Plead The Fifth 7-13-20 Davy
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Oh, Davi's bopping his way to the stand, fresh inked up.
00:08Meredith is back in the building.
00:10Yes.
00:11But Nasty is in here, too, all masked up, looking like Splinter.
00:16Videotaping this thing.
00:17All right, so let's see here.
00:19We got questions for Davi.
00:22He gets three.
00:23He also gets one pass, and he gets one boomerang.
00:26He gets three from the room and three from out there.
00:29I totally was not expecting this today.
00:32I thought just off of being gone for so long,
00:34we were just going to turn the tables to Meredith.
00:37Nah.
00:37So now I'm a little uncomfortable.
00:39We go in order.
00:39Yeah, we go in order.
00:40I mean, I did last time.
00:42Now it's your time.
00:43All right, so let's see.
00:46And Meredith has the first question.
00:47I was maybe thinking about asking you a baby question
00:50since you've been watching the whole process.
00:52You've been asking me stuff behind the scenes,
00:54but I'm going to flip in and do something else.
00:56Okay.
00:57This is a question I've been thinking about
00:58while I was on my maternity leave.
01:00Davi, out of all the holes on your body,
01:04what is your favorite?
01:06Wow.
01:08My favorite?
01:09I would say my mouth.
01:14I would say my mouth.
01:15My mouth does a lot.
01:16I didn't know what he was going to say.
01:18But I'm like, the fact that he had an answer real fast,
01:21I'm like, oh, this is going to go left.
01:22If Orlando had pearls on, they would have busted.
01:27Yeah, I would say my mouth because, you know,
01:30what that mouth do.
01:31It do a lot.
01:32It do a lot.
01:33I talk for a living.
01:36You know, my girl likes it.
01:38Your girl likes your mouth?
01:40Yeah.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Okay.
01:43I heard about that mouth in the streets.
01:45What does your mouth do?
01:46That mouth keep you right.
01:47That's not something you want them to know
01:51if you ever go to prison.
01:53I was listening to his radio show
01:55and he say his mouth is a mother.
01:59Wow.
01:59All right.
02:00Buck.
02:01All right.
02:01So the NBA season is about to kick off.
02:04Yes, it is.
02:05And Adam Silver has announced.
02:07Let me just lower this.
02:08Adam Silver has announced that he's letting the players
02:11put whatever they want on the back of their jerseys.
02:14Kyle Corver has said he's going to put Black Lives Matter
02:16on the back of his.
02:18What would you put if you were going into the NBA
02:21and you had the chance to put a name on the back of your jersey?
02:24Wow.
02:25Buck.
02:27It would have to be something woke.
02:30Would it though?
02:31Yeah.
02:32You kind of have to.
02:33So it has to be a woke thing?
02:35I think so.
02:36Or it's just like what you would put on the back of your jersey?
02:37Because you'd be squandering an opportunity.
02:39I mean, honestly, I still think it's outlandish
02:43that the people that killed Breonna Taylor
02:46are still walking around free.
02:48So it would probably be something, you know,
02:51to give justice to her.
02:53Yeah.
02:53Breonna or something on it.
02:55Yeah.
02:56That or Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
02:59It's hard to pick one.
03:02Jeffrey ain't do it.
03:03Jeffrey ain't do it.
03:05Jeffrey ain't do it.
03:06All right.
03:06Let's see here.
03:07I got a question for you.
03:09I kind of get, I've known you a long time,
03:12and I get an August Alcina vibe.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15Oh, man.
03:16You know, and it just hit me this morning.
03:18I was like, you know, like,
03:19like somebody who's been through it,
03:22and he's like, you know, like,
03:23because ladies like August.
03:24They're like, whoo, he got the thing.
03:26Like, if Doddy was an R&B singer,
03:28I'd see him being an August Alcina.
03:30And so because of that commonality,
03:32I have a question.
03:33Have you ever smashed a homie's mom or sister?
03:43Or have you had the opportunity?
03:46Man.
03:47Definitely, definitely not a mom.
03:51I don't think I've smashed a sister.
03:55Take that.
03:56Wait a minute.
04:03How did you just remember it?
04:04Well, because he became my homie after.
04:09Like, through her.
04:10Through her, I became friends with her brother.
04:12He knew you smashed.
04:13Yeah, yeah.
04:14He knew I, from smashing,
04:16I subsequently became friends with the brother.
04:20So not just your mouth.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Like, you got a friend saber.
04:24Yeah, but I wouldn't do that to one of my boys.
04:28If I, you know what I'm saying?
04:29If I knew you first,
04:30I wouldn't try to, like, plot on your sister.
04:31But I could be friends with you
04:33after hooking up with your sister.
04:35But definitely no mom.
04:35Are you still friends?
04:37Um, no.
04:38We're not friends.
04:39Okay.
04:40All right.
04:40It wasn't that good.
04:42All right.
04:43So, uh, Plead the Fifth Second Edition
04:45comes at you with the listener questions.
04:49His socials are shut down.
04:51If you got a question for Davi, feel free.
04:54Uh, he has one pass and he has his boomerang.
04:57We already went through, uh,
04:59what his favorite hole is.
05:01You're welcome.
05:01Which is his mouth.
05:03What he would put on the back of his NBA jersey.
05:07Jeffrey Epstein didn't suicide himself.
05:09And also, uh, Breonna Taylor.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Uh, and, uh, has he ever smashed a homie's mom
05:17or August Alcina with a homie's sister?
05:20And he did.
05:22It took a second to remember.
05:23The sister.
05:23Yeah, he did.
05:24Yeah.
05:25All right.
05:25So, uh, now you got questions coming from the audience.
05:28This is the worst part.
05:30Yeah.
05:30Because, you know, people out there listening.
05:31And you guys are talking amongst yourselves.
05:33Ooh, ask him that.
05:34Ha ha ha ha.
05:35I'm gonna do it right there.
05:36We're setting you up.
05:37Uh, I got one for you.
05:39Let's see here.
05:39For Davi, looking back on your past, what is something Lil Davito would even, young adult
05:46Davi, did that today's Davi would be so mad or embarrassed that he did, he would deserve
05:53a whooping?
05:54Oh, man.
05:55Oh, man.
05:56Who would you whoop Lil Davito?
05:58What's up, he did?
05:58Looking back, I, I've, and I've told this before, but, um, I have never disappointed my parents
06:04more than when I failed P.E.
06:08In high school, the look on my father's face is just etched into my memory.
06:14I'll never forget how mad he was at me for failing Sandbox.
06:19Just because I wanted to skip and not dress out.
06:22Yeah, he failed Sandbox.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Because I wanted to be grown.
06:25He was too cool.
06:26I wanted to leave school and I had my own car and I just wanted to bounce and, and skip.
06:31And it was so stupid looking back on it because I hated school more than anybody, but I stayed
06:36there for summer school and night school and Saturday school.
06:39I did more school than somebody getting like a doctorate.
06:42Damn.
06:43All because of that.
06:45That's silly.
06:46All right.
06:47That was dumb.
06:47Let's see here.
06:49Buck has one.
06:50Buck, you got one?
06:51I got, I got one.
06:51Uh, so Davi, uh, text just came in.
06:55Who was the better replacement for Meredith?
06:57Oh, man.
07:00Wait, what?
07:00Hey, somebody else asked a question about that too and said, which one would you, what
07:03were you looking at saying you could get it?
07:05Oh, like she, oh, she could get it.
07:07Two-parter.
07:08Yeah, so it's a two-parter.
07:08So who was best at replacing Meredith and which one of them did you look at and say she
07:15could get it?
07:16Okay.
07:16Even though, even though I'm, I am going to plead the fifth.
07:20I am, I am going to tap out.
07:23So you can go ahead and get that ready.
07:25Yeah, you ain't tap out yet, though.
07:27No, no, I am.
07:28I'm tapping out.
07:29But I just want to, I just want to throw this out there.
07:32I just want to throw this.
07:33How you going to throw somebody out there?
07:34I just want to answer just the little, the little Vegas part.
07:38Who I think did the best and who could get it, it's opposite.
07:42They're not, they're not the same.
07:43They were listening to questions.
07:45They were both about rock and rock music.
07:49I'll do you the fifth.
07:50I'll do you the fifth, five, one, two, three, four, five.
07:56I'm not going to answer that one.
07:58No, I'm not going to answer that one.
08:00You know what?
08:01I definitely anticipated that question coming around at some point.
08:06I know the answer off the top of my head.
08:08I just ain't going to say it out loud.
08:12Oh, my gosh.
08:13So you do have an answer.
08:14Yeah, absolutely.
08:15Oh, my goodness.
08:17All right.
08:17Okay.
08:19They both did great, by the way.
08:20Yeah, whatever.
08:22Ain't nobody listening to you now.
08:25Ain't nobody listening to you now.
08:26No one believes you.
08:28Okay, Davi, out of the 941, you have a third question.
08:31It says, if Joanna and your mom were on a sinking boat.
08:35Oh, God.
08:36Stop it.
08:37And you can only save one of them because of time, leaving one to perish.
08:45Oh, God.
08:46I should have answered that.
08:49Now you have to.
08:51This one wasn't even my choice until you already used your plea.
08:54And I'm like, oh.
08:55So if Joanna and your mom were on a sinking boat and you only had time to save one of
09:00them, leaving the other one to perish, who would you save?
09:04I'd save my mom.
09:06There's no deeper, greater bond that I have in this whole world than the one that I have
09:10with my mom.
09:11I'm proud.
09:11I could put anybody over her.
09:13There you go.
09:14There you go.
09:15I'm feeling what's happening.
09:16There you go.
09:17There you go.
09:18I got to give it a love.
09:19As somebody that's been a girlfriend many times before, that hurts a little bit.
09:24You love me?
09:25Not like my mama.
09:27Woo-wee.
09:29All right.
09:30Damn.
09:30All right.
09:31Well, yeah.
09:31You knocked them all out.
09:32Yeah.
09:32And you used your plea.
09:33You got a boomerang.
09:34I'm tired.
09:36And a little sweaty.
09:37I can see.
09:38It's sweaty.
09:39It's very hot in here.
09:41Man.
09:42All right.
09:42Oh, the boomerang.
09:43Yeah.
09:45I should have answered.
09:48You really should have.
09:49Yeah.
09:50All right.
09:53I'll ask y'all about y'all mama.
09:55Oh.
09:55I want to know about your significant other versus your mother.
09:59What you going to do?
10:02I'm going to save my husband.
10:08Because he has two little babies.
10:11And yeah, that's it.
10:14I love my mom, but she's lived a beautiful life.
10:19Your mama is your mama.
10:22I know, but my husband has two little small children that he needs to raise.
10:27Buck.
10:28Ugh.
10:30Buck, you got to go home to this woman.
10:33I already feel my phone vibrating in my pocket.
10:35I don't know.
10:38See, my mom has lived a full life.
10:41Yeah, that's usually how mamas do it.
10:42His mama lived a full life, and she still ain't going to get wet.
10:45But he's not married, and there's no children.
10:48I have small boy, wife, so I'm going to go with wifey.
10:54And I'm not happy about it.
10:58I'm sweating for you, my friend.
11:01Wow.
11:02Okay.
11:03I'm going to be safe when I get home tonight.
11:04Honestly, I, you know, I would, I would, I would save my mother.
11:12I would save my mother.
11:13Like, I mean, and it's just because, like, I mean, that's your mom.
11:17Like, you know, like, I mean, in my case, Jen, I got divorced from Jen.
11:22Like, you know, like, we was on the opposite side of court tables and stuff.
11:26You know what I'm saying?
11:27Like, you know, I mean, that's my, but the children's mother and everything else.
11:33And I got a lot of love for her and stuff like that.
11:36I would, I would try my, I'm a trained lifeguard by trade.
11:40You'd save a boat.
11:41So I would try my best to Aquaman, both of them, knowing that if she went out, if I've saved my mother, because my mother's more fragile.
11:49Right.
11:49And Jen, you know, is, is pretty good at, like, you know, breathing underwater.
11:56The wiggling he's trying to do to get out of it.
11:58So I know, I know, so I know that if I can get to her before she takes too many breaths, I could bring her up and then resuscitate her with CPR.
12:06Yeah.
12:07So I can definitely get her.
12:08That wasn't the question.
12:09Yeah.
12:09That's not it.
12:10I can do it.
12:10I'm on an Aquaman type thing right here.
12:12Jen's cussing you out right now listening to this in the car.
12:14No, she ain't.
12:15She ain't up.
12:17She's sleeping.
12:18She ain't in this.
12:19All right.
12:20So, yeah, my mama would have to be the one.
12:21All right.
12:22All right.
12:22Love your mama.
12:23We're split.
12:24We're divided in here.
12:25Yeah, everybody's divided in here.
12:26But I got to tell you one thing.
12:28Those of us who picked our mama, we're going to hell.
12:31I don't know about the other y'all.
12:33Orlando in the freak.