Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a crossing guard in Pennsylvania who was arrested after giving kids marijuana products. Then, dive into the world of little people impersonators and find a "mini Prince" that Andy would like to hire to be with him at all times.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is tripping the tiniest of bitches oh i know what that means this
00:17tiny little scary looking what crossing guard what god i'm sorry but she could traumatize
00:28i think the same thing imagine because she's small no just because she her she has a strange
00:35she has the look of a miniature stripper and she looks like she could be one right like it's like
00:42they plucked her out of the strip club and made her watch kids cross this i keep stay tuned to this
00:49one stay tuned about what's ahead whoa i feel like cam soda's gonna reach out and be like no no
00:57god no just just what happened so anyway at least she's accused of giving like a cigarettes marijuana
01:07oh like hooking the kids up oh oh not good with all sorts of drugs as she was crossing them across
01:13the street that's the kind of look that she kind of has yeah yeah whoa whoa she has gotta go term
01:19listen a goatee a mustache yeah definitely has facial hair you have to go check her out at
01:25daveandchuckthefreak.com please i need you to see what we're talking about so you get an image
01:31because i could never explain it correctly okay i'm i am super confused by this like a troll under a
01:38bridge by everything that's going on here do we have a full name i'm pretty confused too i want to do
01:44some research that's a good idea i need to know more about this tiny crossing yeah the world's
01:53tiniest crossing guy this tiny again it's not because she's not about the tininess it's tough
02:00it's tough i'm trying to figure out exactly what's going on here so reaction from our listeners that
02:06have gone to daveandchuckthefreak.com yes to see this and to see your picture
02:10that scared the crap out of me yes you weren't kidding no my co-worker audibly screamed when we
02:18pulled up her picture on your website yeah she looks like prince that isn't that's an insult like
02:25a radioactive prince right that's an insult to prince it's like prince after he worked out or
02:31something i guess yeah i mean like right after a workout yeah i i still think prince would even
02:40look better after a workout i think so too i think so too yeah um did you notice like the side of her
02:45head it almost seemed like a lot of hair was missing that's the mange so that's mange huh i think
02:52like right there huh yeah have you found any more about this tiny little criminal no i can't find
03:01any social media on there about her i'm actually shocked she doesn't have social media you know
03:07just i don't know i would have thought well there's one or two stories that said it there's
03:13like a transition thing going on that's what i was and that's what i assumed as well like from
03:18that's what i assumed that was where i was going with all of this so she wasn't born female you were
03:23saying that's what some stories are saying yeah they're suggesting it or they're yeah it's like
03:28what the description is you know but most of the major news sites don't mention they just stay away
03:34from it because they don't want to get involved other publications have said right which i didn't
03:39come right out and say it but i thought to myself i believe is someone said yeah my prince comment
03:45makes more sense now doesn't it yeah a little bit tiny tiny bit but if you want to see this tiny
03:51evil little lady person you can go check them out at daveandchuckthefreak.com there has to be a mini
03:57prince well i'll bet all my money on it okay what would you i'll bet all of it i'm all in prince i'm
04:05all in with you little person prince impersonator yes yes perfect oh my god little prince
04:11you're damn right yes you're damn right oh no i don't know if there is what there has to be
04:18they're higher many higher many prince he's got google unlocked oh where is he we got lots of
04:24different ones different characters yes there you go there he is yes incredible i want to is there
04:32video does he do when doves cry you know he is you know he is i don't want to go anywhere without him
04:39i don't want to go anywhere without him i want to bring him he's like in your entourage i want to
04:48bring him with me dressed as prince everywhere i go the grocery you take him everywhere you go
04:55events that's andy's little that's andy's best buddy he's just in the bag of our events
04:59i mean i'd be so excited that's mini prince mini prince is here andy and mini prince are coming
05:07prince always goes out before me there he goes all right i'm almost ready to andy said he's gonna
05:13be here in a minute you guys hear anything does he have a dove i just saw some birds flying all right
05:19go go mini prince
05:20set me up for success bud
05:28hey everybody what's up hey everybody listen up
05:33andy green's in the house yes thank you mini prince
05:37everywhere i go i bring mini prince
05:43many artists formerly known as prince
05:47let's get look at him go he's incredible a lot of little thrusts
05:56a lot of little grinding wow i'm gonna bang the floor yep i do if i added the money
06:04i don't know if it's true charge he looks like an arabian he's perfect prince i think he's perfect
06:15he's perfect
06:17this website is incredibly weird yes it is they have definitely a whole menu of but like they the service
06:29that they provide
06:31oh man
06:33telegrams
06:35telegrams
06:37i'm gonna go i'm gonna go broke
06:39looking at this site i know
06:41he'll hire them all security we could
06:43hire for security i love it
06:45oh my god
06:47oh
06:49someone said we have to look up micro jackson
06:51i don't know
06:55i want prince over i know
06:57i know
06:59oh no
07:01i can't handle it
07:03i can't take it
07:04no
07:05someone stop it
07:07no
07:08and just like that
07:09no
07:10uh oh
07:11the king of entertainment michael jackson return
07:17and just like that
07:19the king of entertainment michael jackson return
07:21so
07:23micro jackson is a wrestler
07:25yeah
07:27that's pretty cool
07:28he is a wrestler
07:29i don't know what's gonna play
07:31you need just a tiny little ring too which is amazing right you don't need a traditional standard ring
07:36what
07:37that's true
07:38oh my god
07:39you just need a tiny little wrestling ring so for those that don't have a ton of chances
07:43he can't really dance
07:45he's doing real good
07:47i think he's doing okay but i think he tried to moonwalk
07:50yeah yeah
07:51to low to get under
07:52yeah yeah
07:55he must feel so good up there
07:56yeah
07:57oh man
07:58i just keep thinking about me sitting in a meeting with mini prince beside me like a bunch of business people
08:03i love it
08:04just like what do you got for me
08:05running by mini prince see what he thinks
08:07he thinks
08:08he's your assistant
08:09he's like yeah
08:10yeah
08:11yeah
08:12yeah
08:13yeah
08:14yeah
08:15he says he likes it
08:16he likes the way everything looks
08:18you never forget your wallet again
08:20no no no no
08:21mini prince
08:22do you have my wallet
08:23yeah
08:24yeah
08:25thank you
08:26thank god mini prince
08:27oh
08:28mini prince you saved the day again
08:30there you go
08:33dance on
08:34he really hates micro jackson though
08:36oh yeah
08:37stay back mini prince
08:38stay back
08:39leave me alone
08:40let me
08:41let me
08:42ah
08:43mini prince hates micro jackson
08:50ah goodness
08:51the world's odd
08:52i go to the bank
08:53ask him for my id
08:54mini prince has anything
08:56he takes care of all of my importance
08:59all of my important business
09:01i like it
09:02mini prince
09:03incredible
09:04yeah
09:05yep i so
09:06i bet all of my money
09:07i just doubled it all
09:08you did
09:09he can pull off a headstand
09:10i sent you a video of him doing a little more moves
09:12if you want to see
09:13oh yeah
09:14yeah
09:15okay
09:16let's see
09:17this is micro jackson
09:18this is micro jackson
09:19in the ring
09:20yeah
09:21never meant to cause you anything
09:23you didn't mini prince
09:27i'll give you the headstand in a couple seconds
09:30okay
09:31oh damn
09:32he is getting down
09:33he can move
09:34and he does the crotch grab
09:35which is unfortunate
09:36no
09:37you've got to
09:38you want to
09:39do it
09:40do it
09:41wow
09:42holy crap
09:43he's agile
09:44well he's a wrestler
09:47yeah he's good
09:48he's good
09:49he can dance
09:50yeah
09:51he's no
09:52mini prince
09:53no
09:54but he is
09:55no
09:56no
09:57mini prince is perfect
09:58yeah
09:59i feel like he's like
10:00br br br br br
10:02go mini prince
10:04paper it
10:05paper it
10:06paper it
10:07show what you got
10:10i never meant to cause you any trouble
10:12that's why i bring him everywhere
10:13yep
10:14and he should
10:15yep
10:16and his new sidekick mini prince
10:17oh i love it
10:18You