Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a police department that is requiring it's employees to meet weight requirements and after Lisa has a hard time understanding Andy's 'fat guy' voice, they introduce an interpreter.
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00:00some bad news for big cops
00:07what is it let's get the story here quickly from khou tv
00:13next more than 200 state troopers will need to slim down this year or face
00:17disciplinary action in dallas morning news men with waists
00:21over 40 inches women okay over 35 inches now have to
00:25track and share their weight loss efforts
00:27officers who don't trim down by december can be denied promotions and overtime
00:31or be removed from enforcement duties good neck
00:35a 40 inch waist yeah yeah i got sometimes my goal is just to be obese
00:40yeah i know right for these boys yeah but stuff men
00:43over 40 inch waist women over 35 inch waist
00:46as you heard they'll have to track and share weight loss efforts if they don't
00:50get under that by the end of the year they could be
00:53pulled off duty they could lose promotions lose overtime
00:56the thing about it is like i could understand listen i understand getting
01:01big eating you know it happens you get big
01:04but to me to have a job where people could try to kill me
01:08you'd want to be in shape i'd want to be in the best shape
01:11but also for protecting others too right i mean like there are people you are the
01:16you are the one that has to respond when your job is doing radio it's not it'd be a very rare
01:23thing for me to be the first person to respond i feel like at this texas highway patrol barracks
01:28they had like a meeting and they're like everybody get all the biscuit everybody get your biscuit
01:32yeah yeah okay we're gonna have a little meeting right now it's basically we went we need to slim down
01:36every criminal in the last year has gotten away
01:39that's true they run right away criminal
01:42yep that one time when you ran
01:44yeah i almost got him you remember
01:46yeah but then he got your car and he took off
01:48you were too slow we've lost 25 cars
01:51all right we gotta we gotta slim now start getting the salary i bet that wasn't i bet that wasn't
01:58received oh well no no by all of them i we said it before we talked about this a couple of months ago
02:06we're behind this you know there's certain jobs where you're hired firefighter police officer
02:11you've got to stay in shape yes because otherwise you can't do the job you were hired to do
02:17lieutenant merriman did you use your peppermint as a spice in your chili i'm sorry but
02:23it barely had any taste now that we've taken those weight loss measures yeah you can't do that
02:28it was spicy as well
02:32clear the room i'll tell you later too
02:37did i read detective smith is off because he slipped on a piece of brisket
02:40that's true
02:42very slippery how many brisket accidents can we have in one year oh my god so many and
02:49no it's i do love the idea that they were like called them all together with a bunch of food to eat
02:55like one last meal yeah exactly and then i know the other way you guys pay attention and we have big old barbecue
03:00i didn't understand anything you said but barbecue
03:04yeah that's all you need to tell it was meant to be
03:06yeah yeah
03:07that's good
03:08yeah
03:08that's good
03:09yeah
03:09that was just a meeting
03:11the only way to get you people to listen
03:13and then we have a barbecue
03:17yes that's it
03:18that's better that's better i can understand that
03:20i gotta work on my fat guy voice enunciation
03:23but that's how they sound
03:25that's how they know
03:26it's perfect
03:26it's perfect
03:27all you need to hear is barbecue
03:29just in case there are some skinny people here in that room
03:35who have a hard time
03:38and it's in and we will speak slower
03:42because most of the time we did that
03:43it's okay i'm fluent in fat
03:45i know everything he says
03:46yes exactly
03:47did you say that the meeting's being held at a barbecue
03:51that's right
03:52that's exactly what he said
03:53yeah famous date
03:54oh okay
03:58normally we don't have food at our meetings
04:00now this time we're gonna need it
04:02every time you have a meeting
04:03oh my god imagine having to have an interpreter just because you're overweight
04:07i'm getting there i think
04:09i wonder
04:10i'm sorry what he said was
04:13i saw he even had a hard time
04:17i think he introduced his interpreter
04:20he's getting so big
04:25oh i hear it now
04:25this is my interpreter
04:26this is his interpreter
04:30i wonder if it's like
04:35i wonder if
04:36that interpreter
04:36there are some cop meetings that are like radio meetings
04:40where you can tell what's going to happen by the food
04:43that they've decided to provide
04:45probably
04:46like it there's never been bad news and pizza at the same
04:49at the same radio meeting
04:51you know
04:52like
04:53do they give
04:54yeah they give bad news and bad food together
04:57no like i think
04:58they usually give bad news and no food
05:01right
05:01no food
05:02whenever we saw they were having a meeting here and food wasn't being served
05:05we were like
05:05we were like
05:06oh
05:06people are being like
05:07oh
05:08yeah they're gonna fire the whole staff again
05:10so this you're screwing with these cops minds if you're having a brisket meeting
05:13they think it's all great
05:15you're telling them they gotta lose weight
05:16maybe they know though
05:17like
05:17did you hear
05:18what
05:19we're having a brisket meeting
05:20they're gonna try and make us lose weight
05:23he said they're gonna try and make us lose weight
05:25if they didn't want us to lose weight they would have had the pooing pork
05:28every time
05:29i know
05:30but it's it
05:31yep
05:31it's brisket
05:32it's all cause of derrick
05:33derrick got in that helicopter
05:34and they wouldn't take off
05:36he's too fat
05:37it flies sideways though
05:38you can't have a chopper cop not too fat to fly
05:41chubby chopper cop
05:43chopper's trying to take off
05:45and it can't
05:46we need a stronger helicopter
05:55oh wow okay
05:56i heard that one
05:57that interpreter andy green