The Feed for September 12th, 2022
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00:00If it's in your news feed, it's in the feed with Amy and Sean, 1027 VGS.
00:07Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passing away last week.
00:11This obviously made international news, but there was one group that needed to be told personally.
00:16That was the Queen's bees.
00:18She's got bees. Did you know she has bees?
00:20No idea.
00:21There's a royal beekeeper.
00:22Wow.
00:23His name's John Chappelle.
00:24He had to inform the hives at Buckingham Palace that the Queen had died.
00:27What, he's like, gather around bees? Let me, like, give you something to...
00:32Hairy, hair bees.
00:36He's made that up.
00:39He says if he doesn't inform the bees of a death, they'll stop producing honey and leave the hive.
00:45You know what?
00:47That's not a proper queen, not the queen of the bees, not the queen of the queen of the world.
00:51I have a middle-class above-ground pool, and I kill bees every day.
00:58And every time I kill a bee, because there's no water sources anywhere, that's, right?
01:02So I'll kill a bee because they're going to sting my kids.
01:06And I just asked Patrick yesterday, this is no lie, I wonder if when they, like, a bee leaves and they go and try to get the water and I kill it,
01:14if the other bees are like, where's, where's Steve?
01:18Where's Carl?
01:18Yes.
01:19Steve never came back.
01:21Do you want...
01:22I honestly wonder if they, I mean, maybe, maybe they really are smarter than we think.
01:26No, they're smart, but I don't know if they're, like, speaking English smart.
01:30But they got to, like...
01:31They know their buddy's missing.
01:32Really?
01:33Sure, but I would display it.
01:34That makes me sad.
01:34On the side of the pool and say, see what happened to your buddy here?
01:36I've done it.
01:37Believe me, I've tried everything.
01:39Like, hi, this guy died here.
01:41Don't come and sting my kids.
01:42So, obviously, they're not that smart.
01:44Wow.
01:45Okay, anyways.
01:45He says, you knock on each hive and say, the mistress is dead, but don't you go.
01:51Your master will be a good master to you.
01:53I've done the hives at Clarence House, and now I'm in Buckingham Palace doing their hives.
01:58That's insane.
02:00So, you got to tell them?
02:01That's crazy.
02:02I've improved my English accent, by the way, in the past week.
02:05Very good job.
02:06For the person that has everything, we were just talking about, what do you get somebody that...
02:10Has everything.
02:10That has everything.
02:11Well, we found something, ladies and gentlemen.
02:13It is, for the baseball fan in your life, Ty Cobb's Dentures.
02:19Baseball legend played for the Detroit Tigers from 1905 to 1926.
02:22He had false teeth at one point.
02:24They were up for grabs for the highest bidder.
02:26They've been displayed at Cooperstown before.
02:28Now somebody has the thing that Ty Cobb had in his mouth to eat steak.
02:32Sold over the weekend, online auction for nearly $19,000.
02:37People buy the dumbest things.
02:38It's ridiculous.
02:39Too much money on the big coin.
02:41See, I love Beyonce, but I would never buy a shirt that she wore.
02:46You know what I mean?
02:47When people spend thousands of dollars on that random memorabilia stuff, I just...
02:51Why?
02:52Nonsense.
02:53Yeah, it is.
02:53It's crazy.
02:54Then finally, a woman was stopped by Customs and Border Patrol at the Texas border with illicit items.
02:59Was it drugs?
03:00No.
03:01What was it?
03:0210 seconds.
03:03This time starts now.
03:06Food.
03:07No.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Was it?
03:08No.
03:08A sandwich?
03:09No.
03:09A hamburger?
03:10No.
03:10A pizza?
03:10No.
03:11Salad?
03:11No.
03:12Banana?
03:12No.
03:12Apple?
03:13No.
03:14Turkey?
03:14No.
03:15Mashed potatoes?
03:15No.
03:16Shoot.
03:18It was worth a shot.
03:19It was good.
03:20It was dozens of wheels of cheese.
03:22Ooh.
03:22Cheese.
03:23Why didn't I say cheese?
03:24Always go cheese.
03:24I love cheese.
03:25When in doubt, cheese.
03:27She declared, she actually declared she had 10 wheels of cheese, but she was far too bashful
03:32to announce that she had another 50 wheels of cheese in the bag, so she had a total of
03:3760 wheels of cheese.
03:38Okay.
03:38She was slapped with a $1,000 fine.
03:40The cheese was destroyed, which is just, I think, the saddest thing of all.
03:44I love cheese.
03:45Yeah.
03:45No con queso for you.
03:46Yeah.