Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about sleeping in the nude after a 72-year-old woman defended her home against an intruder while naked. Then, after Jason reveals that he sleeps naked, Dave wonders if he met his wife through a naked dating website.
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00:00well off to vancouver canada for our next story where cops say a nude 72 year old woman
00:13was able to ward off a naked intruder both nude both nude incredible she was able to
00:24ward him off with a shovel she was sleeping alfresco if you will is that what you call it i don't know
00:33in the buff yeah oh 72 year old i sleep in nothing whoa oh god i'm naked too though i guess
00:47fancy us both yeah we wore the same thing huh you stole my what is that a shovel oh my god
00:54i'm about to beat you half to death how's she going normally you think an old lady would be
01:02so concerned about her decency but i guess if you sleep nude you probably are more open to it yeah
01:08you probably have no qualms i got a problem with this gorgeous body i've been waiting for a good
01:14nude fight for quite some time here it is hold on let me get my oil out oh she's oiling up
01:24i gotta be slick
01:28greco roman style oh my god by the way i meant au naturel not alfresco i was like alfresco what do
01:36what do you even say i don't know he's already on some kind of vacation he's like i'll take that
01:40alfresco whatever that means what does it mean um oh like eating in the outside yeah eating in the
01:48open air there you go i would not expect a nude 72 year old lady to come out of the bedroom no my god
01:55no i mean i wouldn't like it either no no no one i mean you're naked so you're probably yeah i'm a mess
02:03yeah i get it something's happened to you i'm a mess i've just had a shocking thought
02:09to a lot of seniors sleep nude i don't think so i don't they get well no yeah they get cold every
02:17year i get colder so i can't even imagine that i'm going to eventually gear down the blood isn't
02:24pumping that's it you know that's it well well i sleep nude now and i don't think i'm going to be
02:29putting on more clothes as i get older well i'm this guy huh we got to find out about him naked
02:34you already knew that yeah i forgot i forgot all about that let me say it one more time for you
02:40no okay what about your wife if you don't mind me asking does she sleep nude yeah yes she does yeah
02:46okay there you go no i'm just wondering if that's like a couple thing or okay did you both do that
02:51before you met or did you start doing that after you got married uh i know that i did i i believe she
02:57always did as well you met a nudist yeah did you go on like nude dating.com or where did you meet
03:03that's where he met her nope we just just didn't put clothes on when we went to sleep dating that's
03:09why they got married they're a match i'm looking for uh i sleep in the nude yeah i sleep nude.com
03:1660 to 80 but i'll take the inner early 30s yeah oh for sure i mean i've always said my problem would be
03:24constant arousal how do you not always i think that that's the upside of it i mean unfortunately
03:30you know he's trying not to have another kid but so good luck with all that right uh you know but
03:36well i also have a kid sneaking into my room every night and i have a baby sleeping in the same room
03:41makes it tough makes it too bad yeah so sad what it used to be yeah yeah that's too bad it'll come back
03:49around though it'll come back around yeah you know hope isn't really my forte but yeah
03:54yeah it may not appear as they currently do but it'll come back around yeah yep i'll just keep
04:00sleeping nude there you go that's what you do jason the al fresco yeah al fresco and oh nature yeah he
04:08does it all yeah yeah i forgot that little nugget but whatever you found her on nude dating.com and
04:12that's yeah i'm glad you guys get that started up they have to already have nude dating.com it has
04:19to be a thing it's a thing yeah i mean i don't like to be nude anywhere else i'm not i'm definitely
04:23not just when you sleep yeah just do it i mean you did get a lot of mosquito bites on your ass when
04:27you went camping once so i believe you can't sleep or you sleep nude that wasn't sleeping yeah uh
04:33wow nude dating.com nude like nudist sites yeah yeah so that's where he found her they're not nudists
04:41though they just sleep naked they say are sometimes they're trying to say single naked
04:46lesbian women hello that's exactly where i went i don't know if it's gonna be as good as you want
04:51it to be i think it's not bad i don't know i think it's pretty bad oh i mean that it started out
04:58okay like not bad crazy but she likes to get effed that's a hell of a that woman looked like she
05:07could murder you oh yes she probably would look at what does she have a doll in the background
05:13yes that's everything i'm looking for yeah i was gonna say she's just my type no
05:19oh look at this lesbo chick over here that's the description in her photo i didn't oh yeah no it
05:23says bella lesbo chick hell of a thing that is a hell of a thing this naked dating site that jason met
05:31his wife on is crazy crazy yeah you got to sign up and everything they're not going to let you see
05:37it i mean i got an account already you can just use my email yeah that's true try oh here's why
05:43there's when you'd like oh she's on the lesbo and the regular whoa come look at her yeah chris farley
05:50titties you don't like imagine chris farley topless that's what it's not great it's not jason's
06:04profile i get horny when people see me naked yeah yeah no i just do it when i sleep yeah i don't
06:10play that's the hair do i wish i had a young gary oldman is uh she's looking for love yeah like she's
06:19like hello oh god look at i love wisconsin oh my god look at this woman in front i love doing being
06:27nude after a shower or after i get home to relax oh sleep nude imagine that lady looking over on top
06:35of you no that's uh that's everyone who would have reached out to me on a dating app that's throw
06:40mama from the train like hey i see you're single now she's that lady looks like a young meatloaf
06:48not even that not even that dating site is wild
06:54oh oh my god she says and i quote i'm not a spitter boys i'm good at what i do i'm always horny
07:06like making people laugh peace and tranquil is the key to happiness and i want to be happy
07:12i'm an old lady from fort collins colorado and i like it dude yep i ain't no spitter oh no no 300
07:19pound piggy he enjoys being degraded she calls herself she called herself a 300 pound piggy that's
07:26her description oh what a photo yeah oh my god good gracious piggy oh my goodness my goodness
07:36naked dating site dot com entertain yourself you're lucky that you found one there jason yeah you are
07:41because it looks like it's whoa yeah it's hard to find you missed a couple gems though too yeah yeah
07:48gems what about this warlock
07:53one person's warlock is another person yeah exactly so true so true andy maybe get into nudism yeah that's
08:00what i'll do yeah that's what i'll do
08:04oh goodness and you can search by your own town too um okay but so we've looked at this but
08:11are there guys on this site of course there are like there are nude dudes these are news there are
08:17nude dudes there you go let's see what we can get lisa oh what are this fella here oh they're all
08:24gonna be into guys right that's all you need to say sometimes at least all that needs to be said
08:43like god i gotta come up with something oh yeah oh yeah i'm ready so if you are looking for love go
08:59to the site where jason met his wife uh naked dating site dot com yep you'll find your true love there
09:05it's anything's possible anything is busted
09:11you