Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what caused their worst car arguments.
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00:00What was the worst car argument you were a part of?
00:051-855-954-6969
00:08Or 46969 is the text
00:10Someone said worst car argument
00:12Was when I took a bite out of my husband's McChicken
00:15Before I handed it to him
00:18He got so mad
00:21It will forever be known to us
00:23As the McChicken incident
00:24We are no longer married
00:27Well no because why is he mad about that?
00:30Don't touch my stuff
00:31I can see how that could be like a trigger at first
00:34Like you're waiting on a chicken sandwich
00:36And then you're like
00:37Why did you do that?
00:40Why'd you do that?
00:42Could have got your own McChicken
00:43We were just at the drive-thru
00:44You're only a dollar and some change
00:45If you wanted one that badly
00:46We could have got you one
00:47Talking to the wrong crowd here apparently
00:49I don't see the big deal
00:52I mean it's really not that big
00:53It's really not that big a deal
00:54It's just one of those things
00:56Where it's like the right environment
00:58You could have the right amount of frustration going on
01:01And then it's just like
01:02And you're hungry
01:02Like the feather floats down
01:04And just like sets you off
01:05I think it all depends to me
01:07You just buy my chicken, damn it!
01:08Yeah
01:09You did it!
01:12Let's be clear
01:13I would not do this
01:14I would not take a bite of my husband's food
01:17Before I gave it to him
01:18Right
01:18I think a lot of people would
01:20But I would hope that he wouldn't be mad
01:21If I did
01:22Amber has this thing
01:24And it's driven me crazy
01:26For our whole marriage
01:26Where she just won't get a drink
01:28Right?
01:30Yeah
01:30I'm like hey I'm just gonna
01:32I'll get a burger and a
01:33You know a Coke Zero
01:34Yeah
01:35And she's like
01:36Oh yeah I'm good
01:37I'm like
01:37Sure cause I want
01:40This drink
01:41Yeah
01:41The full amount of it
01:42I'll buy you whatever you like
01:44Small
01:44Yeah buy you whatever you like
01:44Yep
01:45Nope
01:46Or then we're back on the road
01:47Just have a sip
01:48And then
01:50And she's like
01:50And it's not like you're in a place
01:54It's like she's like in a desert
01:55Right?
01:55Right
01:56She can't quench her thirst
01:57Right
01:58You gotta get your own drink
02:00But if she took a bite of my chicken sandwich
02:01I'd be totally fine
02:02I would not
02:04We're talking about
02:06What's caused a big car argument in your life
02:09Hey how you doing?
02:11Hey I'm alright
02:12Yep
02:13Go ahead
02:14I'm here
02:14Alright
02:16So my sister refused to let me like move the seat
02:19Right?
02:19Couldn't recline it
02:20Couldn't set it up
02:21It was exactly where it was
02:22That's where she wanted it
02:23No idea why
02:25Then one day we was driving
02:27We was only driving for a couple hours
02:29And we was about
02:3120 minutes to the house
02:33And I've been telling her for the last 30 minutes
02:35Look you've gotta stop
02:36I have to use the bathroom
02:37I ain't got a choice
02:37I gotta pee
02:38Well
02:40Wasn't no bottle
02:40Wasn't nothing in the car
02:41And I just
02:42At some point
02:43A man just can't hold it any longer
02:44He just peed
02:45So
02:46Did you piss yourself?
02:47Didn't
02:47Didn't have a choice
02:48Yeah
02:49He did
02:50How old are you?
02:51Let it go
02:51Well right now I'm 34
02:53But then I was like 25
02:55Yeah
02:55Oh so you were a grown man
02:56Yeah a grown man
02:57I was a child
02:57Yeah
02:58Yeah
02:59Yeah
02:59Yeah
02:59That was
03:00Oh if a grown man
03:01If a grown man peed himself in my car
03:03You wouldn't be happy
03:04Would you Dave?
03:05No I would not
03:06I'd be very angry
03:08I'm waiting for the next time
03:09Dave has to drive us somewhere
03:10Well you'll never be in my car again
03:12Chuck P
03:14Yeah
03:15He took a bite of my chicken sandwich
03:17And then he wet himself
03:17I'm like is it ever worth peeing yourself?
03:20No
03:20Not really right?
03:21No
03:21No
03:22It's a terrible time
03:23And you
03:24Your urine has soaked into my car seats
03:26Good luck
03:27Yeah
03:28Good luck getting that out
03:29Getting that out
03:30It's going to be real terrible
03:31Palos in Texas
03:34Hi yes
03:37Like a boss
03:39Anyway
03:40Boss
03:41I got
03:44Not that long ago
03:45I had this chick I used to talk to
03:47Alright
03:47I had this chick I used to talk to
03:49She was just a hookup
03:50She's not a drinker
03:53So she was like
03:54Hey I want to drink
03:55You know
03:55But I want to drink with you
03:56I was like okay sure
03:58I drank like
03:59On my own
04:00And she drank like
04:01Only like four of them
04:02And she was already feeling like
04:03Shrunk
04:03Right
04:04And I think
04:05I think she didn't eat
04:07At all
04:08To the fact that
04:08She had to throw up
04:09Three times
04:11She threw up three times
04:13In your car?
04:14Three times
04:15In my truck
04:16Yeah
04:16Oh
04:17Oh my god
04:18No
04:18Thanks Palo
04:19For calling it
04:20He was a crazy dying
04:22Yeah
04:24She wasn't prepared
04:25No
04:26You wouldn't think that
04:27A couple of white claws
04:28Would make her
04:28Yeah that's crazy
04:29Real low tolerance
04:30And listen
04:31I gotta tell you too
04:32Same thing
04:33Just like being in the car
04:34There's a window
04:35When you know you're gonna puke
04:36That you can at least
04:37Lean out the window
04:38Yeah
04:38I agree
04:39Right
04:39Yep
04:39There's no reason to ever puke
04:41You can prevent puking
04:41Yeah
04:42Especially inside
04:44I've been like hammered drunk
04:45And like thrown up inside my mouth
04:48A bunch of times
04:48Oh really
04:49Oof
04:49My goodness
04:50I've never puked on
04:51Puked on a bar
04:53Well done
04:54Yeah
04:54I did puke out a window once
04:56And that's acceptable
04:58Yeah
04:58I mean it wasn't cool
04:59To the people whose cars I covered
05:01Well no
05:02Because there was on a street side
05:03And I really
05:04I really
05:05You really unleashed it
05:06I peppered quite a few of them
05:07I can't even imagine
05:12Like you exorcisted it
05:13Out the window
05:14There was some people
05:14With some morning questions
05:15So like all their park cars
05:17Yeah
05:17Oh wow
05:18It was like exorcist style too
05:20Like
05:20Oh
05:21Yep
05:23Yeah
05:24No that'd be a hard thing
05:26To wake up to
05:26You're right
05:26But
05:27You didn't puke inside
05:28Right
05:28And I didn't
05:29I didn't puke on my buddy's truck
05:31So
05:31Which is good
05:32Yeah
05:32And then this person said
05:33I was digitally pleasuring my ex
05:36As she was trying to pass a truck
05:39Next thing we know
05:42The truck changed lanes
05:43Drove us right off the freeway
05:44Oh my god
05:45She blamed me for the whole thing
05:47If you hadn't had your fingers in me
05:50That wouldn't have happened
05:50So many times is that true
05:53But it is
05:57You need your wits about you
05:58When you're gonna pass a semi truck
06:00I mean like
06:01I feel like
06:01It's on her to say
06:03Hey stop for a second
06:04I don't know
06:05Hold up
06:05I think you need to know the scenario
06:07You need to look around
06:08And know the
06:09No it's on the driver
06:10Are you telling me
06:12That I have to make the call
06:13It's on the driver
06:14I think if I was
06:15If I was getting like a road service
06:17And then I realized
06:18Uh oh
06:19This is really icy
06:19Or something
06:20I'd be like
06:20Hey stop
06:20I know
06:21But I mean
06:21That's on me
06:22If my eyes are also on
06:23On the surroundings
06:25And I'm just doing stuff
06:26I mean I think I'd be like
06:28Maybe I'd slow it down a bit
06:29I wouldn't be like
06:30Here we go
06:31Oh my god
06:33Let's take you
06:34Let's take you to the next level
06:36While you're trying to pass this truck
06:37Let's make your eyes close
06:40I think it's on
06:41The receiver
06:42Not the giver
06:44Or whoever's
06:45In charge of the wheel
06:46It's on them
06:47You might be right
06:48To make the final call
06:49As to
06:50It might be 80-20
06:51Stop it
06:51Yeah
06:52We're gonna get
06:53Swiped off the side
06:55Of the highway
06:56Right here
06:56If they had of died
06:58It would have been
06:59It would have been a scene
07:01It would have been a scene
07:02If he was still there
07:03It would have been a bad scene
07:04Your arms in the jeans
07:06Or whatever
07:06No good
07:08What a way to go out
07:09I think it would have been a
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