MJTV: The MJ Morning Show Has a New Youngest Fan!
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00:00Hey, Colin. Did you know I was on WikiFeet this weekend?
00:03Like, I'm trying to think of age-appropriate things to talk about with this seven-year-old.
00:07You weren't just on WikiFeet. You were the WikiFeet featured foot of the day, Roxy.
00:12That is really something to be proud of.
00:16All right. Oh, we have to say hello to our new youngest fan?
00:20Yes, we do, but no, not right now. Not right now.
00:23Why not?
00:24Because he's not in the car anymore. He's at school.
00:26Well, then they can watch it on the podcast if we miss the kid.
00:29Well, tell them to watch it on the podcast.
00:31So, our new youngest fan is like, is a fetus?
00:35He's seven years old.
00:36Okay. All right, seven years old, new youngest fan.
00:39Yes, his name is Colin.
00:41Colin.
00:42Yes, I met him yesterday at a kid's birthday party, one of my daughter's schoolmates.
00:46And he listens every morning on his way to school.
00:50Aww.
00:51And it was fun because his mom introduced me and she was like,
00:55this is Roxanne, you listen to her, and his eyes got all wide.
00:57He's so cute.
00:58Did you know Colin's mom prior?
00:59Or the first time meeting Colin's mom?
01:01No, I know Colin's mom because she's a parent at my daughter's school.
01:05Gotcha.
01:05And so then Colin...
01:06Single? Single parent?
01:08No, she's not a single parent. No.
01:09You guys both in the same wine drinking club?
01:11My husband didn't walk out on her?
01:13No.
01:13No.
01:14Is she hot?
01:14She's a lovely family.
01:15Yes, she's very pretty.
01:16One to ten scale? Where is she?
01:18Folks, I'm joking around.
01:20Don't answer the question.
01:21I'm just being obnoxious.
01:23All right.
01:23So, Colin is our new...
01:26Yes, but the funny thing is, so...
01:27Hot preschool mom?
01:29Yeah, his...
01:30Yes, he's got a hot preschool mom.
01:31Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:31He's seven.
01:32I'm sorry.
01:33Colin is the kid.
01:34Oh, no.
01:34Wait a minute.
01:35Seven?
01:36He's seven.
01:36Hold on.
01:37Which kid was this?
01:39The party was for which kid's school?
01:40It was for a younger child.
01:42All right, so wait.
01:42This is for your younger kid?
01:44Yes.
01:44My four-year-old is friends with her four-year-old who just turned five.
01:48Oh, your younger kid is two.
01:50My baby is two.
01:51So this is your older kid?
01:52Yes.
01:52So four-year-old preschool party for a classmate?
01:57Exactly.
01:57Oh, and Colin is the older brother of the younger kid that's four in your kid's preschool.
02:03You got it.
02:04Gotcha.
02:05Yes.
02:05So the funny thing is, I'm trying to think about things...
02:07Fester, why are you putting a gun to your head?
02:10I'm trying to listen to Roxanne break down the analytics of the age variance of this young
02:14family.
02:15Hey, listen, seven-year-old, have a good day at school.
02:17All right.
02:17No, no, no, but I have to tell you the funny thing is...
02:19Please tell me the funny thing for the love of Pete.
02:21I'm trying to think of things to talk about with him from our show content, and the first
02:26thing that passed in my head is like, hey, Colin, did you know I was on WikiFeet
02:29this weekend?
02:30I'm trying to think of age-appropriate things to talk about with this seven-year-old.
02:34You weren't just on WikiFeet.
02:36You were the WikiFeet featured foot of the day, Roxanne.
02:39That is really something to be proud of.
02:41Colin, you ever been on the foot fetish site WikiFeet?
02:44You ever been in a Turkish prison?
02:46Listen, Roxanne, trust me.
02:47You ever seen movies about gladiators?
02:50Just say, thanks for listening.
02:52That's all you do.
02:53Don't get into conversation with a seven-year-old.
02:55Hello to Colin, our new seven-year-old favorite listener.
02:59Hey, you listened?
03:00Thanks for listening.
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