The Feed from July 20th, 2022
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:06You know what? Redheads have just gotten, they just, they get such a bad rap.
00:12Yeah.
00:12They really do. There were stories out there like redheads are going to go extinct.
00:16What?
00:17Yeah. You know who saved redheads? Ed Sheeran.
00:20Ah, this is true.
00:21Ed Sheeran, it's been proven that redheads, like, you know, popularity of redheads have gone up since Ed Sheeran existed.
00:26This is true.
00:27It's true.
00:27I love him.
00:28Well, in the UK, I'm not sure if you know, they're going through a massive heat wave right now.
00:32Luckily today, it seems like it's cooled off a bit.
00:34But 104 degrees in the UK, where they don't have a lot of air conditioning, the runways are melting.
00:42Wow.
00:43Nuts in the UK right now.
00:44And one movie theater chain was like, you know what? Listen, we need to look out.
00:47It's because Kylie Jenner is taking her plane three minutes.
00:50Yes. Thanks, Kylie. Jerk.
00:53So here's the deal.
00:53No. One movie chain there, Showcase Cinemas, they were like, you know what? Listen, we want to save our most vulnerable.
01:00Is it the elderly? No.
01:02Is it the people that don't have air conditioning? No.
01:04It's the redheads.
01:05Right.
01:05The redheads in the sun.
01:07Okay.
01:07It's bad news.
01:08So Monday and Tuesday, they gave redheads free entry to movies.
01:12That is hysterical. How many people dyed their hair red?
01:15Right?
01:16I bet you they did.
01:17The promo was called SPF for redheads.
01:20SPF standing for sun protecting flicks.
01:22Saying since redheads are more often more vulnerable to the sun's rays, we're giving them shelter from the sun inside our fully air conditioned cinema screen.
01:29So that is so cool.
01:31That's cute.
01:31It's very.
01:32Yeah, that is very cute.
01:33On the California and Nevada border there, Tahoe National Forest, a 53-year-old guy hiking, slips, falls off a 70-foot cliff.
01:43Sounds like a dateline.
01:45Yeah, exactly.
01:45Sounds like a dateline.
01:46But what happened next will surprise you.
01:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49That guy is awesome.
01:50So, okay, he's now on the ground.
01:52He's really hurt.
01:53No cell service.
01:53He crawls his way to cell service.
01:56And he calls, you know, any support like, hey, can you help me?
01:59But they can't find him.
02:00They can't spot him.
02:01Enter his dog.
02:02His dog, a border collie, starts going out, screaming, barking, trying to get the attention of anyone.
02:10Rescuers find the dog jumping up, doing spins and barking like a beacon.
02:16Right.
02:17The dog brings the rescuers to the guy.
02:20The guy gets helicoptered out.
02:22Broken ribs, broken hip.
02:24Dogs save the day.
02:25That's insane.
02:26That really is.
02:27I mean, seriously, Keith Morrison for sure has done a story on something.
02:32This, like, this girl, she really was lost for a long time.
02:34But wait until you find out that the dog had a reason.
02:37Listen, my favorite, favorite, favorite, favorite thing Keith Morrison has ever said in my whole life.
02:42And it was the staircase one.
02:44Everybody knows the staircase one.
02:45The wife falls down the stairs.
02:46He said she fell.
02:47People say.
02:48Then he said he changed his defense and said that it was an owl that attacked her.
02:52That's why she had the cuts on her head.
02:53An owl.
02:54So he said it's a case of whodunit.
02:59I swear.
03:00That is my favorite Keith Morrison line of all time.
03:05I'm telling you.
03:05I love crime.
03:06Oh, I love crime.
03:07Wow.
03:08There we go.
03:08That'll be used in a trial one day.
03:10And then finally, if you like the sweeter things in life, new gig from the website Candy Funhouse might be for you.
03:16Canadian candy retailer is hiring a so-called candy officer, a chief candy officer.
03:21Okay.
03:21This will annoy you.
03:23You eat some candy.
03:24You get to slap your seal of approval on certain candies on the website.
03:27Okay.
03:27You can work from home.
03:29$100,000 a year.
03:30That's so stoop.
03:31Are you serious?
03:32But, like.
03:33Is this in loonies, though?
03:34Or is it in?
03:35No, it's in toonies.
03:36I don't know if.
03:39The other thing is, you have to be five years old or older to apply.
03:43Can you hire a six-year-old?
03:44Is that possible?
03:45I don't really think that is.
03:47But the gig says.
03:48Jaden would love to do that.
03:49But they don't say it's a year contract.
03:51So $100,000 a year, but if they hire you for three hours.
03:54Ah, interesting.
03:55Got to read between the lines.
03:57150 bucks, kid.
03:58Enjoy your Snickers.
03:59Yeah.