EastEnders 29th April 2025
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00:26Look on over, mate. There's something to come up.
00:27Look, we'll break ground in a day, max two.
00:31Don't worry, I'm on it.
00:33Stand on, mate.
00:35Oh, my little king fancies capturing a knight!
00:41Oh, it's a shame I've got a migraine. I make a great wingwoman.
00:44Oh, what? I'm not out of the game yet. I don't need a wingwoman.
00:47I've got an inside man.
00:49Hi, Kenny boy. Bill. Honey.
00:53Did he? Fancy a cuppa?
00:55No, I'm good.
01:00Still playing happy families, then?
01:02Well, at least Mum's suitcase is unpacked.
01:05For now, anyway.
01:07I'll be in my room revising for GCSEs if anyone wants me.
01:12You all right?
01:14Me and you better get off.
01:16Yeah. Well, I hope your head feels better soon.
01:18Thanks.
01:19Thanks for the party. See you.
01:21See you.
01:22Bravo. All right.
01:26Right.
01:28I'll leave you two to round 1200, shall I?
01:31Ding, ding!
01:32Fight!
01:39Well, how'd you get on?
01:41We need to talk about Benji.
01:45Hey, look. Whatever this peace offering is, I ain't interested, okay?
01:48All right. Just give her a chance, yeah?
01:50I have to give her both barrels yesterday. She deserves it.
01:53All right?
01:54Okay.
01:55Welcome to the Your Mum's an Idiot and She's Sorry Apology Night.
02:07This is non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea,
02:10but I do reserve the right to put some rum in mine in your dad,
02:13so just remember yours is the one with the blue straw, okay?
02:16And this is a selection of the finest local cuisine in Walford.
02:21Don't let the hygiene rating put you off,
02:23because that's guide, not gospel.
02:25Do you really think that E. coli and food poisoning
02:28is going to get you off the hook?
02:30Look, I know I went off on you yesterday,
02:32but it's because you really hurt me, Mum.
02:35I know I ain't been the best, Mum,
02:38but I love you more than anything in this world.
02:41I was stupid.
02:43You know, I was just...
02:46I was trying to protect you.
02:48I've let you down, and I am sorry.
02:52Just...
02:53Just let me know how to make it right, yeah?
02:56Yeah, you was being stupid,
02:59but you're a good mum, and I'm sorry too.
03:03And I...
03:05I don't regret making that complaint.
03:08I just need some space, that's all.
03:11Space from talking about it, thinking about it,
03:14space from you two asking me every two minutes if I'm okay.
03:18All right. Yeah.
03:20Why don't you have your mates round tonight?
03:23Yeah?
03:24Amy, that... that expat mate of yours, whoever.
03:27We'll just leave you to have a laugh, yeah?
03:29A sober laugh, without any hammers and drug dealers, obviously.
03:32Obviously.
03:33If space is what you need from all of this,
03:38space from us, then...
03:41then have it.
03:43We just want you to be happy.
03:45Yeah?
03:46That's all.
03:47I can only push the work back a day.
03:49So you need to get him round here now,
03:50and we make him an offer he can't refuse.
03:51It's the only way.
03:52We know where she's buried.
03:53We don't need someone else.
03:54We can do it ourselves.
03:55No.
03:56He killed that girl.
03:57It's his mess.
03:58And too many people know too much as it is.
04:00We offer him 60 grand, and bracelet or no bracelet,
04:02he won't risk her getting found.
04:03Look, I told you we could fix this,
04:05as long as you did exactly what I said.
04:07So are you listening?
04:08Why am I walking away?
04:09Make the call.
04:10Clear the safe for the deposit.
04:12I'll sort the rest.
04:13I'll sort the rest.
04:14He'll be ready for tomorrow.
04:15Great.
04:16There's the keys.
04:17A beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:18Oh, thank you.
04:20Yeah.
04:22причining the bond where you can pick her hand down,
04:23look, I told her we can fix this,
04:24if she did exactly what I supposed to do.
04:25So are you listening?
04:26Why am I walking away?
04:27Make the call.
04:28Clear the safe for the deposit.
04:29I'll sort the rest.
04:36He'll be right for tomorrow,
04:39It will be right for tomorrow.
04:40Great.
04:41There's the keys.
04:42A beautiful car for a lovely lady
04:43Oh, thank you.
04:47As smooth as you like, coach. I love it.
04:50I didn't even talk about her eyes.
04:52She had coffee. Don't want to get burnt.
04:55Are you ever going to let that go?
04:58Right, then. Now that the apprentice is the master,
05:01I was wondering if I could buy you a cuppa.
05:03And then you could help me out with Gina.
05:07Oh, I told you we shouldn't mix our drinks.
05:10I paid for them eight years this morning.
05:12I thought it was a good night.
05:13Oh, a very good night, from what I remember.
05:21Right, I'll catch you later, then.
05:23Hey, what are you doing later?
05:25Do you, like, fancy grabbing some food or something?
05:28I can't tonight. I've been swerving this one for a week.
05:32It really takes catch as a Felix, I'm afraid.
05:35Why don't you try again tomorrow?
05:37I mean, who knows, you might get lucky.
05:39Again.
05:39There you are, son.
05:44There you go.
05:46Look, I know that I'm asking for a lot, all right?
05:49I was just thinking that you could, you know, talk me up a bit to Gina.
05:55I'd be my man on the inside, you know?
05:59Coach, this ain't a bet to me, mate.
06:01Yeah?
06:01You had your Molly Foy back home, right?
06:05Well, I had someone like that, too.
06:07Shireen.
06:09I told you about her.
06:10Yeah, well, Gina, she's the first girl I've, you know, properly liked since her.
06:22I just thought you could help give me half a chance.
06:28Thank you, mate.
06:29Just make sure you're subtle, yeah?
06:32Subtle?
06:33Yeah.
06:33If Gina finds out you're my man on the inside, she will bury us both.
06:37Don't worry.
06:39I've got it back, mate.
06:40Cheers, coach.
06:44You don't have to be here, you know.
06:47I can handle him.
06:48And there was me thinking it was just going to be us two gorgeous.
07:00Shame.
07:02Sit down, yeah?
07:04We've got a proposal for you.
07:06No, I think I'll stand if that's all right with you.
07:09And just so as you know, I've let the right people know where I am.
07:14I know everything.
07:19So there are no secrets in this room now, okay?
07:23Everything, yeah?
07:25Look, 60 grand to move the body.
07:26There's no point dragging this out, is there?
07:28We've got a day till the team roll and then we're all in trouble.
07:32So 60 grand for your freedom don't sound too bad to me.
07:35Our freedom?
07:38It's your missus going to be fighting for the top bunk, mate, not me.
07:42I know your connections.
07:43And that's why I'm being respectful here.
07:46But bracelet or no bracelet, you killed that girl.
07:49And they'll find your DNA.
07:50And you'll both go down.
07:53My old mum warned me about girls like her.
07:56Clearly yours didn't.
08:0060 grand's an insult.
08:02So let's say 150, shall we?
08:05That way all our secrets stay buried.
08:09Right?
08:11Deal.
08:11Deal.
08:13I'll take 20 as a deposit and the rest on completion.
08:18I'll be in touch.
08:21Lovely doing business again.
08:22Gorgeous.
08:30There's these as well, yeah?
08:31Jesus.
08:36Now, Avani, what is this?
08:38Mocktail.
08:39Mocktail?
08:41I thought I was having a cocktail, Dad.
08:45So you're telling me your mum invited us all round, even me, after I grassed her up?
08:50Yeah, I mean, I'm going to take my wins where I can.
08:52I might have long-term emotional damage, but at least I have a 3R tonight, so...
08:58Your mum's heart was in the right place.
08:59She cares about you.
09:01Yeah, I know.
09:02That's why tonight I am Angelic Avani.
09:05This halo is firmly on.
09:07What were you thinking?
09:11I just wanted it done with.
09:13And how are we going to get it done when we ain't got 150 grand to give him, Nick?
09:17You know the type of man Benji is.
09:21What do you think he's going to do?
09:22Let us pay him on the never-never.
09:24I will sort it.
09:25How, Nick?
09:26Just tell me how, because you heard what the man said.
09:28He told people where he was today.
09:31You know his connections.
09:33And if he disappears, he's only going to blow back on us.
09:37And maybe even the boys.
09:42I'll sell this place.
09:44All right?
09:44I'll sell it, and then he can have the money, and we'll be done with it all.
09:48For good.
09:49This is Harry's place.
09:51It's his future.
09:52Oh, it's a bar, Teddy.
09:55What do you think's going to hurt him less?
09:57Shireen turning up dead, me going to prison, or losing this place?
10:01Eh?
10:06Look, I'll open the safe, and you see what you can scrape together, yeah?
10:10Let's get this done with.
10:17These crumbles are elite.
10:20You've got to try some.
10:21Right, I'll show you something earlier on Baby Jury later.
10:23Yeah, save more for us, mate.
10:25Hey, listen, Avani, your mum, honestly, she's... she's class.
10:31She's fit.
10:32So fit.
10:34No offence, no offence.
10:36Offence taken.
10:38Look, go get that door for me, please.
10:40And stay at my mum's room.
10:41I make no promises.
10:42Come, let's get food.
10:45All right, what are you saying?
10:46Are you good?
10:47Yeah, man.
10:48What?
10:49I can go get you a plate if you need a drink.
10:52How's it going?
10:55Yeah, I mean, I haven't had a hammer pulled in me yet, so I say good.
10:58Yeah, exactly, which is why tonight's going to be a chilled one.
11:01Oh, not too chilled, I hope.
11:02Oh, these brought the goods.
11:04No, we are not drinking tonight.
11:06Who's we?
11:07I mean, I could do with a drink.
11:09Yeah.
11:12But this halo's too tight tonight.
11:14Well, I am wearing no halo, sir.
11:16Oh, who was it?
11:17It's only short term.
11:28Lovely.
11:29I'll see you outside mine in ten, yeah?
11:33Oh, Billy tells me that, uh, little missus is still about.
11:37Shame you never took that bet.
11:38Yeah, I should have.
11:40I could do with the money.
11:42She has got herself in an hole.
11:45We're going to have to sell the bar.
11:47Must be a big hole.
11:49You don't want to know.
11:51Shame, cos Harry's come into his home with that place.
11:55We ain't the Whartons, but he's brought us together.
11:58And I just hope selling it is worth keeping us together.
12:02All I know is what I told myself when I sold it,
12:05but it's only bricks and mortar.
12:08Family comes first.
12:10And as long as you're putting your family first,
12:12that's all that matters, right?
12:14We take our way to where we can.
12:18I drink to that.
12:23I'll tell you what, I'm feeling old.
12:25Do you remember the house parties we used to throw?
12:28Back in the day.
12:29I mean, I don't remember too much, if I'm honest.
12:31I do remember what you were like.
12:33Come on.
12:35What was I like?
12:37Oh, shut yourself and have a drink.
12:39Come on.
12:40Go on, let your hair down.
12:41Count your macros tomorrow.
12:44Oh, look at that.
12:47Police Academy on a night out.
12:49Lucky I didn't wear my granny pants tonight, isn't it?
12:51Pretty much sense.
12:52I'll make you think of this, yeah?
12:53Yeah.
12:54I ain't making a thing.
12:56What are you doing now?
13:10Chickpeas.
13:11Bloke at the gym says that vinegar helps the body absorb protein better.
13:17Mind you, he does think that the government controls the weather,
13:19but it's worth a shot, isn't it?
13:21I've got to keep lean to reel Gina in.
13:23She's a tricky one, mate.
13:25Listen, I've got some bad news.
13:27Oh, let me guess.
13:28It's you and Mum.
13:29Leave it out, Dad.
13:30Give it a week and you'll be golden.
13:32It's the bar.
13:34We might need to sell it.
13:36What?
13:37Why?
13:38It's complicated, all right?
13:40But it can't be helped.
13:42It's Mum, innit?
13:44She's in trouble.
13:46I thought you were just having words,
13:49but I should have known that she's got herself into something.
13:52Come on.
13:53I'm a big boy.
13:54Tell me what it is.
13:55Maybe I could help.
13:56You can't help, H.
13:57Not with this.
14:00Right.
14:01Well, you've got to do what you've got to do, innit?
14:05Look, I'm sorry, mate,
14:06but I just don't want you getting down on it.
14:08Keep your chin up, yeah?
14:10Give it a couple of years,
14:11and we'll find something else out for you, eh?
14:14It's all right, Dad.
14:16It's not like it was really mine, anyway.
14:19You want to know the truth?
14:22After everything happened with Shireen and that,
14:25I didn't want people to think I was hiding.
14:29And with my name above the door,
14:32it was like saying I'm here, you know?
14:34Nothing to hide.
14:38And if she ever turned up, she could find me.
14:44It's stupid, innit?
14:47Nah.
14:49It ain't stupid.
14:52Maybe...
14:54Maybe we can sort something out for you, eh?
14:59You boys are light-waste, aren't you?
15:01I had half of it.
15:02Yeah, don't worry.
15:03We can tell, mate.
15:04And so will Lily when she sees you.
15:05Right, right.
15:06We can't have a party without a spinner bottle, can we?
15:07I am not kissing my brother
15:08and the odds are against me, so I'm out.
15:09Nah, I've got my name.
15:10I'm worth four to one shot, innit?
15:11Yeah, count me out as well.
15:12I don't want it to land on any of yous.
15:13Yeah, I'm out too.
15:14No!
15:15No!
15:16No!
15:17Come on, Tommy.
15:18Listen, you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no more.
15:20Hey, you have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up.
15:22Ha!
15:23Wait, you seriously, I ain't kissed a girl before?
15:24Just shut up, yeah?
15:25Just shut up, yeah?
15:26No!
15:27No!
15:28No!
15:29Come on, Tommy.
15:30Listen, you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no more.
15:31Hey, you have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up, man.
15:34Hey, but you've got to ask your phone replacement no more.
15:36Hey.
15:37You'd have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up, man.
15:39Ha, ha!
15:40Wait, you seriously, I ain't kissed a girl before?
15:42Just shut up, yeah?
15:43All of you.
15:44All right.
15:45Damn.
15:47Shut up, mate.
15:48Oh.
15:51Feels a bit light to me.
15:53He'll be in in a minute with the rest.
15:55What, the bloke who thinks there's no secrets left in the room, right?
15:58You're only digging up one secret tonight.
16:01tonight so you take the money and you keep your mouth shut you're something else you are girl
16:09oh there he is your ears must be burning you've got the rest he's got work to do
16:17you won't give us a minute would you
16:31don't tell me you couldn't find 10 grand ted you've had watches worth more in your time
16:36we can't sell this place discuss this we have to sell it or we can't sell it it means too much to
16:42harry more than you know i'll talk to benji i'll convince him to take less no you won't
16:52we made a deal do you want me to go back to prison is that what you want what you want to be the poor
17:00single dad with the evil ex-wife again is that it i'm not going anywhere ted do you hear me
17:09i did this for harry i did this for all of us i'm selling this place for the sake of our family
17:17because without me we break into pieces have you got the money or not
17:29i'm sorry we've got no choice
17:42listen darling do not worry as soon as you're ready the right man's just going to fall into
17:59your lap just like me and you'll be whispering sweet nothings running your fingers through his
18:03hair and making us so so jealous that's a day boy who needs a barnet when you've got the solar panel
18:10of passion tell me about it look look all right if it happens it happens you know as long as he's
18:16nice and kind and six foot two six figure salary and a bum you can bounce a pan client off the next
18:23i wish you'd do that
18:27anyway babe did you serve felix a plate or what
18:31a plate of what don't ask me
18:34uh no he's got a date tonight so i'm guessing he still prefers a buffet
18:37oh well his loss and please remind me to boo him when he next has his wig on some people just
18:43aren't ready to settle down but don't you settle for less than you deserve hey both of you oh
18:51harry's very good to settle down he's got short hair i think he'll grow it he's about six foot one
18:58nearly um i'm not sure about the pound coin thing but he likes cars he's funny he's ready to settle down
19:06listen darling i don't think johnny's quite harry's type and my daughter well she's the only blonde
19:10who's not a cougar in this postcode no not damn vagina he thinks your lovely eyes
19:29thank you for coming along look i know you ain't my biggest fan but this is an opportunity for
19:37even if it is just for revenge she'll get offers and i'll make sure she takes yours
19:43for less than what you sold it for but whatever you think of her she's turned that place around
19:47and it's making money so that's a no-brainer for me but there is one condition though
19:53you keep harry on as licensee but you can have final say on everything and he won't even be there
19:59after time just keep it harry's barn and keep his name above the bar he needs it
20:06at the end of the day we're family right and that has to mean something
20:12as far as i'm concerned sharon she's ancient history and you can't help who you fall in love with
20:19this uh this hole she's dug how much does she need and your grand
20:30i can either buy the bar back or i will lend you on the ground it's up to you
20:40all right you paid that scumbag reese's delve so i know you're good for it you're right you're right
20:47you can't choose who you fall in love with you you can choose to do what's best for your family
20:52so whatever you do you you put them boys first because we're loving a woman like that there's
20:58always going to be more roles to dig her out of and you don't want to end up being a lonely
21:03old man holding a shovel on your own do you don't be you
21:17no mate it's not a big deal some 40 year olds are virgins they made a film about it just leave me
21:22alone i remember being like you scary even thinking scared i'm not scared i don't care what
21:31anyone thinks okay well i did i admit it i just don't want people taking the mic okay well then you
21:43know you've got the answer right in front of you don't you
21:45i ain't watching that oh come on don't tell me you ain't seen stuff like this before
21:56i was a lot younger than you when i first started
22:01look if you ain't got the courage to you know try out on girls in real life then
22:06it's how you learn isn't it and you've got to learn some time okay
22:15i'm sorry don't rush me i'm gonna win anyway
22:27get in there oh there you are i was just schooling our youngest in how to play queen of
22:50arts and it's the queen of the house i always win i've still got revising to do yeah of course
22:56i mean you're never going to make it as a card shark so you might as well get that doctorate
23:00okay yeah it's just uh we can trust benji to walk away can't we yeah yes just pay him his money and
23:22he'll keep his mouth shut we'll never see him again look tomorrow this will all be over we can start
23:32again yeah don't worry oh that'll be the offer i was waiting for queen of arts strikes again hello
23:52well the drug dealers and bag snatchers are breathing a sigh of relief tonight all right
24:03enough's enough i think we're done now come on priya let's go yeah get off me do you know they're
24:10doing this on purpose because they want to make me leave no period they're just having a run now
24:14yeah now come on it's time to go no it's time i introduce myself
24:22all right boys you having a good night no priya sorry about yesterday sorry don't look sorry
24:29been a long day has it come on we need to go yeah you've only just got on lavani's good side i ain't
24:34going anywhere you make me sick you lot oh big man is it bullied at school so now you want to take it
24:41out women and children you coppers are all the same enough enough i told you yesterday we are just
24:46doing our job oh your job your job is that what you call it priya that's enough take her own ravie
24:51will you now whatever
24:53hi you all right hey so using my uncle to try and get in my pants what really
25:10never mind women i need to give him a lesson on subtlety
25:13what's wrong with you you know that he struggles with this stuff what he's smarter than all of us
25:18i ain't using him he's my mate he was trying to do me a favor okay so what's the plan you're trying
25:25to get my family on side are you do you really think my dad's going to be happy if i've had a
25:28blackmailer as a boyfriend all right i told you i was sorry about that if it makes you feel any better
25:34i ain't gonna be your boss anymore yeah my mum's in trouble she's got to sell up so at least you won't
25:39have to deal with me at work anymore okay well you're not my boss and all i have to do is put
25:43all your cheesy one-liners so i wouldn't flatter yourself yeah this ain't a bet you know i ain't
25:48just trying to get in your pants i like you i like the way you carry yourself i like that you don't
25:58put up with me you know being me i just wanted you to like me too and kojo well i know you love him
26:08so i thought you might sway you would have been better off trying the ice thing okay
26:21uh one day and i reserve the right to fry drinking your face if you mess it up all right all right
26:38nice to see you again gorgeous
26:54ah
26:54nicola mitchell that's who you want do you hear me nicola mitchell that's the one you want not me
27:13well their mums disappeared and they'll do anything to keep it quiet comedy drama just act
27:32normal press red to watch next year on bbc1 a safari park a fun run and an invitation back to school
27:39life's never quite for stacy and joe or chill with mortimer and white house they've gone fishing on bbc2
27:57all right
28:08oh