The Feed for September 20th, 2022
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:07So the royal funeral took place yesterday.
00:10Queen Elizabeth II now buried and thousands of dignitaries were in attendance.
00:15Billions from around the world were watching.
00:18And the internet, of course, did what the internet does and find stuff that is totally irrelevant to what's actually taking place to focus on.
00:25A spider.
00:25Yep.
00:26A spider appeared crawling across a note that King Charles left on top of her casket.
00:33Yeah.
00:34If that's not a symbol, I don't know what is.
00:36Was it a symbol of that?
00:38I don't know.
00:38I don't know.
00:39I'm supposed to say.
00:40I don't know.
00:40Maybe she becomes a superhero.
00:42Wow.
00:43What a great freaking Marvel turn that would be.
00:45It's like Queen Elizabeth is like the new spider woman.
00:48That would be amazing.
00:49But yeah, the spider crawled across the note and the internet now has a new Twitter account at the royal spider.
00:55So I'm not joking.
00:57I love it.
00:58They're so fast.
00:59They're so fast.
01:00We were talking about Clark County School District.
01:02The test score is doing better than last year.
01:04That's good.
01:05However, being a teacher in Nevada, still not so great.
01:08According to a new Wallet Hub report, Nevada ranking number 42 on the list of best states for teachers.
01:14Opportunity and competition and academic and work environment are the categories they use to determine the ranking.
01:19New York, Utah, and Virginia were in the top three.
01:21Hawaii, the dead last state.
01:24There we go.
01:25Ninth Island.
01:26We're keeping close to our brethren.
01:27Yeah, seriously.
01:28Other findings.
01:29Nevada, fourth highest student to teacher ratio in the country.
01:32Wow.
01:33Competition for teaching jobs, however, has Nevada having the lowest competition.
01:38So if you want to be a teacher here, please come on by.
01:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42We're taking an open casting call.
01:44If you want to fill out an application, screw the application.
01:47Just sit down.
01:48Here's some kids.
01:49Go ahead.
01:49It's kind of what it's like.
01:50Good luck.
01:51It's ridiculous.
01:52Just teach them something.
01:53I don't care what it is.
01:54Street smarts, fine.
01:55I will say, though, Tyrone Thompson Elementary School.
01:58Props.
01:58That place is all-star team.
02:00It's been, again, super nervous as a new parent having the kid go into the school district.
02:04You hear all these horror stories.
02:06That's the thing.
02:06I mean, Jaden is 14 years old.
02:09He was born and raised here, and we've loved every single school he's been in and every
02:14single teacher he's had, honestly.
02:15It can be in the midst.
02:17It depends on the neighborhood.
02:18It depends on the block you're on.
02:19But hopefully things improve there.
02:21And then finally, Choco Taco.
02:23I was actually at downtown Summerlin recently.
02:26They've got the farmer's market there.
02:27Yeah.
02:27There's a guy selling ice cream tacos there.
02:30Very cool.
02:31If you want to know about the Choco Taco and you can't find one, boom.
02:35He'll make it for you.
02:35Done.
02:36That said, though, Klondike is going to milk this for all it's worth.
02:39They said it was going to go away a couple months ago.
02:41Right.
02:41The internet got outraged, despite the fact most of us had ever had one.
02:44Nobody had ever had one.
02:45Now they said, well, it could actually come back now.
02:47Maybe one day.
02:49Right now, they're just doing a promotion.
02:50100 Choco Tacos remaining.
02:53Then starting tomorrow, Klondike, their Instagram will have a puzzle.
02:56If you can figure out the digital scavenger hunt, you will gain access to one of the
02:59final Choco Tacos.
03:01Hey, genius.
03:03Genius move.
03:04I always say Starbucks with their marketing when they're like, hey, here's the unicorn
03:08frappuccino latte smoothie, and it's only available for two days, and it looks so cool,
03:14and it's Instagram worthy, and you wait in line, and you get it, and it's stupid, but
03:18they're so smart.
03:20They're so smart.
03:22I love it.
03:22Good marketing.
03:23They're very good at what they do.
03:24Very good at what they do.
03:26Well, except for before, all those years before they had the Choco Tacos.
03:28They were terrible then.