Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the worst thing that has happened to you while using a dating app and hear some crazy stories. One guy who was catfished by a challenged man starts things off.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00if you've had a bad encounter on a dating app and you want to share for a little bit
00:10uh 1-855-954-6969 is the way you can reach us on the dave and chuck lines 1-855-954-6969 or text
00:18us at 46969 because this guy thought he was meeting with someone and that was not the case
00:25this jackson county michigan man hoping to meet a woman he was chatting with hello
00:32on tinder instead had his carjacked by two people with guns yeah police were called about 12 30 in
00:40the morning to a reported car theft the 34 year old guy told police he met a woman while using dating
00:48apps including tinder and meet me and they agreed to meet up he arrived at the agreed upon location
00:56and was instead met with two suspects both armed with black handguns i think meet me is more of a
01:06like a prostitute prostitute site
01:08yeah like uh meet me used to be i guess like before maybe before only fans aren't like all
01:18those ones that are like after tinder and hinge and like all those anything after that you're just
01:23going into like the the sea of horse that's what i think too like you have like an instagram
01:30person and they have that they have like a meet me and then it's like you basically know that that
01:35is like a like an escort that's an escort wow so they stole the man's car and they left him at the
01:40scene the man walked home to call the cops they later found the guy's car about two in the morning
01:47crashed and abandoned in a ditch the vehicle was impounded checked for evidence and returned to the victim
01:56it all remains under investigation police advise those using dating apps to use caution
02:01when agreeing to meet someone that you've met solely through the app oh that sucks so bad you
02:08just want to get laid you do you just want to get laid and such dead so there's probably no woman even
02:15there at all right no no just these two guys are like no woman here's a cracker we got him yeah he pulled
02:22up and he got robbed that it was right away you know he probably had flowers and
02:29probably probably not but but you know he probably just got out of his car and was walking towards
02:39something and that's it voice changing technology as anonymous joins us uh what was your craziest
02:45dating app experience anonymous i'm a voice changer yes you are okay um so i was uh looking through a
02:57uh one of the gay apps um looking for some fun yep and uh yeah i messaged me and he uh everything
03:08was great um good pictures and um talking just fine and i came to the hotel room and i could tell
03:18right away that he was mentally challenged oh oh no oh my god no that is a big difference that is not
03:26i am not i am not ready for that oh no god that was like a m night shaman i was not ready for that one
03:36surprise surprise surprise surprise everybody my lord man he was uh very nervous and yeah uh and he was just
04:00kind of like fiddling with something inside of his pocket i don't know what it was but it was just it
04:06was really really awkward i just hope i was like you know what you have got to go yeah that's good that
04:11was a good choice you did not not everyone makes that choice not everyone challenged man i hope not
04:17let's not ask did you make whoopie with that challenge man whoopie anonymous yeah what did you do it with
04:26him oh no no no no no no okay okay good choice good call thanks for calling it whoopie
04:37i went to whoopie that's like old school 70s game the sentence was one of the wildest grouping
04:43of words did you make whoopie with that mentally challenged man did you make whoopie with that
04:50mentally challenged man anonymous anonymous anonymous and then the guy was like heard him say that
04:57i was like what what did you say what did you make whoopie he didn't know what he meant
05:02no no i did not whoopie
05:07is it again what is whoopie a game whoopie is sexual relations
05:13did you make whoopie with that mentally challenged man
05:18anonymous yes i did yes i did oh my oh i wasn't ready for that no none of us were i just thought
05:30you know tale as old as time uh he gets on one of these gay apps we've done the story many times
05:37they lure them out and then they just assume they can rob you and you're living kind of a
05:42maybe a a hidden life and so they've they're like you're not gonna call the cops on us
05:47not mentally challenged man i was not ready for that no i wasn't none of us were none of us were
05:53goodness goodness
05:54did you
05:55make whoopie with the mentally challenged man
06:02i didn't want to say sex i don't know why i think because of the challenge part that really
06:07the challenge part made you reevaluate a sexual term yeah and you went as i guess pg as i could
06:18think as you can yeah yeah we'll be um you know matt what i thought was this beautiful lady on hinge
06:27six foot guy showed up and sat in the booth yep yeah said he found me extremely attractive i like you
06:33i like what you have to say i like your pics uh i was hoping you were a female yeah nope nope big
06:42old man yeah well let's get this over with you guys make whoopie look i make whoopie
06:51uh we're talking about this michigan man who uh met a woman through the dating app meet me and when
06:56he went to meet her and said he was met by two big guys with guns who took his car so what was your
07:01worst dating app experience uh let's go to livonia michigan hello how are you
07:11oh my god he's on a regular line it said soft pp so i was like is that like i'm not gonna say his
07:18name yeah well that's what it meant uh what's your worst dating app experience so i went out on the date
07:25and the girl showed up and she was totally bald like no hair on her head at all and she was huge
07:30she was a geyser oh wow but there was like no hair man she's totally involved and but right now i know
07:37you guys are jealous of me because i'm out shopping for my millionaire buddy rdd buying action figures
07:43all day oh wow that is incredible stuff i know where all the good stuff is i don't know what just
07:48happened yep that's his soft all right yeah pops in here every couple of years every seven years
07:55weird bomb and leaves yep wow that's perfect this lady said my interesting dating app experience on a
08:01first date the guy asked me how i felt about pegging well thank you she said i did end up pegging him
08:09because i'll try anything once i'll ask you something like do you like sushi
08:15yeah yeah what do you think of this weather yeah no the pegging guy got pegged right
08:22totally fine they got married yeah totally fine uh larry is in detroit larry uh your
08:30worst dating app experience so i used meet me back in the day and there was this one chick that i was
08:38talking to when i was at my buddy's gas station on like six mile in hamilton in detroit um and i went
08:43to go meet her like two or three o'clock in the morning get get my rocks off and everything and
08:48she was sending me all these pics of when she was like 120 pounds and when i met her she was like 400
08:55plus no come on yeah and there's nothing wrong with the big girl like you can sit on my face and
09:01squirt me like he loves to be squished he loves to be squished but uh but uh when he but that was
09:09it was a little too much and then she tried making it up to me by bringing a friend with her and so i
09:15just i ended up getting my rocks off and having fun that night and then never talking to them again or
09:20well no i mean you know that you be bop and rock steady yeah uh showed up and rocked his world
09:26that you stayed this is listening for 800 pounds as andy has pointed out several times yeah there's
09:34guys that don't care there are just dudes they must have had a texas king bed or something oh my god
09:38yeah i don't know like when they put the two kings side by side double king yeah okay california
09:45king you went right to texas jace is in florida hi jace hey how's it going good worst dating app
09:53experience um 18 years old young marine just got to my unit out in north carolina camp lejeune
10:04semper fi all my devil dogs out there uh-huh and obviously every single man's on tinder
10:11hinge whatever they can get their hands on i chose tinder i meet this lady on tinder um
10:20we start talking gets late real uh one night and about 12 one in the morning says oh come over i just
10:29live right off base and i was living on base at the time so i go over there and um she welcomes me in
10:38she looks like a lady she smells like a lady she sounds like a lady yep yep yep yep something tells
10:45me something back back what happened we're sitting on her couch watching netflix and she grabs my balls
10:55out of nowhere yeah so i look at her that's a man grip verbatim strong i say touche
11:01okay so i do the same thing and i also grab the same thing which was the ball sack yeah you weren't
11:08ready for a ball sack yeah you weren't ready for that but you were like i god there's something
11:14something's up there right it felt like i was adjusting myself oh wow that's i figured that's uh
11:21that's my exit point that i just got out of there yeah wow yeah honestly best case scenario i mean not the
11:29best not the best but it could have went a lot further worse it could have yeah i would lie to
11:37you if it didn't come across my head but i am straighter than an arrow yeah so i got out of there
11:43yeah i get it ball toucher jace thanks for calling in man yeah he has that is unfortunate
11:49have a good day i hope he's okay from the water out there yeah early on in that story my brain was going
11:54not a lady surprise balls yeah man i mean you don't want that you don't