Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman with a wild mugshot. It looks like she has two ballsacks on her ears. Then, Jason reveals he has a similar growth known as a lipoma on his ribs. And, Andy teaches us about the movie 'Basket Case' and we find out about the filmmakers other movie 'Frankenhooker'.
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00:00i'm not sure if you've seen this woman's mugshot i've seen it over the past few days
00:12but honestly i wasn't sure if it was real or not yeah so i didn't bring it up on the show
00:18but i have confirmed it is legitimate really yes wow it's a florida woman's mugshot she was just
00:27arrested recently 47 year old audra johnson was arrested in lake county and charged with battery
00:34simple touch what's that
00:37sounds kind of nice like a little simple touch from the right person she was given a one thousand
00:48dollar bond her mugshot's going viral because she has ball sacks for ears oh no oh that is a weird
00:56look it's not where you want that happened never heard of that ball sacks for ears there you are
01:01she does oh my god she has ball sack ears what's going on it looks like she's got a set of nuts
01:09hanging off of each earlobe it really does among with along with a lot of other stuff
01:15right going on yeah it's got the wrinkles it's got the little line down the middle it
01:19looks like a mini scrotum what's that her name is testicle
01:23simple touch simple touch yeah yeah i mean like if she touches you you're like oh no no you don't
01:31want a simple touch see what i said from the right person nothing's not the right person
01:35no i think that might be those things called keloids you ever heard of those things no people get
01:41these massive just growths on their skin and and they're crazy it's like a goiter or it's like
01:49i've seen a raised overgrown scars that form after an injury or skin trauma oh man and there i don't
01:56when i as soon as i put it in ear keloids was one of the first things that came up that must be it
02:01oh that's it yeah she's got ear balls aka keloids i don't want ear balls i've seen these things look
02:09nuts before on the internet like people have there's one guy i saw that had like his whole
02:14face was taken over by him oh my god you don't want to yeah we've seen some stuff like that before
02:19but i didn't realize it was keloids they can be real bad this woman's a bad out of control ear balls
02:24and she's i don't know if her hair has been burned off maybe some sort of meth explosion that's just
02:30falling out man wow she could probably have them removed if she had i think she's got but i don't
02:37bigger issues yeah i agree you know than her ear balls yeah ear balls the least of her problems
02:42wow i mean that's crazy imagine making out with a woman and her ear balls are slapping off your face
02:48do you touch them for it and they get yeah would you rub my ear balls
02:55i don't know maybe it was a burn i don't who knows who knows what she's been through but she's
03:02just been arrested and her i'm gonna have to uh put this up on our x page so you can check it out
03:09for yourself x.com slash dave and chuck that's a rough go man yeah people got a rough deal yeah you're
03:15right they do they got a rough deal you got ear balls i don't i mean a lot of people would get that
03:20taken care of right if i was developing ear balls i would get them removed immediately is this a
03:25thing that keeps growing back yeah i think so i think it's something they struggle with once they
03:29have it it's like uh is it like a lipoma i don't know what that is so lipoma is like a fat deposit i
03:35have this thing on my side by my ribs it's like uh you have rib balls yeah it doesn't look like
03:40what no it doesn't look like a sack but it's like it's a fat lump that's on my side
03:50my whole family's like get it removed get it removed well why don't you get it because it's
03:53not you got a family full of doctors it's not a tumor well my yeah my sister was like i'll do it
03:58for you but it's not a tumor like i know it's not cancerous yeah but i have this huge if you put
04:03your hand on my side but you never will which i'm not going to never what's it called again a
04:11lipoma l-i-p-o-m-a yeah i believe so yes it doesn't resemble a sack in any way just get that
04:19something like this yeah it's right on my ribs it's crazy that is crazy and now i i feel like
04:24it's a part of me you don't want it part of me doesn't want to get it removed oh my god like
04:30it's a little jason baby like what is it it's been it's crazy like i leaned over one day and like
04:37itched my side i'm just like oh what's that like there's a growth you know oh god i can't imagine
04:43that day you know he's so much about that yeah right so you forgot in your head yeah i'll just
04:48leave it dude you're exactly like the guy from this no movie nobody's ever seen called basket case who
04:53has a monster that grows on his side and it's his brother and he loves him yeah it's called basket
04:59case i think i vaguely remember that basket case yeah this guy has like a growth and it's his brother
05:06yeah and uh yeah there he is that's him that's what jason's got exactly what it looks like teeth
05:12and everything but he starts carrying him around in a basket and he gets up to trouble
05:16man i can't keep him i can't believe you watch that yeah yeah a long time ago it was uh i was like
05:22huh because it's the craziest thing you'll ever see and they made a sequel basket case too
05:27you gotta know what happened is he in the toilet no he's in the basket well here though he's in the
05:33toilet oh yeah he's in the sink oh yeah he's in the toilet he's probably hanging out did you see
05:36the sequel in the sequel oh you did i did of course this movie's nuts because in the sequel there's a
05:45lady who's got a sister that's a growth oh and and that thing has sex with that guy oh no hold on
05:53a minute i swear god that that well sorry the growth has sex with another growth yeah the two to
05:59growth yeah the two growth i thought the growth had sex with the man no no no i feel like as the
06:05person you could put a stop to that i i watched it and was like huh i was like somebody put that on
06:11a film don't let your rib balls have sex with anyone jason i won't okay good i want to show you
06:16but there's no way to show you it's so intimate you know what do you mean intimate well it's like
06:20on my rear i gotta lift my shirt up and stuff but it's not like it's in your groin i guess yes
06:24it's not like it's next to your dong it's just whatever you don't have to show us your growth
06:30you don't want to see it whoever thought you'd say that you don't have to show us your growth
06:34okay that's good but you're you're sure you're 100 sure it's all good and you can be with it for
06:40life and have no issue i mean you have you've doctors in your family as everyone's saying you
06:45don't want to get me 100 sure it hasn't been tested oh it hasn't i thought you said it was
06:50it was tested by feel like the fact that's what the fact that you haven't had a biopsy
06:56exactly if you got it removed then the biopsy yeah i just don't want to go under the knife
07:00what's he got what is what's he got i gotta ask chuck's just joining us jason has rib balls
07:05it's a lipoma so we talked about this lady chuck who we put up on our x page x.com slash dave
07:10and chuck she has ear balls literally looks like testicles i know she's got a lot going on
07:14testicles growing out of her ears yeah that's called a
07:17this guy surprises us with he's got that but not exactly we thought he had these balls on his ribs
07:25but he has a lipoma lipoma on his ribs which looks like this yep just get it lanced
07:35so much effort oh it's not that big a deal is it gonna get bigger it could grow yeah those things
07:43grow but if it gets bigger i measure i measure it i measure it of course you do well you have to
07:50how big is it i'd probably say four inches time to get that thing off maybe five inches it's bigger
07:56than a golf ball for sure and it's not as big as a baseball oh god look what they look what they
08:01it's just filled with fat yeah it's where all the fat is on my body
08:05that's how you feel sorry for a man who has one lump of fat on him
08:11did you ever see frankenhooker no i never saw frankenhooker i saw that pop up i'd watch it
08:18though frankenhooker i'm sorry where how did this come about because it's the same person who did
08:25the basket case basket case did frankenhooker that's incredible maybe it would have no i didn't know his
08:30other work i kind of like it i think it's great after watching basket case i don't know who that
08:35is do we want to watch the trailer for frankenhooker i love it what a name how is that not the biggest
08:41movie of all time 1990s frankenhooker
08:44in 1931 the world was horrified by the motion picture frankenstein in 1935 horror turned to terror
08:55with the bride of frankenstein in 1990 the makers of basket case and grain damage bring you
09:03want a date
09:04all right frankenberg
09:06just leave franken as a plan
09:09he made a frankenberg he has the ingenuity i wish i could do that
09:13he has everything he needs except the raw materials
09:18he's just fall still oh my god oh my god
09:22bunions what's going on that was the worst foot i've ever seen
09:26he was upset with that yeah he was that one
09:29bunions
09:30jeffrey's creation is a lively moly it's a frankenhooker
09:34oh yeah she's sexy
09:36want a date you going out
09:37i'm on my way home but uh thanks anyway
09:39what's wrong with her
09:41what's wrong with her
09:49every time she's got her face goes off
09:51what's wrong with her
09:52what i've done
09:53oh it's like the woman she's perfect
09:56she's got the fresh bar
09:57i'd still date her
09:57now a motion picture like no other
10:01off as it gets
10:05oh no now it gets more weird
10:10yeah they like that he likes the effects that guy
10:13incredible
10:14damn
10:17some assembly may be required
10:19that is an incredible i never knew about frankenhooker
10:23lisa good no one has
10:24oh my god i never even thought about
10:27like basket case was so weird to me i never even thought about the man behind it
10:31like i never thought about the man behind basket case
10:35but apparently he took the basket case money because it was a big enough hit to have a sequel
10:40i'm not sure about that
10:41they played on how big was it
10:42i think that he did all i think he did drugs with his money
10:46if you can't tell he just made that stuff like in his basement
10:50right like he was just like that basket case villain or whatever it is that weird
10:54it's a lipoma he's like a lipoma
10:56is that what he is
10:57jesus
10:58jesus
10:59there's three of basket cases
11:00oh god
11:01i never saw that
11:02he's rolling in money
11:04yeah i think he took the first money and he just did like blow with it or something and then he was like now i gotta copy weird science and called frankenhooker
11:10frankenhooker that's what he did it's like a bad weird science frankenhooker
11:16frankenhooker that means there's a there was somebody in a suit that was like
11:19all right yeah we'll do it we're green lighting frankenhooker
11:22yeah there's a studio behind it
11:24oh man i think it was just a lot easier back then to get your idea off the ground
11:29because everybody was on coke
11:30yeah and you could just and quaaludes and you could just like get the right
11:35be in the right room at the right time it cost thirty five thousand dollars
11:39it did yeah it's a good job for thirty five grand i can't believe you're behind it
11:44it's terrifying it messed me up man i saw it like it was they play it on hbo when i was like ten or
11:49something and i was like what whoa imagine what that does to your brain a lot
11:53yeah like it jumps out of that basket man
11:55there's no details about how it did at the box office like i can't find that anywhere
12:00the box office really was it never released i don't know like it just no it was only i saw it
12:05on like hbo yeah and like i said that in the sequel two of those things bang
12:10you think it hit the theater my god i don't know it might what was the rating on it frankenhooker
12:16seems like it might have been like 6.2 out of 10 right to vhs was it r sure does seem like it
12:23i don't know it doesn't say the review here there's not a lot on basket case and he knows more
12:28about it than probably anyone on earth wikipedia it was rated r other rated r i mean it's real
12:33creepy he carries him around in a basket that's what they call a basket case people are like
12:38what's in the basket you know he doesn't know what's his basket but then he starts well hopefully
12:41if it gets to the point where you have to carry around your rib balls in a basket yeah you gotta
12:47get it taken care of i will i can't have a basket here until then i'm looking for a frankenhooker
12:51yeah just just so you know like i've watched you on a date that's gotta be the is that the tagline
12:56of that yeah it seems like is it sensitive to the touch no no okay you wouldn't even know it was
13:01there all right no but again you got doctors in the family maybe get them to get a little looksy at
13:06it is it um just long or is it starting to go out like a mound oh i mean it's a mound yeah it's a
13:12mound just so you know like that all i do is watch those things be removed all the time it's not a
13:18big deal it's just a little i never thought we'd interview you about your growth on your
13:22that's all right you know i i offer stuff up and as soon as i do i'm like why did i talk a little
13:27you bring that up we're not we can never let that slide no i was just trying to relate to testicle
13:35or whatever her name was that's right yeah trying to figure out what she's got going on a lot again
13:41if you want a choice than whatever you've got going on that's true be thankful you could use that
13:44as a halloween costume put like a smiley face on it and be like a basket case
13:48again if you want to see the woman with ear balls that sparked this whole discussion
14:04yeah that's tough man x.com slash dave and chuck we'll see you there
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