Dave & Chuck were talking about a naked woman named Paula who was arrested for attacking a man with a cast-iron frying pan. Then, Dave remembers he used to have a "news crush" on an anchor named Paula when he was younger.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is tripping this is a hot or not play along if you like at
00:11daveandchuckthefreak.com where you'll find this woman's mug shot a 35 year old woman
00:16shot in the leg by a virginia homeowner after she allegedly broke into his house naked
00:24and attacked him with a frying pan
00:27paula michelle locklear was taken into custody and charged with one count each of felony breaking
00:38and entering of an occupied home while armed with a deadly weapon to commit larceny assault
00:45and battery and intentional damage to property the homeowner said he heard a noise at the back
00:51of his house he went down to the kitchen to investigate when he got there he saw a completely
00:56naked woman that he did not know coming in through the rear door
01:00then she began hitting him with a cast iron frying pan
01:07ouch but he he let her hit he let her hit him a couple times with it she was able to hit him in the
01:15head and the hand okay a couple times yeah the question that remains here oh man is this woman
01:23that's what it boils down to would you shoot a crazy but hot woman would i shoot a crazy but hot woman i let her hit me a couple times with a frying pan already
01:46but when things go you would have thought that would have been the time when you're being attacked yes
01:53maybe he didn't have his gun on him yet he had to go and get it um your age 35 35 paula
02:01paula locklear could be remember like heather locklear yeah that's the only thing is she related is
02:09she virginia's heather locklear
02:13for whatever reason i think she's okay i don't think she's hideous i think she's like a five
02:21like a skinnier five okay skinny five andy i think you're missing the mark with this one man oh yeah
02:29yeah i think the devil's in the details here okay she wields the weapon of a larger lady she does frying pan
02:37yeah she wields cast iron yeah cast iron one yeah i don't think that most people are great shots with
02:44guns naturally i think you need to be trained to be a good shot therefore this means she has a big leg
02:50oh big big legs the fact that he was able to enter thick legs yeah okay she has a very thick leg
02:56uh-huh yeah um paula yeah i know i thought that too the name i mean i even with the locklear
03:03yeah yeah i get it that's a tough one yeah i get it um i can see it i'm i'm thinking uh like a
03:12a pretty uh big uh three a big three rotund a rotund tough here is her mugshot
03:21i mean not what you'd expect no i guess i was wrong i think i was wrong i don't know how i live with
03:28myself yeah wrong how what are you what are you guys what are you getting so first look at the
03:35mugshot your thought is not terrible yeah yeah i mean got it together enough to like it looks like
03:42she did her hair or something but i'd say chuck an okay skinny or five i don't know if she's too skinny
03:48yeah too big either i think a five is fair yeah yeah i guess there's just in my mind she does not
03:56look like in my mind what it was going to look like she looks like general hawks from star wars
04:02yeah people have a bunch of people saying they've never met a hot paula someone said the only paula
04:06i've known had one ear um someone else said i've never ever met a hot paula look at paula dean
04:12paula abdul yeah she was attractive oh i used to be in love with what was her name what was her last
04:18name news anchor paula oh um right right what was her name her name was not paula news anchor but
04:30yeah paula zahn oh i had a news crush on her back in the day news crush dave's news crush
04:44paula's on she was very judged paula's yeah yeah she used to have what i would call after sex hair
04:50on the news sometimes like a messy you really uh had a lot of fantasies yeah you did you really
04:58on the news yeah you were able to look at a news lady and just put her in a sexual scenario
05:04in a second picturing dave turning on cnn who knows what he did with paulie john
05:10paulie zahn look at that hair she just had a little tussle with the mystery
05:15he had a whole backstory for him i'm just saying she has that like messed up after sex hair that was
05:21her look for a while but they did all the positions yeah dave has more knowledge of news
05:26anchors than anybody i've ever seen what he used to want to do yeah you know that's how i would have
05:32thought of major league baseball players back in the day you know there was a time that guy had
05:37there was a time i knew every player there was a time god that reminds me apollo zahn
05:46she was she was very popular for a while but a very attractive lady who was also very intelligent
05:53and conducted an amazing interview that was a turn on yep but there you go you should stop okay
06:01all right all right that's enough moving on now
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