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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30That there's the deposit, and I'll be withdrawing $50 if you don't mind.
00:37There you go, my friend.
00:39Minus the handling fee, $50, plus the compulsory vault tax, plus the annual insurance calculated pro rata.
00:47Let me see now.
00:49You're left with $10, old-timer.
00:53You're robbing me. It's your swindle.
00:56Not at all, my friend. It's business.
00:58Forget your business. Give me back my nuggets.
01:02I'll need the $30 deposit fee.
01:06To heck with you, you sticky-fingered buzzard. I'm taking my banking business to Pinhole Gulch.
01:12The customer's always right, but Pinhole Gulch has a long trek down some pretty rough roads, old-timer.
01:17Huh? Well, it were a rough road led me to this town, Blacknail.
01:21Yeah, Ameloo!
01:22Get your hands with me here, geezer.
01:41A sack of gold ain't worth getting pumped full of lead for.
01:44Sheriff! Sheriff!
01:59They're four bandits with storm and gold are all over there spending it in the saloon.
02:05You got a witness? You can identify them for me, old-timer.
02:09Me? It's them, I'm sure.
02:11Sorry, but you ain't a witness, old-timer.
02:14You're just a plaintiff.
02:16That ain't good enough. I'd hate to be a party to a miscarriage of justice.
02:21It's you, the miscarriage, snake oil!
02:23Pwit-twee!
02:24For interfering with an officer of the law in the exercise of his lawful duties,
02:29that's a $200 fine and three nights in the hole.
02:41We's plum broke, but we ain't feeling no pain, huh, fellas?
02:44A successful business day, was it?
03:03It certainly was, boss.
03:05When we're done here, you may call me Darling, Stella.
03:10Blacknail, you're nothing but a low-down, mangy jackal!
03:13Hey, reason to ruckus after 11 p.m.?
03:16That's a $100 fine and two more nights in the hole, old-timer.
03:19Pwit-twee!
03:24It's getting slimy snakes to belly-crowing blaggings.
03:28We done told you, old-timer. We tried everything.
03:31Blackmail controls this entire territory, and there just ain't no getting around them.
03:35Pwit-twee!
03:38Huh?
03:39We even built our own armored cart.
03:42Best way in the world to move our gold.
03:44But no one dares haul it for fear of meeting up with Moe and his gang.
03:52I know someone who can haul it for you.
04:02Three o'clock.
04:03Oh, that'd be the 8.32 from Albuquerque.
04:06Wild West, here I come.
04:19Next time, get a sleeping car, cowboy.
04:21Boxcars are for the birds.
04:23Oh, there are passengers.
04:24Real-life passengers.
04:25I should ask the railroad for a race.
04:27Howdy, old-timer.
04:33It's been a long time.
04:35Get here fast.
04:36Stop.
04:37Dirty B of a banker.
04:38Stop.
04:38Crooked S of a G of a sheriff.
04:40Stop.
04:40Filthy, rotten, S-ing bandits in there as well.
04:43Stop.
04:43Your friend, old-timer.
04:45Sounds like you got trouble.
04:46The telegraph girl wouldn't let me put in the good words.
04:49The bank at Pinhole Gulch is 60 miles from here.
04:56And blocking the way is that scurvy, egg-sucking rat, Moe.
04:59Hmm, the local bad guy.
05:01And that ptuh, ptuh, ptuh of a sheriff is just a puppet of black nails.
05:12Huh?
05:13And so I thought about you.
05:16He should know better than to treat me like a common draft horse.
05:21My mother was an Arabian.
05:23They're just my nuggets.
05:24The other prospectors are waiting to see if we get through.
05:39And we're off.
05:41Take it easy back there.
05:43A word to the wise would be quite sufficient.
05:46Hey, Moe, someone's coming.
06:03Time to go to work, boys.
06:05Oh, oh, oh.
06:06You're supposed to use a tree.
06:09You want a tree?
06:10Go find a tree, Nimrod.
06:13Uh-oh.
06:14I'm guessing those are your bandits.
06:15Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
06:22Moe's making a withdrawal.
06:24Sorry, but this bag's not open for business.
06:29All right, it's a hold up there.
06:34Oh, not with the whip already.
06:37What are you adults waiting for?
06:39Fire!
06:40That's enough, you gang of bird brains.
06:49Quick firing.
06:55Let them get through.
06:56We done got through.
07:01What's this we?
07:02I got through.
07:03They done got through.
07:07Now with Lucky Luke, we can bust right through and laugh the whole god darn way to the bank.
07:14Count me in for the next convoy, old timer.
07:17Here are my nuggets.
07:25Old boy, I'm afraid I'm going to have to hit you back up again.
07:29What a good-hearted horse won't do for his cowboy.
07:31If they look for me, they're going to fire me.
07:38And then what resists?
07:39I pulverize.
07:41I atomize.
07:41I blast the smithereens.
07:43I explode.
07:44I confettify.
07:45I scatter to the four winds.
07:48I shatter into a million and one pieces.
07:50I render a melon void and kaput.
07:53I can see.
07:59There's no need to pull my jaw out of the joint.
08:12Now, if things go according to tradition.
08:18What was that noise?
08:19Has something gone awry?
08:21May I turn my head?
08:23Is somebody there?
08:31Indestructible, I tell you.
08:33This contraption is indestructible.
08:35Then we'll hitch up Jolly Jumper and carry on.
08:39Say, Jolly, were you curried with a firecracker this morning?
08:42Oh, he's a scream, my cowboy.
08:45Time conditions just seem to be getting harder all the time, don't they?
08:55What?
09:00That's all?
09:04Mo and his gang quit coming to the saloon with their gold since they can't seem to steal anymore.
09:08The prospectors don't deposit their gold in my vaults.
09:12The bandits don't patronize my saloon.
09:14I'll go bankrupt.
09:15That armored wagon and that cowboy are going to be the death of me.
09:20That cowboy's in your saloon right now.
09:25Sheriff!
09:26What?
09:27Sheriff!
09:27Where?
09:28Where?
09:28Oh, yeah, that's right.
09:31I forgot.
09:32I'm the sheriff.
09:33Ten dollars for a lemonade?
09:35You ought to call this place the happy highwayman.
09:37Cowboy, you only just begun to start paying.
09:40Well, well, snake oil.
09:46It's been a long time.
09:48Lucky Luke!
09:50Snake oil.
09:51Lucky Luke!
09:52Snake oil.
09:54Lucky Luke!
09:55Snake oil.
10:03Watch it.
10:05I've already reloaded.
10:07Another lemonade, please.
10:09Didn't even taste the last one.
10:12Yes, well?
10:14I gotta tell you, Blacknail, there's trouble afoot.
10:17Well, just spit it out, then.
10:19That rasping is driving me nuts.
10:22That cowboy you wanted me to throw into the clink is Lucky Luke.
10:27Lucky Luke?
10:28Oh, yeah, and he really can outdraw his own shadow.
10:31Lucky Luke wasn't included in our little agreement.
10:35Sheriff, either you lock him up
10:36or forget about any more discount liquor for your saloon.
10:47If I have to go belly up, it won't be from Lucky Luke's six-shooter.
10:50I thought I told you to put away that nail file.
10:55It's making me homicidal!
10:57This can't go on, Hope.
10:59We haven't stolen nothing for a whole week.
11:01It's taking the bread right out of our mouths.
11:03It's true.
11:04This Lucky Luke, he sabotaged all our work equipment.
11:07My brother-in-law works in a factory up in Seattle,
11:12and according to him,
11:13when they start sabotaging your means of production
11:16and taking the bread out of your mouth,
11:18you go on strike.
11:22Strike what?
11:23What's that mean?
11:25Well, the way he tells it,
11:26instead of working,
11:27you parade around in the streets with big signs.
11:30Well, go figure.
11:37And it works.
11:37He never stops bragging on how rich and powerful
11:40that union of theirs is.
11:42No, what's a union?
11:44Well, it's just a gang like ours,
11:46except that instead of working like a horse,
11:48they tote signs around.
11:49Right then, boys,
11:59starting today,
12:00we ain't gonna be a gang.
12:02We's gonna be a union.
12:04Oi!
12:05Tomorrow, we're making another run, Luke.
12:07We better hit the hay.
12:09Yep.
12:10All this hauling takes its toll on a fella.
12:16Tell me what's upsetting you, darling.
12:18Every time I shut my eyes to sleep,
12:21I dream of that armored cart and Lucky Luke.
12:29Down with the armored cart.
12:32Down with the armored cart.
12:34Down with the armored cart.
12:35Say no!
12:37Desperados unite to oppose armored carts!
12:39Lucky Luke must step down!
12:41Down with the armored cart!
12:42What's this all about, Moe?
12:44We've formed ourselves a union.
12:46And Desperados local number one.
12:49Yeah, and we're defending our right to steal
12:51against the jackboot of cowboy oppression.
12:53Down with the armored cart.
12:55We should support them.
12:57It's their right to steal.
12:58It keeps us in business.
12:59No, it's more than cars!
13:02He was lucky looking as a cowboy running dog!
13:06That union disease seems to be catchy.
13:08We got a light, blood, and we're free!
13:13Ain't it the truth?
13:14I've had no customers since the goal left town.
13:16And that Lucky Luke is a real milk sop.
13:18Instead of killing his enemies,
13:20it just takes the guns away.
13:25What's going on there?
13:26Support the Desperados!
13:37And well in town, eat a joe's!
13:40Bust through!
13:42Come on, old timer.
13:43I can't just run them over.
13:44And this is the only road.
13:45We'll get to lose!
13:54They've got it!
13:55They've stopped the armored cart!
13:58Come on, old man!
14:03Power to the little people!
14:05What in the world am I saying?
14:07So we can't get through?
14:09Oh, my shoes are wellfully run down.
14:13We're going to break their strike and every one of their bones while we're at it.
14:18Come on, old timer, that won't solve anything.
14:22And if that's the way it is, we're going on strike two.
14:39But he needs new shoes now.
14:58Likes, Mr. Demonstrate, in five minutes.
15:00Don't you think it's time we all sat down around the negotiating table, Blacknail?
15:11He who sows the wind reaps the whirlwind, cowboy.
15:18Mr. Blacknail, is something he'd like to say to you?
15:25Uh, my friends, I propose we proceed with negotiations between the differing parties
15:30in order to resolve the impasse which has plunged our town into tumult.
15:34Uh, and we gotta talk to headquarters first.
15:37What's headquarters?
15:39That's where unions get their orders from.
15:41Uh, well, then headquarters agrees.
15:45And the prospectors say aye.
15:48So do the small business owners.
15:49This is how we'll proceed.
16:01Every side will get a chance to put forth their demands.
16:04Blacknail is lowered in a flea-bitten jackal's toenail.
16:07Your armored court's a hazard on the rules.
16:09Strike, break it.
16:10Strike, break it.
16:12Item 23, we propose that the tariff to be levied on all resource transfers be distributed
16:35in equal proportion throughout the different economic sectors of the town.
16:38Item 24, we demand a reduction in the retail price of lemonade, effective immediately.
16:44Is everyone in agreement?
16:46Well, this is unacceptable.
16:47It's highly irregular.
16:48It's a scandal.
16:49It's...
16:50Um...
16:53Is everyone in agreement?
16:58Then I declare the terms accepted.
17:03I'm ready to spend the whole day in bed.
17:05Hold your horses.
17:10Who's gonna fork over all the strike pay we got coming?
17:13Yeah, good.
17:14Yeah, great.
17:16No way.
17:19No way.
17:27They want their armored cart.
17:30I'll give them their armored cart.
17:32I'll deposit it right smack in the middle of the saloon
17:35and without any surcharge.
17:45This is not my day!
17:48He's heading straight into the path of the 832 from Albuquerque.
18:12They don't matter.
18:13It's never on time.
18:14This is yesterday's.
18:16What about that locomotive?
18:22You need a hand, sonny?
18:25The twig.
18:26Before I got into prospecting, I stopped the engines for a living.
18:29Leave it to me, son.
18:30Yeah!
18:30You need a hand, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny, sonny,
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