Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about nude cleaning services and try to find the perfect match for Chuck.
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00:00not every day you see a gang of twerkers no you don't where do you go to see a gang of twerkers
00:13well you go to california in this story a cleaning company there called pink sponge cleaning
00:18owns a fleet of 25 bright pink colored volkswagen bugs
00:23california pink bugs yeah well uh all over the weekend there was a break-in at the lot and they
00:31were vandalized they reviewed security camera footage and saw a bunch of girls causing havoc
00:37blasting a fire extinguisher etching into the car's paint breaking every headlight they could
00:43that wasn't it alone they also started twerking on the hoods of the bugs for whatever reason
00:53huh maybe because they knew it would be on camera i don't know what a strange business idea
00:59pink bugs i'm just upset that what it didn't end up being was a cleaning crew that came to your house
01:07and twerk the whole time that they were cleaning now there's an idea like that's what i thought it
01:12was going to be that's why when you were like oh instead of clean and jerk we'll call it clean and
01:15twerk like you know like pink sponge i was like wait a second they're gonna come to your house and
01:20twerk twerk twerk while they're cleaning probably have to get one of those on craigslist you could
01:24put a magic eraser on each cheek oh god let's have them clean your walls i'd be laying down on my
01:29ground like i'm dirty i'm just saying it's an that's what i where i thought it was going chuck
01:38listener knows a couple ladies that will clean in their panties for you there you go you're looking
01:41dreams do come true i bet they're huge
01:48here there's a mess here oh god it's not what i dreamed let us in and we'll clean it
01:55no i cleaned i already cleaned hold on let me drop my shorts give you the show give me the full show
02:02yep nope not what i this is messy yeah it's getting worse it's hot in here oh god
02:12let me turn the ac on erasers on her cheeks no no no it's more like i won't need a drink i brought
02:19it's a growth i brought my own big gulp oh yeah that's that super big gulp huh yeah i brought my
02:24own cup oh yeah you bought the cup it's the refillable one oh yeah you cost like 30 bucks it does
02:29it does it's a good deal though as much pop as i drink yeah all with the sugar in it it looks like
02:38i'll be splashing the sink water on me during the dishes oh god please don't that is so chuck luck
02:43he'd hire like scantily clad lady cleaners yep the pink sponge they come to my place show up ready to do
02:51their best yeah damn it yep that would suck just send them to my house
02:58oh yeah you're like hey just try it give it a try come on in good yeah clean it clean it
03:05oh there is another service that started up oh man uh besides the one that we talked about
03:10yeah they went it's up literally yeah yeah wow and we know why but which is the people that order
03:17these things must be really really bizarre people oh yeah they have no shame they don't care that they
03:23are imagine super pathetic well the thing is you know like if you have anyone come over and clean
03:28like you you talk to them you know like you're in the house with them a lot of the times like for
03:35a couple hours they might be at your place and so like you're gonna talk to them
03:39so it's awkward if they're just in their underwear and you're like so what's what's up
03:46well last time i the only time i ever hired a cleaning lady she came over to my house and i
03:50guess i didn't clean enough for her because she had a panic attack in the middle yeah yeah didn't
03:54she did she throw things away no she just like stacked a couple of magazines or books that i had
03:59and then she didn't do anything yeah and i was like i was like in my room and i was like you go
04:04ahead and do your thing you know i'm gonna take a nap or whatever and i woke up but she was gone
04:07and didn't do anything and i called them and they're like she had a panic attack and
04:11i was like okay that's great i had a mentally unstable person just wandering around my place
04:17while i was sleeping thank you so much who knows what she took oh yeah she took everything she
04:22could have took all your helmets i know yeah my boba fett helmet oh my god last time was that that
04:27was last time last time yeah yeah i was like too much trauma i was like that was a wild experience
04:33i was like i had a mentally unstable person wandering around my apartment
04:37for probably about an hour while i was asleep and you just were like i'm gonna just catch some z's
04:43right you know i assume this is gonna be fine yeah i might as well have been like knives are in the drawer
04:48you go ahead i'm a deep sleeper yeah go ahead and stab me all you want
04:54yep
04:54it's crazy you were there i was
04:58yeah she could have done anything to you
05:02that's true i know i was like really got a screw loose huh you sent me that one
05:06that's great screw loose cleaners how can i help
05:10oh man you never know you just never know you gotta get a good one yeah you do when you find one
05:17you don't lose one that's what i needed to do i just googled it yeah
05:21was it with like a company a service
05:24yeah and they were like yeah you gotta clean a little bit before they come over i'm like i thought
05:29you guys were a cleaning service yeah your mess gave her a panic yeah it sent her over the edge
05:34yeah she was barely hanging on when she came in there and then she saw my clothes on the ground
05:39and was like i can't i can't do it i'm having a brain to be honest like so
05:44um you know the woman that cleans for me uh i get my place as as clean as i can get a place
05:52i think
05:53found you one chuggies
05:55found you one chuggies
05:56i'm sorry
05:57oh no
05:58she's uh it's a topless cleaner right there
06:01she's a bigger
06:02damn swiffer needs new batteries
06:04oh god hold on i'll try and find them excuse me excuse me
06:08can i get by here it's tough with the island here i gotta get
06:12oh gotta squeeze by
06:13sorry don't touch
06:16i'll try to seductively spray myself
06:20with the sink thing
06:22oh yeah
06:23turn it on yourself
06:25that's not great
06:26oh my god there's so many people ready to hire this
06:29oh yeah
06:30everybody is into different things i'm just not
06:33and that picture is so deceiving
06:36oh yeah
06:37i think it goes like this right
06:38oh
06:39one million percent
06:41you don't have that upper body
06:43barely very careful cropped
06:45yep
06:46you can't tell that she has 24 inch pythons
06:49where's the other areola
06:50is it slipped off to the side
06:53it's just off because that thing is so gigantic
06:55gravity snagged it
06:56yeah
06:57it did
07:00pulled it right under like a black hole
07:02yep
07:03so you're done
07:04you're done with the cleaning lady stuff
07:06i think i just need to like probably find a better service like than that one
07:09that was like i kind of was going cheap for it
07:12oh yeah
07:13like um the girl that does my she's always saying the same thing she's like listen
07:17don't worry about it
07:19and i'm because like um a lot of times like the day will kind of switch
07:23you know and it has to be like oh god
07:26the day switched
07:27oh my god
07:30lisa
07:31no i'm good
07:32i clean my own house
07:34i clean everything myself
07:35my goodness
07:36oh my god
07:36oh my god
07:37that guy will murder you
07:39he will murder you
07:40are you kidding me
07:41that looks like a dude you walk the other way from at the prison yard
07:44that's it
07:45that's it
07:46and he called around
07:48he found the best
07:49oh man
07:49damn it
07:51how you doing
07:52all right well
07:53dust bunny sight
07:54i'm gonna go take a nap
07:56all right
07:57i'm gonna just make myself at home
07:59clean up the place i appreciated
08:01i'm having a panic attack
08:04don't get any of your body oil on anything
08:06he is greasy looking
08:08yeah he's oiled up
08:09that guy doesn't know how to clean it
08:11no he doesn't
08:12he's not there to clean
08:13he can't even clean himself
08:14do you want your ham jaw now or later
08:17oh you literally want someone to clean
08:22oh hell
08:23their lineup is crazy
08:25it is a wild bunch
08:27there's another side here
08:29what do you got
08:30what do you got for me
08:31let's see chuck
08:32if there's anything better here for you
08:34there you go
08:35oh my god
08:36it's everything i thought it would be
08:37alternative cleaning
08:39if you're wondering i use a dyson
08:40jeez
08:42jeez
08:45whoa
08:47oh
08:48oh my god
08:51everything you thought it would be
08:52everything i hoped it would be
08:54mega the stallion just showed up
09:00oh my god
09:01we have a gift card
09:02oh that's nice
09:03oh man
09:04i can't even imagine
09:06giving someone like
09:07like hey there's a
09:08cleaner that i want you to try
09:10i got you a gift card
09:12yeah
09:12dad
09:12yes
09:13oh yeah
09:14holy cow
09:19holy cow huh
09:20yikes
09:22what's she clean in here
09:24it's hard to say
09:25i think her feet are in the air
09:27they are
09:28she's not clean
09:30i don't even know what you're playing
09:36i'm just gonna turn the sound
09:39completely
09:40oh here it is
09:40off
09:41oh didn't see you there
09:43book me for cleaning and body rubs
09:46oh okay
09:47yeah body rubs
09:48you think she does the body on body rubs
09:52what do you mean
09:54like a soapy massage type of uh
09:57jason you disappear right underneath that
10:01we all have dreams
10:03yeah
10:04you'll just be gone
10:06smothered and covered
10:06swallow me up
10:08yeah
10:08oh back to that
10:10oh hey hey i'll do it too
10:11i also uh
10:13do the body rub
10:15body rub
10:16yep
10:16that is a crazy backdoor picture of that
10:19oh man
10:20the booty's so big that you
10:22it blocked out a lot of the sun like an eclipse
10:25yeah i was gonna say
10:26you can't see what's really happening
10:28the temperature's different in her shadow
10:30yeah
10:30yeah
10:31like you don't see that whole thong
10:34and it's not because it's not showing
10:35it's uh
10:38just blocked out
10:40it is in a deep dark shadow
10:42like at the bottom of the ocean
10:44kind of dark
10:44yeah
10:45total eclipse of my dong
10:46yeah so you can do again here
10:52lingerie topless or nude
10:53um
10:54and then they also do lingerie cleaning and body rub
10:56they price that out for you as well
10:58jeez huh
10:59well uh
11:00services are available chuck
11:01we'll maybe for your birthday we'll get you
11:03oh my god i'd be so mad
11:06he would be
11:07he would be so mad
11:08if you didn't have kids we would do it
11:10yeah
11:10oh yeah thank god i have kids
11:12you have kids
11:12yeah
11:13the kids protect you from all of our jokes
11:15there was a reason
11:16there was a reason
11:18to protect you from a big mood lady
11:21it took me until now
11:22it took me until now to realize it
11:25let us in
11:27that's why i did it
11:29i never knew
11:31now i do
11:33now you know why you had kids
11:34this woman can't come over because of them
11:37that's it
11:37oh
11:38she can't get nude and clean your place
11:40my god
11:41have chance people
11:42turns out it's okay
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