Plead The Fifth 9-30-19 Mark
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Dude strolling to the stand with a white claw in his hand.
00:08Have a B-Miller-like mic, a.k.a. White Claw Papa.
00:13Yes, sir.
00:14Man, I had like 30 of those this weekend.
00:16Most of them at Park and Rec.
00:18Don't admit it.
00:19All right, so we got three questions that come from the room.
00:22You get one pass.
00:23We got three questions that come from the listeners.
00:25You still have that only one pass.
00:28And you get to boomerang one of them back.
00:30Only the ones that you answer.
00:32Gotcha.
00:33All right, and then there's other rules and stuff like that.
00:35All right, so I'm first.
00:38Mark.
00:39Or land.
00:40Anyone who follows you on the gram sees you always talking about how entertaining it is
00:45watching Aubrey becoming a little person.
00:48Yeah.
00:49You're always like, man, watching her learn stuff and stuff like that.
00:53So I want to know, with that being said, since you appreciate her so,
00:58now, do you feel bad that you blew off Meredith's baby shower that was a celebration of this
01:04little life coming into the world?
01:06And as the double question, don't you think you owe it to her to go to her birthday party
01:11this weekend to make up for it since you love watching her so much?
01:17Because it'd be fake if you did it.
01:18Oh.
01:21All right.
01:21Blast.
01:22So your first part, do I feel bad about missing the baby shower?
01:26Not at all.
01:27What?
01:27Yeah, I'm good on that.
01:28Even though you went to somebody else's baby shower.
01:31Down the street from where I live.
01:32She ain't going to never forget that part.
01:33Yeah.
01:34That part.
01:34No, I don't feel bad because Aubrey wouldn't have known.
01:37She was like a baby.
01:39It's not a big deal.
01:39It would have built a bond.
01:41You know, that bond would have started right there.
01:43Now you're over here cuckooing over her and everything and you ain't go.
01:46And while I'm here, don't forget that I'm the one who bought Aubrey a little jacket.
01:51No one else in here bought anything.
01:53But while the baby shower we did, we all sent gifts.
01:55But like no one else has bought anything since.
01:58So don't make me feel bad.
02:00Okay?
02:01Right?
02:02Meredith?
02:02Am I right or am I right?
02:04You gave me a gift.
02:05I would have preferred you go to my baby shower.
02:08I gave a gift and I think I put everybody's name on it.
02:10You did.
02:11And it was a really, really nice expensive gift.
02:12He had that jacket over your head, don't you?
02:14That jacket don't even fit no more.
02:17I think that jacket was at Target or something like that.
02:20Like, come on, dawg.
02:20You didn't go to Nordstrom's.
02:22And then the other part to your question, should I go to the birthday party?
02:25No, I didn't get an invite.
02:27So how am I going to go?
02:29All right.
02:29We're not inviting Mark to anything.
02:30Oh, yeah.
02:31All right.
02:31I got you.
02:32After I got shaded.
02:32Are you guys going?
02:34No.
02:34Okay.
02:35No.
02:35All right.
02:35I was just wondering.
02:36It's my first time talking about it.
02:38First of all, that's not true.
02:40Right.
02:40We've been hearing about this for three months.
02:41All right.
02:42All right.
02:43You next.
02:43All right, Mark.
02:44My question is about sex.
02:46Okay.
02:48No.
02:48What I want to know is, has there ever been an instance in the bedroom where the woman,
02:55the lady, she wants to try something that you're not necessarily comfortable with?
03:01Ooh.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Yes.
03:04Yeah.
03:05That's happened.
03:06Well, go ahead.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah.
03:09Like, this one time, this chick wanted to, like, you know, do something with a hand,
03:15with a finger.
03:16Oh, really?
03:17Yeah.
03:17And I was like, nah, I just can't do that.
03:19Just not prepared for that.
03:21So, she asked you or did she get close and you got nervous?
03:24Uh, it was, like, kind of both.
03:27Like, she was getting there and then she's like, hey, can I, and I was like, no, like,
03:30no, no.
03:31You got tense?
03:32Yeah.
03:32It seems like you just clutched yourself right there.
03:33Yeah, for sure.
03:34She would have lost a nail.
03:36Yeah.
03:36Yeah, so, but then, mm, mm, mm, mm, no way.
03:40Yeah.
03:40So, that's the only thing?
03:41I had to pass, yeah.
03:42Okay.
03:42You do need some notice, though.
03:43You need to make sure you're clean.
03:45Yeah, that's the daring thing.
03:47You know?
03:47That says a lot about her.
03:48Because, like, if y'all hadn't discussed it and you hadn't prepared, she was willing
03:54to run up on whatever she ran up on.
03:56She was pretty gangster with it.
03:58Like, mm.
03:58On a treasure hunt.
03:59DC diving.
04:00Yeah.
04:00DC diving.
04:01That's kind of nasty.
04:02You all in the dumpster.
04:04Wow.
04:05All right, Meredith, you're next up.
04:06All right, Mark.
04:08Enjoy y'all breakfast this morning.
04:10Yeah.
04:11God.
04:12In the room, in the room, who do you think has banged the most busted-looking chicks?
04:22And you cannot pick yourself first.
04:26The most busted chicks?
04:27Busted-looking chicks.
04:29So, you're saying between Buck, Davi?
04:31I mean, like, I wouldn't put myself first anyway.
04:34Oh, okay.
04:34I'll tell you that right now.
04:35I was worried because you tried to get out of situations.
04:37Oh, that's the cop-out.
04:38That's the cop-out.
04:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:39One hundred percent.
04:40All right, so between me, Davi, and Buck.
04:42Gosh.
04:42Oh.
04:43Go in order, boy.
04:44Go in order.
04:46Buck, how long have you been married?
04:48Uh, ten.
04:49Ten years.
04:50You've been married for ten years.
04:52So, I'm going to take you out of the running.
04:55Okay.
04:55Oh.
04:56Who's it going to be?
04:59Who's busted more bang, more busted shit?
05:02Man, here's the thing.
05:03Me or Davi.
05:04So, Orlando was married at one point, but, man, you work in radio for a really long time.
05:11I did.
05:12Why does the marriage mean anything?
05:13I don't know why that made me.
05:14I'm letting him work it out.
05:16Letting him work it out.
05:17Well, because time.
05:18Like, and Davi hasn't been married yet.
05:20So, like, when you're married, you know, you're losing years there.
05:23Ooh, this is really hard on me.
05:25I'm going to go with-
05:26I'm just going to remind you that he banged somebody at a dumpster.
05:29It is close to the dumpster.
05:31Believe me, that's-
05:32Like, I mean, that factors in.
05:33That has gone through my head.
05:34Like, I might be a big dude, but my quality has always been A+.
05:37But she was cute, though.
05:39Whatever.
05:39Yeah.
05:39If she's up against a dumpster, she loses cute.
05:42I don't even think we can call you cute.
05:45Nah.
05:46Nah.
05:47Nah.
05:47They're fighting over this right now.
05:49I ain't even made out close to it, though.
05:50Bruh, I'm sorry, Davi, but you're going to win this one, man.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Dude, for sure.
05:56I feel like I won something.
05:57Yo, man, because you, you know, you DJ, well, you know, prior to having a chick or whatever.
06:02You DJ'd a lot of strip clubs, too.
06:03Yeah, that's true.
06:03Yeah.
06:04And didn't you do day shifts?
06:05I had a couple of day shifts.
06:07You ain't walking out with nothing higher than a five, man.
06:10No, man.
06:12We got Dan, and Dan has a question for you.
06:15You got the floor.
06:15All right, Mark.
06:16Since you're so against calling a guy, you know, handsome,
06:21I want you to name three men who you find gorgeous.
06:29Oh.
06:31Not good looking.
06:33Gorgeous.
06:33Gorgeous.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Wow.
06:36Well, you guys do a real good job filtering these calls, huh?
06:42Hey, that was this morning's conversation.
06:44Y'all were really, like, adamant about not calling a dude good looking or whatever.
06:48You can't admit it.
06:49So are there three people out there that you deem as gorgeous?
06:57It's impossible for me to answer that question.
07:00Why is that impossible?
07:01I just don't find men gorgeous.
07:03There's just no way I have to plead the fifth on that because I can't answer.
07:06A gorgeous man?
07:07Are you serious?
07:07Yeah.
07:08That's what you're pleading?
07:09Yeah.
07:09So you really?
07:10Yeah, I'm going to plead the fifth on it.
07:12You don't get it back.
07:12No, yeah, I'm good on that.
07:14I plead the fifth.
07:16I plead the fifth five.
07:19One, two, three, four, fifth.
07:21Wow.
07:22You can't, you can't?
07:23Yeah, because, I mean, if I were to answer it, it'd be a lie.
07:26So there's just, I don't find men attractive.
07:28I mean, there's just no way.
07:30Yes, you've talked about that on air before.
07:32But he used the word.
07:33Who's that country singer, Blake Shelton?
07:35And he wasn't on the cover of The Sexiest Man Alive.
07:38And you were like, yeah, he's a good looking dude, but he's not gorgeous.
07:41Like, there's a difference there.
07:42Well, I mean, because Blake Shelton looks like Blake Shelton.
07:44But I'm saying, like, you know, what's the other dude, Blake?
07:47Blake Griffin?
07:48Maybe?
07:49Blake Carrington?
07:50Like, somebody looks good.
07:51A gorgeous man?
07:52I mean, come on.
07:53He can't do that.
07:54Can you name a gorgeous man?
07:55Bradley Cooper.
07:56Bradley Cooper.
07:57Bradley Cooper is a good looking guy.
07:58Would you really consider him gorgeous, though?
08:00Bradley Cooper?
08:01Yeah, he's really good looking.
08:02Yeah, he's a good looking dude.
08:03But good looking and gorgeous are two different things.
08:06Michael B. Jordan?
08:07Michael, I mean, Michael B. Jordan, a lot of ladies would agree with that.
08:10Shamar Moore?
08:11Yeah.
08:11Shamar Moore is a gorgeous man.
08:13I don't get a damn.
08:13I'm right here with you, Mike.
08:14All right, thank you, Dobby.
08:15I don't even say anybody's gorgeous.
08:16I was sitting here like, I'm like, he gonna boomerang this back at us.
08:19I'm like, who else?
08:20Who else I got?
08:20I'm like, I got Shamar Moore.
08:21I got, uh, I'm like, yeah.
08:24I don't mean, I was like more like thinking like, uh, like, uh, the dude.
08:28What's the dude that was on One Tree Hill?
08:30Oh, it was, um, uh, I forget his name.
08:32Chad Michael Murray.
08:33Oh, I know.
08:34Yeah, yeah, blonde hair dude.
08:34Yeah, ladies would like him, too.
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:36Yeah.
08:36Now you're just naming people that, just like randoms.
08:38No.
08:39That's not random.
08:40Chad Michael Murray.
08:40Well, Adam's got a whole set for a man you think are gorgeous, huh?
08:43How is that?
08:44Jason Momoa?
08:45Yeah.
08:45You know what I'm saying?
08:45You got a long list on it, right?
08:49You've been waiting on this one, haven't you?
08:50Hey.
08:55Everybody else.
08:57That dude that was on the drug episode about his life.
09:01He played Calderon.
09:02Oh, man.
09:03No, I mean, I don't know.
09:04But he's right.
09:05At least he can name it, Mark.
09:06I mean, come on.
09:06Yeah, man, whatever.
09:07All right.
09:07I got a good question for you.
09:08All right, what you got?
09:09Have you ever hooked up with a chick and you thought you were just going to put it down
09:14on her, but she actually made you lose what was going on at the time a little too quickly?
09:20Oh.
09:20If so-
09:21She put it on you.
09:22Yeah.
09:22If so, when was the last time you had it lost too soon?
09:27You had it put on you.
09:28Oh.
09:29Within the last few months.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Do you-
09:33Does that make you scared of them like next time or do you take it as a challenge?
09:37Yeah, it's a challenge.
09:38I mean, if I'm really, really attracted to somebody and we're maybe hooking up for the
09:43first time or, you know, like just very into you, yo, sometimes the game doesn't last long.
09:50That's an emotional thing, though.
09:51But then you go to like round two and then everything's better.
09:54That's an emotional thing because if you feel somebody really like, it's almost like Meredith
09:58with cooking.
09:58You know how she's really into cooking?
09:59Mm-hmm.
10:00If you eat her meal and you love it, like she's happy.
10:04For sure.
10:05100%.
10:05So if somebody's showing you that love, like, oh my God, you the best.
10:09I'll be really honest with you, there was somebody who I was kind of hooking up with
10:12like for the last few months, like it happened more than once.
10:16How often?
10:16It would happen.
10:17You just send it all fireworks everywhere.
10:18Yeah, it was just-
10:19Done.
10:22Game over.
10:22Give me about 15 minutes.
10:24It's good for you.
10:25It's good for me.
10:26I really don't care if it's good for you.
10:28It's good for me.
10:28All right.
10:29So you don't have a pass left.
10:30No.
10:31Still got your boomerang here.
10:32Mark, when was the last time you got so pissed off at work, so bad that you almost quit
10:39and you never told anyone what happened?
10:43I don't think I've ever almost quit, but we had a situation where we-
10:50We, it was me and Orlando, Orlando's the boss, and-
10:55They always have to preface it.
10:56No, there was, no, no, yeah.
10:57And like, I get it from your end.
10:59And then we, it was somebody, somebody was in town that you wanted on the show or you
11:05thought that we should have had them.
11:07And I, on my end, I just didn't think that they were worthy.
11:13And me and you, you know, got into it.
11:16And then we had a talk in your office about it and cleared everything up.
11:19But that was probably when I was the most upset here at Wild, for sure.
11:24Yeah.
11:24About guests.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Okay.
11:26I don't remember who it was though now, but it was somebody.
11:29Years ago?
11:29Yeah.
11:30It was like, it was like three-
11:31It was Ice Cube.
11:32Three years ago.
11:33Ice Cube was in town.
11:34And I was like, yo, why we didn't talk to Ice Cube?
11:36I'm like, why don't you know Ice Cube's in town?
11:38Yeah.
11:38I'm like, you do produce the show.
11:40You do know that, right?
11:41But yeah.
11:42I'm not supposed to know, but you're supposed to know.
11:44Yeah.
11:44But that was probably like-
11:46That was our meeting.
11:47So y'all have all just joined our meeting.
11:48There you go.
11:49So that was it.
11:50That was it.
11:51All right.
11:51Well, we are-
11:52That's three?
11:53That's it.
11:53That is three.
11:54All right.
11:55I need to boomerang something back here though.
11:59Getting it on too quickly.
12:00Real quick.
12:01I don't know if you can answer this.
12:03I guess you can.
12:04Davi in Orlando, when is the last time that you-
12:07Somebody got you too excited and it was over really quick.
12:12Oh, that's any time.
12:13Okay.
12:13I mean, I told you, if the lights are on, it's a possibility.
12:18Yeah.
12:19If you're too vocal, it's a possibility.
12:21But when was the last time?
12:22How long ago?
12:25Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
12:26Do-do-do-do-do.
12:27I would say probably, probably about four or five months ago.
12:34All right.
12:34About four months ago.
12:35Okay.
12:36Davi.
12:36Where it was just like, oh, this is ready for a 15-round fight.
12:40Oh my God, Tyson has knocked him out early.
12:43I'm not sure exactly the last time, but there was one time that really sticks in my head.
12:50I swear on everything, this is a true story.
12:52So there was this girl, and I had really wanted to hook up with her.
12:55And I think she was a little older than me.
12:57And I think, now looking back on it, I think I was a little bit intimidated.
13:01So I went in there, like, trying to knock it out the park, right?
13:05This is embarrassing.
13:06I don't think I've ever even told anybody this.
13:07Okay, do tell.
13:09So we started, and it was over really quickly.
13:13And I was really embarrassed.
13:15No, I faked a back injury.
13:19I said I pulled, so I was like, ah, get off of me.
13:24I went out.
13:25I left, like, pretended.
13:28Your back was pulled?
13:29Yeah, my back was, like, pulled.
13:31You need some icy high, baby.
13:33No, I'm good.
13:34I'm good.
13:34I'm just going to go home.
13:35Did you blame her?
13:36Yeah.
13:37No, I didn't blame her.
13:39But I just blamed my back.
13:40But I got to ask this, though.
13:41Did she know that you, like, pfft, pfft.
13:43I don't think so.
13:44I got it wrong.
13:45I was like, ah, get off me.
13:46Get off me, my back.
13:48I left in, like, 30 seconds flat after that.
13:51Damn.
13:51That's disappointing.
13:52Yeah, you put on your pants so fast with a hurt back.
13:55And I never got another shot at it.
13:57No?
13:59Did you try, at least, to see her again?
14:01I was pretty embarrassed, so I don't know how hard I tried.
14:04Wow.
14:05Dobby.
14:05I know.
14:06Jeez.
14:07All right.
14:08You got a week back?
14:08How long you had a week back?
14:09Since about a week back?
14:11Ah!
14:12Damn.
14:13All right, Meredith.
14:14Yeah, I guess you, nah.
14:15I mean, it's never really good at the issue.
14:16It's not really a good answer.
14:18No.
14:20What are you going to say?
14:22Anthony had on this cool water cologne, and you had me going.
14:26All right, well, that's officially a wrap.
14:27Plead to Fim's done!
14:28Yes!