Dave witnessed one of the most embarrassing moments ever on a plane the other day when a man had to poop so bad when they landed that they stopped the plane on the runway for five minutes.
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00:00all right so here's what happened on a flight i was on the other day just to put it give you
00:11set the scene here i'm in the exit row okay okay remember the you've been on a plane like this in
00:19the exit row there's one jump seat where a flight attendant can sit yeah on some planes they have
00:25that right so i'm literally i'm in one aisle the flight attendant's right across the aisle from me
00:30okay the second we touch the ground a dude jumps up in his seat to get out like he literally just
00:39touched down oh so like you're supposed to taxi all the way to the gate we have just put wheels down
00:45yeah yeah yeah and the flight attendant of course like sir this is an active taxiway active runway
00:50you have to sit down he's like i have to go to the bathroom oh no oh no and the flight attendant
00:57said sir sit down like it's getting pretty heated i'm just like i take my one of my headphones i'm
01:03like what's happening oh boy he says to the dude i have to poop
01:11with the stone cold most serious face you have ever seen yes yes the flight attendant is like
01:22hold on a minute he grabs a little phone behind him and he's like oh someone's gonna poop
01:29we've all been there yes and he hangs up the phone he's like go ahead
01:36as this guy is now climbing over these two people and walking down the aisle everyone's
01:43like what's happening like we're still moving the plane comes to a stop the pilot says due to an
01:49incident in the cabin the plane must remain still until every passenger is back in their seat
01:55unfortunately though we have had a an emergency situation yeah that we are letting happen please be
02:04patient we will resume our taxi to the gate as soon as so you just stop in the middle
02:10you guys okay so i'm just thinking my god the world's most embarrassing moment is happening
02:16everyone now knows lisa it was four and a half minutes because i'm like let's take a look see to
02:24see four and a half minutes we didn't move as this man was blowing ass on the toilet four and a half
02:31minutes is not you know it could have been longer i guess yeah oh it could have but still like you
02:35know he's not just peeing right no no no no he said he said well he said to us like oh the whole
02:41plane the whole plane didn't hear that right but then after you know almost five minutes in there
02:46and i thought what's gonna happen when he comes out are people gonna clap yeah he had to go back to
02:52his seat how embarrassing oh the worst yes and no one clapped and everyone would just kind of avoided
02:58eye contact with the man because they all knew that he almost grabbed him was he defiant was he like
03:04yeah i pooped no he was head down that's so embarrassing he was head down shame all the way
03:10back to his seat and then he went back and he put his seat belt on the flight is like yeah i'm pooping
03:15i can see him i'm gonna keep going and um we took off again and went to the actual gate so he got off
03:22so i stand up he gets off right in front of me and i'm behind him the whole way out going oh my god
03:28oh my god oh my god really embarrassing the pilot had to make an announcement oh my god so you're on
03:34the toilet though and then you hear the announcement even worse but he had the pilot like because people
03:41they're like why are we stopped what's what's happening yeah yeah yeah they're like they're
03:45losing it back here also other people were like undoing their seat belt oh they thought they were
03:51done like oh yeah i'm not paying attention or whatever and they think they must be at the gate
03:55i just realized it's not even just the plane it's anyone else flying into the airport because like the
04:02air traffic controller would have had to be like uh delta 575 uh do not land yet we have a poop
04:09emergency a man is pooping right now and he is on the taxiway we can't move any of the other planes
04:16he got a circle around
04:17american airline 676 keep flying in a circle because we have a poop emergency on runway five
04:25that's a lot of trouble like i'm just thought about the ripple effects of this man's five minutes
04:33stops in the middle of a runway
04:35everything has to stop you can't have five minutes of poop happening on an active runway
04:41flight 471 stay air bounce stay air bounce
04:44abort landing abort landing
04:48oh guys
04:49the plane like go back into the air
04:53oh my god
04:55i just thought about it now it definitely wasn't just that plane
05:03things it had to we weren't anywhere near the gate
05:05no
05:06you see the ticking of the clock
05:18and now planes almost hit each other
05:22we're talking about it on
05:23this guy just keeps going
05:26yep
05:27i thought about it i almost wanted to take a picture i'm like i can't shame the man anymore
05:30but i'm definitely gonna mention it
05:32man think about it they were just plane circling the airport for five minutes
05:37that would be the only way for that moment to be more terrible if it was dave being like
05:41sorry bud
05:45i'm on a radio show
05:47check us out
05:49we'll do a whole bit on this
05:51i wish i could know what was in his head when he was leaving and he had to be around everybody
05:59oh my god
06:00yeah because you stand in that uncomfortable
06:02yeah he's like getting his bag
06:03i'm a human being
06:04i'm a human being
06:06he's like you don't know how people
06:08sir sir
06:10i'm a human being don't you judge me
06:12sir let me get your luggage so you don't poop yourself
06:14i'll get that sir
06:17i don't know how people are gonna handle that
06:19yeah now claire is a flight attendant and has a similar story she wanted to share hey claire
06:24hey guys um so i am a flight attendant for a major u.s airline
06:30okay and was one day sitting in the back of aircraft in the jump seat between the two bathrooms
06:36and you're getting ready to land the wheels were coming down and i noticed one of the doors were locked
06:41so i started knocking on the door saying are you okay are you okay we're getting ready to land you
06:46need to come out and there was no response so it got more urgent as some people have medical
06:51emergencies in the bathroom right now so i stopped knocking there was no response and so i had to
06:57unlock the door from the outside oh no there was a man in there pooping his brains out and
07:03but still wouldn't respond to me and uh i closed the door
07:09you have to stay in there we're on an active taxi you can't get up you have to stay in there
07:19so the man had to stay in the bathroom until we got to the gate um and then he was able to come out
07:27and go back to his seat and get his stuff like i would have been like i'm gonna stand here until
07:34everyone is off the plane when everyone has exited the plane can you knock and let me know i can come
07:39out because i'm not coming out now he's just staring straight ahead you guys in the bathroom
07:47god this woman this is flight attendancy hi how are you doesn't respond yeah oh my god just like
07:55stone face just like yeah i have a job to do yeah there's a job to do here
08:00that's terrible that is terrible that is absolutely terrible when you thought it couldn't get any worse
08:07do you think the flight obviously the flight attendant not the flight attendant the pilot on
08:12my flight knew exactly what was going on but i'm sure he wondered how he'd present it to us
08:17right when he had to make an announcement yeah he had to be very careful he was i'll give him that
08:22he didn't i guess he could have went crazy because what did he say like what did he due to an
08:28emergency situation like a passenger or something like they never mentioned poop
08:32right he can't mention poop and he never mentioned bathroom no uh attention uh delta airlines passage
08:39we have been pooping himself incredibly pooping you can hear him he's uh screaming right now
08:49from the bathroom because he had to stop us we're all waiting we're all waiting not only us but uh
08:56american airlines delta airlines frontier what would you do any different we're all waiting for this
09:03man to finish his bowel movement uh we hear diarrhea sounds coming from the it's definitely diarrhea
09:10no he's not he's still not oh wow yeah it's a double flusher so we're probably gonna be on the
09:21ground for a little bit longer if you look out the window right now you could see oh those two planes
09:25almost hit each other check that out that's because this guy pooping any minute now it's only
09:33been a minute and a half so probably got another three and a three minutes to wait before this man
09:40is done oh yeah it could have been much more embarrassing i guess but yeah he handled it well
09:46the pilot the pilot did the pilot was very vague but still had to make an announcement to make sure
09:50at the same time i don't want you to be vague like i don't like we're not moving i'm in the back
09:57you say all i hear is emergency okay so he didn't say he said urgent oh okay he didn't say
10:03i'm remembering now he didn't say emergency situation he said an urgent situation that
10:08once that is rectifiable my god i mean just to be on that toilet and hear that announcement
10:14and know it's you know it's you know it's you know i'm in the bathroom all that announcement's
10:20going and you've got to face the people when you open that door
10:23come on i'd have my i'd have my shirt over my head like it was like tmz
10:29like no one sees me for the rest of the flight
10:34you