Plead The Fifth 8-24-20 Davy
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00:00Dobby. He ready. He ready.
00:03Three questions coming at him from the room.
00:06Three questions coming from the audience.
00:08He gets one pass and one boomerang to spring back on us.
00:12Are you ready? Yeah, we ain't even gonna use the pass today.
00:14We ain't gonna use the pass today.
00:16Alright, here comes Meredith.
00:18I'll regret that.
00:20I don't think you'll need it for this.
00:23I want to know
00:24what is the biggest argument
00:27you've ever got into
00:28with each one of us in the room?
00:31Oh, with each one of you guys?
00:32Yeah, something that kind of bothered you or something that...
00:35That's a good question.
00:37I know what it is for you, 100%.
00:40That was easy.
00:41That's an easy one.
00:42When you wouldn't come to my birthday party.
00:44She wouldn't come to none of you.
00:46Nothing, nothing.
00:48She was just like, I don't.
00:49And that, I want to say, is the only argument,
00:53the only fight that we've had
00:54that's carried over to the next day.
00:57But she came.
00:58That was some smoke, though.
00:59It was.
00:59You had to really get her out there.
01:01I remedied that situation.
01:03Yeah.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Buck, I don't think I've ever had to argue with Buck.
01:07We're good, bro.
01:08We're solid.
01:09Yeah.
01:09You took my money once in FanDuel.
01:11It's been more than once.
01:14Now you're gonna argue.
01:16That's why you keep losing that money,
01:17because you can't count,
01:18because it's been more than once.
01:19Me and O argue from time...
01:21Me and O argue a lot.
01:22I know what to argue with you about, though.
01:26Because I don't argue with you about work stuff,
01:29because that's just asinine.
01:31I argue with you about social issues, I think.
01:34Oh, yeah.
01:35Dabi likes to.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Dabi likes to.
01:37Party and party.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Man, it's been so many.
01:40A good argument that me and O have had.
01:48They come around.
01:51Probably a political thing.
01:53Maybe with the Rona.
01:54Maybe, like, the way to proceed with the Corona.
01:57Anything that Dabi has read up on,
02:00and he's like,
02:01oh, they say it.
02:02I'm like, who says?
02:03Read the reports, bro.
02:05And then he goes from arguing to typing.
02:08When he starts typing,
02:09I'm like, oh, this bitch.
02:11Pulling up the facts.
02:11Once he's on Google, it's about receipts.
02:14I'm like, I ain't got time for this.
02:15I thought we was discussing.
02:16I would say me and O's arguments
02:18have usually stemmed from, like,
02:20almost conspiracy-based things.
02:23They start there.
02:24They start there, and then they shift,
02:26and then it turns into, like,
02:27yo, this is some real stuff, bro.
02:29And I look forward to more of those.
02:32Yeah, you both actually, like,
02:34I sit back, I'm like,
02:34I'm just going to sit back and just like this.
02:36I tap out after a while,
02:37because Dabi likes to go,
02:38and I'm like, yo, like, all right.
02:39And honestly, honestly,
02:40and this goes for both of you guys,
02:42I enjoy it because you guys
02:44don't take it personally.
02:45Most people in my life,
02:46I like to argue,
02:47I like the back and forth,
02:48but most people in my life
02:49will take it personally.
02:51And you guys don't take it personally.
02:53Like, Mark would.
02:54So I would kind of bow out for Mark.
02:57Mark would be mad.
02:58He'd be mad for an afternoon.
02:59Yeah, I don't want to do that to you guys.
03:04That's funny.
03:05All right, Buck, you're next up.
03:07All right, Dabi,
03:07I'm going to test your morals on this one.
03:09Oh, they're bad.
03:09Please.
03:11Let's just say your closest loved one
03:15got murdered in cold blood.
03:17Yeah, cold blood.
03:18Now, the person who did it
03:20went to jail
03:21and now they're out on bail.
03:23You have the option
03:24to get your revenge,
03:26whatever that is,
03:26but it's going to cost you
03:2810 years in jail.
03:29Do you get your revenge
03:31or do you let the justice system
03:34do its thing?
03:35Well, I think there's a lot of variables
03:38in here.
03:39What my best friend that got killed did
03:42holds a lot of weight.
03:44You know, just because
03:45just because you're my best friend
03:47or a great friend of mine,
03:48you can still be in the wrong.
03:49Not justifying your murder,
03:52but I think that plays heavy into it.
03:56Also, you went to prison.
03:59How long did you go?
04:00You know, I guess this is a morality thing,
04:02but like personally,
04:03did I feel like you got a slap on the wrist?
04:05Then maybe I would feel the urge
04:09to take matters into my own hands.
04:11Maybe I feel like you,
04:12you know, maybe I feel like
04:15you paid your debt and...
04:17I don't really understand the answer.
04:18I really don't understand
04:20what you're asking him
04:20because I'm like,
04:21you are not about to admit
04:23that you're going to commit a murder.
04:25I have to just throw the flag
04:27on the player right here.
04:29I never stopped.
04:30I was sitting there,
04:31I was like,
04:32I was getting ready to drop it.
04:33Isn't too late to dump everything?
04:35This fool is about to just like,
04:37all right,
04:37well, it depends on if I got to kill him.
04:40What?
04:40This is why they don't let me talk all the time.
04:43I'm like, okay.
04:45Are we plotting a murder?
04:48No, no.
04:49I think it's...
04:50Dolly, don't you kill nobody?
04:50It just depends.
04:52It does not depend.
04:53It just depends.
04:55He said my closest lover.
04:56I plead the fifth.
04:58I plead the fifth.
05:00Five.
05:01One, two, three, four.
05:02You did it for me?
05:03After, after, after further consideration,
05:06Davi has decided to plead the fifth.
05:10The judge just overread my question.
05:12First time ever planning murder.
05:14So do I still have a plea?
05:15I don't think so.
05:16That was it.
05:17I think that's it.
05:19Wow.
05:19You're welcome, by the way.
05:21So I'll stop there.
05:21I'm going to give you two.
05:23Steve really has your back over Lando.
05:25I mean, come on.
05:26Like, I'm like,
05:27there's officers listening.
05:28Davi's talking.
05:29Let him finish.
05:30All right, Davi, you are now dubbed as the Wizard of Oz for hip-hop.
05:38Okay.
05:38You have a wand.
05:39All right.
05:40You're like, ooh, what do we do?
05:41Okay.
05:42And you can wave this wand to do great things in hip-hop.
05:46You can elevate somebody to give them more pub.
05:50Okay.
05:51But you can also wave your wand and disappear them from the hip-hop game.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:56Who would you wave your wand and give bigger shine in hip-hop?
06:02Good question.
06:03One person?
06:04Or, and, I should say, who would you eliminate?
06:08Okay.
06:08And, you know, and why?
06:09Pick one.
06:10I would wave my wand to help my homie Tom G.
06:16Tom G.
06:16Because he's been putting in work.
06:18He's been consistent.
06:20And he's dope.
06:21And he's a good person.
06:21He's a good guy.
06:22He used to be my neighbor.
06:23He would come over.
06:23We would hang out.
06:24I would elevate Tom G.
06:26Tom G.
06:27Because he deserves it.
06:28And it would be such a huge look for the city.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Yeah.
06:31I would get rid of Tekashi ASAP.
06:34I'm so tired of hearing about him.
06:36I'm so tired of talking about him.
06:38Every time I walk into my tattoo shop, people are, it's just like the biggest, just, everybody
06:43just wants to talk about this guy.
06:45And I'm tired of talking about it.
06:46So, I'd get rid of Tekashi.
06:48And I'd elevate Tom G.
06:49Okay.
06:49It is the freak show.
06:50Plead the fifth action is happening right now.
06:53Now, Davi is waiting for his three questions to come from the audience.
06:58There's a lot of questions that are coming in right now.
07:00Yeah.
07:02They're not murderous, are they?
07:03Nah.
07:04Yeah.
07:04Nobody's asking you to commit a crime.
07:06You know, Buck still got that one.
07:09Let's see.
07:10Meredith, you want to pick one of these first?
07:12Yes.
07:13Davi, if you had to be stuck with someone in this world and it had to be one of your coworkers,
07:19would you rather be Orlando or Meredith?
07:23Stuck.
07:24And why?
07:24Stuck.
07:25Stuck with someone in this world.
07:26I guess, like, forever.
07:28What do you mean?
07:28Like, stuck, like, on an island or something?
07:30Maybe.
07:30We'll go with that.
07:31Just out of YouTube?
07:32This is, yes.
07:33And that's all the text says.
07:34Oh, I'd get stuck with you, Meredith.
07:36Oh.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Why would he want to be stuck with me?
07:38Yeah.
07:38That was an easy one.
07:39That didn't even make sense.
07:41Y'all just be arguing the whole time.
07:43Who's getting the coconut?
07:44Who's like...
07:45You can have a coconut, Meredith.
07:47Oh, thank you.
07:48We co-exist well.
07:50Are you offended?
07:52He's mad.
07:53I'm not offended.
07:54I'm just like, I mean, of course he wouldn't.
07:56You wouldn't see me walk around in a loincloth.
07:59No.
07:59Like, we stuck somewhere.
08:01All right.
08:02Let's see here.
08:03All right.
08:04Davi.
08:05Yes.
08:06You mentioned you're a big believer in giving people second chances.
08:11Yes.
08:12If your girl cheated on you, would you give her a second chance?
08:17Nah.
08:18Nah, son.
08:18You don't want to think about it?
08:20Nah, I don't know what to think about.
08:23Wow.
08:23We didn't find out why.
08:25I mean, that don't matter.
08:26How it happened.
08:27That's beside the point as well.
08:28She might have been drunk.
08:29Yeah, that's fine.
08:30She drunk a lot.
08:31Wasn't in her mind.
08:34Nah.
08:36Nah, I wouldn't.
08:37Nah.
08:38There's no coming back from that for me.
08:41It would just be something that I wouldn't be able to get out of my head.
08:45And then, like, once that trust is broken, it's probably not going to come back.
08:49It wouldn't be the same.
08:50So, I would just let it go.
08:51Nah.
08:52Let it go.
08:52Yay.
08:53There they go.
08:53Yeah.
08:54There they go.
08:54I got one for you.
08:56Okay.
08:56All right.
08:57This is the third one.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Yeah.
08:58Make it good.
08:59Okay.
08:59Davi, Orlando has a radio gig coming up where he'll make $10,000.
09:05I do?
09:05If you go on this gig with him, the money's going to be split between the two of you evenly.
09:10But the catch is, your girl already has a dinner planned with you, and it's your anniversary.
09:16And there's no way to reschedule this because both of you are busy.
09:19So, do you go for the money, or do you go with your girl?
09:22I would tell you this unequivocally, 1,000%, that if I didn't go to the gig, my girl would
09:29be so mad at me.
09:30We could do the dinner, the anniversary thing, another day.
09:35I get it.
09:35You can't reschedule on that day.
09:38But the bag is more important.
09:40Secure the bag.
09:41The rest will follow.
09:43The bag.
09:43I will co-sign that because Davi has missed things where it's like, Davi's like, we celebrate.
09:48I'm like, what'd you celebrate?
09:49Uh, our anniversary.
09:50Wasn't that like three weeks ago?
09:52Yeah, yeah.
09:52We put it off until now.
09:53And I'm like, boy!
09:56What?
09:56Yeah.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:58A hundred percent.
09:59She would look at me like a dummy.
10:00Like, she would be like, this is not the guy that I want to be with.
10:03But if you, what was it, five grand a piece?
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah, we getting that bag, baby.
10:08For sure.
10:09Take me on vacation.
10:10She would not even be a little bit upset.
10:12If Davi showed up with her and said, babe, it's all about you and I ain't want to miss
10:17our night.
10:19She'd be like, what?
10:20What the hell?
10:21Who are you?
10:22Are you crazy?
10:23Yeah.
10:23All right.
10:24You have, so you answered all of those.
10:25You have a boomerang.
10:26I have a boomerang.
10:27Don't ask us the murder question.
10:29Not the murder.
10:29Dad, I don't think we would need to be committing the murder on a Monday.
10:32It was hypothetical.
10:36What was your first one, Meredith?
10:38The biggest argument that we've ever gotten.
10:40That's a good one.
10:41Okay.
10:42The biggest argument that you guys have gotten in the room.
10:45Well, the biggest argument we've gotten into, in my opinion, is when you said that if you
10:51found out that Anthony was cheating on me, yeah, that you wouldn't tell me.
10:57But if I was cheating on Anthony, you would probably tell him just because of the guy code.
11:01Even though I work with you every single day for like eight years now.
11:05You see Anthony once a year.
11:07And just because I don't have things hanging between my legs, you're just going to take
11:10his side of the city of mine.
11:11Anyway, so, but.
11:12You were big mad.
11:13You were big mad about that.
11:14She was big.
11:14She's still mad.
11:15I might still be upset about that.
11:18Wow.
11:18Did I, is that what I said?
11:20Did I say I would tell, did I say I would tell him?
11:23I pulled tape.
11:23No, you said.
11:24I said I wouldn't tell.
11:25You said you would not tell.
11:26Tell her.
11:27Her.
11:28But I wouldn't tell on you.
11:29Right.
11:30Just to clear that up.
11:30Yeah, you wouldn't tell on her, but you also wouldn't, you wouldn't tell on Anthony.
11:35Right, right.
11:35You said you wouldn't break man code and tell her.
11:37So you just wouldn't tell me.
11:38You can't be mad at me for not telling me.
11:39So you walked in on Anthony having sex with somebody else, and you're still not going
11:43to tell me.
11:43I didn't see anything.
11:44See, that's.
11:45That's a hard one right now.
11:46That's why we got beef.
11:47That's a hard one right now.
11:48Anyway, but.
11:51No, we're good.
11:52Well, I don't, you know, we argue about the angles with the videos, but that's nothing you
11:57can really help.
11:57And then Orlando, you and I, let's see here.
12:03I'm racking my brain.
12:04We really don't argue.
12:06That's what I'm saying.
12:07I'm trying to think of something.
12:07We really, really, really don't argue.
12:10Like, we have not argued.
12:12I don't, I don't, I don't.
12:14Maybe come back to me on that.
12:16I don't, I don't have anything.
12:17I really don't.
12:18I'm trying to think, like, Buck, I haven't argued with Buck.
12:21I mean, unless, I mean, it hasn't been really arguments, though.
12:25I mean, after the show, you're going to argue with him about the murder.
12:27I'm going to have a discussion about asking murder questions.
12:33That's going to be part of it.
12:36Davi, as far as, like, like, really getting an argument, like, we argue all the time, but
12:42there's more debates, because that fuels his heart.
12:44He loves it.
12:45Like, honestly, he loves to just, if Davi hears something on the news, he can't wait until
12:51I get in here, and he's like, so what?
12:54And I'm like, God, here we go.
12:56It's before 7 o'clock.
12:58It keeps me sharp.
13:00Yeah.
13:00But, I mean, there's been nothing that's real.
13:03I don't have anything, like, a big argument.
13:05I think maybe it was, like, when we were, like, being, okay, there was one time when we were
13:18doing, like, a hurricane broadcast or something.
13:21Like, everybody was like, yo, we working through.
13:23We going to do this up.
13:24And, you know, and Davi was like, I ain't coming.
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:29And he was like, they say it ain't safe out there.
13:32And we were like, no, dude, we all coming in.
13:35We going to do it from here.
13:36And he's like, nah, man, they say it ain't safe.
13:39And I was like, who's they?
13:41And he's like, the people on TV.
13:43Y'all crazy.
13:44I'm not coming.
13:45And we were in here, like, knowing Davi was going to show up because everybody was here.
13:49Yes.
13:50Everything's gone.
13:51It wasn't safe.
13:52Everything's gone.
13:53The funny thing is, is that you lived, like, five minutes away from where Orlando lives.
13:57Oh, yeah.
13:58He was like, I'm not driving all that way.
13:59I'm like, I drove all that way.
14:01And, like, we could have carpooled.
14:03He's like, nah, they say it.
14:04It was like, right in the wind.
14:05And he had no, gave no Fs about not coming in.
14:09Work was optional that day.
14:11I was like, are you crazy?
14:13He's like, yeah.
14:14That was the only one where I was like, really?
14:17Come on.
14:18But that's all I got.
14:19I don't know.
14:20I don't know any other argument arguments that we had.
14:24That's probably because he would tell you if somebody was cheating on you.
14:27And not me.
14:28That's probably why.
14:29You got that bro code going on.
14:30I just wouldn't tell.
14:31I'm just not a telltale.
14:33So, if you saw me getting cheated on.
14:37Wait, this is.
14:38I plead defense over.
14:39I'm just trying to make sure I'm clear.
14:43If you saw me getting cheated on.
14:46Like, would you tell me?
14:48I can give you the heads up.
14:48Okay, that's what I thought.
14:49What the hell is going on here?
14:51I just wanted to make sure he said that to make you upset.
14:54You're so wrong right now.
14:58It's the thang thang.
14:59It's the thang thang.
15:00Just because I don't got a thang.
15:01Thang thang.
15:02One day you might figure out the bro code.
15:04But you're not in it.
15:06I believe the fifth is a win.