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Made in Chelsea S15E11,
Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 11
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00:00She's way out of your league. You're punching.
00:02No, I'm not punching.
00:03You are a bit.
00:04One and got a quick hair transplant.
00:06That's very sweet, but I like you just the way you are.
00:10We have slept together.
00:12She was, like, could have been better.
00:14I feel like I'm an idiot.
00:15I promise you all my life is not what I said.
00:18It's such a shame because I've really enjoyed getting to know you.
00:22I feel that we should move in together.
00:23I'd love to do that.
00:26I feel like she doesn't quite know what she wants.
00:28Her friends have had a massive influence on this.
00:31You need to make your mind up on what you want because I want you.
00:35I don't know what to do.
00:35I don't know.
00:36I physically don't know what to do.
00:37I want to be with you, but it's just not clearly not working, is it?
00:40I'll leave her.
00:41I want to be with you.
00:54I want to be with you now.
01:00Yeah, I want to be with you now.
01:05I want to be with you now.
01:10I want to be with you now.
01:13I want you.
01:15I want you.
01:16I want you.
01:17I want you.
01:20I want you.
01:22Put your hands on it.
01:25Hands on it.
01:26Put it back.
01:27Let me show you how to do it.
01:28I'ma put it to your light.
01:30Put it to your light.
01:31Down.
01:32Down.
01:33Down.
01:40I want you.
01:42I want you.
01:43Put it back.
01:49Put it back.
01:50Oh, God.
01:51I want you.
01:53Oh, God.
01:54Oh, God.
01:55Oh, God.
01:56Let's not do that again, all right?
01:57Oh, God.
01:59I'm not out of breath.
02:01Well done. Well done, guys. Good try.
02:03You don't need a run transplant.
02:05Next time you guys do this, don't invite me, OK?
02:07That's mean. Do you know, at school, when I was at school,
02:09I scored 42 tries in this rugby season in ten games.
02:11Living in the past, mate. Not living in the past.
02:13How many years ago?
02:1512, 13 years ago. I'm not trying to brag,
02:17and that's not what I'm trying to do.
02:19I'm just trying to state the obvious.
02:21What? So you are bragging.
02:23Look, I also feel like I need a little bit of confidence, right?
02:25Really? Yeah.
02:27Firstly, I've never been in a situation yet.
02:29I know you're going to laugh.
02:31I've never been in a situation where I've felt like this before.
02:33I've heard that before.
02:35Because you're so perfect in every...
02:37No, I'm talking about with Elle.
02:39So with Elle, I've never felt like this about a girl before.
02:41With Elle? Right.
02:43I'm just feeling a little bit... A little bit self-conscious.
02:45No, I'm not being fat. I'm feeling a little bit self-conscious at the moment.
02:47Why?
02:49Do you feel like you need to impress her or something?
02:51Yes, obviously.
02:53You know, you don't have to be sprinting or doing all these weird things
02:55to try to impress Elle.
02:57All you gotta do is just be spontaneous.
02:59Buy her flowers for the sake of it being a Tuesday.
03:01Oh, look at me. I'm the guru of love.
03:03Just go and get her flowers!
03:05Okay, maybe I haven't had the best of luck in my day.
03:09All you gotta do is be spontaneous!
03:11You know something, you little shit?
03:13I've had enough of this shit.
03:15Good luck on your own, okay?
03:17Oh!
03:19You thought you were a ring already!
03:21Yeah!
03:22It's really funny.
03:23Making fun of me buying an engagement ring for someone I actually was gonna marry
03:25and that's failing.
03:27That's really wonderful.
03:29I can't believe that neither of you have met each other before.
03:41The two of the biggest powers of SW3.
03:43I think we did meet once, I think.
03:45Ooh!
03:46We once had a brief encounter at a Take That concert.
03:49Are you serious? I love Take That!
03:51These are funny old things, aren't they?
03:53Okay, so guys, I'm gonna throw a tea party, but it's gonna be a tea party on a level that
04:11no-one's ever seen before.
04:13You want it to be talked about for, like, years, months...
04:15What are we talking about? Decades!
04:17The big thing that I need to determine is the theme.
04:18The big thing that I need to determine is the theme.
04:22Okay, so why don't we do like a twisted tea party as in all berserk, Midsummer Night's Dream and kind of magical and kind of all that.
04:29That means your fairy's perfect, kind of larbrous, flowers.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Gorgeous, draping off things, like magical.
04:36Whatever, you're so good at this.
04:37So good at this.
04:38Yeah.
04:38Maybe I take care of the baked goods this time.
04:41I'm sure I can do it.
04:42And plus, you know, Germans make everything baked so much better.
04:45Right.
04:46I don't think the baked goods are.
04:47No, no, no.
04:48Are the most important of it.
04:49I think there needs to be a kind of mix.
04:51Surely it depends on the baked goods, you know?
04:53Well, I mean, I think lighting is very important this time.
04:57The lighting of the cake, maybe.
04:58The lighting.
04:58Well, we could light up a cake.
05:00Okay.
05:01You guys are getting quite competitive over this.
05:03Yeah, no, but it's quite sweet.
05:04Well.
05:05Okay, all right.
05:06You deal with the cake goods.
05:09Yeah.
05:09And I will make it look sensational.
05:11What are you laughing about?
05:28Nothing.
05:29I just had a good night.
05:34And morning.
05:37I'm knackered.
05:39I'd like to say I'm not what I am.
05:41I'm tired.
05:42You had a good workout?
05:43Yes.
05:44I'm very happy that James didn't ruin anything.
05:48Fuck it up.
05:49Shut up, James.
05:51You're a felon.
05:53Not that he's got to me or anything.
05:55Not like I'm being there at all.
05:57Not bothered at all.
05:58No, not at all.
05:59Liv got in contact with me, actually.
06:01How is she?
06:02She sounded a bit quite tense.
06:05You don't mind if I have a quick chat with her?
06:06She wants to speak to me like alone.
06:08Maybe for sure.
06:09I don't quite know.
06:10Should I leave now?
06:10No, not now.
06:11I'll be like, don't just leave me on my own at the table.
06:13That would be horrible.
06:14You just want to prep yourself for this intense chat.
06:17I want to take you to the market on the road, actually.
06:19It's really nice.
06:20I like that market.
06:22Yeah?
06:22Have some oysters.
06:23Yeah, I love oysters.
06:25There she is.
06:26How are you?
06:27Good, how are you?
06:28You look nice.
06:29How have you guys been, anyway?
06:31You're good, how are you?
06:34Um...
06:35Oh, God.
06:38I'm going to try and word it without getting upset.
06:39Um, so I went down to see my parents the other day, and then DeepBit arrived, and we basically
06:45broke up.
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Um...
06:50Wow.
06:51Oh, I'm home, sleepless nights, feeling out of love with you, it's the last chance to catch
07:04this flight, upside down, you caught me losing the pain.
07:09How long will this last?
07:22What's in that one?
07:24Er, loafers and Chelsea boots in that.
07:27I'll be honest, I was not expecting this for staff.
07:28Like, I just wasn't.
07:30Really?
07:30This is more than I had when I moved in here.
07:32Yeah, but you've been to mine before, you've seen all the space that I have for all my
07:35things.
07:36Yeah, I know, but I never thought about it being in my flat, all of that stuff.
07:40Well, here we are.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Are you not, like, super excited about this?
07:45Obviously, I'm really happy that we're living together as well, but...
07:48Yeah, exactly.
07:49I just didn't anticipate the amount of...
07:51There's actually one more thing that I've got to go and grab.
07:54Okay, I'll be two secs, literally two seconds.
07:59Oh.
08:01Right, here we go.
08:02Okay, now.
08:05Sick, right?
08:06Is this a present?
08:07This is what I had when I was about three years old, okay, and I was obsessed with it.
08:12No, no, no, this is baffling me, because we've got all of this stuff and we're freaking
08:15out slightly about where we're going to put it.
08:17No, no, there's no freaking out.
08:18And you bring in this car that's the size of the dining room table.
08:20It's not the size of the table.
08:21It's huge.
08:22It is.
08:23It's tiny.
08:23I used to...
08:24We can drive up and down the King's Road in that.
08:26Oh, why don't we leave it at the car park?
08:27No.
08:28Next to my other car.
08:29This is going to be like an heirloom.
08:30We can give this to, like, our kids.
08:31Oh, Harry.
08:31Yeah.
08:34It's a no from me.
08:36Guys, I'm going to leave you to have a little chat.
08:38I'll go get myself another Bloody Mary.
08:41See you.
08:41See you later.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:44Oh, no.
08:45Hey.
08:47Um.
08:47Liv, wow.
08:48I'm going to be honest with you.
08:50I didn't expect...
08:52You didn't think I'd have it in me, did you?
08:54No.
08:55In your head, do you fully believe it's over?
08:58Yeah, I think I do.
09:00But deep down, I don't want it to be.
09:02Like, I don't want this to be it.
09:04Yeah.
09:05It makes me actually feel a bit sick.
09:06Like, I feel sick about the way I treated him and how I don't like the way it ended.
09:11Like, I don't agree with that.
09:13And I...
09:14There's stuff, I think, that still needs to be said.
09:17I think that you need to time apart.
09:19And I know the guilt inside right now.
09:21And you're like, oh, I feel like I need to talk to him.
09:23No, you don't.
09:24That's actually just you wanting that for yourself.
09:26That's you actually wanting the comfort of being around him.
09:30And you're masking that.
09:31And you weren't bad.
09:33You honestly weren't.
09:33You weren't awful, Liv.
09:35I can promise you that from the bottom of my heart.
09:38It's just hard when you're not happy, but you don't want to hurt someone's feelings.
09:43I just think, what if I never find someone that's like him?
09:46Liv, let me tell you something.
09:48Being alone is everyone's biggest fear.
09:51You just have some confidence in yourself that you can be alone once you can still do all
09:56the things that make you happy.
09:57You will be so much happier than you thought you could ever be.
10:01I promise you.
10:01But if you go back now and you crumble, one, it is selfish.
10:07Two, I don't think you're going to respect yourself.
10:11You're one of my best friends, so I will be there with you every step of the way.
10:21I just hate it stingy dusting.
10:43Don't you?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Are you excited for the party?
10:46Should I add those in?
10:47No, definitely not.
10:48Hi, Elle!
10:49Elle, ça va?
10:51Yes, how are you?
10:53Good, thank you.
10:54Elle, this is Miles.
10:55Hello.
10:55Hello, love to me.
10:56Sous chef.
10:57Tester.
10:58You know Jamie, no?
10:59Yeah, of course, yeah.
11:00She's his girlfriend.
11:01Oh, I'm the sous chef.
11:02Of course you are.
11:03Really?
11:04What do you think you are?
11:04Unbelievable.
11:05You know, I'm quite a good chef normally, but baking is not really my strength yet.
11:10That's why I thought it's good to get, like, two French people to teach me.
11:14To teach you?
11:14You're French?
11:15Half French, half English.
11:17Same, half French, half American.
11:18Oh, nice.
11:19I always think she looks a bit like Vanessa Paradis, no?
11:22Oh, my God.
11:22With a little gap.
11:23Yes.
11:24Yeah, I get that.
11:25Vanessa Paradis.
11:26Yeah, yeah.
11:26I think I can make this cake look a little bit better.
11:28I mean, this is going to be so messy, so before you do anything, I've got you a little apron.
11:34You ready?
11:35Oh, that's sweet.
11:37You got this?
11:39Oh.
11:39I got the back.
11:40I'm all good.
11:42I've always wanted to crack an egg with just one egg.
11:48Why?
11:48I'm a pro.
11:49I hate that.
11:50I can teach you.
11:50Can you?
11:51So, basically, you grab the egg, one hand, right in the middle, and then the thumb just
11:55lifts it.
11:55So, you go.
11:56God.
11:56You've got quite delicate hands.
11:59How the f...
12:00Okay, let's try.
12:00Lady fingers.
12:01My hands are too...
12:02And then...
12:03Well done.
12:06I got the white...
12:07This is just gross now.
12:08I don't think you're going to win this competition.
12:10Why?
12:11I'm going to be honest with you.
12:12I mean, these ones look great.
12:14You maybe overdid it a little bit with the dusting, but...
12:16You think?
12:17You overdid it.
12:17Slightly, but it's fine.
12:18It'll taste good.
12:19Exactly.
12:20I mean, hey, you're the taster.
12:21Okay, you ready?
12:22Open up wide.
12:23I can take it myself.
12:24Overwide.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:27Miles.
12:29Just throw it in the visage.
12:33I'm getting abused today.
12:35Oh, voilà.
12:37I think it looks a bit worse.
12:38It's mignon.
12:40I'm a little bit angry, right?
12:41I think, frankly, it's...
12:43It's abusive.
12:45It's abusive.
12:47What's that?
12:48I haven't met a lot of French people in London.
12:51That's good.
12:51That's true.
12:52I can be your, like, French friend.
12:54Yeah.
12:54Yeah?
12:55Sure.
12:59Tell me what you wanted.
13:01I mean, tell me how to be right.
13:04Through the constant arrows, and we will let go.
13:07So hot to the squeammy edges, I know.
13:10Tell me when it's okay.
13:11Look at the colour of it.
13:13Mane and tail banging.
13:14Well, this one.
13:15This one's...
13:16It's quite cute.
13:17This is it.
13:18This is the one.
13:20The one what?
13:21I'm looking for a mythical creature.
13:23These are horses.
13:25But theoretically could be a mythical creature.
13:27If you put a horn on its face...
13:30To make it a rhino?
13:32No.
13:33A unicorn.
13:34Ah.
13:35See?
13:36Chasing unicorns again.
13:37Yeah.
13:37Sophie Herman wants to basically try and beat me to do a better job at creating a good party.
13:42Two queens going at it.
13:44She...
13:44Well, quite.
13:45Yeah.
13:45I mean, besides elephant, I'm not sure what's bigger.
13:48I need to find the horn, actually.
13:50Where do you find a horn?
13:51Yeah, I'm, like, loving all my morning wake-up calls from you.
14:09Hey, look, I told you I'll be with you night and day.
14:11Okay?
14:12Thank you, buddy.
14:12So I'm here night and day.
14:14No, I do actually appreciate this.
14:15We both can't live.
14:16Honestly.
14:17Anything you need.
14:18Anything you need.
14:18Any time of day.
14:19We're good in our each different way.
14:21I'm more caring.
14:22I'm more loving.
14:23I look after Liv.
14:24You know, her emotional side.
14:26And you kind of, you know, you'll take a shopping.
14:28You reading that from your, like, book of bullshit or something?
14:32No, no.
14:33You both actually, throughout all of this, have been pretty amazing.
14:37Can I have a table for two, please, under Tamper?
14:39Oh, Tamper!
14:40Hi.
14:41Hello.
14:41Hello.
14:42Good to see you.
14:43How are you?
14:44Really well, thank you.
14:45Nice to see you.
14:46Hi, Liv.
14:47Nice to see you.
14:49This is, do you know Harry?
14:50Hi.
14:51I'm not sure whether we met before.
14:52Hi, this is Tabby.
14:52I'm Harry.
14:52Nice to meet you.
14:53How are you doing?
14:53I'm meeting my friend for lunch.
14:55Calm sit down quickly.
14:56Take a pew.
14:57Did you, so did you guys all know each other?
14:59So Tabby, we were all at school together.
15:02Yeah, we were all at school together.
15:02But I knew Tabby before we actually went to school.
15:04We've known each other, like, our whole lives.
15:06Tabby's like my other big sister.
15:08When my whole family moved down from London to the countryside, the first person they met was Tabby's mother.
15:12So that's when we all knew each other.
15:13And this is when I was like, yeah, baby.
15:15So what was Bentley like at school?
15:16At junior school, you were such a tomboy.
15:18And then when Bradfield years came, you were naughty.
15:21Discovered tits and hair extensions.
15:23What are you doing, Liv?
15:24Bugger all at the moment.
15:25Aww.
15:26You've just broken up with her boyfriend.
15:27What?
15:28Yes.
15:28Are you in the same boat?
15:30Are you?
15:30You've just broken up as well.
15:31Have you?
15:32Yeah, literally just.
15:33It's so hard.
15:34Like, when you, because when I'm suddenly not doing anything, I, like, think about it all.
15:36I know.
15:37It's hard.
15:38Liv, the best thing to do is to get yourself out the house, stay distracted, reinvent yourself.
15:44Yeah.
15:44Reinvent what?
15:45Like, dye my hair?
15:45Yeah.
15:46No, don't.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:47Dye it pink.
15:48Do anything too drastic.
15:49Right, Liv.
15:50Okay.
15:50This is it.
15:51Give me a phone.
15:52We'll delete his number.
15:54Absolutely not.
15:54Why?
15:55Why?
15:55Why would you not delete his number?
15:56Because I'm telling you to delete his number.
15:58Come on, Liv.
15:59This is it.
15:59This is the final frontier.
16:01Come on.
16:03Oh, God.
16:04Oh, shit.
16:07Why are the faithful moon and all of the mountains rumble no way way?
16:19I ought to collide and see how to count my thought that the war will be...
16:27Hello, bit.
16:28I've got you a coffee.
16:28Cheers, bud.
16:30So, how are you doing?
16:31Yeah, I've been better.
16:32Not gonna lie.
16:33What's happened there?
16:34I don't understand how she can just throw away everything that we've got, just like that.
16:39Like, she has said it's over, but in my mind, I don't think it's over.
16:44I just feel like I need more answers because I don't get it.
16:48I really don't.
16:49Have some respect for yourself.
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:51It feels like you're hanging on to something that just isn't there.
16:55Yeah.
16:55It doesn't look like a knee-jerk reaction.
16:57It doesn't look like she panicked.
16:58Like, she's been saying this to people for a while.
17:00Her parents don't think we're right together.
17:02She doesn't think that you guys are suited.
17:05Like, I don't feel like she's just suddenly said this because you've confronted her.
17:09I feel like this has been building to just say it's over.
17:11And I guess that's it.
17:13Like, I think she's made a mistake.
17:15She just needs to realize it.
17:16I don't think this is...
17:18I don't think this is...
17:19I don't think this is...
17:20That is a delicious 2014 Portuguese red.
17:45Wow.
17:47What?
17:48Oh, you don't know that I know about wine?
17:50Do you know much about wine or no?
17:52Not really.
17:52You don't know anything about wine?
17:53I should, right?
17:54Because I'm French.
17:55Well, listen, it takes a while to learn about wine.
17:58I've learned it in the past quite a lot.
18:00And I've just recently learned a lot more.
18:03Well, this is how you smell it.
18:04So, pick up, smell it.
18:05Why did you make that face?
18:06What face?
18:08That's the face you're meant to make when you're...
18:09No, I don't do that.
18:11You do.
18:12No, this is when you're smelling wine.
18:13Look, come on.
18:13That's what you're meant to do.
18:17When you taste it, what do you taste?
18:19Go on.
18:19Wine.
18:21Oh, my God, stop doing that.
18:25You're gay.
18:26Oh, that doesn't normally happen.
18:32Okay, now you've got...
18:34A little bit of age to it.
18:35Pick up.
18:35Okay, we're good.
18:36So, I thought that I would put on, like, a sporting event.
18:39I like that a lot, actually.
18:41Yeah, yeah.
18:42Just because I'm quite good at sport.
18:45Like, I've never lost.
18:46Yeah, you said.
18:46But if you wanted to come down and check it out, that would be awesome.
18:49I'd love to come.
18:50Oh, you would.
18:50And cheer you on.
18:51Okay, listen, by the way, why were you late?
18:54I had a lot of fun, actually, with Sophie.
18:57Oh, you did?
18:57And this guy called Miles.
18:59Miles.
19:01Yeah, yeah.
19:01The face.
19:02There's no face.
19:04We almost had a fight, actually, a food fight.
19:06Because he tried to feed me a cupcake.
19:08Oh, wait, so you were having a food fight and being fed by a boy?
19:10Oh, the young buck.
19:14He's actually quite nice.
19:15Was he nice?
19:15And it's nice to know someone who speaks French.
19:18So I can speak French to him as well.
19:20You can speak French?
19:21Yeah.
19:22And you taught me how to crack an egg just with one hand.
19:24Yeah.
19:25You lift the thing.
19:26I can do two eggs in one hand.
19:28No.
19:28Yeah, I can.
19:29Can we try it out?
19:30Yeah.
19:30Can I have an egg?
19:32An oeuf?
19:32An oeuf?
19:33I didn't know you knew that word.
19:35Uh, monsieur, si me plait un oeuf, pour moi.
19:40Uh, no, uh, je suis désolé, non merci, au revoir.
19:49You didn't know I could speak.
19:51That well.
19:52You want in Spanish?
19:53No, no, no, no, we're good.
19:54Amigo, por favor, un oeuf.
19:58Gracias, amigo.
19:59Ah, de nada.
20:00I'm embarrassed.
20:01What am I embarrassed?
20:03Do you want me to do in Portuguese?
20:03No, sh-
20:04Oregado.
20:05What, I don't do in Portuguese.
20:07Senor, oregado, oeuf.
20:10No?
20:10Stop.
20:10Stop.
20:11Enough.
20:12Yeah, au revoir.
20:15I was just saying I like having a French friend around.
20:18You like having a French friend?
20:19Yeah, it's quite nice.
20:20You know, I come in London, I don't really know a lot of French people here.
20:24No.
20:24Anyway, look, you don't need any more friends.
20:27You've got plenty.
20:29I just thought he was very nice.
20:31It's been a life.
20:32Bye.
20:34And when the waves come over
20:36We last it all
20:38You know we have been gone
20:43I can feel the water
20:45Bats and up the doors
20:47Can fall
20:49And flood
20:50And when the waves come over
20:54We last it all
20:56You know we had been gone
21:00I can feel the water
21:03Batten up the doors and fall
21:06It's love
21:09Get set, ready, let's go
21:15I got kicks out of the fast track
21:17Letting me grow
21:18You'll get older when you grow
21:20I'm not getting told
21:21You'll get older when you grow
21:23I'm not getting old
21:30Do you know how I warm up?
21:47You do this
21:48Oh
21:49I heard like the old knee click
21:52Do you grunt when you get off the sofa?
21:56Yeah
21:56When I was
21:59England on the 16 rugby
22:01This is what they used to teach me
22:03Yeah, yeah
22:04I didn't take you for a rugby player
22:06Were you on the wing?
22:08No, I was fullback
22:09Well, because basically I used to run the 100 metres in 10.8
22:11Probably could do it in around 11 dead now
22:12But I did it in 10.8
22:13When I did the nationals
22:15I came third
22:16Very impressive
22:17So then I was picked up by the England rugby team
22:20Yeah, yeah, no
22:21Listen, I'm doing
22:23It's just, you know
22:24I'm modest about it, if anything
22:25Also, I need to ask you a question, right
22:28And be honest
22:28What do you think of that guy, Miles?
22:31I think he's nice
22:32Why?
22:33You think he's nice?
22:34Yeah, he's super nice to me
22:35Why?
22:36Oh, because Eloise is French
22:38Do they speak French together or something?
22:39No
22:39Do you feel a bit left out?
22:40No
22:41Does that happen?
22:41No, it didn't happen
22:42Have you ever been in a relationship where you feel like you're slightly on the back foot
22:48Or you've never, you've always been on the front foot?
22:50No
22:50Why, is that how you feel?
22:53Yeah, a little bit
22:54Oh
22:54Well, it's weird, okay
22:55With El, it's more like
22:56I'm sort of pretty ready to kind of say like, you know
23:00The whole El bomb
23:02What, have you not already said that?
23:04Not really
23:05Really?
23:07Does that mean you know?
23:08Well, I think I'm pretty much there
23:09I don't know if she's there
23:10So it's kind of like a weird
23:11Oh my god, of course she's there
23:12You silly
23:13Honestly
23:14Of course she is
23:15No, no, I promise you
23:15I kid you not
23:16It's so hard to read her
23:18Tell her you're falling for her
23:20See what the vibe is
23:20Oh, that's quite good
23:21And that's what Harry did
23:22So basically I think I'm falling for you
23:24And then see how
23:25Yeah
23:25Okay
23:25Do you say I love you Tim?
23:27Yeah, all the time
23:27Go on then, shout it to Tim
23:28Let's see
23:29Harry, I love you
23:31He he he
23:33Lame
23:34You wish that was
23:36You wish it was you and El
23:38No, no, I can
23:38There you do
23:39I can do it
23:39I can say
23:40I love you El
23:41It's easy
23:41Go with
23:41No
23:42No, I'm going to do it
23:44Don't shit for you
23:44I love you El
23:45Johannes Donnie
23:59If you can't get to me by 11
24:00Then the deal's off
24:01The 1966
24:06No, that's not how events work
24:09Fab, thank you ever so much
24:10All right, see you then
24:11Love to your mother
24:12I feel like I'm really
24:16Getting through my to-do list
24:17Which is such a rarity
24:18But then I think actually
24:20There's no incentive
24:20Like a party, right?
24:21So how's the
24:22The baking doing?
24:24I love that you'll bring
24:24More of a homely
24:25Homely feel to the party
24:27Did you just put homely
24:28And me in the same
24:29I think it's lovely
24:31I think it's kind of
24:31Gorgeous
24:32So because I completely
24:33Underestimated
24:34This whole baking situation
24:36I just called my favourite
24:37Munich bakery
24:39And they're sending over
24:40About 20 apple strudels
24:42Little toddlers
24:44Jugs of custard
24:45That is such a cheat
24:46And how's it all going with you?
24:49So I haven't given it
24:50Too much thought
24:51Well, that's good
24:52So basically
24:54I've done something like this
24:55Of kind of all sorts of things
24:56So we have
24:57Sort of badger-y stuff
24:59We have horsey stuff
25:00We've got some fabulous
25:00Magical trees
25:01There's some light-up trees
25:03I was just saying
25:04There is a discussion
25:05About?
25:06About the idea of a unicorn
25:08A real one?
25:10The unicorn
25:10Is fairly fabulous
25:11And I think it's almost
25:12Now imperative
25:13As I feel
25:14It might steal the show
25:15Which I'm really pleased with
25:16So
25:17I mean, Sophie
25:18Importing strudels
25:19Seems quite irrelevant now
25:21Well, talking of strudels
25:23How dare you
25:24I will cancel this delivery
25:25Just in the lowest case scenario
25:27That the cakes aren't as good
25:29As we think they are
25:30They do some fabulous cakes here
25:31So we'll just go and try one
25:33And see what happens
25:33How fucking dare you?
25:34You know, just a little try
25:36A little tester
25:36Oliver, I'm with you
25:38Let's go and have a little test
25:39Let's have a little bit of a tasty
25:40Right
25:41See you in a sec
25:42Five minutes
25:43Well, ciao
25:44Hello
25:54No, that's not Oliver
25:59I'm his superior
26:00You can speak to me
26:01Hi, Sammy
26:26You all right, Tabitha?
26:28Your hair
26:28I know, it's so bad, right?
26:30It's crazy
26:31Why is it pink?
26:32I don't understand
26:33Because Liv dyed hers
26:35Because she wants to be like a new woman
26:36So being the strong, independent girl that she is
26:39And she was like
26:40I want you to do it with me
26:41And I said no
26:42And so you did
26:43But I said no like a few times
26:45And then I was too
26:46I just, I thought to myself
26:47I want to be there in solidarity
26:49With one of my best mates
26:51So why are we here?
26:52Are you buying flowers for Habs?
26:54No, these are actually for Liv as well
26:55Well, just because she
26:57I think she deserves them
26:58You are so sweet
26:58I've also got her some goodies
27:00I've got her some tissues
27:01Just for a cry
27:02For a good cry
27:03Yeah, and then, you know
27:04Some raspberries for a munch while crying
27:06Sweet
27:07You've really thought about it all, haven't you?
27:09The vino
27:09Ideal
27:11Well, I mean
27:12Liv loves some grapes
27:13With all the combination of things
27:15With the hair and all this and stuff
27:17Yeah
27:17I think she'll feel like she has someone there for her
27:19And right now, I think that's what she needs to know
27:21I mean, she's so lucky to have you
27:22Olivia must be going through so much
27:24Thinking back on it
27:25I don't think that I've ever known her to bring a boy
27:27Home to like meet the family
27:29And like get so involved
27:31As long as I've known Liv
27:32This is actually probably her first proper official boyfriend relationship thing
27:36So she must be going through quite a lot
27:38The fact that she hasn't messaged him
27:39Or called him
27:40Or met up with him
27:41Is
27:42It really is a testament to how strong she's been
27:44I'm so proud of Liv
27:47Yeah
27:47I really am
27:48Well, she's lucky to have you
27:49What have you done to your hair?
28:13Don't know
28:14Huh?
28:15Um
28:16I was not expecting that
28:18How have you been?
28:23Um
28:23I'd say better
28:25Yeah, I've been better
28:26How about you?
28:28Um
28:29I haven't really missed you
28:30It's been kind of weird
28:31I just want this to end
28:33It's been driving me mental
28:35I literally haven't slept
28:37And eaten
28:38All I want is for you to feel happy
28:41And you to have a clear mind
28:42But I want you to be happy as well
28:44Yeah, but Liv, I will be happy
28:45You haven't been happy because of the way I was treating you
28:47I mean, true
28:48But the only thing that wasn't stopping me from ending it
28:51Was purely because I know how good we are
28:53I just feel like it's hard
28:54Because obviously all my friends are saying one thing
28:56And obviously I'm going to take on board what they're saying
29:00Like the reason I want to see you is because I
29:02Like I've really missed you
29:05Yeah
29:07Like I think about you all the time
29:09Um
29:10No one knows I have seen you
29:12And I mean
29:13But then there's part of me that just doesn't really give a shit what they say
29:16Like
29:17I know they're trying to be my friends and be there for me
29:19And they have been like
29:20Sam's fucking died his hair pink
29:21For me
29:22And like I feel like I've almost not gone behind his back
29:25But I'm going against everything he's tried to help me with
29:27By seeing you
29:29And that is what I find hard
29:30Because I don't
29:31I don't want my friends to think
29:33You know
29:34I've given in and all this stuff
29:35But I think what
29:36What I haven't really expressed to them enough
29:38Is like
29:38How much
29:39You really mean to me
29:41And how much
29:42There is so much of you and I
29:43That I still want
29:44Yeah
29:45I do think
29:46You know
29:47Us
29:48Like rebuilding this whole thing
29:51Yeah
29:51It's just going to make us stronger
29:52Yeah
29:53And it's just
29:53You know
29:54I think you will have a clearer head
29:57And you'll know what you want
29:59Yeah
29:59And then you'll actually show
30:02We'll show your friends that we are right together
30:04I look at you now
30:06And I'm like
30:06Still madly in love with you
30:07Like I
30:07You're not my best friend
30:09You're my best friend as well
30:11Leave me just my pride
30:13You can take the side
30:15That no one else could ever see
30:17No one else would ever see but you
30:20Is it love that I'm feeling?
30:27Just if it's love that I'm feeling
30:30Oh how my soul needs feeling
30:34If it's love that I'm feeling
30:38I need to know if I'm dreaming
30:42So how are you feeling about this?
30:45Dude I don't feel I just do in these situations
30:47Oh
30:47What was that?
30:48Shit
30:48Did you see that?
30:50What?
30:50I was really
30:51You didn't see my jump?
30:52You look like a smurf flying
30:54I think I quite liked it
30:55Elle does not look so impressed
30:56I think you really need to pull something out of the bag here
30:58Where is that?
31:00Elle's right there
31:01Is that why we're here?
31:03Yeah
31:03I did part of it for Elle
31:04Part of it for Elle
31:07And there's a little bit
31:08Just sprinkled on top for Elle
31:09A little bit more for Elle
31:11So this is my moment
31:12This is how I got impressed
31:13I've got to get this long jump done
31:14Start clapping
31:15Start clapping
31:16Should you just
31:17Francis clap
31:18Go
31:18Francis in time
31:21Francis
31:22In time
31:25Ready
31:25One
31:25Two
31:25Three
31:26There she looks
31:28Come on
31:29Here we go
31:29Here we go
31:30Here we go
31:31Go for it
31:31It's all about the inches
31:33Here we go
31:34I think you'll get a miss that, mate
31:45What's Miles doing here?
31:49What the fuck?
31:49Oh no, she missed it
32:05She wasn't even looking
32:06She was just chatting to that guy with really great hair
32:08What do you mean the guy with really great hair?
32:10He does have a good hairline
32:11He doesn't, shut up
32:12Why do you invite a good looking guy?
32:14I didn't invite him, mate
32:15Are they speaking French?
32:16I've organised a sports day for her
32:18She's not even fucking looking
32:19Why did you organise a sports day for her?
32:21Because I thought it was a good idea
32:22I thought that what I would do
32:24The way to a woman's heart is not by organising a sports day
32:25Now looking back on it, I realise it was a bad idea
32:27Plus she's just left school
32:28She's probably had enough of sports days for a few years
32:30It's funny because Miles probably thinks he's going to compete
32:32Races are over, mate
32:34I think his eyes are on a different prize entirely, my friend
32:46The way to a woman's heart is not by organising a sports day
32:48Now I'm from the world
32:52When you set up, let me go
32:54Now I'm from the world
32:58When you set up, let me go
33:00Now you gotta let me go
33:02Now you gotta let me go
33:05Now you gotta let me go
33:08Oh, you gotta let me go
33:11Oh my gosh, Georgia, it's pink
33:28Well, yes, it's raspberry tea
33:31Well, it doesn't sound like robust to me
33:33And that's the only red tea I've come across
33:35In any case, you have indeed chosen sublime gardens to host your party
33:40Do you like my panther look?
33:42I think you look wonderful
33:43But I've gone for a sudden look
33:46I'm not going for a sort of
33:47You've gone for a sort of, um
33:49A young maiden in mourning
33:53After her somewhat older
33:55Very rich husbands unfortunately died
33:58And I am so sad about that
34:00I can tell
34:01But if you want to go
34:06There is a wedding career
34:09That's if you want to go
34:12I will be wedding young
34:15But if you want to go
34:18There is a wedding career
34:21But if you want to go
34:24Oh, hello
34:28Hello
34:29Hey, Benly
34:29How are you?
34:30Yeah, good
34:31You guys look amazing
34:32So do you
34:33So do you
34:33My red
34:34You guys are very matchy
34:36Yeah
34:36I kind of feel like you've had that all year
34:38And you've just been waiting to get it out
34:39I have, I have
34:39It's the type of thing he keeps in the wardrobe
34:41So, Benly, how are things with you?
34:43I see you actually went through with the pink hair
34:44Yeah, I know
34:45What are you doing?
34:46Don't tell me Thompson did it as well
34:47Yeah
34:48I mean, his is very offensive
34:51That is good form from him
34:52Isn't it?
34:53He's been actually so amazing through all this stuff
34:56Like, I'll call him and he answers in seconds
34:58And he's always just like
34:59Very attentive
35:00Just there, he is
35:01Have you heard from Digby at all?
35:03I mean, like, bits and pieces, but
35:06But you're still strong and everything, like
35:08Yeah, I mean, things are
35:10They are, they are, I mean
35:12Um, but yeah
35:14See, I just can't believe that everyone calls her Tabitha
35:26To me, it's Tabby
35:27Wait, when did you guys know each other?
35:29We were at school together
35:30Ah, interesting
35:31What was Sam like at school?
35:33Legend
35:33Grade A legend
35:34That's a lie
35:35He was cheeky
35:38So yesterday, I saw Digby having lunch with Liv
35:42Are you serious?
35:43She didn't tell you
35:44Wait, so you've dyed your hair pink
35:46And she's behind your back
35:49Dating Digby
35:50She's probably back together with him now
35:52Yeah, I feel like
35:54We're almost getting mugged off
35:56It's like, you're saying one thing
35:57And we're all trying to rally behind you
35:59But on the other hand
36:00You're literally, like, secretly going and meeting the guy
36:02I've given her all the advice in the world
36:04And I just feel like it just goes to waste
36:08I just feel like a bit an idiot
36:11What you crossed was a line at the edge of the board
36:15And you can't cross back without making a choice
36:18But there's something that's scary
36:20And you open the game
36:21You cheated head
36:23Sealed your face
36:24I don't think it's realistic that a badger and a frog would be sharing a drink
36:33Do you think green's your colour?
36:35It's the colour of my eyes, mate
36:36You just look like you're slightly ill, but it's fine
36:38You look like you've got the plague
36:40No, I don't look like I've got the plague
36:41Dripping down from your eyes
36:43Yeah
36:45Also, why did you pick a frog?
36:47Because they turn into princess
36:49Anyone want to kiss Francis?
36:52No
36:52No takers
36:53You're speaking very quietly, though, so
36:54Anyone want to kiss Francis?
36:58Uh, yeah
36:58No, not one person?
37:00Yeah, that person over there
37:01Well, where?
37:02There's no one
37:03What, the statue?
37:03She's gone into the maze
37:04It's going to be a fancy dress party
37:05Everyone wants to go as the badger
37:07Oh, shit, that's Miles
37:10These girls, they're all over him
37:12No, they're not
37:12He's just being polite
37:13They're just talking to him
37:14Miles
37:14No, Francis
37:15Come over here
37:16Francis
37:16Francis, Francis, stop it
37:18Why are you, why are you
37:19Backing like an embarrassed
37:20Hey, how's it going?
37:22Very good
37:22Hey, man, how are you?
37:24How are you?
37:25I'm good, how are you?
37:26Why do you come dressed as a house cat?
37:28No, I thought the leopard pants would look good
37:29And, you know, the cape
37:30You're, you're
37:31Badger
37:32Badger, you're badger
37:33Yeah, the king of the wildlife in the UK
37:35Oh, are you?
37:35Yeah, yeah
37:36Thinking big
37:36Thinking big
37:37I like it
37:38It's a good headpiece
37:39Dude
37:39You look quite good
37:41I'm actually getting a bit hot
37:42The cape is really heavy
37:43Really?
37:44Probably take the top off
37:45Yeah
37:45I would keep it on
37:46Yeah
37:46Yeah, yeah
37:47I actually met your girlfriend
37:49Eloise
37:50Yeah, she's lovely
37:51She's super intimate
37:52Yeah
37:52So, are you all single at the moment then?
37:55Yeah, yeah
37:55At the moment I'm single
37:56And what's your type of girl?
37:58French
37:58I've been with French
38:01And I'm kind of staying clear from the French
38:02Oh, perfect
38:03So, don't worry, Jamie
38:04I'm not
38:05I'm not going to prey on your
38:06I'm not worried at all
38:07Not to bring it up
38:21But you did promise me unicorns
38:23I actually don't know where it is
38:24Okay, well
38:26I don't know what it is
38:26It should be arriving
38:27What time is it?
38:28Magical unicorn lady
38:29Um, hi
38:33Um, it's Ollie Locke here
38:34I was just wondering, um
38:35Well, where the unicorn is
38:38That's impossible
38:41There's no way that could have happened
38:42What does she sound like?
38:45German
38:46Yeah
38:47I think I might know exactly who you're talking about
38:50All right, thanks for your help
38:52Hello
38:52Yeah, bye-bye
38:53Hello
38:54Has someone ordered the unicorn?
38:55Are you my unicorn?
38:57Hello
38:57A little monkey
38:58Excuse me
38:59There can only be one unicorn at this party
39:02You are so naughty
39:03You sabotaged my unicorn
39:05Darling, sabotage is such an ugly word
39:07But it's true
39:08Are you happy with my bakery?
39:11You must have made at least three phone calls
39:13So, Anna, if you had to pick between us three
39:17You would go for the badger?
39:19I'd probably go for the frog
39:21Why would you go for the frog?
39:23I like the frog, like a prince
39:25She turns into a prince, there we go
39:26You know, I finally met Miles
39:28She's saying how bad a French you are
39:29That's what she was saying
39:30No, it's not true
39:31I'm sure it's not true, you're French
39:32No, it's not true
39:33Okay, a little, yeah
39:35A little rule
39:37Following any rule
39:38No more French, okay?
39:39Just, you know
39:40When we're together, no more
39:41Is there a lot of rules in the nation?
39:43I'm laying down the law
39:43No, not laying down the rules
39:44Laying down the law
39:45Okay, fine, it's not a rule
39:46Just, uh, it's actually generally rude
39:48We'll leave on that note
39:50Lovely to meet you, mate
39:51Lovely to meet you, mate
39:52We're going to make a wood fart
39:53You're going to get a wood fart somewhere
39:54No, we're, you know
39:56Hello
39:58Do you know what?
40:00Miles actually looks quite good up, Chris
40:02I think as he gets older, his looks will go
40:05Whereas me, I'm like a whine
40:07Are you getting a little bit jealous?
40:08I'm not getting, it's not jealousy
40:10Stop being jealous
40:11Look, okay
40:12I've got to be honest with you, right?
40:14Uh-oh
40:14No, it's a good thing
40:15Listen, it's a very sweet thing
40:16In all my relationships, right?
40:18I knew where I stood
40:19And with you, I just have no idea where I stand
40:21Yeah
40:22That's very sweet
40:23Is that sweet?
40:24Yeah
40:24I'm proud to be with you
40:26You are?
40:27Yeah, very
40:28I don't want you to be jealous
40:30Or feel like you have to, you know, impress me
40:32But sometimes I think that you're so easy with me
40:35Where I sometimes think that does she actually generally like me
40:39Care?
40:39Care, yeah
40:40Of course
40:40I just believe in letting you be you
40:43I don't want to control you
40:44You know
40:45That's why it might feel like I don't care
40:47Because I'm pretty chilled
40:49Well, it means the world to me
40:51And you mean the world to me
40:52You really do
40:53You too
40:54But it's nice because I wanted to say
40:57Je es gedai
40:58What?
41:00It's Swedish
41:01Or
41:02Ingsvigdisch
41:05Stop
41:07That's German
41:08You're freaking me out
41:09OK, well, then for you
41:10Say it in French
41:11Je t'aime
41:13Oh, moi aussi
41:15You do?
41:16Yes, I love you
41:18But it's too
41:19I do, je t'aime a lot
41:20I, je t'aime too
41:21And then the other one that I want to say was Voltaire
41:26Voltaire
41:27It's Croatian
41:28Because basically I had an idea that we could go and spend the summer in Croatia
41:31Really?
41:33Yeah
41:34I've never been to Croatia
41:35You want to go to Croatia, maybe?
41:36Yeah, let's go
41:37I think we should go on boats
41:38We should sit in the sun
41:39And I can learn Croatian
41:40Mm-hmm
41:41I love you
41:43Ah, okay, right
41:50Great, sure it is, baby
41:51Have I ever told you how far I can throw a cricket ball?
41:55Uh, no
41:55Why?
41:56No, it's a long way
41:57And a javelin
41:59Thank you so much
42:00I'm moving, darling
42:01Calling on, I need me
42:04You mess with my head
42:05I'm messing my bed
42:07But baby, I don't care
42:08You just change the spread
42:09You know I don't fake
42:11I love when you take the leave
42:12I love when you take the leave
42:13Liz?
42:15Sam with the pink hair.
42:17It looks good.
42:19I'm going to be firm but fair with you right now.
42:21Why?
42:23Why the fuck do I have pink hair?
42:27Um...
42:29Because you did it for me.
42:31I did do it for you.
42:33You went and saw your ex-boyfriend.
42:36I know, Sam.
42:39I feel like I've disappointed you.
42:41You have disappointed me, Liv.
42:43The reason I didn't tell anyone or may have seemed shady about it
42:46is because I just... I don't know
42:48and I constantly feel like I'm letting everyone down.
42:50Like, I felt like I was letting Digby down
42:51because I was treating him so badly.
42:52I feel like I'm now letting you guys down
42:53because I've spoken to him.
42:55It does annoy me.
42:56And maybe it shouldn't annoy me, but it does.
42:58It does annoy me.
42:59It's been a whole saga.
43:00This whole thing's been a saga.
43:02You've broken up with him.
43:03You're lonely.
43:04You've gone straight back to him.
43:06You shouldn't treat anyone like that, for one.
43:08I know that!
43:09I fucking know that!
43:10You shouldn't treat your mates like that either.
43:12We have all just rallied round you.
43:13How can you go from all of those things...
43:15I don't know, Sam.
43:16I don't know.
43:17I don't... I just don't know.
43:18I didn't know through all of that stuff.
43:20I was so confused.
43:21I didn't know what I wanted or who I wanted.
43:22I didn't know.
43:23You literally...
43:26If you think I'm that bad of a person,
43:28why didn't you turn to me and just say,
43:30you're breaking him and don't go out with him?
43:32Why didn't you say that?
43:33I said to you, Liv, when you broke up with him,
43:35I said, it's incredibly selfish if you go back there now.
43:38He's in a headspace now.
43:39He thinks it's all okay.
43:41It's not, because you're still feeling those feelings.
43:43And don't try and pretend you're not, because you are.
43:45And you're just covering up because you don't want to be alone.
43:47And I get it.
43:48It's hard.
43:49It's not that.
43:50It's not that I don't want to be alone.
43:51Then what is it?
43:52Because I love him!
43:53That was him a week ago.
43:54Why did you break up with him?
43:59Look, a lot of us were going away for the summer.
44:01And if I'm honest with you, I wanted you there.
44:03I wanted you, like, part of the team,
44:05sort of take your mind off everything.
44:07A lot of me planning getting everyone away was for you.
44:10And if I'm honest with you, Liv, I don't know if I want you there.
44:14DB will be there, you'll be arguing,
44:16and it's just...it's negativity.
44:18Sam, that is fine with me.
44:20You don't stop doing anything for me.
44:23Hey.
44:24Hey.
44:25Got your message, you on?
44:26Mm-hmm.
44:27What's going on here?
44:28There he is.
44:29We're having a firm but fair chat, is what we're doing.
44:31About what?
44:32Digby, if I'm honest with you, mate.
44:36But between guys, how are you still standing here?
44:40What do you mean?
44:41He's been mugged on for two months.
44:45Do you not think there's a little bit...it's a bit strange?
44:48I'm trying not to sort things out.
44:49I'm not the big fucking problem here.
44:50No, no, no, no, there's no problem.
44:51There really fucking is a big problem, Sam.
44:52There's no problem.
44:53Yeah, there is.
44:54Don't worry.
44:55You actually don't have to be my mate any more.
44:56Seriously, you don't.
44:57Can we actually just go?
44:58It's not that.
44:59No, it is, Sam, it is.
45:00Have a great fucking summer.
45:01Digby, let's go.
45:02I'm going.
45:03Are you just going to walk over with her now?
45:04Sam, I just think, mate, I think Liv has been extremely confused these past two months.
45:08She's not really quite sure what she's wanted.
45:10Digby, digby.
45:11Okay, I'm going to be honest with you, mate, all right?
45:12She's my mate.
45:13What the fuck are you doing?
45:14How can you wake up, look in the mirror in the morning and go, I have not been mugged off every time?
45:20She will never change and you're looking like an idiot.
45:25Liv and I have spoken about this.
45:27They've spoken about what's going on and she said she's going to change.
45:30She's not going to do it again.
45:31So I'm going to take her word for it.
45:34If it happens again, then yeah, I'm not going to stand for it anymore.
45:37But for right now, could you please just keep your opinions to yourself?
45:40Because we are trying to sort this out.
45:42This is a big mistake.
45:44Let's see.
46:14Oh
46:22Let's talk about the first time you did it mom. I'm so sorry
46:26James obviously is a bit of a liar say I don't think I'm a liar. I hear you do quite a good Essex accent only for you
46:36Really talk about localize without mentioning our very own judge ringed up
46:40How do you feel like you can see a future yeah, that was meant confidently by the way we won't be saying div or notice
47:10You