Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Texas who was arrested for breaking into multiple apartments and stealing women's underwear and try to figure out what is going on in this pervert's mind.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:10I'll admit
00:11You're a pervert
00:13I like women's panties
00:15Oh yeah
00:16Sure
00:16Most of us guys do
00:18Yeah
00:18In healthy ways
00:19In healthy ways
00:21I'm lucky I don't like women's panties
00:23There's a big difference
00:27So you don't like to wear them
00:29You just like to see
00:29Other women wearing them
00:31Or wear them
00:31Or do other things with them
00:33There's a lot of things you can do
00:36Put them on your face like a COVID mask
00:37Yeah
00:38That's it
00:38After they've been worn
00:39Yeah
00:40Huntsville, Texas man though
00:42He likes women's panties
00:44He's being held on $75,000 bond
00:48After he allegedly stole women's underwear
00:51From a ton of homes
00:53Oh wow
00:54So he's this guy that probably
00:56Doesn't care who's wearing them
00:58Just the fact that they've been worn
01:00Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
01:00Yes, exactly
01:01He doesn't care if it's Big Bertha
01:03Yeah
01:03Or Tiny Tina
01:04Nope, nope
01:05He just wants their soiled niggers
01:06Official
01:07Uh, yeah
01:08Knickles underwear
01:09Yeah
01:09Yeah
01:10That's what he wants
01:12That's what he's going for
01:13Brandon George was arrested by the Huntsville Police Department
01:16He's been charged with burglary
01:17Investigators served arrest and search warrants at his home
01:21After burglary occurred nearby
01:24And they believed he was the dude
01:27In that case
01:28The victim reported her underwear
01:30Had been stolen
01:31From her dirty laundry hamper
01:34Yeah
01:35He likes some ewes, Jade
01:37Gross
01:37He likes some soiled
01:38Gross
01:39This guy, like, risked
01:41Breaking into that many places
01:43Like, there's a real good chance
01:46Someone just
01:46Pops you
01:47It's Texas
01:48Yeah
01:49It's Texas
01:50It's Texas
01:50Yeah, it's Texas
01:51Number one, it's Texas
01:52Pachoo, pachoo
01:53Yeah, those are the most well-guarded panties
01:55Number two, everyone has cameras
01:57Yeah
01:57There's all those Texas barbecue sauce stains on those panties
02:01Oh my god
02:01Yeah
02:02Oh my god, that's not barbecue sauce
02:04Yeah
02:04Sometimes it is
02:07The thing is, sometimes it is
02:09In Texas it is, I guess
02:11Yeah
02:12You can only tell by tasting it
02:13Oh
02:14I bet he does
02:15And I bet he does
02:16All right
02:17Yuck
02:18That one was not barbecue
02:19Yeah
02:19They think that this guy was also seen acting suspiciously near
02:23Uh, some bedroom windows
02:24Yeah
02:25As well
02:25And yeah, he
02:26Look at that face
02:27That's a face that makes that noise
02:28Oh, wow
02:29I'm just gonna borrow these panties
02:32I've never been laid
02:33I was gonna say
02:34It's because he's never seen a pair of panties
02:36That's it
02:36Oh, man
02:37He's got that
02:38Never been laid
02:39I need to steal panties for sex face
02:42Yeah
02:42Yeah
02:42Right there it says it all
02:44It's just so wild
02:45Like, to
02:46The thought of what goes through someone's head
02:47And
02:48There's no, like
02:50Conscious of, like
02:51This is wrong
02:53I should not be doing this
02:54Like, the urge to go steal
02:55Is so strong
02:56Is so strong
02:58That you're like
02:58I gotta do it
02:59I gotta get them
02:59Yeah
03:00I gotta get them
03:00I think it is
03:01Yeah
03:02Cause you know it's wrong
03:03You know you could get busted
03:04But you just can't stop yourself
03:06You want them panties
03:07And also
03:08Like addicted to, like
03:08Cigarettes
03:09Right
03:10Yeah
03:10Absolutely
03:10It's a panty addiction
03:11But also, you can get them in other ways
03:14Like, you don't have to put yourself at risk
03:17Right
03:18You can buy them online from people
03:21But that's not
03:23This is the thing
03:24It's not what he's after
03:25That's not what he's after
03:26He needs the thrill of it all
03:27Which I always think
03:28Guys like this
03:30It's one step away from starting to
03:32You know
03:33Get worse
03:35When he breaks into homes
03:36You know
03:38Yeah, that's a different
03:39That's like the next level of
03:40That's part of the appeal
03:42To doing it
03:43Yeah
03:43Breaking into the home
03:45Is also erotic
03:46Yeah
03:47And that's when
03:48You really got to
03:49Erotic
03:50So erotic
03:51Breaking into this house
03:52I mean that probably
03:53You know
03:54That probably gets him
03:55Like half iron chic
03:56I bet
03:57You know
03:57And then he gets
03:58And then once he gets
03:59The panties
04:00Then it's
04:00Yeah
04:00Then he's really
04:03If you want to see
04:04What this guy looks like
04:05I'm tweeting out
04:05His mugshot
04:06Just search Dave
04:07And just
04:08Stop tweeting me
04:10That I look just like him
04:12Chuck the Freak panty thief
04:14Yeah
04:15Yeah
04:16Looks like Chuck the Freak
04:17If he shaved his goatee
04:18If he shaved
04:19Chuck the Freak
04:20They're not wrong
04:21No, they're not
04:22Y'all have a similar look about you
04:26Yeah, all of us
04:27Panties
04:27Perverts
04:28Perverts
04:28I wear them on my face
04:30This woman let us know
04:32That they can't steal her underwear
04:33Because she doesn't wear any
04:34More like
04:36You know what
04:37I've got all these guys
04:39Figured out
04:40And beaten
04:41How's that?
04:44I don't wear any panties
04:46Never have
04:47Never will
04:48Oh goodness
04:49I like to keep my stuff
04:50Hanging low
04:51Hanging low
04:53She's got smoke rings
04:54Coming out of places
04:55I can't imagine
04:56I smoke for two
04:58I can't even
05:00I was going to make
05:03Some kind of
05:04Yeah
05:04Real filthy joke
05:05Yeah
05:06With
05:06Lips
05:08But I just passed
05:11You know
05:12I decided not to
05:13It's not really a ring
05:16It's more like
05:17A long oval
05:18Oh
05:18Oh god
05:19Goodness gracious
05:21Sorry lady
05:23Yeah
05:24I could not be anything like you
05:25But
05:25Yeah
05:26The risk you take
05:27Yeah
05:27I'm sorry my lady
05:28I'm sorry my lady
05:29I just had to bow down to her to apologize
05:31I hope you do not sound like the smoker lady
05:33I hope you don't have a long oval
05:34And I hope you don't sound like a couple of things
05:37It's wide
05:38I'm sure it is
05:41I'm sure it is
05:42Hear that?
05:43What's that noise?
05:45Those were smoke rings being blown
05:47As I was talking
05:48Oh I didn't see them though
05:49Are they under the table?
05:52Yeah they're down there
05:54They're down there
05:55It's getting real smoky
05:56Like a Canadian wildfire
05:58That's what the haze is
06:00Oh yeah
06:02You thought that was the Canadian?
06:04Explains the haze and the smell of tuna
06:06Oh god
06:07Yeah it's a real flavorful smoked tuna smell
06:11Real fishy
06:11Alright that's enough
06:12I can't take it anymore