32Yeah.
14:33At least for six years prior to this happening.
14:37And my dad passed in November of 2014.
14:40And the editor of that magazine, who was a mentor and one of the greatest friends I've ever had, was battling cancer.
14:51And he was in remission.
14:54And he was looking forward to me coming.
14:57And he called me.
14:58And I was just, I kind of didn't want to, I just didn't feel like talking.
15:02It was November.
15:03And my dad had just passed.
15:04And I was just like, ugh.
15:05And I knew that he would let me out of it if I asked him to.
15:11But any year before, I would never.
15:13There was no way I would ever not be there for him, because I did a lot for him during that awards show to take a lot of heat off of him.
15:20And it just got quiet on the phone.
15:23And he was like, you're not feeling that argument.
15:24And I was like, in me, I was like saying, you got to battle through.
15:27Just do it.
15:27You do it for him all the time.
15:29Just do it.
15:30And I was like, nah, man, I ain't going to be able to make it.
15:32And he was crushed.
15:33But he let me know.
15:34Other people let me know.
15:36And he passed away.
15:38And that was the last opportunity that he and I could have done the awards together after doing them for six years together.
15:45And he passed.
15:47And I always think that I'm going to have to answer for that.
15:50Because I could have been there for somebody, or I didn't.
15:53You know, so that's like in the back of my head.
15:55Eats away at you.
15:56Yeah.
15:57So I'm going to have to explain that to St. Peter.
15:59He's like, you just lay it on the couch.
16:00You punk.
16:01You punk.
16:02You just relax.
16:03You punk.
16:04I don't even think you need to come in here.
16:06Like, so that's, yeah.
16:07Oh, man.
16:08Yeah.
16:08Mine, I kind of touched on last week on My Plead to Fifth.
16:12We jumped somebody who really didn't deserve it.
16:14I think about it often.
16:15He got hurt pretty bad.
16:17And he turned out, I ended up getting kind of cool with him.
16:22And he was a really, he was a good dude, man.
16:24And he never really even brought it up either.
16:26Like, we talked about it once or twice.
16:28He's scared to bring it up.
16:29He's kind of constantly.
16:31Like, I don't remember you.
16:33I ain't even point you out.
16:36I don't remember that asshole.
16:37Yeah, that's more than anything.
16:39I look back on it.
16:40It was just, it was unnecessary.
16:41And he got, he got roughed up pretty bad.
16:43He's still here in town?
16:44I don't know.
16:46I haven't really kept up with him.
16:47You know, you can come clean and make yourself feel better.
16:49No, we ended up getting cool.
16:51But he means apologizing.
16:52I mean, you should really bring it up and address it.
16:55Say amen.
16:55I will, man.
16:55When you talk to the pastor of that church.
16:57Damn.
16:59But you didn't set yourself up.
17:01Damn.
17:01Orlando and the freak.