Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about being nude in hotel rooms, an experience Dave had with his wife while in a Boston hotel room, and how often people on the other end of the phone are nude while you're talking to them.
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00:00how many of us have not i mean lisa probably never has been naked in a hotel room with the
00:08curtains open because she's she's like that right she's always not thinking the worst just more
00:15aware of her surroundings yeah i uh chuck i was just naked in front of a bunch of windows
00:21this last week i'm naked every time i've done so much naked business oh yeah i have stories and i
00:28don't even want to say i do tell no no lisa does a lot of naked business no new york like there was a
00:36bathtub and i was drunk and i don't know what if anyone saw yeah i don't know they may have well
00:42bless them i don't know so you were just like i'm taking a bath and then all of a sudden it like
00:47clicked you were like oh god to the next day i was like oh my god there's windows right there well i
00:52told you what happened and this is the second time ember's done this to us in our lives we got back to
00:57our uh hotel room when we checked in oh yeah and before we went to meet these guys for dinner
01:03and so we were laying on the bed yeah you know we hadn't seen each other for a while no you were
01:11just laying on the bed um no were you weren't you just left that out of the story i was gonna say it
01:17in front of her oh okay so you were plowing her so you tell the whole world well that's weird but
01:23she's not sitting beside me it's more embarrassing when she's sitting beside me so you're plowing your
01:27wife so we had some you know as i said it had been a while we haven't been alone together in a while
01:32right right so we yeah we were looking forward to seeing each other oh my god so we yeah we got
01:38worse than my bathtub no here's the here's i went into the room first amber comes in behind me
01:43we're on the bed things happen yeah then we just lay in the bed and watch a movie for a while and
01:49stuff yeah to be in love yeah and then i get up to go to the bathroom door's wide open our hotel room
01:56door was wide open that entire time i'm so glad ember came in and swung the door open didn't look
02:02behind her i'm so glad we weren't on the same floor and i walked by and i'm like dave lisa is that you
02:08because i would have called the front desk that's just uh isn't that just a like an open invitation
02:14for anyone to come in and also join in you hear sex noises and a door open oh my god i'm so glad
02:20this changes the story so much knowing that you guys were doing that right doesn't it change the
02:24whole story we just came in watching a movie and the door was right open that's a big deal the door
02:29was open no i thought amber would have killed me if i told you guys while she was there but my god
02:33my god the funny thing is is if they were on my floor and i didn't know it was them obviously like
02:39i i would have been naked in my room calling the front desk like you guys what kind of operation
02:43are you running here oh yeah he's in a feud he's in a feud but i'm nude yeah it's a nude feud yeah i've
02:50got a nude feud going on i'm like i'm up here trying to join my time you're running some kind of brothel
02:57here what is this oh you you're a bunch of sex freaks in this place are you gonna send somebody up
03:02here right away well i better put on my robe on your robe because the person on the other end they
03:08don't know you're nude no it gives you such a freeing confidence right yelling at somebody when
03:13you're nude yeah hi i'm in room 1802 right now i'm nude i uh i can hear banging in the hallway and
03:22then i realize that god bless it doors i'm trying to get some rest i have a big day i'm here for work
03:28i am nude and i hear these people having what is clearly sex i looked out my window some woman is
03:37in a bathtub i can clearly see everything she's doing everybody's in a nude feud in a hotel
03:44yeah there's no towels in my room i'm very nude i locked myself out i've locked myself out of my
03:52room again i need a key your keys don't work i'm nude thank god chuck wasn't locked out on our floor
04:00nude he would have walked by the room it would have been a whole different show yeah move over
04:05okay hey you're not welcome chuck wants some of the d2 yeah exactly i'm telling her to move over
04:12stop it he starts eating some of the snacks i wouldn't be able to handle it okay take all those
04:16m&ms so yeah that was the i was like that's pretty good yeah what did you do she's like oh my god
04:24yes i'm in room 1802 do you think anyone walked by i'm like i don't know probably
04:29i wonder how many like hotel front desk workers have been just completely bitched out and the
04:35person's nude most times i would assume the person on the other end of the line is nude i think
04:40about how many times you talk to a nude person like and you don't know it it's uh almost all of the
04:47ordering of food yeah right i'm always ordering food nude nude i'm either in a feud nude or ordering
04:53food nude or feud nude something nude and um a lot of people have been texting us saying that
05:00a lot of them work from home or like some guy said he was on a conference call while he was pooping
05:05you know people are doing all sorts of stuff you don't know they're on the other end of the phone
05:08yeah yeah well we'd like to get that deal done bob
05:11listen i i'm gonna need you and some people to fly out right away to denver we gotta get this
05:26deal done and if we don't hold on a second oh are you okay jim yeah i'm fine bob don't worry about me
05:33but you get you get this uh you get this deal done you hear i don't want to have to fly down there
05:37jim myself you're cutting out i think yes that's right big problem on the phone god damn it now
05:45we're gonna get this deal done or not okay very echoey where you are yeah of course it's echoey
05:51where i am because i got a god like voice i'm nobody to be trifled with bob now don't make me
05:56fly down there to denver okay jim i got it man all right now okay okay jim i'm gonna let you go all
06:02right i'll see you i'll see you when we get this deal done and that's it that's that and that's that
06:05i can't i just imagine like do power walking and like trying to really have a real business
06:13conversation when you're fully nude just power walking totally nude i'm not gonna take that line
06:19yeah exactly you understand exactly
06:22someone