Dave & Chuck the Freak have trouble deciphering what a man in a news interview was saying and after a bunch of listeners figured it out, wonder what's wrong with their brains.
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00:00A
00:06illegal marijuana
00:08operation exploded in Detroit
00:10blew the pants right off a
00:12guy. It really did.
00:14No, no, it did. He was walking around holding
00:16his junk because I guess he wasn't wearing underwear.
00:18Oh my God. But you know how like you see shredded
00:20pants like pirates wore?
00:22Yes, yes. That's what he's wearing.
00:24And he's holding on to his
00:25junk because it's out. What in
00:27the world? What? Like... I'll let
00:29you hear the story in a second, but you
00:31just have to see this.
00:33Oh my goodness, yeah. Yeah, there it is, right?
00:36He's got no...
00:38Oh gosh.
00:39His shredded pants.
00:41Where is this at? This was in Detroit
00:43on Schoolcraft between Greenfield and
00:45Southfield. Look!
00:47There's his ass! His ass is hanging
00:49out. His pants are obliterated.
00:52Shredded! I think he had a bomb in his pants.
00:54Oh! His
00:55pants are... Whoa, dude!
00:57What happened? Bro, your nuts are out.
00:59Yeah, we saw it all there, unfortunately.
01:03Hey man, what
01:04happened to your pants?
01:05That's a good reason to wear underwear right there.
01:08You never know when your pants could just blow up and be shredded
01:10right off your legs. Are you still alive
01:12if the pants that you had on are
01:13just gone?
01:15Yeah, like the... Look at that. Oh wow, is that a huge fire
01:17in there? Yes. When they first reported it, they said
01:19it was a meth lab that blew up, but
01:22no, it turns out it was
01:23a illegal marijuana
01:26operation, and let's get the
01:27story. Well, we'll get the story
01:29from Fox 2 News. Tell us.
01:32And off the top here... Tell us, Dave!
01:34Please, okay, I'm not the reporter. What is this?
01:35I'm just reporting on it.
01:37What happened? Help me decipher what this
01:39guy is saying off the top.
01:42Okay. Okay? Yes.
01:43They speak to someone here. I don't
01:45know what the words are that he
01:47is using. All right. Here's the story
01:49from Fox 2 News. Listen closely.
01:52You know, remember how the world's trace in the blue
01:53when they was running in it? That's how it was in there?
01:5524 hours... Did you...
01:57Go ahead. Do it again.
01:58Holy cow.
01:59Something about... Okay, go ahead.
02:01I'm running. I got running.
02:03Hours after a chaotic afternoon in the 16,000...
02:06Legal weed operation.
02:07It was like how... You know, remember how the world's trace in the blue
02:09when they was running in it? That's how it was in there?
02:1124 hours... The blue?
02:13Something about the war and then straight to the blue?
02:16I think it was chasing the bulls.
02:18Chasing the bulls? I didn't hear bulls.
02:20I didn't hear that at all.
02:21I thought...
02:22Like the running of the bulls?
02:23Was it like... Did he say it was like the running of the bulls?
02:26Let's go back. Let's go back.
02:27It was after a chaotic illegal weed operation.
02:30It was like how... You know, remember how the world's trace in the blue
02:32when they was running in it? That's how it was in there?
02:3424... No. No. Not even close.
02:36No. No. Okay, so we have deciphered what he was saying off the top.
02:40Okay. Yes. Yes.
02:40Something about... You know how the world's trace in the blue
02:43when it blew up. They was running.
02:44He's comparing it to the...
02:46I didn't get that at all.
02:47No. I didn't either.
02:49No.
02:50It was like how... You know, remember how the world's trace in the blue?
02:52They were running in it?
02:52Yes! 100%. Now I hear it!
02:54100%. Oh my God!
02:56100%.
02:57How did we not hear that before?
02:58I have no idea.
02:59That's so crazy.
03:00Because it made no sense. It was just...
03:01Yeah, they were going to be blown in there.
03:03That's what I would have said.
03:04And this time I heard, you know, like the World Trade Center when it blew up.
03:09The World Trade Center blew up. They was running in it. That's how it was in there.
03:1224...
03:12You know how the World Trade Center blew up when they was running? That's how it was in there.
03:15How did this whole group...
03:16No one... None of us got that, but...
03:18I don't know.
03:19I don't know.
03:20Hopefully someone else did.
03:21I don't know.
03:21I can understand it clearly now.
03:23Me too!
03:24Do you know what it's like?
03:25What is that?
03:25Why is that?
03:26What has happened to my brain?
03:28Well, my brain...
03:28It's my brain too!
03:30And mine too!
03:31Everybody's brain!
03:32It's like that green needle.
03:34I couldn't decipher it at all.
03:34He was like...
03:35And now he's like...
03:37It was clear as day!
03:41That's so nuts!
03:42The brain is weird.
03:44I know.
03:45It is weird.
03:46Yeah, now it's totally clear.
03:48It was like...
03:48You know, remember how the World Trade Center...
03:50Oh, my God.
03:51That's why I wasn't there.
03:5224 hours.
03:53It's clear as day.
03:54The first time around, it was gibberish.
03:56The second time around, it was gibberish.
03:58No clue.
03:59Now, every word I can make out.
04:01How many people got that on the text?
04:04179.
04:05Oh, wow.
04:05They all got it.
04:06No, really?
04:07It's just like...
04:08Does it have something to do with...
04:09We were watching the video...
04:10What's wrong with us?
04:11...and those people are listening?
04:12I have no idea.
04:14Maybe they're listening only, and we're looking at it.
04:18Oh, like, and it's throwing us off?
04:20Should we not have looked at it?
04:22Like, if we closed our eyes, would it have helped?
04:24Like, if we closed...
04:25Stop.
04:26No, we don't know.
04:27We'll never know now.
04:29I just think it's...
04:31Yikes.
04:33Is it because we get up so early?
04:36We've been doing this so long?
04:37I don't know.
04:38I'm not sure, Lise.
04:40Maybe we all got a bit more sleep.
04:42I hear every word clear as day now.
04:44Right, but I could not barely make out a word before.
04:48I think what it was is I was trying to just put other words in instead of maybe just clearing
04:55my mind and listening closely.
04:57Or it's just people work with guys who speak exactly the same cadence and everything as him,
05:04and so you're, like, used to it.
05:06That's a lot of people on text that work with someone.
05:08Honestly, you could scroll through hundreds of texts.
05:10Everyone got it except us.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah, I assume.
05:13Oh, there was one guy who had no clue.
05:15Only one, though.
05:16He's with us.
05:17Sorry.
05:17Sorry, man.
05:19Yeah, I mean, we were, like...
05:21We're in this group.
05:22We had no idea.
05:24That was really, really crazy.
05:27I mean, I can't believe how clear as day it is now.
05:32You know, like, when the World Trade Center blew up.
05:36Honestly, it's scary.
05:36It's scary.
05:37I don't know if I'm having a medical thing right now.
05:39If you're having it, we're all having it.
05:41I don't know if we're having the same medical thing.
05:43We're all having a medical thing.
05:44Do you feel better that we're like you?
05:45Chaotic afternoon in the 16th.
05:47Remember, like, all the World Trade Center blew up.
05:48They was running in it.
05:49That's how it was in there.
05:5024.
05:51Every word.
05:52Fix the simulation, Chuck, please.
05:53I listened to that in my office in complete silence and said,
05:58why would they include that in the story?
06:01You can't understand a word he's saying.
06:02Hey, you know what?
06:03What if you put that thought in our head?
06:07Because what you did, you were like, everyone, please try and tell me what is being said off the top here.
06:15So then we were like, oh, God, we're trying to...
06:18Instead of just being like...
06:19But they all got it on the text.
06:21I'm just going to keep saying that.
06:22Yeah.
06:22You said the same thing to everyone.
06:24I think it has to do with we're using other senses right now, and those people were only listening.
06:30I don't know.
06:30Okay.
06:30Now we're getting a lot more of I'm with you guys.
06:33I can hear it clear now.
06:34I couldn't understand it.
06:35Okay.
06:36So now it's a lot of people.
06:37So it is like half the people heard it, half the people didn't.
06:40It's like...
06:41Because now it's all the people saying they didn't understand it either.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Oh, yeah.
06:47That messed us up.
06:48Really more than a mess up right there.