Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 1 The Freshman
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00:00Introduction to the Modern Novel. A survey study of 20th century novelists.
00:06Open to freshmen. You might like that.
00:08Introduction to the Modern Novel.
00:12I'm guessing I'd probably have to read the Modern Novel.
00:17Maybe more than one.
00:19I like books. I just don't want to take on too much.
00:27Do they have an introduction to the Modern Blurb?
00:31Oh, short story. Well, that's good.
00:34Oh, no. It conflicts with psych.
00:37Maybe I shouldn't take psych.
00:40You gotta. It's fun, and you can use it as your science requirement.
00:45Anyway, Professor Walsh is supposed to be great.
00:48She's, like, world-renowned.
00:51How do you get to be renowned?
00:54I mean, like, do you have to be noun first?
00:58Yes, first there's the painful nouning process.
01:02Wait. Images of pop culture. This is good.
01:08They watch movies, TV shows, even commercials.
01:13For credit?
01:15Heh. Isn't college cool?
01:18How did I miss that one?
01:20Well, you did sort of wait till the last minute with your course selection.
01:26Sorry, miss. I chose my major in playgroup.
01:32That's an exaggeration.
01:34I just, you know, think it's good to be prepared.
01:40Don't wanna be caught unawares.
01:43I've been busy.
01:45It's been a very sleigh-heavy summer.
01:48Just haven't had a whole lot of time to think about life at UC Sunnydale.
01:53I think it's exciting, though, isn't it?
01:58Yeah.
02:00It's gonna be an adjustment.
02:02Yeah, it's, like, five miles away.
02:05Heh.
02:06Just uncharted territory.
02:08Giles said I have to be Secret Identity Gal again.
02:12That makes sense.
02:14It's gonna be tough, though.
02:16With a roommate.
02:18Yeah.
02:19I'm psyched about college.
02:21Definitely.
02:22I just need to figure out how it's gonna work with my extracurricular activities.
02:28I just can't let it take the edge off my slang.
02:33I gotta stay sharp.
02:36Is this guy ever gonna wake up?
02:49I don't know.
02:50I don't know.
02:51I don't know.
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04:16We've been doing this by folder color.
04:19If you're not holding on to a yellow folder, you're in the wrong group.
04:24You belong up by Weissman Hall.
05:57She's cool.
05:57I see you got to get in, too.
06:00Yes.
06:01I've heard about five different issues, and I'm angry about each and every one of them.
06:05What'd you get?
06:07Jell-O shots.
06:08I didn't get Jell-O shots.
06:10I'll trade you for a take back tonight.
06:14Are we heading anywhere near Weissman Hall?
06:19I still need to get my ID card.
06:20Oh, I got mine this morning.
06:22The lines are really long now.
06:24You should have gone early.
06:26Well, I hope that I learn from this experience and that I grow.
06:30I'm being annoying, aren't you?
06:30I'm being annoying, aren't you?
06:32I don't know.
06:34It's nice that you're excited.
06:36It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon.
06:41You really had to work to learn anything.
06:43But here, the energy, the collective intelligence, it's like this force, this penetrating force,
06:51and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know?
06:55And letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into...
07:03That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in.
07:06Well, I'm with you, though.
07:09I'm all for spurty knowledge.
07:12It's just...
07:13It's a little overwhelming.
07:15Don't you feel it?
07:17Well, I'm...
07:18Boyfriend!
07:19It's my on-campus boyfriend.
07:22Oh, no, I forgot to pick mine up.
07:25The line's probably really long now, too.
07:27How are you?
07:28Good.
07:29It's pretty much a madhouse a madhouse.
07:31I know, I was just saying that to Willow.
07:33I mean, it's just so overwhelming.
07:35Don't you feel completely disorientated?
07:38Pause!
07:39Hey, Paul.
07:41Finally matriculating with us.
07:43Very cool.
07:45Tell me you're playing this week.
07:47Thursday night, Alpha Delta.
07:48Oh, I have that one.
07:50I'm bringing the wrecking crew.
07:52Jell-O shots?
07:53Good.
07:54Do you know why they're distributing the work-study applications?
07:57Back at Richmond Hall, next to the auditorium.
08:00Thanks.
08:01See ya, bro.
08:02Go get them.
08:03I don't like till second week.
08:05Well, the man's played here a lot.
08:07I'm still all new.
08:10I don't know what the hell's going on.
08:11Hey, Doug.
08:15Library.
08:17Ooh, library.
08:18Come on.
08:21It's too bad Giles couldn't be librarian here.
08:24Be convenient.
08:25Well, he says he's enjoying being a gentleman of leisure.
08:30Gentleman of leisure?
08:32Isn't that just British for unemployed?
08:34Uh-huh.
08:34He's a slacker now.
08:37Speaking of slack, have you heard anything from Xander?
08:40Not for a while.
08:42He's still in this cross-country, see America thing.
08:45He said he wasn't coming back until he had driven to all 50 states.
08:50Did you explain about Hawaii?
08:53Well, he seemed so determined.
08:57I hope he gets back soon.
08:59It'd be fun to have the whole gang back together, you know?
09:02Hang out in the library.
09:07Wow.
09:07Oh, my gosh.
09:13Isn't this amazing?
09:17It's cozy.
09:20You know, I never wanted to hurt Giles' feelings.
09:24But occult books aside, our old library just didn't have the greatest selection.
09:30But this?
09:32Yeah, this is great.
09:34You know, if we ever need a place for the Nuremberg rallies.
09:40This is a real library.
09:43See, we even have to whisper.
09:46It's like a whole new world.
09:55Here.
09:56Thanks.
09:58I can't wait till Mom gets the bill for these books.
10:00I hope it's a funny aneurysm.
10:03Introduction to psychology.
10:04Oh, up there.
10:08I'll get him.
10:10You know, this store discriminates against short people.
10:12Oh, I think there's a protest next week.
10:16Oh!
10:16Oh, God.
10:17Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
10:22I'm okay.
10:23It's okay.
10:25Well, that was bracing.
10:28I'm so...
10:29I'm so...
10:30The books were just too high, and then everything was bad.
10:35Let me give you a hand.
10:41Let's put a few of these down here.
10:43So, uh, are you girls taking intro psych, or do you just want me dead?
10:50Uh-huh.
10:51I mean, the first one.
10:53Well, you have a lot of fun.
10:55Professor Walsh, she's quite a character.
10:57You've taken it?
10:59I'm a TA.
11:00I'll be helping the professor out.
11:01I'm sorry.
11:02I've forgotten my manners and all the concussion.
11:04I'm Riley.
11:06Willow.
11:07And this is my friend, Buffy.
11:09It's nice to meet you both.
11:10I'm nice to meet.
11:12Hey, do you know if we're going to be studying operant conditioning in the first semester?
11:16Because I hear that's kind of Professor Walsh's specialty.
11:20Absolutely.
11:21You know her treatise on Dietrich's work?
11:24I know of it.
11:25It's not in the syllabus, but it's a fascinating read.
11:29If you're into that sort of thing.
11:31They have it here.
11:32Oh, where?
11:33I'll show you.
11:35I don't meet that many freshmen that know that much about psychology.
11:38Well, it's fascinating.
11:40Yeah.
11:40You know, because everyone's got a brain.
11:46Or almost everyone.
12:14Hi.
12:14Oh, hi.
12:17Are you Buffy?
12:18Yeah.
12:19Kathy.
12:21Hi.
12:22It's nice to meet you.
12:24Yeah.
12:34So, it's a pretty nice room, huh?
12:37Hmm.
12:38I was surprised.
12:39Because you hear horror stories about freshman housing.
12:42You took the right side.
12:45Yeah.
12:47Um, but, you know, if you want it.
12:49No, no.
12:50I just wanted to make sure that that's what you wanted.
12:55You excited for classes tomorrow?
12:58Painfully.
12:59I bet there's going to be a lot of parties to go to this week, too.
13:04Not that I'm a crazy partier.
13:06And I'm not always this hyper, either.
13:08I'm just excited.
13:11Yeah.
13:13Me, too.
13:15You know, I am really glad they put me with somebody cool.
13:18Because I can tell that you're cool.
13:20I just know that this whole year is going to be super fun.
13:24I don't know.
13:54Do you know if this class is full yet?
14:20And there are two people talking at once.
14:24And I know that one of them is me.
14:27And the other is...
14:30A blonde girl.
14:32You.
14:34Blonde girl.
14:36Stand up.
14:39I'm very excited to hear what you have to say.
14:42It's worth interrupting my lecture for.
14:44I was just asking if the class was still open.
14:58If I could still sign up.
15:01If your name isn't on this sheet, then you are wasting everyone's time.
15:08Are you on the sheet?
15:09They told me that if I just...
15:11Do you understand?
15:13You are sucking energy from everyone in this room.
15:17They came here to learn.
15:19Get out.
15:25I didn't mean to suck.
15:28Leave!
15:32If you're looking for psych, it's still here.
15:53Oh, thanks.
15:57How's your head?
15:59Sorry?
16:00Yesterday.
16:02In the bookstore.
16:04You don't remember.
16:06Oh, no.
16:06Sure, I remember you.
16:08You're Willow's friend.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Well, hey, it's fine.
16:12Just stung for a bit.
16:15I lost most of my basic motor functions.
16:17It's no big deal.
16:19We're here.
16:23I'm sorry.
16:24I'm trying to remember you.
16:25Buffy.
16:26Buffy.
16:27Right.
16:28Have fun today, okay?
16:30Thanks.
16:30Thanks.
16:35You know, I was just wondering.
16:39Professor Walsh isn't planning on yelling at me.
16:42Kicking me out of the class, is she?
16:46It's not in her lesson plan.
16:49Great.
16:57How's pop culture?
17:00I decided not to take it.
17:04It seemed dumb.
17:06Okay.
17:07This is Psych 105, Introduction to Psychology.
17:10I'm Professor Walsh.
17:13Those of you who fall into my good graces will come to know me as Maggie.
17:17Those of you who don't will come to know me by the name my TAs use and think I don't know about.
17:24The evil bitch monster of death.
17:29Make no mistake.
17:30I run a hard class.
17:32I assign a lot of work.
17:33I talk fast.
17:34And I expect you to keep up.
17:35If you're looking to coast, I recommend Geology 101.
17:40That's where the football players are.
17:42Well, I'm sorry.
18:00Wow, sorry.
18:02No, I wasn't looking.
18:05Did you, uh, lose your way?
18:08Me?
18:09Oh, no, no, I'm just going to Fisher Hall,
18:13which I know is on the Earth planet.
18:18Recently voted most pathetic, uh-huh.
18:21Well, I'm lost, and I have a map, so...
18:25Oh, I come in second.
18:27I'm Buffy, by the way.
18:29Eddie.
18:31Okay, so...
18:33So that's Fisher Hall, right?
18:37Okay, and this is Dunworth Building.
18:40That's my dorm.
18:42It's just, it's us I can't find.
18:44Are we the blue part?
18:46No.
18:48Yes.
18:49Okay, right, so if I came from there,
18:50then we would just want to go that way to the bike path.
18:55You sound very certain.
18:58I'm in.
18:59Are you taking Psych 105 with Professor Walsh?
19:08Yeah.
19:09I mean, I'm going to try.
19:10She's not afraid of the long words, huh?
19:14Yeah, she's pretty intense.
19:16A lot of the courses are really tough.
19:19I'm a little upset.
19:20I had it on good authority if this was a party school.
19:22I think it's supposed to get easier.
19:26I still feel like carrying around a security blanket.
19:30Of human bondage.
19:32Have you ever read it?
19:34Oh, I'm not really into porn.
19:37I mean, I'm just, I'm trying to cut way back.
19:40No, there's no actual bondage.
19:43It's just a novel.
19:44I've read it like ten times.
19:47I always keep it by my bed.
19:51Security blanket.
19:52Oh, we have a security blanket.
19:57Unless, of course, you count Mr. Pointy.
20:00Mr. Pointy?
20:01Oh, bike path.
20:03So, it's nice to know that I'm not the only entirely confused person on this campus.
20:10Yeah, I suspect there's a lot of us.
20:12Well, I'll look for you in sight.
20:14Yeah, we can help each other figure out what the hell they're talking about.
20:19Okay.
20:20Maybe they'll make it through the year.
20:23Good night.
20:24Night.
20:33I'm sorry.
20:46Did you lose your way?
21:03Oh, my God.
21:33You looking for someone?
21:46Yeah.
21:47You made a friend good for you.
21:51Thanks, Mom.
21:55Yeah, Eddie just took off.
21:58Packed his stuff.
21:59Left a note.
22:01Happens sometimes.
22:02Some people just can't handle it.
22:04There's always a few kids who lose it early in the first semester and just bail.
22:11Weak ones, I guess.
22:12Orange.
22:13Orange.
22:13Orange.
22:14I don't know.
22:44boring
22:46boring
22:49boring
22:51boring
22:54astonishingly boring
22:57we
22:58we have to kill some cooler people
23:01will somebody remind me
23:03you're the one who said pick on the weak ones
23:05then the herd and all that
23:07does this sweater
23:09make me look fat
23:11no the fact that you're
23:13fat makes you look fat
23:15that sweater just makes you look
23:18purple
23:19you're such a loser
23:22hey
23:24words can hurt like a fist
23:26hey
23:27check it out
23:29well
23:30do we have a Klimt?
23:35yes
23:36big score
23:37for Klimt
23:39Monet
23:41still well in the lead
23:43but look out for Team Klimt
23:45it's coming from behind
23:47freshman
23:50man
23:51they're so predictable
23:53and you can never eat
23:55just one
23:56yeah
23:57I'm hungry
23:57what a shock
24:00we eat
24:01when I say we eat
24:03well we could hit the tunnels
24:05we eat
24:06when I say we eat
24:08god lighten up
24:11I think it's funny when you scream
24:15it's like
24:16wow
24:19I gotta get me some better lockies
24:21I swear
24:22you guys are useless
24:25I shouldn't even take you on the hunt
24:27great
24:28why don't you let dead Eddie get your dinner
24:31that's pretty much the plan
24:33that's pretty much the plan
24:33that's pretty much the plan
24:36Giles
24:50Rupert
24:52is this blue cheese
24:53or is it just cheese
24:54that's gone blue
24:55you're not Giles
25:01um
25:03you know that the door was open
25:06so I just
25:07uh
25:09Giles does still live here right
25:11he does
25:13hmm
25:14he appears
25:15Rupert
25:17you have a guest
25:18Buffy
25:19hello
25:20is this a bad time
25:24no
25:26oh
25:27forgive me
25:28it's um
25:29this is uh
25:30Olivia
25:31she's uh
25:32it's an old friend
25:33she's just
25:34staying over for a few days
25:36couldn't pass through
25:37sunny cow without
25:38looking up old Ripper
25:39uh
25:42Buffy is um
25:44was
25:44a student of mine
25:46and how is university
25:48pretty much the same as high school
25:50in the sense of
25:51I need help
25:52ah
25:53help
25:54yes
25:55but
25:56this just looks like
25:58a bad time
25:59no
25:59you guys talk
26:00I'll just go slip into something
26:02a little less comfortable
26:03so
26:08uh
26:08trouble with
26:09um
26:10studies
26:11this is a bad time
26:14you keep saying that
26:16why it looks pretty bad
26:17I think someone had just
26:19a little too much free time
26:20on their hands
26:21I'm not supposed to have
26:23a private life
26:24no
26:25because you're very
26:27very old
26:28and
26:28it's gross
26:29well before I succumb to the
26:33ravages of age
26:34why don't you tell me
26:35what brings you here
26:37there's a student missing
26:41yes
26:42Eddie
26:44he's supposed to have left school
26:47but
26:47I just don't think he did
26:49I met him outside last night
26:51and then I went back where we met
26:53and
26:54it looked like there'd been a struggle
26:55and
26:57and we need to stop this
26:59and Eddie's RA said
27:01kids disappear a lot
27:02there could be a gang of vampires
27:04working on the campus
27:05we need
27:06research
27:07and
27:08and charts
27:09and stuff
27:10I still don't see where I fit in
27:11you
27:12you haven't described anything
27:13that you can't do yourself
27:14okay
27:17remember before you became
27:19Hugh Hefner
27:20when you used to be a watcher
27:21officially you no longer
27:23have a watcher
27:25Buffy
27:26you know I'll always be here
27:27when you need me
27:28your safety is more important to me
27:31than anything
27:31but
27:32you are going to have to take care of yourself
27:34you're out of school
27:37and I can't always be there to guide you
27:39I'm sorry to bug you
27:44Puff here
27:46oh no
27:47I mean yeah here
27:48you're right
27:50I can handle this
27:51it's just I
27:53I'm on it
27:56I am here
27:59if you need me
28:00she's gone
28:02yes
28:04so did you help her
28:06I'm not sure
28:09how am I supposed to hunt
28:21in this mob
28:22do people have homes
28:25Eddie
28:33Eddie
28:42Eddie hey
28:44wait up
28:45god I was worried
28:47that something had happened
28:48to you
28:49and of course it has
28:50because you're a vampire
28:51I'm sorry
28:55I'm not
28:56the slayer
29:13wow
29:15um
29:16I heard you might be coming here
29:17this is I mean
29:20what a challenge
29:22the slayer
29:24and you are
29:26oh
29:27I'm
29:27I'm Sunday
29:28I'll be
29:28killing you here
29:29in a minute or so
29:30you know
29:31that threat
29:32gets more frightening
29:33every time I hear it
29:34uh
29:36are we gonna fight
29:38or is there just gonna be
29:40a monster sarcasm rally
29:42I'm in for a piece
29:44everybody gets to play
29:49guys
29:51this
29:52is totally
29:53mine
29:55okay
29:56but you gotta share the eating
29:59cause I'm thinking
30:00slayer's blood's gotta be
30:02whoa
30:03like tie stick
30:06I thought people were supposed
30:08to get smarter in college
30:09yeah
30:10I think you had a lot of
30:11misconceptions about college
30:13like that anyone
30:15would be caught dead
30:16wearing
30:17that
30:18don't take this the wrong way
30:41but
30:41you fight like a girl
30:44uh
30:46uh
30:46uh
31:01uh
31:02uh
31:05uh
31:07uh
31:12uh
31:12uh
31:12Freshman.
31:42I don't know.
32:12What?
32:13I don't know.
32:14I'm watching one night.
32:15I'm watching one night.
32:16I'm watching one night.
32:17Yeah.
32:40No, no, no, no.
32:41The best part was when you ragged on her clothes.
32:46She was like, no, not the ensemble.
32:54Those jeans with the little patches.
32:57She has no one to blame but herself.
33:00I heard they're coming back.
33:02Not if I kill every single person who wears them.
33:06I still think you should have let us have a piece.
33:09We could have finished her off.
33:10She's not going to last the night.
33:12She's a done deal.
33:14No.
33:15No.
33:16No.
33:17In fact, guys, you're going to hit the tunnels.
33:21No.
33:22No.
33:23No.
33:24No.
33:25No.
33:26Mom?
33:45Duffy?
33:47Hi.
33:49Honey, how are you?
33:51I'm okay.
33:53How's college? Have you been fighting?
33:55Oh, uh, they started it.
33:59Well, just as long as you're being careful.
34:02I really didn't think you'd show here for a while.
34:06Oh, I didn't have classes today, and everything's just been so high,
34:11I think I figured it'd be nice to come and crash for a...
34:16Oh, well, yeah.
34:19You know, I didn't think you'd be back for a couple of weeks.
34:23But I didn't move anything.
34:24It's still your room.
34:27You filled it with packing crates.
34:29Yeah, but I didn't move anything.
34:32If it's still my room, shouldn't I be able to fit in it?
34:37Well, it's just for a couple of weeks while we do inventory at the gallery.
34:42I just really didn't think you'd be back so soon.
34:46Neither did I.
34:47Okay.
34:47Hello?
35:01Hello?
35:04Hello?
35:05Hello?
35:11Yeah, that's the one.
35:14I'm going to see you in the middle of the street.
35:17It's all right.
35:44I don't know.
36:14I don't know.
36:44I don't know.
37:14I don't know.
37:44The whole world in front of her?
37:51She comes back to this dive.
37:54Xander!
37:55Hey, buff.
37:56Oh, when did you get back?
37:58A couple days ago.
37:59Freak of nature.
38:01Why didn't you call me?
38:02Well, I knew you guys were starting the whole college adventure, and I didn't want to, um, you know, help you move.
38:10I missed you.
38:12How was your trip?
38:13Is America nice?
38:14I hear it's nice.
38:16There was some purple mountains majesty, I'm gonna have to say.
38:20What'd you do?
38:21What'd you see?
38:23Well...
38:24Tell me.
38:26Grand Canyon.
38:28I saw the Grand Canyon.
38:29Well, I saw the movie Grand Canyon, on cable.
38:34Really lame.
38:36Huh?
38:36Basically, I got as far as Oxnard, and the engine fell out of my car.
38:42And that was literally.
38:44So, I ended up washing dishes at the fabulous ladies' nightclub for about a month and a half, while I tried to pay for the repairs.
38:52No one really bothered me, or even spoke to me, until one night, when one of the male strippers called in sick, and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story.
39:03Suffice to say, I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust.
39:07I just came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was, except I sleep in the basement, and I have to pay rent.
39:17How's college?
39:19Male strippers.
39:20No power on this earth.
39:23Okay.
39:25College is good.
39:27Okay, once more with even less feeling.
39:31No, really.
39:31I mean, Willow's in heaven, and Oz is this really cool house off campus with the band.
39:40And you're sitting here alone at the bronze, looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy.
39:47No, it's just...
39:50There was this vampire, and she took me down, and I just...
39:56I don't know how to stop her.
39:59Then where's the gang?
40:00Avengers assemble.
40:02Let's get it going.
40:03No, I don't want to bug them.
40:06I mean, they're just starting school, and they don't need this.
40:10Okay, buff.
40:12What's the what here?
40:17It's just...
40:18What if I can't cut it?
40:23Can't cut what?
40:25Slaying?
40:27Slaying everything.
40:30Buffy, this is all about fear.
40:35It's understandable, but you can't let it control you.
40:40Fear leads to anger.
40:43Anger leads to hate.
40:46Hate leads to anger.
40:49No, wait, hold on.
40:52Fear leads to hate.
40:54Hate leads to the dark side.
40:56Hold on.
40:58No, um...
41:00First you get the women, then you get the money, then you...
41:05Okay, can we forget that?
41:09Thanks for the Dadaist pep talk.
41:12I feel much more abstract now.
41:14The point is, you're Buffy.
41:16Yeah, maybe in high school I was Buffy.
41:21And now in college, you're Betty Louise?
41:24Yeah, I'm Betty Louise Blotnick, V's Cupcake, Illinois.
41:29I might as well be.
41:31I'm Buffy.
41:38I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life.
41:42Faced some scary things.
41:45Among them, the kitchen at the fabulous ladies' nightclub.
41:49Let me tell you something.
41:50When it's dark, and I'm all alone, and I'm scared, or freaked out, or whatever,
41:57I always think, what would Buffy do?
42:04You're my hero.
42:09Okay, sometimes when it's dark, and I'm all alone, I think, what is Buffy wearing?
42:16That'd be one of those things you never, ever tell me about.
42:20It's a deal.
42:24Let's put this bitch in the ground.
42:26What do you say?
42:33I think...
42:35I say thank you.
42:39And nothing says thank you like dollars in the waistband.
42:44Okay, what do we do first?
42:50Kids disappearing every year.
42:53Not too many, just enough so that everyone thinks they have been left.
42:58I can't believe the vampires took your stuff.
43:01Murder I expect, but petty larceny seems so... petty.
43:06Well, they have to be keeping it somewhere.
43:09On campus, or at least nearby.
43:13Hey, how far back do the disappearances go?
43:17Uh...
43:18They weren't too common before 82.
43:23Magic number.
43:24Check this out.
43:25Psy Theta loses its charter.
43:32Building to be closed for renovation.
43:341982.
43:36Look at this.
43:37The former Psy Theta fraternity house lies dormant while zoning issues dragged on before the city council.
43:43We have a winner.
43:44Looks pretty cherry.
43:45Yep, for a little reconnaissance?
43:50You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?
43:53No, that was the renaissance.
43:56Oh.
43:57I've had a really long week.
44:00Let's go look at the house.
44:01Let's go look at the house.
44:15Oh, that's my skirt.
44:33You're never gonna fit in it with those hips.
44:36We have to kill them.
44:38We need weapons.
44:40I don't see my weapons junk down there.
44:42It was right by my bed.
44:45Mr. Gordo?
44:51Go to my room.
44:53If it's not there, try Willow's.
44:56I'll keep an eye.
44:58My diary?
45:00Uh-oh.
45:01Score.
45:04I'll hurry.
45:14Laugh all you want.
45:15This time we play it my way.
45:18And the rules are gonna be just a little bit...
45:20Oh.
45:20Say, don't I know you from beating the crap out of you?
45:43I just thought I'd drop in.
45:49Get it?
45:50Drop in.
45:53Boy.
45:55Tough room.
45:56I must say, you've really got me now.
45:58I mean, this is a diabolical plan.
46:02Throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons of any kind.
46:06How am I gonna get out of this one?
46:08You got a nice setup here.
46:11But you made one mistake.
46:13What was that?
46:16Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking, people usually make it...
46:20Oof.
46:22Seemed kind of weird.
46:24Yeah, weird's a pretty good word for it.
46:26Buffy wouldn't just take off.
46:29That's just not in her nature.
46:32Except for that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name.
46:36But there were circumstances then.
46:39There's no circumstances.
46:41Does Buffy have a history of emotional problems?
46:44Because on my request form, I was pretty specific about a stable non-smoker.
46:49I don't think this is her handwriting.
46:52But there were circumstances.
46:56We've probably been so wrapped up in our own petty lives that we totally miss the circumstances.
47:03We're bad friends.
47:05Well, let's think this through.
47:07How can you be so calm?
47:10Long, arduous hours of practice.
47:13Now, either Buffy took off, or she was robbed, or...
47:18It's a prank!
47:19Xander!
47:20How are my guys?
47:27I don't know you, do I?
47:29No.
47:30This is very intrusive, isn't it?
47:32A little bit.
47:35Xander.
47:36Kathy.
47:37Do we hug?
47:39I think we're too manly.
47:41What's a prank?
47:42Prank?
47:43Oh!
47:44The room.
47:45Well, some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke and they took her stuff.
47:49And now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
47:54Oh, those friends.
47:58They're funny guys.
48:02They took the chest.
48:05Well, let's go.
48:07Let's go to our friend.
48:08It's nice meeting you, Kathy.
48:09You too.
48:11Let's go to Will's, get supplies.
48:14Is Buffy in danger?
48:15She's in a holding pattern.
48:16We've got some time.
48:17It's Poe and this.
48:29This is my favorite item.
48:32You don't want to touch that.
48:34You know, this arm's not looking so good.
48:45It might have to come off.
48:48You want to know the truth?
48:49I only need one.
48:51This is starting to suck.
49:10It might have to come off.
49:41When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust,
49:45I think you'll find the mistake is touching my stuff.
49:54What about breaking your arm?
49:57How does that feel?
49:59Let me answer that question with a headbutt.
50:10And for the record, the arm is hurt.
50:15It's not broken.
50:22Hey, buff.
50:24Need a hand?
50:25No, thanks.
50:32I'm good.
50:34I'm good.
50:34So, all that other stuff in there, that's just gonna sit in there, right?
50:48I mean, no one owns it in the strictest sense.
50:51It seems wrong somehow.
50:52Dibs on the rowing machines.
50:54Luffy.
50:58Hi, Charles.
51:00What's with the arsenal?
51:02I've been awake all night.
51:04I know I'm supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can't leave you out there to fight alone.
51:10To hell with what's right.
51:12I'm ready to back you up.
51:14Let's find the evil and fight it together.
51:20Great.
51:21Thanks.
51:22We'll get right on that.
51:25The evil is this way?
51:27My room is.
51:29Me, Charles, can you get this box on top?
51:33So, college's not so scary after all, huh?
51:37It's turning out to be a lot like high school.
51:40Like an handle.
51:42At least I know what to expect.
51:44At least I know what to expect.
52:13What to expect.
52:14Oh, God.
52:18Why?
52:19And what?
52:19I don't know.
52:49I don't know.
53:19I don't know.