Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Yorkshire, England who thought to caught a cold from his wife, only to discover his ass was being ravaged by a flesh-eating disease.
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00:00All right, a guy woke up thinking he had a common cold, only to be rushed to the hospital
00:12because something, something was eating his ass.
00:15Yep.
00:16It was flesh-eating bacteria.
00:18Oh, that's the wrong place to get it.
00:20Holy smokes.
00:21You're here, huh, Andy?
00:23Yeah, I didn't know you could get him back there.
00:25What did he sit on?
00:26Wait till I show you his ass.
00:27Oh, no.
00:28I'm going to show you his ass.
00:30His ass coming up.
00:3155-year-old Simon English assumed he'd caught a virus from his wife, Kay, who works as a teaching assistant.
00:37However, as hours passed, his symptoms, fever, cough, fatigue, worsen.
00:42I think you gave me something back there.
00:43By the next morning, he knew something wasn't right.
00:47Yeah.
00:47So he rushed to the hospital.
00:49That's a crazy thing.
00:50I think you gave me something back there.
00:52Yeah, it's real itchy.
00:55What'd you do back there?
00:56I mean, I know what you did, but my lady.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Stuffed you to the rim.
01:03Anyway, doctors diagnosed Simon with necrotizing fasciitis, a bacterial infection that causes parts of the body's soft tissue to die,
01:12leaving him in intensive care for three months.
01:15Oh, yeah.
01:16Well, you're lucky to live, man.
01:17Usually your arms and legs are gone.
01:20Now, after two skin grafts on his left ass and temporary stoma surgery, he's slowly getting back to normal.
01:27Oh, they made him a whole stoma.
01:30He is a retired firefighter.
01:32He says, it's quite scary when you think about it.
01:36I now look like a shark has taken a bite right out of my ass.
01:40He said, I ended up looking like I was about 70 years old after laying in bed for weeks.
01:44The nurse told me if I'd left it any longer before going to the hospital, I would have been dead.
01:50Yeah.
01:51You got like hours to do something about it.
01:54It's just wild.
01:55The world is a crazy place.
01:56A retired firefighter gets that.
01:59Yeah.
01:59Right.
01:59So there he is, 55 years old, lying in his hospital bed that he was in for weeks.
02:04So it got his hole, too, though.
02:06So how did this happen?
02:09You know, how did he?
02:10There is.
02:10Whoa, it's not a good look.
02:12It's bad, huh?
02:13I know.
02:13Check my ass out, huh?
02:15Yeah.
02:16That's how his ass looks now.
02:18Tough to turn somebody on with that.
02:21Doctors broke the news to him that he had necrotizing fasciitis as the flesh-eating disease.
02:27It's a rare beast of an infection that takes no prisoners, and it almost took his life.
02:32They whisked him into surgery.
02:34He had four operations to fully get rid of it.
02:37I feel like we're seeing almost a little bit too much, too far inside that man's crap.
02:42I think it's a graphic photo.
02:43You know what?
02:44Really, yeah.
02:44I can't believe that he's okay with that being shared.
02:47Yeah.
02:47That guy's got a tramp stamp.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:49He does have a tramp stamp.
02:51Oh, God.
02:51I don't need to see this view at all.
02:53Jesus.
02:53Oh, my goodness.
02:54He couldn't wait to show it off.
02:55No, those obviously his balls hang in there.
02:58He obviously shaves, too.
02:59He's got, like, razor burn around his ass.
03:02Maybe they shaved him for the surgery.
03:04He's been in there for, what, three months or something?
03:08Oh, cover your tramp stamp if you're going to be...
03:12You know what a bad tattoo for a dude is?
03:14A tramp stamp.
03:15And he's also got one on his butt cheek.
03:17Yeah, I mean, he was really active back there.
03:20He was.
03:21I feel like, well, I'm starting to believe it's open for business, you know?
03:24Like, usually when you put billboards up, you want eyeballs on them.
03:28Well, it's kind of like, I don't know what he's going to say how he got it, because it's
03:32obvious there's, like, a lot of action back there.
03:35Mm-hmm.
03:35Who else has ever gotten that there?
03:38I don't know.
03:39Yeah, they don't say how he may have got this.
03:44Yeah, but he didn't say either.
03:45Swimming.
03:46He did say.
03:47He was like, I believe I got something from my wife.
03:49Well, that's when he had the cold.
03:52He thought it was just a cold.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Man, that picture makes you thankful for your cheeks, doesn't it?
03:56Oh, it sure does.
03:57I love my cheeks.
03:58Your cheeks are good.
03:59That's the way they are.
04:01Good to have them.
04:01Be grateful for your cheeks.
04:02Yeah, when you're missing a cheek, it don't look right.
04:05Nope.
04:07This tramp stamp's still in place.
04:08Yeah, that is a crazy look.
04:10That's a horrible thing to hear from doctors, like, it's eating your butt.
04:14Oh, God.
04:15It's going to take your butt from you.
04:17I would just be so scared because the butt is just so close to other stuff that it would
04:25be terrible to lose as well.
04:27And I'm like, please stop it.
04:28Stop it.
04:29Right, right, right.
04:30As hilarious as it seems like your butt's so important.
04:34Yeah.
04:34This man is going to.
04:35How is he going to sit comfortably?
04:36On one cheek.
04:37He's not.
04:37He's going to have to have implants.
04:39He's got a one cheek.
04:39He's going to need a Tom Cruise butt.
04:42Yeah, he'll need a prosthetic ass cheek.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Because otherwise you're sitting on an angle.
04:46Yeah, so they had to chop off part of his ass not once but four times because they thought
04:50they got it and it kept eating away at him.
04:53Come on, man.
04:53That's why they take your arms, man.
04:56Yeah.
04:56They don't take any chances.
04:58Wow.
05:00If he, honestly, that is a crazy life.
05:02If you were a firefighter and you're retired, but you get that from your wife pegging you
05:07or something, like, holy hell.
05:08That's crazy.
05:09Holy hell.
05:10Hope it's not that.
05:11Yeah, I mean, that stuff turns people into just like chicken nuggets.
05:15It really does.
05:17All those Matt jokes and...
05:19All those Matt jokes and...
05:20Alright.