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00:00So what I did was I took a hate comment from the blog and all the mean words, I blanked them,
00:05and I'm going to go around the office and have people fill them in with their own hate words
00:09and see who could get the right answer.
00:11Dan, can I get you for this video, please?
00:13I really love this concept.
00:15I think I'm off a field day with this one.
00:17He's either going to really like it and have fun with it, or he's going to be like,
00:20I'm not re-signing with him anymore.
00:22Did you ever play like Mad Libs growing up?
00:24Yeah.
00:24All right, so this is hate libs.
00:25I took a comment from the blog, I blanked all the mean words,
00:30and your job is to fill in the hate words with what you think it is.
00:34Nikki Smokes.
00:35Nikki Smokes.
00:36Nikki Smokes.
00:37Nikki Smokes.
00:37Nikki Smokes.
00:38Nikki Smokes.
00:38Is a douchebag person.
00:42Haul person.
00:42Braindead.
00:43Good person.
00:44Shitty person.
00:45A piece of shit.
00:46A loser.
00:47A loser.
00:48Motherfucker.
00:49And a cocksucker who has zero redeeming cup quality.
00:52Pussy who has zero redemptive qualities.
00:55Pussy who has zero redemptive qualities.
00:57And a freak who has absolutely zero redemptive qualities.
01:03How close was I?
01:05You got one right.
01:06Actually, you got one right, but I'm not bald, okay?
01:08I went to Turkey.
01:09There you go.
01:09You got the last one right.
01:10All right.
01:11There you go.
01:11You got one.
01:12There you go.
01:13Honestly, I thought he was going to grill me a little bit worse.
01:15Make your own hate sentence.
01:16Yes.
01:17Nikki Smokes is a short person, a lunatic, and a womanizer who has a million redemptive
01:25qualities.
01:25Wow.
01:260 for 4.
01:27Did I get it right?
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:28It was close.
01:29It was terrible, narcissist, moron, and zero.
01:32Oh, zero was the last one.
01:33But myself has blank redemptive qualities.
01:35I thought it was a lot.
01:36I appreciate that.
01:37Yeah.
01:38That was actually the nicest one I got.
01:39All right.
01:39Good shit.
01:40I got the rest of them right as well.
01:42I just don't know it.
01:43Still dated it.
01:44Still broke up with it.
01:46I broke up with it, too.
01:47The series is tied 1-1.
01:48You did?
01:49Yeah, I did.
01:50And you know it.
01:51Please.
01:51Like, everyone you ask is going to be saying similar things.
01:55Like, you kind of wrote it in a way that you...
01:57Everyone has had different answers.
01:59The only answer everyone's got right is the last one.
02:02Redeeming?
02:03Yes.
02:03I thought it was a million.
02:04I thought the comment section was saying something really nice to him.
02:07Wait.
02:07Let me do Nikki Smokes doing his own Mad Libs.
02:11No, Nikki Smokes is a fire person on God and tight who has Broward redemptive qualities.
02:18That's actually 100% accuracy.
02:20All right.
02:20That's good.
02:21You speak Smokes now.
02:22I speak Smokes.
02:23Another, like, guy who's known for being very douchey that I can't stand is Stiney from
02:28Nug Boys.
02:29I feel like he's douchey in a non-endearing way, but you are douchey in an endearing way.
02:36Thanks, twin.
02:38Boom.
02:38Appreciate that.
02:39If I knew Stiney, I think I would feel the same way about him as I do about Nick.
02:44If you just saw his online persona, you'd be like, kid's a fucking tool.
02:48And then you meet him and it's like, oh my God, he's actually, like, a little sweetheart.
02:53She called me sweetheart.
02:54Did you get that?
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03:39See you at the track.
03:40Yeah, I'm really excited.
03:42I asked months ago to get John Summon in here, and the cat was like, who is that?
03:46I'm husband hunting.
03:48I don't know what to say.
03:49What do you guys think I should say to her?
03:51She's like, hi, I'm Ella.
03:53I don't know.
03:54This could be easy.
03:56I'm going to say, oh, you're John?
03:58Ella's told me so much about it.
04:00Yes, yes.
04:01She said she emails you like once a day, twice a day.
04:04You have to come with like a deep cut song of this.
04:07You can't be saying it's hit singles.
04:08You have to show you're a true fan.
04:10Hey, cat, do you think I should play it cool?
04:12No, you should give me your number.
04:14Oh, I mean, you got it.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:16How many times have you seen him?
04:18A lot.
04:18How many times have you seen him?
04:19Three.
04:20Three?
04:21Jack.
04:22Jack saw him three in one weekend.
04:23That's like a month.
04:25Yeah, that's a fucking joke.
04:27Who's us girls?
04:28Not true, Jack.
04:30Jack McCarthy's been talking about him.
04:31He literally treats John Summon like the Grateful Dead.
04:34He goes on tour with him.
04:35Well, maybe I'm not rich enough to go on tour with him.
04:37That's actually not true, Ella, because you are.
04:39I'm the biggest John Summon guy in the world.
04:41Actually?
04:44I mean, I like him.
04:44Yeah, yeah, you got a lot of big fans, too.
04:57Good to meet you.
04:59Thanks for coming in.
04:59This is actually right next to where my studio used to be.
05:01Oh, no shit.
05:02I lived like a couple blocks away.
05:03That's awesome.
05:03This is cool.
05:04Yeah, this is right here.
05:05I'll show you.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Damn, this is a badass.
05:07Yeah, it's pretty cool.
05:08This is where you do, what, the gauntlet?
05:09Is that what he called?
05:10Yeah, yeah, everything.
05:11Yeah, yeah.
05:11You got this?
05:13Yeah.
05:14I haven't shot a basketball in a while too long, but.
05:16I missed my moment.
05:17I got really fucking nervous.
05:20And I was hiding behind this little fucking thing like this.
05:22I want to be where you are.
05:26Yeah.
05:26I'm sure he'll love that.
05:30Just walk up to him.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:32That would doubt a rep.
05:33I would rather do that than be like, hi, I'm Ella.
05:36Yes.
05:37I get this feeling.
05:39Did you say anything when you saw him?
05:41No, I got too scared.
05:42So now when I see him again, I'm just going to sing.
05:44So I don't have to think of a conversation.
05:46There you go.
05:46I'm sure he'll love that.
05:47Yeah.
05:48If your name is Ella, you should be like, oh, are you Ella?
05:50I know all about you.
05:52That will fuck her up.
05:53She's going to be so funny.
05:54She might just cry.
05:55Yeah.
05:55You should be like, I've heard so much about you.
05:57I love your TikToks.
06:01You dream of love.
06:02There we go.
06:03John, this is Ella.
06:06Stop being weird.
06:07Okay.
06:07Ella.
06:08Hi.
06:08Ella, great to meet you.
06:09You've got a beautiful voice.
06:11Thanks.
06:11Love that.
06:12Am I friends with Amanda?
06:13Yeah.
06:16Come one more time.
06:19That's good.
06:20Good.
06:20Soccer, soccer.
06:27Good, good, good, good.
06:29Fuck.
06:30Can one of the pink tributaries get it?
06:35There you go.
06:35Tribune, tribune.
06:36That was pretty terrible, right?
06:38No.
06:38I've seen a lot worse.
06:39I respect my time.
06:40Okay, cool.
06:41I beat Cam Newton, so that's all that matters to me.
06:43What is the talent that he has?
06:45He makes his own songs.
06:46And they're awesome.
06:47Genius.
06:47Does he really?
06:48Yeah.
06:48That seems good.
06:50Yeah.
06:50He's a genius.
06:51And a lot of guys just mix shit together.
06:54That's what I do.
06:55Okay.
06:55I play other people's stuff.
06:56Got it.
06:57He makes the stuff.
06:59Yeah.
06:59John Summitt's the Rolling Stones.
07:02He's a great producer.
07:04I'm a better DJ, but he's a better.
07:06Oh, you're a better DJ than John Summitt?
07:08I'm a good DJ.
07:09Yeah.
07:09I know you are.
07:10I can't produce to save my life.
07:12Oh, shit.
07:13Does he know you're a better DJ than him?
07:14Yeah.
07:14Wow.
07:14Oh, yeah.
07:17John.
07:20Huh.
07:21Yeah.
07:21See if he's here.
07:22See if he's here.
07:23Get him back here.
07:24John.
07:25Dante said he's a better DJ than you.
07:30Is Dante talking shit over there?
07:33Yeah.
07:33Yeah.
07:33Don.
07:34You're serious.
07:34I was explaining the difference between producing and DJ.
07:38Oh, okay.
07:39Yeah.
07:39And you don't have either.
07:43Okay.
07:43That's how that's.
07:44Yeah.
07:46His seat was still warm.
07:47He literally was like, John could say the same thing.
07:50I was like, I don't know.
07:52You really held your ground back there.
07:54Yeah.
07:54Yeah.
07:55I'll hit you up for those dates.
07:57I would like to come to work.
07:58Okay.
07:58Yeah.
07:58That'd be awesome.
07:59And good luck.
08:00Remember to keep the pace of time.
08:01Wait, wait.
08:02Which show are you coming to?
08:03I said I'm going to come to work.
08:04Yeah.
08:05As long as they have a couch that I can sit on.
08:07We'll give him the VIP suite.
08:08I want to be.
08:09I don't know.
08:09I never said how long I'm going to stay.
08:10Here.
08:11Take one.
08:11I'm going to come.
08:12So I think early on I really freaked out.
08:15I couldn't even think of what to say.
08:17I tried to smile and my like lip was shaking.
08:19You know when you're like, it's quivering.
08:21And I was like, fuck.
08:22But I think I redeemed myself.
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09:41Hey.
09:42Steelers are the favorites to draft Shador.
09:44How do you feel about that?
09:45I'd like it if they still find a way to get Rodgers.
09:51Learn for a year under Rodgers, then take over.
09:55But if they don't get Rodgers, they'll still take Shadassi.
09:58You guys excited for the draft show?
10:00The draft show, yes.
10:01The draft, no.
10:03Yeah, it's not a very good draft.
10:05No.
10:05That's a lot of the show.
10:07Yeah.
10:07But Shadur gave another great reason why this draft isn't good.
10:15I like Shadur.
10:15I've talked to Gruden about this draft and every time he just goes, this draft makes me want
10:20to shoot myself.
10:22It's just the issue is we get to the back half of the first round, even the middle of
10:27the first round, there's a bunch of guys that should be going late second round.
10:30Yeah, once you get out of the top.
10:31It's so bad.
10:3210, 11, it's slim pickings.
10:36Does Stephen Jay like football?
10:38Yeah.
10:38All right, you're a top 10 pick then for me.
10:41Watch the draft show.
10:42I'll be in the sports coat.
10:44By the time you see this, you'd have already seen me in the sports coat.
10:47And if you didn't, then go back and watch the draft show.
10:49We love you.
10:50We appreciate you.
10:51We thank you.
10:51Watch the draft show.
10:52Watch the draft show on demand.
10:54No better way to watch the draft show.
10:56What's this draft do for you, Jerry?
10:58That's the only thing.
10:58If they don't get Rodgers, they're going to draft the quarterback.
11:02I don't know.
11:03I mean, they need a D tackle.
11:04I don't think they'll win the Super Bowl, but they have a better chance of winning the
11:09Super Bowl with Rodgers over Mason.
11:11But I'd rather Mason.
11:13I've heard a potential name for you guys, and you're going to hate it.
11:16Derek Carr?
11:17Nope.
11:17Kirky?
11:18Yep.
11:19Yeah, I don't like that.
11:21I hate Kirk Cousins.
11:22Damn.
11:23I don't like that.
11:24But I can get behind Kirk Cousy.
11:26Is he worse than Rodgers, though?
11:29No.
11:30Yeah?
11:31Damn.
11:31I don't know.
11:32They're not getting Kirk Cousins if they're getting Rodgers, though.
11:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:34For sure.
11:35You know, that's the thing.
11:36If Shador is there, though, they're taking Shador no matter what.
11:39If he's there.
11:39Yeah.
11:40100%.
11:40I'll take Milrow.
11:42Yeah?
11:44Yeah.
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12:28What do you think of this?
12:29Bears may be moving up for gente.
12:31Really?
12:32Yeah.
12:33I'm in Jacksonville probably.
12:35Moving up to get gente?
12:36That's your god.
12:38I love gente.
12:39But after spring.
12:40They ain't going to move up, are they?
12:41They're in detox.
12:43How do you know that?
12:45I got insires, too.
12:46I was in the league.
12:47I still got insires.
12:49Wow.
12:49I think that's their blueprint, by the way.
12:51Boy, you're sitting there at number 10, you can get a lot of good players without giving
12:54up your first.
12:55Feeling great, man.
12:56You know, preparation is one thing.
13:00Extensive preparation.
13:02I love it.
13:02And then presentation is the other.
13:04Now, we did extensive preparation, but our presentation wasn't always very good.
13:09That's why it's a pleasure to be here with Brandon Walker and Steven Shea.
13:13Which NFL team has gone the longest since their last first-round quarterback?
13:17They've won a Super Bowl in the last 20.
13:20The Saints?
13:21It's the Saints.
13:22Yeah.
13:22Archie.
13:23Archie, man.
13:23Is their last?
13:24I didn't know it was that long.
13:25Shit.
13:26I was just thinking, how long has it been for Archie?
13:28Oh, my God.
13:29It's Frank the 10th.
13:30How the hell are you doing, man?
13:32Hey, how's it going?
13:33How are you doing on the walking?
13:35It's going well.
13:36You saw I work at Dallas Strawberry last week.
13:38I saw that.
13:39That was a great one.
13:39How is the straw man doing?
13:41Oh, he's doing well.
13:41He's doing well.
13:42Are we still going to the card show this summer?
13:45Can't wait for that.
13:46We're going to have our own booth, right?
13:47Yep.
13:47Some guys are...
13:48Hey, big cat, man.
13:51Are you not working tonight?
13:52I'll be here.
13:52Oh, okay.
13:53Yeah, you're going to do PMT after.
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:56I got a big sport goat.
13:57Yeah, we'll break down the draft on part of my take.
14:00But yeah, I'll come in for the Bears pick.
14:01All right.
14:02Have a great show.
14:03Thanks, man.
14:04Love it.
14:05There's going to be more bratwursts and beers drank at this draft than any other draft in history.
14:11And here we go again, the 2025 Barstool Sports NFL Draft Show.
14:17I am so pleased to announce Super Bowl winning fan Stephen Che is here with me.
14:24It is awesome to have him.
14:25And for the first time, John Gruden.
14:28Thanks.
14:29Coach.
14:29I'm fired up to be here.
14:30I love this night.
14:31You love this shit, huh?
14:32I do.
14:33I do.
14:33I love being with you guys up here.
14:35Let's have a great draft.
14:36Now, this is another special treat.
14:37We'll get to experience the Chicago Bears pick with him.
14:40Chief is walking in.
14:40Big Cat is walking in.
14:42Big Cat, thoughts leading into this?
14:43Listen, I've always, from day one, I had Colson Loveland as my number one tight end on the board.
14:50I hope we take him.
14:50All right.
14:51So, there goes that suspense.
14:53I hope we take Colson Loveland.
14:54This is a prediction.
14:55I don't know what's going to happen.
14:55Okay.
14:56All right.
14:56So, Tyler Warren's on the board.
14:58Tyler Warren, not.
14:59Not for me.
15:00Not for me.
15:00You like the Michigan tight end.
15:01I like the Michigan tight end a lot.
15:03So, I actually had him as my number one ranked prospect in the entire draft.
15:07The entire draft.
15:07Just the best ranked draft.
15:08Oh, we got him.
15:10We got him.
15:11That's exactly what we're going to do.
15:13We got our guy.
15:14Yeah.
15:14Colson Loveland, tight end for Michigan.
15:16This guy can run after the catch.
15:18He's the perfect complement to commit their other tight end.
15:21You can detach him.
15:23He can create some matchups in the passing game.
15:25But I think he's going to be a work in progress.
15:28He didn't do a lot at Michigan catching the ball except front screen.
15:32He didn't have a quarterback.
15:34Plenty of tread left on the tires.
15:35Didn't take many hits last year.
15:36That's right.
15:36I feel pretty good.
15:40It was a great night.
15:40A lot of fun, man.
15:42Favorite draft yet?
15:44No.
15:47That wasn't my favorite.
15:55All right.
15:56Nice.
15:57You fucked that up.
15:58I felt good, dude.
15:59I felt vital doing that shit.
16:00I felt powerful.