Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about 76-year-old man from Nepal who had something disgusting inside of his bladder and donger. They try to guess and then discuss the state of his parts.
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00:00i'm already exhausted and daylight saving time isn't even here yet it's coming this weekend what
00:05am i gonna do i knew you would complain again but i got you covered this year new one hour
00:10energy shots just what you need one hour energy shot yeah
00:14now it's time to play what's up
00:24penis and bladder what's up there what is in there we're not gonna like it
00:33oh yeah not gonna like it it is an old man i don't ever want to look up an old man's bladder
00:38or penis hole never say never for chuck yeah yeah that's not all the way to the bladder
00:46never say never uh 76 year old yep had to seek medical attention
00:54after four days of bloody urine and discharge coming from his penis and that's day four i'm
01:03doing something that's it i mean he knew what happened four days ago you know a little blood
01:10never four days of bloody urine and discharge it's gonna clear up i hope god i hope i never
01:15have to use those words together bloody discharge he's got a little journal day two blood
01:22discharge same as yesterday shouldn't have put all those things up there yep day three still blood
01:32so plus
01:34the man from nepal okay oh man that's it's cold what do you got what do you got lying around in nepal
01:44had earlier suffered from an enlarged prostate okay
01:48and they got in there which blocked his urethra
01:52okay okay so he had to have a catheter
01:57placed in his penis to help him urinate all right gotta get that taken care of sooner
02:03yeah it's nepal get some pills still when he was brought in for emergency attention
02:12doctors were shocked at what was in his penis and bladder i put a big metal straw
02:23big metal straw
02:26they already had a he had a catheter he has a catheter in there but then he went after he got
02:36what are those rocks that have the crystals inside is that an amethyst
02:40i mean amethyst is a type like a geode geode yeah like a geode what's it a geode
02:48no that'd be tough to get in there real razor sharp
02:51i thought he was old one might have formed
02:52i mean if you went looking maybe
02:55maybe
02:57calcium geode
03:00there have only been a handful of things like this ever reported
03:08what like what do you have in nepal that you can jam up there
03:13so he did it himself oh yeah yes oh yeah there's only been a few of them
03:21okay some kind of treasure well the stuff that we've heard of we've heard of needles like we've
03:26heard needles multiple times um we've heard the wire charging cable
03:32what about just really long weeds
03:38weeds yeah like you're outside you find a weed and he just shoves it in there
03:44you know those little sticks like a potato's growing inside of them like little sticks you know
03:47yeah twigs all right i'll give you one more round before we figure out what's inside this man's penis
03:54is there any other hints dave i told you only is it something that we heard it before
04:01no never okay well i haven't i don't know is it uh you guys run in different does it have
04:09something to do with nepal
04:11is there a connection does it have something to do with nepal no oh all right it really could happen
04:19anywhere in the world okay damn it can i give a hint you yes please a hint a hint i'm taking over
04:27dave's game so you better be careful yeah you get really mad go ahead it hasn't been it's been
04:33found somewhere like in a different body part that we've talked about before
04:38it's been found yeah so think about like no more hints thank you no more it went to his bladder
04:56whatever it is yeah so it's long or it just traveled yeah i don't know not an eel is it
05:05i always want to say is it a worm is it a worm
05:13yeah worm would be a good guess are you ready yes what's up this man's penis and bladder yeah
05:22maggots oh god i didn't put them there have anything to do with it i don't know if he even put them
05:30there he didn't his lack of hygiene put them oh so he was so nasty they were just like we should go
05:36in here because that was a false hint though i said did he put them in and you said oh that's true
05:42yeah dave ruined the game he did he ruined the game no i don't think you said did he put it in there
05:47yes he did that was clear thank you what did she say well what he did by lack of proper care
05:53yeah like he let's do that quality oh it was the judge over there not like he put them in there
06:02they were a symptom of something but he didn't actually put them in there they were they happened
06:09as a result of him just having the dirtiest penis like of all time yeah real grow either way uh this
06:16is only one of like half a dozen cases of maggots in the penis they've ever heard of through the
06:21years it's called penile my asses well yeah i bet my asses i've got maggots in there
06:31and even fewer of them actually making it all the way into someone's bladder that's how filthy this
06:37man was and jason what he found the video he sent us his penis hole you can see his penis at the
06:46catheter goodbye if you want to if you want to see the screen the blood and discharge to see what's
06:52going on here i don't want to see penis whole blood i do i need to see how bad i don't want to see it
06:58i mean i need to see how bad it is like how bad before you get maggots in there it has to be so bad
07:05i don't think i can it's not going to be as bad as you scroll the caution keep going keep going i can't
07:10good god you can't really even see what's going on it looks uh bad it looks swollen my whole thing
07:16is that it's very just looking at a picture of her dog look at it's so much better look at so much
07:25better it's way better than that puppy penis i'm looking at over there filled with maggots yeah
07:33i noticed it the other day and i'm like oh my god she she's got douglas now i like lock eyes with
07:38that douglas every once in a while yeah you have to feel better i'm like you have to like how you
07:42doing douglas so the way that this thing looks well the thing about maggots is they're eating right
07:49yeah like so they're eating the bad flesh that's the maggot right there yeah you're looking at the
07:55maggot cam live to the maggot cam no my asses
08:00doctors treating the man wrote the discovery of maggots in both his penis and urinary bladder is an
08:23uncommon and alarming occurrence very rare it indicates the severe and invasive nature of the
08:28disease it's an extremely rare infection caused by maggots or fly larvae infesting the penis a
08:34strong odor oh i bet could you even imagine tissue decay oh it was decaying oh yeah poor hygiene is
08:41what attracts them in the first place yeah he's like it's like dead it's like a dead thing yeah
08:47because when something you know like if you have an ulcer on your foot and it's like dying they put
08:54maggots in there sometimes to like get all of the dead tissue away so it could heal better yeah
09:00that's crazy yeah it's like they use maggots in medicine he put like maggots on his wound or
09:06oh he might have yeah yeah he might have but like they do do that in like real that is a real thing
09:12yeah they use leeches and leeches maggots it's crazy but uh yeah you don't want my asses you don't
09:19want my asses no you do not there's like a magnified view of a maggot's face that i saw one time
09:26don't yeah no i don't need that in my dreams no i don't either it's a wild thing i do not i don't
09:32need this man's penis in my dreams and i don't need a face of his penis it doesn't you can tell it hurts
09:38i'll say that you can just tell by looking at it that it hurts but it doesn't like i i there's part of
09:45me that can understand not understand but i mean like i see why he didn't rush to the hospital day
09:52one i think he thought oh this is just something blood and pus well if you have blood and pus coming
09:59out of your wiener right away i feel like this guy's had blood and pus coming out of that thing for a
10:04long time he doesn't care i mean i asked about the pills like the large prostate of course he let that
10:08go yeah i'm like to get to the catheter stage yeah um this guy said he has not had penis maggots
10:16but he said he's had a male uti and it was awful extremely painful bloody couldn't even hold my
10:22own urine had to wear a diaper for a week diaper oh man that's a rough weekend that's a bad you know
10:27i'm taking the week off i'm taking the week off yeah yeah yeah and please lie to us and don't tell
10:35us you can't come in because you have to wear a diaper this week yeah oh my god when we're in
10:41diapers it's time i mean it'll be way before that oh yeah but if i'm in a diaper we're not we're not
10:48once that starts going so do i oh my god someone is asking of course only a question from the minds
10:55of dave and chuck the freak listeners would you and would you yeah would you spladoosh there's no way
11:02he was able to even spladoosh with the amount of swelling and stuff like i don't think but if he
11:07could would maggots complain out i i thought that too just going pee but i think he had such a blockage
11:15back there that the pee wasn't forceful enough the maggots would just hold on with their teeth
11:22probably or however they got like barbs or something they gotta have something yeah they
11:28got a little little barbs mega barbs not because i thought the same thing not barb and her husband
11:34different that's a lovely barb yeah not a mega this is the worst kind of barb