MJTV: The MJ Morning Show Pushup Contest
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00:00Are you done?
00:02He just collapsed.
00:03Six.
00:03Was that even sick?
00:04Are you okay?
00:06I think he just had the heart attack right now.
00:10Roxy, go give him mouth to mouth.
00:11Oh, my God.
00:15There is a new Study Finds, and Study Finds is a good website.
00:19I like it.
00:19Yeah, StudyFinds.org, and they have all kinds of, it's like they compile.
00:25It's an aggregation of all of these studies that are done.
00:28Scientific studies, medical journal studies, whatever.
00:31And the latest that we got from Study Finds is that men who can do 40 push-ups
00:37are far less likely to develop heart disease.
00:42So get down, give me 40.
00:46Recent study shows if a man can perform 40 push-ups at least in one attempt,
00:52much less likely to suffer from heart disease within the next 10 years.
00:58How long do you have for this one attempt?
01:01Like, I could do 40 in one attempt if I had, like, eight hours.
01:04But it's one attempt.
01:06It means one.
01:07It's got to be, you get on the ground, do your push-ups, get to 40 at least.
01:12All right, so hold on.
01:12I'm going to do this right now.
01:13I'm going to put my money where my mouth is.
01:15I don't know if I can do 40.
01:17Coop, are you going to video this?
01:18We need a little better planning here.
01:19We need Coop with the camera froggy.
01:21Help us here with another camera angle.
01:23So I need play by play because when I'm on the ground,
01:27I don't have a microphone in front of me, okay?
01:30And the mic will not go all the way to the ground.
01:32So I need you guys to carry up the slack here while I'm on the ground doing 40 push-ups.
01:38We've got to lower your mic a little bit more.
01:40You may want to get around, Coop.
01:41So if, yes, I'm going to be on the ground here.
01:42You've got to come over here.
01:43Come on, guys.
01:44All right.
01:44I'm going to follow you, MJ.
01:46I'm going to get on the floor live.
01:48I'm going to see how many push-ups I can do.
01:50Can I do at least 40 right now in one attempt?
01:53And then we're going to, let's see, fester.
01:54All right.
01:55If you can do at least 40, that lowers your risk of heart disease in the next 10 years.
02:01So I'm going to take my watch off, and I'm going to get on the ground.
02:05All right, you guys, what are you doing?
02:06I'm making bets.
02:07MJ, 40, frog, rocks.
02:11Well, no, I'm not going to make everyone do it.
02:13I'm just kidding.
02:13That's going to take too long.
02:14No, we're going to say how you're going to be able to do that.
02:16Oh, okay.
02:17All right.
02:17So, rocks, can I do 40?
02:20Oh, don't say rocks.
02:21Well, I think.
02:23Oh, you want to keep it off the air and then reveal everyone's guess later.
02:2740 push-ups?
02:29Roxanne, Coop, and Froggy, and Fester are now, they're secretly writing down whether I can do 40 right now.
02:36Taking everybody's guesses is if you can do 40.
02:40All right, here we go.
02:41I'm off mic, guys, so you guys got to talk.
02:44Okay, here we go.
02:45He's getting on the floor.
02:46All right, I took my headphones off and everything.
02:48All right.
02:48Okay, we're going to say that.
02:50You can go ahead and get on the floor.
02:51So we have this.
02:52MJ, the camera angle on you is the one that's rolling right now, so you can angle it down a little bit.
02:56Put your hand on a piece of paper so you don't touch the floor.
02:59Turn the screen around so you can see what you're looking at there.
03:02This is a mini cluster, by the way.
03:05Okay, ready, guys?
03:06Okay, here he goes.
03:07One, two, three.
03:10Those aren't, are those legit?
03:12Are they?
03:12Who's keeping track?
03:13They look legit.
03:14Keep track.
03:15We'll talk about it.
03:16Can you count out loud, MJ?
03:1811, 12, 13.
03:21Okay, let's talk about other stuff.
03:23He's slowing down.
03:23He's slowing down a little bit.
03:26All right, hold on.
03:2717, 18.
03:28Okay, we're almost halfway there.
03:30Okay, MJ can't even give the energy to count out loud anymore.
03:34He's about, he can't do it.
03:36He's taking a break.
03:36All right, where's he at?
03:37Where's he at?
03:38Two, three, four.
03:41Are the arms shaking?
03:42I can't see over there.
03:43He's barely doing it.
03:45Yeah.
03:4526.
03:46I mean, 27.
03:47Is he doing?
03:49You can't pause.
03:50Okay, hold on.
03:51I can't pause.
03:52Don't yell.
03:53You got to keep your back straight.
03:54I'll give you the atomic push-up.
03:55Don't yell.
03:56MJ, don't yell.
03:58It's wasted energy.
03:5930.
04:00All right, so we're at 30.
04:01Okay, hang on.
04:02You can't stretch.
04:03He's not getting up.
04:04He's still in the position.
04:05It still counts.
04:06It still counts.
04:07What am I at?
04:0830.
04:0930.
04:0930.
04:1031?
04:11Oh, God.
04:1232.
04:13No.
04:1433.
04:1433.
04:1533.
04:1933.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:21Now you're done.
04:22Dude, you're about to have stroke out.
04:24Oh, man.
04:25Oh, no.
04:26You can't even do it.
04:27I'm not done.
04:28No, you hit your knee.
04:29Are you all?
04:30How many did I do?
04:3133.
04:32Yeah, but you were all wobbly, dude.
04:3334?
04:34No, no.
04:35Did your knee touch the ground?
04:3635?
04:37Yes.
04:37It's over, MJ.
04:38It's over.
04:39It's over.
04:40It's over.
04:40It's over.
04:41Your knee hit the ground.
04:4336.
04:44No.
04:44It's over.
04:45Those are artificial.
04:46Just stop.
04:46These aren't.
04:46This isn't it.
04:47This isn't it.
04:47Okay, stop.
04:48Just stop.
04:4933 is your number.
04:51Loser.
04:52Loser.
04:53Heart attack.
04:54Heart attack.
04:55Heart attack.
04:56Heart attack.
04:57Hey, MJ.
04:57Heart attack.
04:58Wait a minute.
04:59Wow.
04:59Look at his face.
05:00He's beet red.
05:01It's one session.
05:03That's it.
05:0333.
05:04But it doesn't give parameters that you can't stop.
05:06Hang on.
05:06I can't.
05:06Stop.
05:07No.
05:07Stop.
05:08Stop.
05:09Your knee hit the ground.
05:10He's going to die.
05:10There's got to be an end here.
05:11I'm not going to die.
05:12Dude, I said one session, eight hours.
05:14There's got to be a limit.
05:15The limit's when your knee touches the ground.
05:17If there's no, I'm looking.
05:19Okay.
05:19If push-ups were an Olympic sport, when their knee touches the ground, it's over.
05:24Unless it's the girl kind.
05:27All right.
05:27Researchers.
05:28You push-up sexist.
05:29Hang on a minute.
05:29Researchers from the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health say the report is the first
05:36to show how push-up capacity is linked to heart disease.
05:40They found that a middle-aged man who can log more than 40 push-ups in a single try, which
05:46isn't you, have a 96% reduced risk of developing the potentially deadly condition of heart disease,
05:54like heart failure, compared to those that can complete no more than 10.
05:59Dude, I just did 33.
06:01Okay.
06:01That's pretty damn close.
06:03Your number was 40.
06:05Horseshoes and handgames.
06:06Hang on.
06:07You failed.
06:08No, no.
06:08We don't care.
06:10Stop.
06:10It's over.
06:11Stop.
06:11We don't care.
06:12Stop.
06:14It's over.
06:15I bet on you.
06:16I bet on you for 40.
06:17I thought this is something you prepared for.
06:19Fester said yes.
06:21What?
06:22Froggy said no.
06:23Coop said no.
06:24And Roxanne said yes.
06:25Yeah.
06:26All right.
06:26I'll let you know.
06:27I'm sorry.
06:27I did 33 pretty.
06:29Let me move the camera.
06:30You should have failed.
06:31I did 33 pretty damn quickly, though.
06:35You're like a horse at a derby, and you failed me.
06:37Close only counts in horseshoes and handgames.
06:40Horseshoe handgames and heart attacks.
06:41Okay, Fester.
06:42Let's see what you got.
06:44I'm not the one running around saying, I'm going to do 40.
06:47I'm going to challenge the fattest person on the show to a push-up gun.
06:50Let's go.
06:51That's not what I'm doing.
06:52First of all, the fact that I could belt out 33 that quickly, and then my arms.
06:57You know what?
06:57It was just my arms got a little fatigued.
06:59Dude, you're horrible.
07:01That's what it's called.
07:02Horrible.
07:02Yeah, let's see if you can do 33.
07:04I do 100 a day.
07:06I am 56 years old, and I just did 33 quick push-ups.
07:10And you're about to drop.
07:11Yeah, would you listen to this guy?
07:12Let me go on my radio show and challenge the biggest lard-ass I know to a push-up contest.
07:16All right, Fester, on the floor.
07:17On the floor.
07:18Go.
07:18Get on the floor.
07:20Coming around.
07:20Oh, and now you're coming around over here?
07:22Is there enough room?
07:23Is this where we was before?
07:25You look like Kevin James.
07:26What's the science?
07:27What's the science?
07:29Do 40 push-ups.
07:30Get on the ground.
07:31Or what?
07:33Or else, if you can't do 40, you have an increased risk of heart disease in the next 10 years.
07:37All right.
07:38All right.
07:38Is the floor strong enough to handle this?
07:40Yes.
07:40I don't know.
07:41All right, you ready?
07:41All right.
07:42Here goes Fester.
07:43Can I do the girl guy?
07:45All right, here we go.
07:45Fester's on the ground.
07:46All right.
07:47And go.
07:48Hold on.
07:48I'm going to get my position.
07:49All right.
07:49Hold on, dude.
07:50No, your feet.
07:51You can't have your feet against.
07:52No, go the other way.
07:54No, stop.
07:55Stop.
07:55No, go.
07:56You have to go the other way.
07:57There you go.
07:58Look at his shoes.
07:59Dude, you can't even maneuver on the floor.
08:03Ew, look at his feet.
08:04All right, here's Fester.
08:05Go.
08:06Two.
08:07Two.
08:07Two.
08:08Three.
08:08Oh, dude.
08:10Four.
08:11Oh.
08:12Five.
08:14He's struggling.
08:15He's at six.
08:16I was at 30 when I started struggling.
08:19Are you done?
08:21He just collapsed.
08:22Six.
08:22Was that even sick?
08:23Fester, are you okay?
08:25Fester is.
08:25I think he just had the heart attack right now.
08:28Roxy, go give him mouth to mouth.
08:30Oh, my God.
08:31No, you give him mouth to mouth.
08:31He needs mouth to mouth.
08:33He needs mouth to manatee.
08:35Fester, you did.
08:36Was it six or five?
08:37Seven.
08:38Seven.
08:39He did seven.
08:39No, I think it was six.
08:39I think I was on seven.
08:41He collapsed on seven.
08:42You know when, you know when, like.
08:44Are you done?
08:45I didn't have a heart attack.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:48You know when hip-hop dancers do those, like, worms when they jump on their bellies and do,
08:52like, that?
08:53That's what, Fester, that's your style.
08:54You kind of had, like, a wiggle going when you did it.
08:56That was good.
08:57I had a wiggle going on for you.
08:58Guys, I was close.
08:59Oh, no.
09:00You failed.
09:01I was seven away from 40.
09:03And he was seven in.
09:04If you add your score and my score together, neither of us are having a heart attack.
09:09Yeah, I don't think it works that way.
09:10You guys are a couple of weenies.
09:12All right, Froggy, get the hell on the floor.
09:13You're really talking about big game.
09:15Get on the floor.
09:16I bet you can't do seven.
09:17I bet you can't do my seven.
09:19All right, that's it.
09:20Froggy, you know what?
09:20Prepare to be amazed.
09:21You just bought yourself.
09:23All right, Coop's coming back in with the camera.
09:25All right, Froggy, get on the ground.
09:26You don't know what you're in for.
09:28All right, yeah, we don't know.
09:29Get on the ground.
09:30And, Froggy, you got a big mouth?
09:31Let's go.
09:32All right, on the ground.
09:34Big talk or Froggy.
09:35I got to play the audio of the guy that was pulled over for speeding and then running
09:38a stop sign, and you're not going to believe who he blamed.
09:41I've got the body cam police video audio next.
09:44Hold on.
09:44All right, Froggy on the ground.
09:45Dumbass Froggy.
09:46All right, here we go.
09:47Get in position.
09:48No cheating.
09:49And go.
09:51One.
09:51One.
09:52Two.
09:54Three.
09:55Four.
09:56Four.
09:56Five.
09:57He's slowing down.
09:58He is.
10:00Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
10:03These are faster than you guys have heard.
10:05Eleven.
10:06Twelve.
10:07He is the most silent push-upper.
10:09Fourteen.
10:10Ever.
10:11Oh, he's stopping at 14.
10:12I didn't stop until my, like, 20s.
10:15Fifteen.
10:16Yeah, there's no breathing.
10:17Fifteen.
10:18Sixteen.
10:19Seventeen.
10:20Are you alive down there?
10:21Nineteen.
10:22Twenty.
10:24His lung capacity is so strong from all the medication.
10:26Oh, yeah, he's, yeah, does, does all that marijuana smoking, does that affect?
10:31Dude, he's high right now.
10:32He can't even see.
10:33Oh, Froggy's done.
10:35Froggy's just, he's done.
10:36How many was that?
10:37Was it 18?
10:38Fifty-three, I think.
10:38No, it was not 50.
10:40How many was that?
10:41Was that like, what, eight?
10:42You didn't even get to 20.
10:43I got two and 20.
10:44He got to 20.
10:44Oh, he got to 20.
10:45Okay, all right, we'll give you 20.
10:46And then Froggy's close.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:50Don't.
10:51Hey, stop.
10:52Froggy.
10:52All right.
10:53Froggy.
10:53He's leaning on my sound effects machine.
10:55Sorry about that.
10:56He used the sound effects machine to get up off.
11:00He put his hand on my.
11:04That sounded, did that sound weird?
11:08Oh, man, my back.
11:10Oh.
11:10Froggy put his whole hand on my sound effects machine on all the buttons.
11:13That's what.
11:14That's how I pulled myself up.
11:15Nice little leverage.
11:16Unbelievable.
11:17I did more than I thought I would.
11:18So did I.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:21All right, so there you have it.
11:22I think I'm the most physically fit male.
11:25I'm the oldest one on the show.
11:26You are.
11:27And I'm the most physically fit on the show.
11:29Yeah.
11:30I'll still kick your ass.
11:31Again.
11:32Fine.
11:32Do the girls have to do it with their knees down?
11:34Can they do the female position?
11:35You know, it talks about men.
11:37It talks about men.
11:38Oh.
11:38Okay.
11:38All right.