Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the time Dave boarded a plane by waving it down on the tarmac after running late and almost missing his flight. Andy and James also had a wild experience while running late for a flight that was taking the whole show to Boston.
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00:00another bitches trip in this one in los angeles a woman taken into custody at los angeles
00:09international airport she ran onto the tarmac to flag down a southwest airlines plane oh my god
00:18i'm surprised these people don't get shot that's me i don't know how they don't have
00:24snipers ready on the ready yeah i've done it i know that you've done it but you did it
00:29out way before i did it a long time as crazy as it is i've done this no it was a little canadian
00:36airport right it was a smaller right yeah my buddies used to work there it was real loosey-goose i
00:41waved i waved the plane down and got on yeah they had already pulled the the stairs up oh hey we got
00:49a dad down there and they were cool about it they were totally cool about it this was okay a couple
00:55things before 9 11 and it was a tiny little canadian airport yeah yeah i'm sure now i
00:59wouldn't be able to do it how big was the plane again i can't remember oh like a 25 seater yeah
01:04something like that still you did it it's like a movie yeah no 100 i'll never chase a plane down
01:12exactly like you're trying in the movie you're trying to stop your soon-to-be lover right it's
01:18just the end of liar liar yeah like no i was um i was flying home for thanksgiving oh it's even more
01:26of a movie yeah i was flying for thanksgiving but i was working this was when i was a reporter
01:30i was covering this fire and i'm like oh this fire story's never gonna end i'm not gonna make
01:34my flight and i kept trying to like you know checking my watch and i was doing had to be staying
01:38on the scene and do these live reports and finally i'm like you guys i gotta go i'm gonna catch
01:42my plane i gotta be home for thanksgiving yeah i got something on my mind i need to get to my family
01:50john candy and i'm trying to get home for thanksgiving there's got to be dramatic music with it it's a
01:57whole scene absolutely so i fly to the airport the little canadian airport i get in and it was so
02:05loosey-goosey back then again before 9 11. you could walk right up to the gate yeah there was no
02:10security before the gate no and the person who takes your tickets is also the person that helps
02:16them you know get the plane out yeah so they'd left there was no one at the gate oh man so i just
02:22was like um do i just walk out and i pushed the door open and the guy was there and i could see the
02:27pilot yeah you wave and i did i'm like hey and i was holding up my little printable boarding
02:32and they're like you can see the pilot look at the guy and he's like yeah shake his head yes and
02:39then they're like okay and then they open she's going hey oh she's gone yeah exactly oh yeah come
02:46let's get dave home for thanksgiving hey it's the right thing to do
02:55yeah it happened and it somehow worked i wasn't a taste or shot or anything me and james almost missed
03:00that flight that one time that's right and james was driving yeah that was one of the craziest right
03:06i was in a car with james 45 minutes and we were on this road he came to pick me up which was really
03:10nice of him but we were on this road that had been backed up traffic for like no reason and we weren't
03:16going anywhere we knew time was of the essence yeah and then james that's right we were all at the
03:20airport going oh where are those guys yes i'm a person that used to abuse hardcore drugs and when james
03:28that was one of the most hardcore moments of my life was it was driving with james because i was literally
03:32like we might die in a fiery explosion or lose our jobs or both i don't know this is gonna get
03:39crazy i'm just merging down the highway looking at the time and i'm like andy hold on your butts
03:42man because yeah it's gonna be a crazy ride well we like run in and we're like all sweaty from
03:47running and they're like oh my god oh my god and then it was just like oh okay they're just boarding
03:51now yeah it was like the most amazing ending to that whole if the game said he thought he was
03:57living in a rob zombie music video because it was like dragula yeah zombies playing and i just
04:03i can't imagine being in the car with you driving like that because i was thinking of going with
04:07them too that time you were in the car that would have been great i'm so glad it wasn't there james oh
04:13my god james look out james jesus walk out calm down you want me to crash this renegade
04:22he'll do it calm down you complaining and bitchy he's not gonna get us here more faster
04:29what's gonna get us there faster is my foot on the accelerator yeah dave gets zip tied in the back
04:35of james oh yeah i'm just our father towards it heaven hallowed be my name i remember the moments
04:40where james was like me and him were both realizing that the cars aren't moving and i just remember not
04:44wanting to say much to him about it like i'm like well we're really moving my anxiety
04:53my butthole is puckered so tight because i think we're going to we're going to boston yeah
04:58first times and i'm like oh my god we're gonna miss this yeah dave's gonna murder me
05:04what's gonna happen was that before uh any kind of help uh flight help no i was i had
05:11flight help yeah i was able to handle my anxiety to fly on the plane but now like that anxiety that
05:17i would have flying on the plane is now times a thousand trying to get andy and i to the airport
05:21what music was playing well we had the rob zombie on and then all kinds of stuff and then it was
05:26mostly this like me being like is everything okay is everything gonna be all right i think i think i
05:33think i'll be very calming yeah like when you're the real calming influence you know i don't know i'm
05:39not good at calming people down all right hold on andy the speed limit's 55 yeah james we're going
05:4585 baby oh boy i'm gonna deliver this package i'm gonna get you straight to the airport don't worry
05:52green bean this is uh this is intense james i'm not gonna lie to you it's like yeah and then i was
06:00feeling bad because like he came to pick me up so i'm like i'm like i'm the one that screwed up
06:05everything so i'm just trying not to say i'm like yeah everything's fine everything will be good
06:12i'm sure every time i look at the clock okay we got three minutes okay and we got about five miles
06:18left it's a process right you've got to park you got to go through security you got to get
06:21oh yeah you know that you're in for we lucked out at parking too we got on the first yes like floor
06:27whoa and i was like never it was literally a miracle like this is the first time i believe in divine
06:33intervention because we get there we park we park so easy so fast the doors open up to get
06:38in the airport bam we are right where we need to be to go through security it was like holy crap
06:43and security was a breeze yes oh wow it was it was a miracle yeah i just ran up with my stupid
06:49little suitcase full of andy stuff you guys seem pretty calm by the time you well they were probably
06:54tired yeah we had been through it yeah you're right you're probably pretty spent we got a lot of that
06:58out let's keep it together hey guys how's it going yeah oh we're born in green i think both
07:05our brains were whistling it is it is funny to just be relaxing in the chair and then see the two people
07:12that have like been through and experienced together oh boy look at this look what's happened here
07:20i'm all sweaty i'm trying to make sure i get my medication so i can actually get on the plane and
07:23not freak out inexplicable feathers in my hair i'm like things were crazy i think i ran through a
07:32bunch of pigeons feathers in your hair man oh