Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Massachusetts who gave out rotisserie chickens to trick-or-treaters on Halloween. Then, Dave offers to take Lisa to the "clubs" in order to find some good rotisserie chicken deals, among other things she might need.
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00:00a lot of people complain about prices at the grocery store so what would you do if your
00:08child's trick-or-treating loot included practical stuff like a pack of bacon or a dozen eggs
00:16i'd be really mad a man in massachusetts handed out rotisserie chickens oh that's not bad
00:23to kids that stopped by his house delicious he bought them all at the market basket
00:29grocery chain no he said he offered the kids a full rotisserie chicken or a full-size candy bar
00:37that's an easy trade what i can get wrong with him my dad applies for a credit card at the grocery
00:45store all the time to get a free chicken exactly he's got 100 cards two kids took him up gotta
00:52carry us chicken around all night until you get home a greasy chicken i'm not that chicken bag too
00:59is precarious very moist it melts all the candy the chicken yeah uh here's a quick update on the
01:07story had a tough decision for trick-or-treaters he came to his door uh and what he offered is going
01:12viral michael marotta had a tray of rotisserie chickens i'm not taking chicken from that guy
01:17is that guy wearing women's glasses yes i'm not no you keep your chickens yes so they advertised they
01:23had full-size candy bars and rotisserie chickens i would go trick-or-treating that he bought at market
01:28basket he says of the 20 or so visitors two two actually took the chicken the others didn't know
01:35what they were passing out michael said overall the reception was positive market basket even responded
01:40saying they hope the trick-or-treaters liked you know the chicken or the so some kind of deal with
01:45this chicken place what is market basket big grocery store chain in the boston area i don't know uh but
01:50i don't think so he said it's his lifelong dream to hand out chickens his lifelong dream his lifelong
01:56dream some people have dream better dream than some people dream big and some people dream that you
02:02want to give out chickens on halloween not a bad dream it's a hell of a dream yeah my dream is to
02:07hand out full-size chickens can i tell you at least his at least his dream isn't the same as
02:13everyone else's and he he achieved it my dream is to wear women's sunglasses and hand out full-size
02:20chickens on halloween then he's done it so weird then he has to hand out rotisserie chicken that's
02:27right a manager at market plate market basket market basket is he no i don't think so i don't think
02:33why are you trying to advertise i think it's real close to his house i think it's just real close to
02:39his house i don't see him driving out of his way what's his link tree take it take you to
02:43his only fans he's just trying to go viral with this chicken thing maybe he does rotisserie chicken
02:48only fans content oh yeah let's hope and it's weird that market basket i've never seen rotisserie
02:54chickens just wrapped in plastic like that yeah you know normally they're in like a container
02:59yeah like i always get mine in that bag whatever that chicken bag is market basket does it right
03:05though kind of like costco their price point 4.99 that's a good price for a chicken yeah listen man
03:12it's one of those lost things they'll take a loss on that to get you in the door right because
03:15they got me they're more they they hate when i walk in and just buy one of those and leave
03:20i'm not in the game there you ain't in the rotisserie chicken honestly the thing is it's
03:25just it's not a bad thing when you're like i'm like okay i have to eat some chicken you know the
03:31greatest deal and i'm gonna give this away because it is but um sam's club so they the day after the
03:38rotisserie chickens don't sell they chop them up so you can either buy four legs or four titties
03:44oh i see three bucks it's like 350 yeah you get four full chicken breasts because it's almost
03:51almost bad meat well it's just a day old it's fine yep but i think that's like the deal of the
03:57set 350 for four chicken titties i get it i get it stop saying don't call them that chicken titties
04:04please no the breast you can't help it can you imagine how he sucks on them okay come on wait
04:10are you kidding me can you even imagine why you say that stop it god i'd go to dave's chicken
04:17titty restaurant yeah i know chicken titties someone had to have started a truck titty bucket and uh
04:24some biscuits please there has to be a chicken truck a chicken titties called that well there's a
04:31very sexy looking chicken yeah yeah i guess not no of course not i mean seriously
04:37hey welcome to chicken titties how many in your party i just you know you're trying to save yourself
04:43something you hear in here that's true i'll take this single picture of dave suckling a chicken
04:49breast welcome to dave hunter's chicken titties how can we help you oh we're good we're gonna go
04:55going up against kenny rogers roasters yeah gotta beat them somehow i love how you just have
04:59the authority on the clubs all the different clubs oh my god he's a member of every club the
05:03only one he's not in is the bj club no i joined bj oh did you yeah it's only it was like super cheap
05:10no a buddy actually works there and got me a membership so i didn't pay anything so i've only
05:15been twice he's been to every club you love clubs are you involved in all three clubs yes he is
05:21what are you don't invite me lisa don't invite me we're going we're going we're going no are you
05:28get in the car i need a xanax i need i need a glass of wine i can't go look at me look at me
05:36what when we leave here no clubs are quiet no okay i don't know i'm still getting anxiety what's the
05:43parking lot like it's probably insane look i do it on my sanity please don't line up no i can't you
05:49don't understand you have to if you're if you ever much stuff got lisa she'll be changed to go i won't
05:56be changed i hate those places she won't she just she won't i don't need that much stuff day old meat
06:02deals day old meat day old previously cooked meat no one does i am quality baby all quality
06:11i rely on your day old meat tour dave
06:13i get four titties for 350. stop saying that see if i go into the store with you and you're like
06:21you got four titties over here for 3.99 yeah no i'll be hiding somewhere oh my god someone said
06:30the word oh my god arrest them it was her it was her so embarrassing oh we are going clubbing
06:41can i tell you if you're gonna get her to go clubbing though i want you to go when it's a nightmare
06:45no because that'd be a really good time i want her to actually enjoy it she's not gonna enjoy it
06:50anyway somebody will hit my car oh no i know it the parking lot somebody will hit my car look at
06:55your anxiety is already kicking in i thought i'm going clubbing i'm sorry i left a post-it note on
07:00your car my child just boom we'll park your car in a safe space you can come in my car the only safe
07:06place is like all the way across the street oh there's a line for gas that's insane i can't see a gas
07:12we won't get gas we can't leave you at least because the gas line has got us blocked in
07:17that can really happen we'll do a show road trip we'll go clubbing together oh my god it oh i'll
07:24tell you alisa clubbing put on your best clubbing attire i'll walk in with behind you guys with the
07:29boom box blasting some sweet genuine or some other 90s club hits they went clubbing for titties
07:35yeah they did not what you think where's your day old meat department for you to get some deals
07:41on chicken titties department it's the greatest deal of your life what do you like about it so much
07:45what is your favorite thing okay um what i enjoy is the prices well sure i guess that's right it's
07:53cheap i guess cheaper than right now i have two boys that eat at a house and home so when i can save
07:59money on cheap chicken titties yeah i get it yeah because they'll go through that in a day
08:04oh yeah they won't have time to go stale it's not tyson right you're not eating tyson no no no
08:10it's their rotisserie chickens just from the day before just chopping but all white meat
08:14we can't wait to get you in there and have you try that dollar 50 pizza
08:17whatever it is it's good the pizza at the cafeteria is no joke it's good it's actually not bad the one
08:26at costco uh but they have the dollar 50 hot dogs least dollar 50 lees it's not lees
08:32there's literally nothing if that falls out of your pocket the day old titties don't get you going how
08:37about a wiener yeah that's it that's what dave's trying to sell it on dollar 50 wieners
08:43where can you go in 2023 yes and a drink included with drink with all the toppings
08:52your heart's desires it's all possible at the club they're big wieners too yeah do they have
08:58light bulbs there yeah oh sure i can get you enough light bulbs to power shopping i'm having a problem
09:04i need some good light bulbs can i tell you do you have a stadium that you need to lit because you
09:09have to buy enough you have to buy a hundred at a time no just like six or twelve oh i need a lot
09:15well there you go see we're good we're going clubbing oh man i mean i i have anxiety right now though
09:22thinking about it i just all the dense eternal classic in the club in my head i got lisa in the club
09:29buying chicken titties
09:31i'm telling you oh man passion here one day one day we'll go and we'll see if you change your mind or not