Plead the fifth 9-9-19 Mark (CLEAN)
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Well, there's a guy by the name of Miller Lite Mike.
00:07Hey, I know that guy.
00:09He is known in them streets.
00:11And he is ready to go under the microscope.
00:14It's them screech, homie.
00:15It's them screech, homie.
00:17Screech, homie.
00:17Screech, nervous.
00:18How you feeling?
00:19I'm good.
00:19I'm ready.
00:20Plead the fifth action is upon us.
00:22You get three questions from us, three from the listeners,
00:26and you only get one pass.
00:27Is his text down?
00:28Just making sure.
00:29Yeah, lock it down over there.
00:31Don't be cheap.
00:32It's a good question.
00:33I have nothing up.
00:33Look, see?
00:34You know how Mike is.
00:34I know.
00:35You know how he is.
00:36Mark is trustworthy.
00:37Mike is worth it down.
00:39All right, so I'm first.
00:41Yeah.
00:42Hmm.
00:44My question for you is, all right, we know you well,
00:48and we know all of the different, you know,
00:50we see behind the curtain with you.
00:52And I've noticed that I just feel like you are yearning for love.
01:06I feel like.
01:08Lover, lover.
01:09This is my feeling.
01:10I feel like you're yearning for love.
01:12So I'm going to ask you this.
01:16Does Miller Lite Mike, a.k.a.
01:18Mark, sabotage relationships when they get too close?
01:26That's a really good question.
01:27I wish I could refer to Mike right now.
01:33Mark doesn't really want to answer this question.
01:37You have some in your office?
01:39If you were sipping a beer, what would Mark say?
01:42Yeah, I think I probably do subconsciously sabotage relationships.
01:48For sure.
01:49It's not necessarily Miller Lite Mike.
01:51In general, I think I do.
01:53Why?
01:53Truth be told, I think I'm just meant to be kind of like a Rolling Stone,
02:00like just whatever.
02:02Go through life.
02:04Papa was a Rolling Stone.
02:07I have a good time doing what I do right now.
02:10I enjoy it.
02:12I like the freedom.
02:13So, yeah, there probably is a part of me that does throw relationships into the trash.
02:19So you get in and then you get nervous and pull out.
02:21Right.
02:22However, I will tell you this, that clearly, like, the one or whatever, you know, they say
02:28there's always somebody.
02:30There hasn't been someone who contained me yet.
02:33So when the right one comes along that contained me, then I'll probably chill out.
02:38But she's got to be the right one.
02:40I mean, she's going to have to be like a circus trainer.
02:44Yeah, a circus trainer, a therapist all in one.
02:48That's going to be the greatest showman on earth.
02:49All right, okay.
02:50All right, I'll be your next.
02:51All right, Mark, more of a lifestyle question for you, bro.
02:55If you were forced, I should say, to stop either drinking or smoking, including vaping,
03:03for the rest of the year, which one would be harder for you to kick?
03:08The vaping or the smoking.
03:10More than the drinking?
03:11Yeah, for sure.
03:12Like, Miller Lite, I could not drink again.
03:14Because it's like water.
03:16Yeah, it's no big deal.
03:17It just, the hardest part for me would be, because I'd still want to go out and be social.
03:21So yeah, that would be like a little difficult that I'd get used to drinking water or whatever.
03:25But yeah, the nicotine, oh, that's got like a death grip on me.
03:29I know, because we've told you this is death.
03:32And you're still doing it.
03:32For sure.
03:32And yeah, I mean, you know, that's what my dad passed away from, too.
03:36But eventually, I will quit.
03:38I just, it'll happen.
03:39Even with them talking about how vaping is so dangerous, you still ain't backing up off
03:42of it.
03:43Like...
03:43I am a little bit.
03:44I'm like hitting it less and less and less.
03:46She's still doing it.
03:47Yeah, I mean, I'm still doing it, but you know, less and less and less.
03:50You're lying right now.
03:52He's such a liar.
03:52I don't lie.
03:53I don't lie on pleated fidders.
03:54Yeah, pleated fidders is all honest poo.
03:56All right, let's see here.
03:57You're next.
03:59Mark, we all know you're not a huge fan of the latex in the bedroom.
04:05Oh, man.
04:05Wow.
04:07Listen, I stayed away from that.
04:08You've said it on air.
04:10You've talked about it many times, not just once.
04:12You know, if you're with somebody, you know, that you're doing it quite often.
04:16All right, go to the question.
04:18He's already defending.
04:19I really am.
04:21Okay, when is the last time you accidentally got someone pregnant?
04:26Uh-oh.
04:27How long ago, and did you know the person well?
04:30Plead the fifth.
04:32Brian would even ask.
04:34I plead the fifth.
04:35Yo.
04:36Plead the fifth.
04:38Five.
04:39One, two, three, four, five.
04:41Man.
04:42Yeah.
04:42Man.
04:43Man, had to pull that out the back pocket right there.
04:45You just, you wouldn't marry him.
04:47Mark is wide open now, ladies.
04:49Guys, he has to answer honestly now.
04:51Wow, okay.
04:53Wow.
04:53888-429-0941.
04:56I wanted to know.
04:57Mm.
04:57Everybody gets a scare every now and then.
04:59Mm.
04:59Mm.
05:00Mm.
05:01Hey, man, just remember which one of y'all are.
05:02No, for real.
05:03Yeah, for real.
05:06Man, we diving in right here.
05:07We got Marcus, and he has no plea, and he is so nervous that he tried to cheat.
05:14Mm.
05:14You was in the room.
05:16He tried to look on the text.
05:17Yeah.
05:17What?
05:18Yeah.
05:18Yeah, because you know how Buck get with Meredith, and they're like, ooh, look at this question.
05:21Yeah, look at this.
05:22Look at this.
05:22He started trying to like, yo, he look, I've never seen you this nerve.
05:26Mm.
05:27I'm shook.
05:27Wow.
05:28Yeah, I'm shook, too, after that Meredith question.
05:30All right, let's see here.
05:31Uh, 888-429-0941, uh, let's go to the phone first.
05:36Let's see.
05:37Uh, Kassim is on the phone.
05:38You got a question for Mark.
05:40You got the floor.
05:42Hey, when was the last time you ate some groceries?
05:49Just jump right into it.
05:50I love our listeners.
05:52Thank you, Kassim.
05:53All right, let's see here.
05:54When was the last time?
05:56And why does a dude want to know that, Kassim?
05:59Why do you want to know?
06:01Don't, don't hate on him.
06:02Hey, hey, hey, answer the question.
06:04Yeah.
06:04You have to answer the question.
06:07When was the last time you ate some groceries?
06:09Last night.
06:10Yeah.
06:11When was the last time you ate some groceries?
06:12No, I'm on a dry spell right now, to be honest with you.
06:15Um.
06:16Some groceries.
06:17I'll, I'll tell you it was within the last.
06:19Some groceries.
06:19Within the last couple months.
06:20You didn't know the difference, right?
06:21I do, yeah.
06:22No, I'm just saying dry spell in general.
06:23So within two months?
06:24Within the last couple months.
06:25Within a month?
06:26I don't know.
06:26Really?
06:27A couple months, yeah.
06:27You don't remember when you do that?
06:29I mean, yeah, yeah.
06:30It happens that much?
06:31You just be out there eating girls?
06:32A couple months, girl.
06:35Do you remember the person?
06:38Yeah.
06:39Oh, okay.
06:41Mm.
06:42All right.
06:42That beard is funky.
06:44All right.
06:45Okay.
06:45All right.
06:46I got one.
06:46All right.
06:47Let's see.
06:47We got another word.
06:48All right.
06:49Let's see here.
06:49Wow.
06:50I got one.
06:51This is from the text line.
06:52Buck picked this one.
06:53I have a question for Mark.
06:54How many hookups did you have while you were on vacation?
06:58None.
06:59I'm dry right now.
07:00Yeah.
07:01I'm in a bad spot.
07:03Dang.
07:04I'm hurting.
07:05We're backed up.
07:08We're backed up.
07:11You know, I'm not like you guys all in relationships.
07:14Just get it whenever I want.
07:16Listen.
07:16Listen.
07:16That's because you keep sabotaging stuff.
07:18I know.
07:18I know.
07:19All right.
07:19Let's see here.
07:19Amanda's online.
07:20You got a question for Mark.
07:21The floor is yours.
07:22Well, I want to know, uh, Mark, do you have baby fever?
07:28Well, because I'm seeing you post a lot on IG about Meredith's baby and it's making me
07:37think, like, I don't know if one of those girls you're going out with, like, I mean, I'm going
07:43out, like, let's use that term lightly.
07:45But if one of those girls you're going out with, like, says, you have a baby with me?
07:51Are you going to be cool with that?
07:53Oh.
07:54Oh.
07:55Um, no, I mean, I wouldn't just be cool with any random chick.
07:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:00She's saying any of these girls that you're seeing.
08:03Oh, that I'm seeing.
08:04I mean, I'm not seeing anybody now.
08:06So, I'm, I'm like 1,000% single.
08:09Um, so to answer that part, no.
08:11Do I have baby fever?
08:13Not really.
08:15I honestly just really appreciate, like, watching Aubrey grow up Meredith's daughter because.
08:21I ain't buying it.
08:22It's like family.
08:23You have baby fever.
08:24Not really.
08:24You might not know what baby fever is.
08:26Because here.
08:26Kind of like you ain't know what groceries are.
08:29No, I definitely know what they are.
08:31But, um, I, you know, having a kid, obviously it's a huge deal.
08:38And, um, I would really like to have a kid, like, that would come out at, like, two or
08:44three years old.
08:45So, I don't have to go through the whole potty training and this and that.
08:48That's her age.
08:49Right.
08:49Exactly.
08:50He's ready now.
08:51Yeah, I'll take Aubrey now because she can, like, walk, talk, eat, all that.
08:54Um, but, you know, it, would I like to have a kid, I guess, down the road?
08:58For sure.
08:59Absolutely.
09:00Meredith has convinced me of that.
09:02Wow.
09:03I think you're wrong.
09:06I think you wouldn't have a baby.
09:08Nah.
09:09You are so into it, though.
09:10Like, giddy, where it's like, yo, it's almost, it would be creepy if we didn't know you.
09:14No, because it's, like, really cool, though.
09:16Like, we've seen Aubrey from day one.
09:19I know.
09:19And I've never been around.
09:20I got two of them.
09:20Yeah, you do.
09:21Right.
09:21So, to you, it's old news.
09:23But, Davi, I'm sure you can agree with me a little bit here.
09:25Like, it's pretty fascinating to watch this little person just grow up.
09:29And you've seen her go through everything.
09:31Do you not agree?
09:32How amazing is it, Davi?
09:33I mean, it's fascinating, for sure.
09:35Yeah.
09:35It doesn't make me want to have kids at all.
09:38I see all that spaghetti.
09:40Right?
09:42All right.
09:42All right.
09:43Well, let's see here.
09:44Like, I guess that's a wrap.
09:45Yeah, no, I'm going to boomerang something for you.
09:47Oh, really?
09:48I want to know, when's the last time y'all had some groceries?
09:54Where we at, guys?
09:56Oh, my God.
09:58I'll tell you, I ain't ate groceries in a while.
10:00Like, how long?
10:01That's why I'm dying.
10:02I mean, how long?
10:02I mean, you see.
10:04What, that's not keto?
10:05Yeah.
10:07Groceries is so not keto.
10:09So, um, uh, uh.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I don't know.
10:14It's probably been, like, uh, probably, like, uh, um, like, a month.
10:20Oh.
10:20Well, that's what I was going to say.
10:22Like, wow.
10:23Oh, man.
10:24Okay.
10:25I don't know.
10:25Okay, I'm going to get my phone to ring.
10:29Davi?
10:30I, honest to God, have never eaten groceries ever in my life.
10:33Not one time, I promise.
10:35I swear.
10:36There's a buffet there, Davi.
10:37I'm sure all-you-can-eat buffet.
10:39I just have never eaten at that restaurant or at that grocery store.
10:43I mean, sometimes you don't necessarily plan on eating at a bodega.
10:46But you roll in there and they got empanadas and you're like, yo, okay, I might have to
10:53eat at a bodega today.
10:54So, it's just like you crossed your path.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56Mm-hmm.
10:57Marilyn.
10:57No one's ever leaned that way.
10:59So, I've never done that before to a guy.
11:04Really?
11:05And a girl.
11:06I thought you said you have.
11:06Like, were you down there minding the children?
11:08No.
11:09No, I've never.
11:10Oh, you did the other thing, the whoop, whoop.
11:15Don't have to do that again.
11:17Don't have to do that again.
11:18All right?
11:19Wow.
11:19All right.
11:20Well, welcome to the freak show.
11:21Yeah.
11:21Here we are.
11:22He's the only one lately.
11:23I mean.
11:24Both of you.
11:24Eating grocery freak show.
11:26I mean, it's keto.
11:30Orlando and the freak show.