Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the crazy reason they stopped dating someone. A guy who set his pubes on fire and a woman with alligator skin are at the top of the list.
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00:00okay here's a question for you this morning what's a crazy ass reason you stop dating someone
00:10if someone is going to dump you it should be at least for a good reason right doesn't always
00:14work out that way though people were asked online for the weirdest reasons people stopped dating
00:19them or that they used to break up with someone else uh someone said a girl broke up with me
00:29because my place was too clean she said real men don't clean
00:34wow um that's amazing yeah i've never heard i've never heard real men don't clean
00:43that is incredible i mean listen there's a line every person's place should be tidy and neat
00:52there's clean freak though yeah it's over the top if it's almost like an ocd thing yeah and everything
00:58has to be exactly the same way then okay i get that but just that you like to keep your place
01:04tidy yeah you're not a like a pig yeah i mean but i don't know is it like kind of like that weird
01:10american psycho type of right where it just gets like it's too crazy yeah yeah everything has to
01:16look like like a display almost uh-huh uh this guy said they broke up with a girl because she
01:22meowed like a cat when she finaled hold on a second um it was to me a total turnoff i couldn't
01:30take it anymore don't you do it i'm gonna ruin it for you don't you do it ever again
01:38you don't do it ever again
01:41uh someone texted in saying i broke up with a girl because she had hairy nipples
01:47to me that's not a crazy ass reason that's a valid reason yeah i'm sorry i know i feel bad i feel so
01:54bad because maybe you're so cool but if you're an unfortunate lady suffering from hairy nipples
02:00there's a way to remove the hair yeah sure one of the easiest things you can do so i don't think
02:06that's a crazy reason i think that's a valid in fact if you're a hairy nippled lady it's just
02:11it should be so rare for the guy to ever discover that you are right because maybe you don't know
02:18but when when you get home today i want you to look down at your nipples and say are these hairy
02:24please do and if they are do it right now ladies wherever you are yeah well just look check right
02:30now are your nipples hairy and then do something and then take care of it if they are if you see a
02:35hair there because really i mean like as guys we really shouldn't discover that uh i had a guy
02:45break up with me this woman said because he was moving away and it was just too far for him
02:49it was 20 miles yeah that's a long way that's not that long listen man he's like this wasn't into
02:56you wish me luck on my travels 20 miles i go to a foreign land on this day i packed a lunch
03:03there really is a limit to how far you'll travel after a while you don't like her yeah exactly if
03:12you're not willing to travel 20 miles you don't like her no he's got gear on like he's going to
03:19everest or something yeah it's like well my lady i'm off yeah never see each other again sorry all the
03:25best yeah bump into each other at the grocery store that's 10 miles between you he's got a walking
03:29stick uh anonymous voice changing technology next crazy ass reason you got dumped hi anonymous go ahead
03:39anonymous i was hi when i was in the military i was dating this guy for a little while and the first
03:51time that we had sex right afterwards the room is quiet and it's dark and i hear a hissing sound
03:58and i'm like what are you what are you doing and the next thing i know he lights up his entire pubic
04:06chair on fire that was the best sex i ever had yes and i broke up with him the next day
04:14that dude had sex and then was like jimmy hendrix with the guitar with his pubes
04:19he said it was the best sex he ever had and that made him light his pubes on fire yes i never thought
04:30to do it that's what he said and it freaked me out yeah i mean i did not i and i was like i can't do
04:38this of course there's no way i can even foresee spending any amount of time with this neanderthal
04:46i don't i don't know who told you that was a good idea what was that a good idea oh my god
04:50craziest story i've ever heard so as the guy i just have like a small can of lighter fluid
04:56that i keep there in case i have the best sex of my life one time
05:00no but if you push down the you know the button on a lighter you don't even have to have fluid you
05:07just have to have the gas so you let the butane just build up in my pubes and then i
05:13that's right huh thank you for the tip
05:17that's all you need wow he does that every time yeah don't do that he did that every single time
05:23oh my god anonymous thank you and i hate to say i have never heard anybody have that same story
05:29no no you're the first it's all that's all yours thanks for listening in a way you're so memorable
05:36yeah yeah you're so memorable like no one would ever forget you i've never thought about bringing
05:41pyrotechnics into it never once being like
05:44yeah it's like the monterey festival it's like everyone was like wow who was that jimmy
05:52hendrix he lit his guitar on fire that man set his pubes ablaze
05:58there's a lot of gyrating in that in that whole thing too it's real crazy that's why i bet that's
06:06what he did it's incredible really i've never thought of it uh dumped a guy i think this person
06:12said because of saying uh instead of saying go to the bathroom he'd say i gotta go make pee
06:20oh that's a very bad that's a character flaw yeah somebody should have been like never say
06:26that again dude she said i cringed every time i heard it i gotta go make pee
06:30that is i get it i totally get that one uh on a regular line david's in south carolina david uh
06:41what is the reason that you stopped dating someone well we we were in high school we went
06:48uh to the lake penis by the way penis and uh we're in a tent never even got that far uh
06:56yeah uh we're going to have intercourse and she had skin like an alligator it was like she got stung
07:03with a from a bee like she had hives so i had gotten oral sex of course but ran the other way
07:11of course yes at least of course that wow oh my god alligator skin i mean it's tough that's a tough
07:18one to reveal i'd be like can you listen alligator oral is all we're gonna do
07:24see you later see you later alligator see you later alligator oh damn oh they keep getting better
07:39mm-hmm
07:40it's covered in sores and scales i mean i i didn't i mean pubes being lit on fire and never ever
07:49would have i imagine anyone would light their pubes on fire because they just had what
07:53their opinion was the best sex ever yeah he set the bar real high though what's that hissing
08:01hold on turn the lights out cut the lights
08:07he's got the clapper cut the lights i mean on one hand it's a great compliment right
08:12no he says that to everyone he's insane you're insane you do that
08:17you have to play that if you do it oh i think so oh you totally use the music yes
08:26yeah we'll take a break oh that sounds good
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