Adventure ensues after Hercules moves to New York and learns that his ancient Greek lifestyle is not compatible with the modern life. To add to the woes, his father sends a few gods to bring him back.
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00:00:00Far in the dim past, when myth and history merged into mystery, and the
00:00:20gods of fable and the primitive beliefs of man dwelt on ancient Mount Olympus in
00:00:26antique Greece, a legendary hero walked godlike upon the earth, sometimes.
00:00:35Why can't I go?
00:00:37Because your place is here with the rest of us.
00:00:39You let Mars travel?
00:00:40That's his job.
00:00:41Until mankind learns to dispense with his services and lives in peace, Mars must go where he's
00:00:47called.
00:00:48I only want to browse around.
00:00:51You'd only get into trouble.
00:00:53I have been here thousands of years.
00:00:55I am bored.
00:00:56Don't interrupt your father.
00:01:00Besides, these mortals are bedeviled by as aggravating a collection of annoyances as it is possible
00:01:07for one to imagine.
00:01:09It may not be entirely without merit, but you wouldn't like it down there.
00:01:14Let me be the judge of that.
00:01:15I am tired of the same old faces.
00:01:18The same old things.
00:01:19Tired or not, you're staying here.
00:01:21Tired or not, you're staying here.
00:01:23I am tired of this.
00:01:27The right person, you're staying with love.
00:01:30All four hours.
00:01:30You're in love.
00:01:31I have been aware of it.
00:01:32Come on, go away.
00:01:33That's all.
00:01:34I'm tired of them.
00:01:35I'm tired of you.
00:01:36I'm tired of you.
00:01:36You're sitting here.
00:01:37I'm tired of you.
00:01:37You're here.
00:01:38That's all.
00:01:38You're in love.
00:01:39I'm tired of you.
00:01:40You're in love.
00:01:41You're in love.
00:01:42I'm tired of you.
00:03:44My mother may have been a mortal, but you, Zeus, my father, are gods.
00:03:49I will discuss this no further.
00:03:51Does this mean I have Zeus's permission to leave?
00:03:53It means you will stay.
00:03:55And I don't wish to hear another word on the subject.
00:03:57I won't stay.
00:03:59You are trying my patience, Hercules.
00:04:01You are trying man.
00:04:03Heed my words.
00:04:06Nobody will stop me.
00:04:08How dare you address such remarks for your father?
00:04:11It's easy.
00:04:12Why, you offensive puppy.
00:04:16Perhaps this will teach you respect for your elders.
00:04:22Zeus!
00:04:23Hercules is half-mortal.
00:04:24He may be killed.
00:04:25He's only a spoiled youth, Zeus.
00:04:27Save him.
00:04:28Hercules is your son.
00:04:30Forgive him.
00:04:30If I had known how much trouble it would cause me, I'd have thought twice when I met his mother on my vacation.
00:04:40I just saw a man.
00:04:59Yes, my dear.
00:05:00That's not unusual.
00:05:01There are men on this airplane.
00:05:03No.
00:05:04Outside.
00:05:05He was flying.
00:05:07Outside?
00:05:08Yes, he just passed my window.
00:05:10Still in it?
00:05:11Still in it.
00:05:12And he was naked.
00:05:15And he was just going down, flying.
00:05:17And he...
00:05:18We're traveling at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
00:05:20Now, no man nude or otherwise could possibly be flying outside a jet plane.
00:05:25Oh, he was very handsome.
00:05:26And he had big muscles.
00:05:28And he was practically naked.
00:05:31Oh, dear.
00:05:32Oh, my.
00:05:33I shouldn't have taken Agatha to see all those Greek statues.
00:05:36She's so impressionable.
00:05:40We throw ourselves at Zeus' feet.
00:05:43Get up, you stupid creatures.
00:05:45Let Hercules suffer the consequences of his own obstinacy.
00:05:49Juno has hated Hercules ever since the day of his birth.
00:05:53All right, all right.
00:05:54Do not be disrespectful to my wife.
00:05:56Let us see what he is doing now.
00:06:03He's in the sea now.
00:06:04He will drown.
00:06:06Save him, great Zeus.
00:06:07It will take more than Neptune or any of his creatures to overcome a son of Zeus.
00:06:11Save him, Zeus.
00:06:13Save Hercules.
00:06:14All right, all right.
00:06:17I have done so.
00:06:18Behold, coming over the horizon of the sea.
00:06:33What were you doing out there in the water?
00:06:36Swimming.
00:06:37A hundred miles from the nearest land?
00:06:39I fell.
00:06:41Fell?
00:06:41Yes.
00:06:42How'd that happen?
00:06:44It was an explosion.
00:06:45Oh?
00:06:47What ship?
00:06:48Ship?
00:06:48From which you were blown overboard.
00:06:50Olympus.
00:06:51There's a Greek freighter by that name out of Isseus.
00:06:55What's your name?
00:06:56Hercules.
00:06:57Greek, huh?
00:06:59Very old family.
00:07:01Sir?
00:07:02It's all right.
00:07:02I'm democratic.
00:07:03You're addressing the captain of the ship.
00:07:05Now you say sir to me.
00:07:06I'm Hercules.
00:07:07So you told me.
00:07:08No man is superior to Hercules.
00:07:10To take the captain's part, it's probably due to the immersion in the water if you put a man off his head.
00:07:18What's your birth?
00:07:19I'm the son of Zeus.
00:07:20I'm referring to your raiding, not your family tree.
00:07:23What's your raiding when you ship out to sea?
00:07:29What's your second name?
00:07:30Hercules what?
00:07:31As I have told you, I'm Hercules, son of Zeus.
00:07:34I don't think it means any disrespect, captain.
00:07:36It probably looks like a translation.
00:07:38All right, all right.
00:07:39Sign him on this Hercules zoo, since he says that's his father's name, and give him an O.S. rating, bosun.
00:07:44Aye, aye, sir.
00:07:44Honor and see him, ladies.
00:07:45Then get him what clothes you can, that might fit him.
00:07:48Come on.
00:07:48Where's the ship, boss?
00:07:57New York.
00:07:57All right, Daddy!
00:08:12There!
00:08:15Oh!
00:08:27Trust me!
00:08:29Stop that fight!
00:08:30Stop that fight!
00:08:39Okay, I'm with you, boy.
00:08:41Forget it.
00:08:42Oh, no, you don't.
00:08:43Oh, no, you don't.
00:08:44I'm your friend.
00:08:45Bosen, what's the meaning of this?
00:08:51Well, he refused to work, sir.
00:08:53And when I try to persuade him, he, well...
00:08:57He's a foreigner.
00:08:59Perhaps he didn't understand you.
00:09:01I understood him.
00:09:02He's most disagreeable, and he has irritated me.
00:09:11I know he's a soldier.
00:09:13He's a fighter.
00:09:14He's a fighter.
00:09:16Where do you think you're going?
00:09:38Sure.
00:09:39Did Captain give you permission?
00:09:41calculus goes very vicious.
00:09:43Not on this ship, you don't.
00:09:44Now get your carcass below.
00:09:45Now get yours.
00:09:52Yo, hunkileys, come back here.
00:09:57Stop them!
00:09:58Somebody grab them.
00:09:59Get out!
00:10:00Alex!
00:10:04Hey, you guys.
00:10:06Twenty bucks for the first man that flattens them.
00:10:08Good money.
00:10:13Everybody step out.
00:10:19Come on, baby.
00:10:19Oh, you're going to get out of here.
00:10:22Get out of here.
00:10:23Oh, you're going to take it.
00:10:24Come on.
00:10:24I'm going to get out of here.
00:10:24Come on.
00:10:26Let's go.
00:10:27Come on.
00:10:27Swing around him.
00:10:29Swing around him.
00:10:29Swing around him.
00:10:30Come on.
00:11:00Come on, come on.
00:11:01Come on, hold on to it.
00:11:02Let's get it.
00:11:03Come on, get him now.
00:11:04Get him, get him.
00:11:05Get him.
00:11:06Watch it.
00:11:07Come on.
00:11:08Get him.
00:11:09Watch it.
00:11:10Look out where he gets me in the water.
00:11:11Be careful.
00:11:12Watch out.
00:11:13Come on.
00:11:14Hey, watch.
00:11:15Hey, got him.
00:11:16Hey, got him.
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:19Come on.
00:11:20Oh, ho.
00:11:21Oh, ho.
00:11:22Oh, ho.
00:11:23Come on.
00:11:24Let's get him.
00:11:25Come on.
00:11:26Come on, let's get him.
00:11:27Come on.
00:11:28Come on.
00:11:29Get him.
00:11:30Get him.
00:11:31Get him.
00:11:32Get him.
00:11:33Get him.
00:11:34Get him.
00:11:35Get him.
00:11:36Get him.
00:11:37Get him.
00:11:38Oh, ho.
00:11:39Uh-oh.
00:11:40Hey, hey.
00:11:41Whoa.
00:11:42Hey, hey.
00:11:43You better get out of here.
00:11:44They're gonna kill you.
00:11:45Come on, we'll get a cab.
00:11:50Here.
00:11:51Here.
00:11:52Go ahead.
00:11:53Go ahead.
00:11:54Go ahead.
00:11:59Hey.
00:12:01Come on.
00:12:02Come on.
00:12:03Come on.
00:12:04Come on.
00:12:05Come on.
00:12:06Come on.
00:12:07Oh, ho.
00:12:08Come on.
00:12:09What's the matter with you?
00:12:10Let go with that.
00:12:12Fineка, but we are the horses.
00:12:14Let go with it.
00:12:15What's the matter?
00:12:16Hey.
00:12:17Let go with it.
00:12:18Go.
00:12:19Go.
00:12:20Where are those?
00:12:45Uptown.
00:12:46Let's step on it.
00:12:47Boy, that was close.
00:12:51What was close?
00:12:53They almost nailed you.
00:12:55What did you do, jump a ship?
00:12:57No, I walked off.
00:12:59You walked off?
00:13:01What's your name?
00:13:02Hercules.
00:13:03Oh, mine is Pretzi.
00:13:05Well, they call me Pretzi because, you see, I sell pretzels on the waterfront there.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Where are you from?
00:13:12Greece.
00:13:13Oh, I used to know a Greek guy.
00:13:15He ran a beanery down in a village.
00:13:18His name was Apollo.
00:13:20I never found out what his second name was.
00:13:22I know Apollo.
00:13:24You do?
00:13:25Well, it's just a small world.
00:13:27You know Apollo.
00:13:28Gee, I wonder where Apollo is now.
00:13:30I haven't seen him maybe two, three years.
00:13:33He's back home.
00:13:34He went home, huh?
00:13:35Yeah, well, he was all the time talking about how homesick he was.
00:13:38So he finally went home.
00:13:40Gee, he was a real nice guy, Apollo.
00:13:42Considered.
00:13:44He thinks there's nobody handsome in the world.
00:13:46Handsome?
00:13:47Apollo?
00:13:48Oh, you must be kidding.
00:13:49Come on, say you're kidding.
00:13:51A handsome?
00:13:52With that big black wart on the end of his nose and those little beady crossed eyes?
00:13:57Jeff!
00:13:57He must have been in disguise.
00:14:01I wonder if Apollo ever got married.
00:14:03You know, he was all the time looking for a wife.
00:14:05Always looking for a wife.
00:14:06Well, maybe that's why he went back home.
00:14:08To find a wife, huh?
00:14:09Diane and the Psyclery are in love with him.
00:14:11I think heavy is attractive, too.
00:14:15No kidding.
00:14:16It just shows you how desperate some women could be.
00:14:19Oh, that is really amazing.
00:14:20Hey, you hungry?
00:14:22Wait a minute.
00:14:23Here.
00:14:24Here.
00:14:25Go ahead, help yourself.
00:14:26Go ahead.
00:14:26I'm grateful.
00:14:27Oh, take nothing of it.
00:14:31Good, huh?
00:14:32Food for the guards.
00:14:34Yeah, well, I get them from a bakery in Brooklyn.
00:14:36You know, called food from the guards' bakery.
00:14:39Hey, where do you guys want to go?
00:14:43Oh, hey.
00:14:44What do you know?
00:14:46Central Park.
00:14:47Oh, this is good enough.
00:14:49Right.
00:14:56Yeah.
00:14:58Here we are in Central Park.
00:15:00Hey.
00:15:01Central Park.
00:15:02I'll go around and get my dad.
00:15:03That'll be two bucks.
00:15:04Big city, New York.
00:15:07Bigger than a ten.
00:15:09Bigger than Rome.
00:15:11Bigger than cottage.
00:15:13Oh, I would say New York is about the biggest place there is.
00:15:15Pay the cabbie.
00:15:16Pay him?
00:15:17What?
00:15:18For the ride.
00:15:19Two bucks.
00:15:21Box?
00:15:23The bread.
00:15:24The shekels.
00:15:25You know, the long green, the money.
00:15:27Two bucks.
00:15:28He want to be paid for driving Hercules in the chariot?
00:15:31That's the idea, Mac.
00:15:32My name is Hercules.
00:15:34Heikely, Schmeikely, give me the dough.
00:15:36Box?
00:15:39Dough?
00:15:40What is this solo article you talk about male and female animals?
00:15:44This guy got all of marble.
00:15:45Hey, just come over from the old country.
00:15:47Look, Hercules.
00:15:48It's money.
00:15:50You know, attractmas.
00:15:51Money.
00:15:52Oh, I don't have any money.
00:15:54You don't have any money?
00:15:57Holy moly, he ain't got no money.
00:16:00Hercules doesn't need any money.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04That's about the stupidest thing I ever heard in my whole life.
00:16:07A couple of deadbeats, huh?
00:16:08Oh, yeah, look, buddy.
00:16:10You see, there's been a little mistake.
00:16:13Well, now, ain't that something?
00:16:16A mistake.
00:16:17Well, what do you know?
00:16:20A mistake.
00:16:20Last time, but get off the door, ain't you?
00:16:24Isn't it enough that Hercules wrote in your chariot?
00:16:27You have been immortalized.
00:16:28I've been who?
00:16:29Like he said, you heard him.
00:16:31You've been immortalized.
00:16:32You nuts.
00:16:33Well, you see, it's like this.
00:16:36Yeah, like what?
00:16:38Well, you see, we are, we...
00:16:41Okay, call a cop.
00:16:42Not before I have some fun by taking out of your eyes, I ain't.
00:16:45I'm running, Hurt.
00:16:46Run your dog, you deadbeats!
00:16:47Oh, dear, you deadbeats!
00:16:48I'm running, Hurt.
00:17:18Thank you so much.
00:17:48Rod says we've got the best all-around team we've ever had.
00:18:05The cinch to win first place in the intercollegiate meet?
00:18:08Well, I should hope so.
00:18:10I know Rod, for one, has worked very hard.
00:18:13Even to the point of neglecting you, I'm afraid.
00:18:15Well, I don't mind, Dad.
00:18:16I want him to succeed.
00:18:18I'm sure he will, darling.
00:18:21You know what pleases me most, Helen?
00:18:23But these boys, as judging from their classroom work, they apparently have brains as well as brawn.
00:18:39Who are these men over there?
00:18:41Oh, they're just athletes training.
00:18:43Athletes?
00:18:44Hey, college guys, yeah.
00:18:45Hmm.
00:18:46What do you mean?
00:18:47You think you could do better?
00:18:49What do you mean?
00:18:50These guys happen to be champions.
00:18:54Nobody can beat them.
00:18:56Hey, wait, wait, where are you going?
00:18:58Over there.
00:18:59What for?
00:19:00To show them how to throw the discos.
00:19:02Oh, no, no, no.
00:19:03You've got to stay here.
00:19:05You can't go butting in there.
00:19:06They will not like me to instruct them.
00:19:08No, it's just for college guys.
00:19:10No outsiders allowed.
00:19:11I'm Hercules.
00:19:12I'm Hercules.
00:19:19Put that discos down.
00:19:21You have no business out here.
00:19:22Those men do not throw it far enough.
00:19:24You don't say.
00:19:26I do say.
00:19:27What is it, Helen?
00:19:30That man with the discos.
00:19:32The coach seems to be arguing with him.
00:19:33Well, these boys are record holders.
00:19:35Then they should be better.
00:19:37I suppose you believe that you're better.
00:19:40I once showed them in the Olympics in Greece how to do it.
00:19:43They profited by my instruction.
00:19:45You showed us in the Greek Olympics, huh?
00:19:50What year was that?
00:19:51That was in the year when...
00:19:52Hey, coach, let them show us, coach.
00:19:55Maybe there is something we could learn.
00:19:57Well, it's always possible.
00:19:59All right.
00:20:01Go ahead, show us.
00:20:22What else do you do?
00:20:34Incredible.
00:20:38Okay, Tom.
00:20:45Great throw, Tom.
00:20:47Great throw.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:49Let's see you beat that.
00:20:51A very good throw for who is earthbound.
00:20:53Skip the wisecracks.
00:20:55Put your money where your mouth is.
00:20:57I do not have any money.
00:21:01I mean, stop talking.
00:21:04Demonstrate.
00:21:05All right.
00:21:06All right.
00:21:21That's my buddy.
00:21:46He's a Greek fella.
00:21:50He just come over.
00:21:51From Greece.
00:21:53Boston, coach.
00:21:55You're our anchorman here.
00:21:57Show this fella something.
00:21:59Yes, sir, coach.
00:22:0150 bucks says my pal beats that guy about to jump now.
00:22:05I'll take that.
00:22:06That's a bet.
00:22:07This fella here can hold the money.
00:22:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:22:09That's all right.
00:22:10I trust you, buddy.
00:22:10I trust you, buddy.
00:22:11All right, mister.
00:22:19Let's see you top that.
00:22:20Certainly, if you wish me to.
00:22:23Wish you?
00:22:24Brother, I'm begging you.
00:22:25I beg your pardon.
00:22:55Why?
00:22:56What's the money?
00:22:56Did you do something wrong?
00:22:57My name is Professor Camden.
00:22:59How do you do?
00:23:00How do you do?
00:23:00And this is my daughter, Helen.
00:23:02How do you do?
00:23:02And here's our card.
00:23:04I wonder if you'd do me a favor.
00:23:06Sure, spill it.
00:23:07Have tea with my daughter and me.
00:23:09That's so loud.
00:23:11You never know when one of them narcotics cops is around.
00:23:14Tea, the conventional social drink.
00:23:17You mean the drinking stuff?
00:23:18Of course.
00:23:19What else?
00:23:20Wait a minute.
00:23:21You mean you want to get together just to drink tea?
00:23:24Well, do you find that so uncommon?
00:23:27Well, no, but it's just that nobody's ever invited me to do that with them before.
00:23:33Well, around four, then.
00:23:35Hmm?
00:23:36Great.
00:23:37And bring your friend along.
00:23:43Hey, hi!
00:23:53Please go into the library.
00:23:55I'll tell the professor you're here.
00:23:56I'll tell the professor you're here.
00:24:26I'll tell the professor you're here.
00:24:28He doesn't.
00:24:29Ha ha, Ben.
00:24:30Ha ha, Beth.
00:24:33A funny one.
00:24:34I must tell him about this.
00:24:36Yeah, you uh, you must do that, yeah.
00:24:42Hello.
00:24:44Oh, ha ha.
00:24:44How do you do?
00:24:45Ha ha.
00:24:46How do you do?
00:24:47I'm so happy you both could be here.
00:24:49Hey, cut that out
00:24:54Won't you be seated?
00:24:56Thank you
00:24:57My father should be here any minute
00:24:59Is anything wrong?
00:25:07What could be wrong?
00:25:09It's just that you're looking at me so strangely
00:25:11I feel my hair may be out of place
00:25:13Or something of the sort
00:25:14Everything is perfect
00:25:16Everything is in this place
00:25:18You just remind me of someone
00:25:20Oh really? Someone you know?
00:25:21A goddess
00:25:22A goddess?
00:25:24I remind you of a goddess?
00:25:26It's a beautiful day, isn't it?
00:25:28I mean, if the sun comes out
00:25:30It'll be a beautiful day
00:25:31You and she do have a lot in common
00:25:34Well, it's kind of you to be so complimentary
00:25:36But I must say it's the first time anyone has been
00:25:39Quite so, so extravagant with his comparisons
00:25:43Where I'm concerned
00:25:44Oh, excuse me, that must be my other guest
00:25:46Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:25:51Now you cut that out
00:25:52Talking that way to that dame
00:25:53I mean, you act like some kind of a bull in a tensor store or something
00:25:57You just got here
00:25:59Right away you're on the make
00:26:00What am I making?
00:26:01Just cut it out, that's all
00:26:02That's no way to talk to a dame
00:26:04I don't understand
00:26:05Well, maybe I'm being a little rough on you
00:26:09Maybe you do things differently where you come from
00:26:11But that is not the way we talk to a dame here
00:26:13That's all
00:26:14What did I say that was wrong?
00:26:17Just cut it out, that's all
00:26:19That's not the way you talk to a broad, you understand?
00:26:21I guess you all know each other
00:26:23Hi, fellas
00:26:24How you doing?
00:26:25How you doing?
00:26:27Hey, what's happening?
00:26:28Is he your lover?
00:26:29My what?
00:26:31Hey, mister, watch your talk
00:26:32I can hear my talk
00:26:33I cannot watch it
00:26:34You're not going to be hearing it much longer
00:26:36If you don't apologize to Miss Camden right now
00:26:38Apologize?
00:26:39For paying her a tribute?
00:26:41A tribute?
00:26:42Insulting her
00:26:43A beautiful woman who has a handsome man for a friend
00:26:46They must be lovers
00:26:47All right, will you cool it?
00:26:49It is disappointing the natural if they are not
00:26:51All right
00:26:52You asked for it
00:26:53You have struck Hercules
00:27:00Ah, come off that rap
00:27:02You keep that up
00:27:03And you're going to have to be taken away
00:27:04What kind of chicken fat have you got in your head anyway?
00:27:06I'm Hercules
00:27:07So you're Hercules
00:27:08I'm Rod Nelson
00:27:08Now what?
00:27:09Outside?
00:27:10I can do it just as well in here
00:27:12Oh, oh, no
00:27:13You, you
00:27:14Put him down
00:27:15Really, you're crazy
00:27:16Hey, hi
00:27:17Put him down
00:27:18Put him down, hi
00:27:19Please, mister, Mr. Hercules
00:27:20Please, put him down
00:27:22His first name is Hercules
00:27:23See, his last name is Zeus
00:27:25You know, rhymes with booze
00:27:27Well, I really don't care what his second name is
00:27:29You tell him to put Mr. Nelson down at once
00:27:31Hey, hi, hi
00:27:32You heard what the lady said
00:27:33Now put the guy down
00:27:34What's the matter with you?
00:27:35Put him down
00:27:36Put him on his feet
00:27:37Put him down
00:27:38Put him down
00:27:38Put him down
00:27:39Put him down
00:27:41He is served
00:27:43Well, I knew it
00:27:45Doesn't surprise me a bit
00:27:47Wherever he goes
00:27:50Trouble
00:27:50Whatever am I going to do with the young fool?
00:27:58Amusing situation with that fellow Hercules yesterday, wasn't it?
00:28:02Amusing?
00:28:04That man must be crazy
00:28:05Original
00:28:06Primitive
00:28:07I find him refreshing
00:28:08You must be kidding
00:28:10No
00:28:10Well, he almost killed Rod Nelson
00:28:13Had to have a couple of his ribs taped
00:28:14Nevertheless, Mr. Zeus interests me
00:28:16I'd like to get to know him better
00:28:18Study him more closely
00:28:20Oh, really?
00:28:21Absolutely
00:28:22Well, do you know he had the effrontery
00:28:23To ask if I would have dinner with him tonight?
00:28:26Well, of course you told him
00:28:27I would
00:28:28Naturally
00:28:29Oh, it was a wonderful evening
00:28:57Thank you so much
00:28:58I enjoy it though
00:28:59Are you homesick?
00:29:02I am having too much fun
00:29:28What's it like back there?
00:29:39Where you come from?
00:29:40Didn't you tell me Athens?
00:29:41A seaport
00:29:42Seaport
00:29:42With a fine ocean view
00:29:45Oh, that's nice
00:29:46Do you have any brothers and sisters there?
00:29:48No
00:29:49Half-brothers and half-sisters
00:29:51What does your father do?
00:29:53What business is he in?
00:29:54He's a dad
00:29:56I suppose he must miss you
00:29:59He didn't want to see me leave
00:30:02In fact, he was most upset
00:30:04Of course
00:30:05But a young man must see the world
00:30:07So they say
00:30:08This is what they told him
00:30:10This is what they told him
00:30:10Do you have a girl back home?
00:30:15You know how it is
00:30:16No, I don't
00:30:19All Central Park units
00:30:22All Central Park units
00:30:23Escape from zoo
00:30:25One 600-pound grizzly bear
00:30:27Take caution with animal
00:30:29Known to be surly and dangerous
00:30:31You know, I would really like to see Greece one day
00:30:51I've heard it's a beautiful country
00:30:54Perhaps you will see it one day
00:30:56Will you show me around?
00:30:58You like to climb mountains?
00:30:59Well, I've never done any
00:31:01Oh, have you ever been on Mount Olympus?
00:31:06I know it very well
00:31:07No kidding
00:31:08I'm not kidding
00:31:09Oh, when I was a little girl
00:31:11I used to read all about it
00:31:13And the gods and goddesses
00:31:14Who were supposed to live on top of it
00:31:15And I believed it
00:31:17This one was a choice
00:31:18Of being very young
00:31:20Who were supposed to live on our beanie?
00:31:26Who were supposed to live on earth?
00:31:26No
00:31:27Overtск
00:31:32Oh!
00:31:32Oh!
00:31:33God of age
00:31:38Ow!
00:31:50Help me!
00:31:51I'll spin!
00:31:53Get him off!
00:32:04Ow!
00:32:06No!
00:32:07Actually!
00:32:08No!
00:32:09Oh no!
00:32:10Oh no!
00:32:11Oh no!
00:32:12Oh no!
00:32:13Oh no!
00:32:14Oh no!
00:32:36Wrestling?
00:32:37Well, listen, we gotta get some money somehow, and using our muscles is one of the few ways I can think of for us to get our hands on some dough.
00:33:00I mean, unless you've got a better idea on how we're gonna pay all these bills you've been running up here at the hotel.
00:33:06Yes, sir, gents.
00:33:08The wrestling game is, uh, lucrative.
00:33:12Mr. Dugan here promotes the wrestling matches at the armory.
00:33:16Right.
00:33:17He's seen your picture in the paper.
00:33:18Right.
00:33:19He, he, he read about what you've done to that beer.
00:33:22And, uh, he promised a proposition.
00:33:30I'm your new partner.
00:33:39I saw your boy Hercules wrestle last night, and he's gonna go places.
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:44Dugan tells me you're easy to deal with.
00:33:47And I hope so.
00:33:49Because here's my contract to replace yours.
00:33:52All you gotta do is sign your name, and here's the dough.
00:33:58I, I, I don't have any contract with Hercules.
00:34:02He's my buddy.
00:34:03I, we just got each other's word.
00:34:06Well, makes it all the easier.
00:34:08Cuts the red tape.
00:34:10Sign your name.
00:34:11Fat lips and nitro and me will take care of everything.
00:34:14Yeah.
00:34:15No.
00:34:16I ain't gonna do that.
00:34:19Hercules is my friend.
00:34:20I ain't gonna sell him to nobody, not to you, or him, or him.
00:34:25Now look, that boy of yours is a comer.
00:34:28With my connections, that boy's gonna be world champ in no time.
00:34:32What's a little runt like you gonna do for him except stand in his way?
00:34:35And that don't fit in with my plans.
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:38No, I, I ain't gonna do it.
00:34:45Now look, I like to do everything nice and easy and legal.
00:34:51But if you wanna get tough, we can oblige you.
00:34:55Can't we fellas?
00:34:57Yeah.
00:35:20Tell your boy I'll be seeing him.
00:35:27Oh.
00:35:29Oh.
00:35:30Oh.
00:35:45Oh, oh.
00:35:48Oh.
00:35:53Oh.
00:35:54Oh.
00:35:55Hercules, half god, half man, was the son of Jupiter, or Zeus, as he was known to the
00:36:05Greeks, and a mortal mother named Alchemina.
00:36:09As Juno, Zeus' wife, was always hostile to the offspring of her husband by mortal mothers,
00:36:16she declared war against Hercules from his birth.
00:36:20He sent two sapiens to destroy him as he lay in his cradle, but Hercules strangled them
00:36:27with his hands.
00:36:28I am only...
00:36:50I would speak with Nemesis!
00:36:57I would speak with Nemesis!
00:37:12My son Hercules, who has set himself against me, is out in the world bringing disrepute
00:37:29to his name.
00:37:30He has no business there, and where he is, is no place for him.
00:37:34I hear, great Zeus.
00:37:35I charge you with omission, as she who is the avenger of my displeasures.
00:37:41In all things I obey.
00:37:42Go down to that continent known as North America, to that city known as New York.
00:37:47Take with you my wish that Hercules be punished for setting himself against me, for demeaning
00:37:53that part of him which is divine, in rioting among the mortals of that benighted place.
00:38:04Great Zeus!
00:38:05I beg you, hold your anger against Hercules.
00:38:08He means no harm.
00:38:09He is simple and a bit childish.
00:38:12Give him a chance.
00:38:14Send me down there first, to persuade him to come back to us, before you give Nemesis
00:38:19her task.
00:38:20Yes, oh Zeus, heed Mercury's plea.
00:38:24Send Mercury for Hercules, before you charge that dread Nemesis with her mission.
00:38:29Venus also adds her voice, in asking Zeus to be patient and merciful.
00:38:35I don't wish to be unduly harsh, but Hercules has been trying my patience for centuries.
00:38:41Yet be indulgent, Great Zeus.
00:38:44Send Mercury to bring back Hercules.
00:38:46Give him this chance.
00:38:47Let him stay down there.
00:38:50He's been an annoyance from his cradle on.
00:38:53We all know why you don't like Hercules.
00:38:56But surely, Great Zeus will not let his judgment be affected by Juno's malice.
00:39:01Malice?
00:39:02How dare you?
00:39:03All right, all right.
00:39:04I don't want any arguments.
00:39:08So be it.
00:39:10Mercury?
00:39:13Great Zeus.
00:39:14Tell Hercules, it is my wish he return to Olympus without delay.
00:39:20Do not fail.
00:39:21Now be gone.
00:39:22As Great Zeus commands.
00:39:30Is it wise, O Zeus, to do this thing?
00:39:33If Hercules no longer finds Olympus to his taste, then let him stay where he is.
00:39:40Those down there will punish him more than you ever would.
00:39:43They resent one who is different from themselves.
00:39:46They will always try to destroy him because of it.
00:39:50What is the habit with these unhappy mortals?
00:39:53Hercules is my son, not yours.
00:39:56I know you hate him, Juno.
00:39:58But we do not punish in hate, only in sorrow.
00:40:03I have spoken.
00:40:04Oh, look, you're famous.
00:40:05That is not Hercules.
00:40:06And who is that monster who looks as if he has come straight from the kingdom of the underworld?
00:40:16Oh, no, this is a motion picture.
00:40:17A play.
00:40:18Really, you mustn't take yourself so seriously.
00:40:19He doesn't even look like me.
00:40:20Look.
00:40:21What are you doing?
00:40:22What are you doing?
00:40:23Oh, wow!
00:40:24That's him.
00:40:25I really…
00:40:26I really wish you'd put your shirt back on.
00:40:28Even if he isn't supposed to look like anyone except the actor who plays the part.
00:40:31What is the name of the deal?
00:40:32What is there?
00:40:33He doesn't even look like anyone except the actor who plays the part.
00:40:35What is the name of the deal?
00:40:37No, no, no.
00:40:38And it's all gone.
00:40:39It's all gone, no, no, no.
00:40:40You're the man in love.
00:40:41Well, I really…
00:40:42It's all gone.
00:40:43I really wish you'd put your shirt back on.
00:40:46You see, he wasn't supposed to look like anyone except the actor who plays the part.
00:40:49What is the name of that imitator? Who gave him permission to pretend to be Hercules?
00:40:54Oh, listen, stop joking! I mean, I think we ought to go.
00:40:59Insolent!
00:41:19What is that?
00:41:34Oh, it's Atlas holding up the world. According to Greek mythology, he was the one who was...
00:41:39Atlas?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41Spoiled like this.
00:41:43You know, you have the oddest sense of humor. Half the time I don't know whether you're joking or not.
00:41:49Did your mother ever drop you on your head as a baby? I mean, what happened?
00:41:53Once I strangled the servants in my cradle.
00:41:56Oh.
00:41:58Come along, I'll show you more of our city.
00:42:01First, let's take a picture of Atlas.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:06And now a few.
00:42:16Smile.
00:42:26This is fine food for only a few small coins.
00:42:31They who run this place must be public benefactors.
00:42:34Let's go and get a table.
00:42:40Very pretty. I like New York very much.
00:42:43Oh, I'm glad. Perhaps you'll stay here longer than you thought you might.
00:42:47Well, another hundred years at least.
00:43:04Very pretty.
00:43:05Very pretty.
00:43:19Very pretty.
00:43:21Very pretty.
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:53I don't know.
00:44:23I don't wish to return yet.
00:44:26Zeus insists on it.
00:44:27I like it down here.
00:44:29Do not defy Zeus.
00:44:30You can only suffer by it.
00:44:32He is all the time necking me.
00:44:34It is out of the love he bears you.
00:44:36When did you see my father last?
00:44:38About five minutes ago.
00:44:40How did you live things in Olympus?
00:44:42About the same.
00:44:43Everybody misses you.
00:44:45Juno too?
00:44:46Well, you know Juno and her jealousy of every woman Zeus looks twice at.
00:44:51Venus especially asked me to give you her best wishes.
00:44:54Tell Zeus I come back when I'm ready.
00:44:56I wouldn't want to do that.
00:44:58You know how handy he is in throwing those thunderbolts around when he gets angry?
00:45:01I'm not worried about Zeus' thunderbolts down here.
00:45:04But Zeus has another instrument to punish those who offend him.
00:45:08Nemesis.
00:45:08He wouldn't send her after me.
00:45:11It was only at the solicitation of your friends that he sent me in her place to make this last plea for your return.
00:45:16Why can't the old man let me alone?
00:45:19The first time in two thousand years I am enjoying myself and he tried to spoil it.
00:45:25This is no place for you.
00:45:26Everything is changing.
00:45:28Mortal man has no more belief in the old ways.
00:45:31I enjoy myself just the same.
00:45:34You are living a fallacy.
00:45:35It doesn't hurt me.
00:45:37Such overconfidence could be ruinous.
00:45:41I'm going to take a shower.
00:45:44Please, Hercules, come back to Olympus.
00:45:46Now you are reasonable, Mercury.
00:45:51And you are also my half-brother.
00:45:53What harm am I doing down here?
00:45:55You could do great harm.
00:45:57Harm to who?
00:45:58Yourself.
00:45:59What are you talking about?
00:46:01Hercules can only be Hercules.
00:46:04You are confusing these mortals with your behavior.
00:46:07Huh.
00:46:08I know a theater and his street name is Broadway.
00:46:11There is a man who plays me so well.
00:46:13They shower money on him.
00:46:15It proves they know me.
00:46:17I must get back to Olympus.
00:46:19I cannot delay.
00:46:20Zeus would hold it against me.
00:46:21Are you coming back or not?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24Is that the message you would have me deliver to Zeus?
00:46:26I will come sometimes, but not right now.
00:46:28Then I fear for you, Hercules.
00:46:33Such obstinacy can have only grave consequences.
00:46:36Give me regards to Venus.
00:46:38Right.
00:46:39She will be distressed to know that you are defying your father.
00:46:42I am not defying him.
00:46:44I just want to stay here for a while.
00:46:46Farewell, then.
00:46:47I carry your words back to Olympus with a heavy heart.
00:46:53If you will not take my advice, then heed my caution.
00:46:57Beware of Nemesis.
00:46:59Goodbye, my half-brother.
00:47:01I am sure he meant well.
00:47:18I am sure he is going to be here for a while.
00:47:48you know what i think i think he's slightly demented either that or he's the world's most
00:47:56dedicated joker well perhaps he's suffering from delusions of grandeur well his name is hercules
00:48:02so he thinks he's hercules what's so terrible about that we've all heard about people who
00:48:07think they're napoleon but they're in institutions now the young man's aberration may be a mild
00:48:13megalomania well i don't care i like him even if he is a bit crazy so do i even if he did crack two
00:48:20of my ribs a greek peasant with delusions of mythological divinity fascinating
00:48:26i've seen it i've seen it imagine he he opens up i've seen it i've seen it i've seen it
00:48:39pretzi how are you i've seen it i said i've seen it he he he flogged himself right out the window
00:48:46head first from the 23rd floor and then he fell straight up what are you talking about pretzi
00:48:52till i've seen it with my own eyes well what did you see pretzi he called him mercury they were
00:48:59talking about his old man it seems he come over here to get him to come home but he don't want to
00:49:05come home so mercury throws himself out the window and straight up into the sky take it easy pretzi
00:49:11take it easy man no no please no no no no no booze no i think that's what did it i don't know
00:49:18but i've seen it clear as daylight i think a cup of coffee may help right i'll get it now pretzi i
00:49:25presume that you are talking about hercules yeah hercules right hercules do you have anything to
00:49:30drink well i i might have had a couple of snorts uh-huh and how much is a couple a pint a pint
00:49:39well well a fifth relax will you a cup of black coffee and everything will be just fine
00:49:47holy moly i'll tell you i've never seen anything like this before in my whole life
00:49:53and that was the answer hercules gave you to bring to me it was not so insolent as you imagines
00:50:06in fact hercules spoke of you with affection yet he defied my command but not in so many words
00:50:11he said he would come back but not just yet he dares to temporize with me i'll blast him
00:50:18nemesis come here
00:50:22nemesis i would talk a moment with you nemesis make it brief for wife to zeus i'm on a mission
00:50:39what punishment did my husband decree for hercules it is for him to tell you not i it is for you to
00:50:50tell me when i ask it am i not wife to zeus i order you i am to convey hercules to the underworld
00:50:59kingdom of pluto where he is to remain for a hundred years what kind of a punishment is that
00:51:06hercules will have the time of his life roistering about with that letcher
00:51:11pluto is the king of all evil pleasures
00:51:15if it is zeus thought that hercules should reside in hell i have a keener one for him
00:51:23let him stay where he is but earth is where hercules wishes to be yes but as hercules
00:51:32i don't understand with all his great strength sets him apart from other mortals
00:51:39who knows they might even make him king because of it they have no kings where hercules is they're
00:51:46called precedents a king by any other name in his heart still thinks of himself as king
00:51:53tuna delays me i must leave what does she have in mind
00:51:58hercules divinity his divinity since he seems to like it so well where he presently is
00:52:08i shall give him a taste of what it truly means he shall become one of those wretched mortals he
00:52:15finds it so fascinating to be among but hercules is a demigod thanks to my husband's philanderings
00:52:23i can't take away hercules divinity permanently but i can make him as other men for a while
00:52:32as long as the effects for the powder in this ring last hope for the best
00:52:40open the face of this ring pull the powder within into hercules drink
00:52:46then he will become as other men no better and as vulnerable as any of them
00:52:55it could mean that hercules could yes even get killed it might
00:52:59you know i dare not i cannot take part in undermining the the of the god
00:53:09do my bidding
00:53:11when i have zeus ear and pilot
00:53:15i might tell him a few things about you
00:53:18and one more thing on your way back make a little detour
00:53:32go see future i have a message for you
00:53:36oh
00:53:40oh
00:53:50oh
00:53:54oh
00:53:58oh
00:54:02Oh, forgive the barking, it's only Cerberus.
00:54:12He seems to have quite an argument.
00:54:14Well, he does that sometimes when he gets angry with himself.
00:54:17It's those three heads, you know.
00:54:19Well, how have you been, Pluto?
00:54:21Pretty nifty, except it's been a hell of a day.
00:54:23Blue ship load.
00:54:25Look who's here.
00:54:27Oh, I'd ask you in, but it's a mess.
00:54:29Thanks, but I wouldn't have time for just a visit.
00:54:32They say that Hercules is the same as all those foolish mortals he finds himself among.
00:54:38Temporarily.
00:54:39Zeus has decreed that Hercules should spend the next hundred years down here.
00:54:45There has been an argument between the two of them.
00:54:48And so Juno wants you to have the opportunity to make the most of this.
00:54:54What a triumph, what a coup, what a feather in my cap to snatch the soul of a demigod.
00:54:59Where can I expect Hercules?
00:55:01That's the problem.
00:55:02He refuses to obey Zeus.
00:55:04Then he won't come, drat.
00:55:06Not voluntarily.
00:55:07He must bring him involuntarily.
00:55:10And Juno has facilitated matters.
00:55:14Surely Juno realizes that I'm no murderer.
00:55:17I only punish.
00:55:18She understands that, of course.
00:55:23But she also knows that you are ingenious.
00:55:26And what she can't accomplish by one means, she is sure that you are likely to achieve by another.
00:55:33Well, you know, that is true.
00:55:34You know, I always thought of myself as a god of ideas.
00:55:37Well, then I'll leave the matter in your hands.
00:55:40Goodbye.
00:55:41Goodbye.
00:55:42Goodbye.
00:55:43Goodbye.
00:55:44Goodbye.
00:55:45Goodbye.
00:55:46Goodbye.
00:55:47Goodbye.
00:55:48Goodbye.
00:55:49Goodbye.
00:55:50Goodbye.
00:55:51Goodbye.
00:55:52Goodbye.
00:55:53Goodbye.
00:55:54Goodbye.
00:55:55Goodbye.
00:55:56Goodbye.
00:55:57Goodbye.
00:55:58Goodbye.
00:55:59Goodbye.
00:56:00Goodbye.
00:56:01Goodbye.
00:56:02Goodbye.
00:56:03Goodbye.
00:56:04Goodbye.
00:56:05Goodbye.
00:56:06Goodbye.
00:56:07Goodbye.
00:56:08Goodbye.
00:56:09I didn't mind climbing up all the stairs to get here, but the heights may be dizzy.
00:56:23Well, I'm not accustomed to the altitude, you know.
00:56:27Well, have you decided?
00:56:29I don't care what Susie decrees.
00:56:32I'm not coming with you.
00:56:33Some other century, perhaps?
00:56:35Ah, it'll be safer for you.
00:56:37Safer?
00:56:37Hercules is a god, and safe wherever he goes.
00:56:40Things can change.
00:56:42You're being ridiculous.
00:56:45Just listen to me for a minute.
00:56:48I mean, you'll enjoy yourself.
00:56:49You'll have a hell of a time.
00:56:50See, I don't know what the occasion was that suddenly prompted this influx of beautiful women.
00:56:55Go away.
00:56:56You're bad on me.
00:56:57I just listened.
00:56:58In this briefcase, I have to have a contract that was drawn up by the best legal minds in the world,
00:57:02who at the moment happened involuntarily to be the recipients of my hospitality.
00:57:06What is that to me?
00:57:08I mean, you have plenty of cards, right?
00:57:10I can see that you can get any one of those dames, women, who might tickle your fancy.
00:57:16So just sign on the dotted line, and I'll take care of everything else.
00:57:19Why don't you go back to hell?
00:57:21What?
00:57:21You have been away too long already.
00:57:23Who is taking care of things?
00:57:25Who is feeding sabers?
00:57:27And how did you get here?
00:57:29You always shone the light.
00:57:31How is he, Parker?
00:57:33What, did you happen to notice how dark it was?
00:57:34So, this is you doing?
00:57:37Mm-hmm.
00:57:39How about signing on the dotted line?
00:57:41No.
00:57:42If you don't stop annoying me, I will...
00:57:43Listen, I'm not a...
00:57:44I'm not afraid of you.
00:57:48Hey, that's terrific.
00:57:49I'm also a god.
00:57:52I can try it.
00:57:53You can try.
00:57:54Listen, I'll see you later.
00:57:57I threw me in touch, though.
00:58:01Because you're going to...
00:58:01You're going to be here for me.
00:58:04I'll see you again sometime.
00:58:06When you run down.
00:58:24He said on the phone he was here.
00:58:25He said we'd recognize him by the briefcases you carry.
00:58:30Here he comes.
00:58:41You weren't kidding about what you said on the phone, were you?
00:58:43Certainly not.
00:58:47Shall we be able to handle it?
00:58:49$20,000?
00:58:51Five to one.
00:58:55Okay, pal, it's a bet.
00:58:58You're laying $20,000 at five to one on Hercules Toulouse.
00:59:10For money.
00:59:14What's your name?
00:59:16Where do you hang out?
00:59:17Where can I reach you?
00:59:18Don't worry about that.
00:59:19All in good time.
00:59:20We shall meet again.
00:59:23Are you sure to that?
00:59:26Well, goodbye.
00:59:28To the present.
00:59:31Till next time.
00:59:32I don't like that guy's looks.
00:59:43Gives me the creeps.
00:59:45He's dangerous.
00:59:47I wouldn't Welsh on him if I was you.
00:59:50What's the Welsh?
00:59:53Hercules is a cinch to win, right?
00:59:56You say so.
00:59:59He'll walk into a room he won't walk out of if he don't come through for me.
01:00:05$20,000, huh?
01:00:07That's a lot of dough.
01:00:09You figure this guy knows something we don't know?
01:00:13What could he know?
01:00:14He's a long shot plunger.
01:00:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:43Is Joe being here?
01:00:43Oh, dear.
01:00:44Come in.
01:00:44Come in.
01:00:44Did you see today's newspaper?
01:00:47No, not yet. Anything of special interest?
01:00:49An item in Wesley Watkins' column.
01:00:51Listen.
01:00:53New Yorkers are talking about the claim of champion wrestling contender Hercules the Great,
01:00:57that he is the strongest man in the world.
01:00:59Wouldn't be inclined to dispute that.
01:01:01Someone who does, listen.
01:01:03Foremost among those to dispute the statement is circus strongman Monstro the Magnificent.
01:01:08He declares himself as willing to put up $10,000 on the outcome of a weightlifting contest.
01:01:14There's a man with his work cut out for him.
01:01:16Yep.
01:01:18Broadway Scuttlebutt has it that the matter may be settled on a national variety television program.
01:01:24Well, I personally have no doubt as to the outcome.
01:01:28Hi. Came to wish you luck.
01:01:31Father's out front. He's rooting for you, too.
01:01:33I'm grateful.
01:01:35How's it going, pal?
01:01:37Greetings.
01:01:38All set for the big match, huh?
01:01:40Doesn't bother me.
01:01:41You'll take him all right, eh?
01:01:43What can stop me?
01:01:44Glad to hear you say that, because I've got a lot of dough spread out on those muscles of yours.
01:01:49Don't worry.
01:01:50Oh, I'm not worrying.
01:01:52Just reminding you that if anything goes wrong, I'm not going to like losing all that money.
01:01:58And you won't like it either.
01:02:00I understand.
01:02:01It is not pleasant to lose money once one becomes accustomed to its use.
01:02:05Yeah.
01:02:05I don't back losers.
01:02:08Ever.
01:02:09Very practical.
01:02:09So don't lose.
01:02:16Who was that?
01:02:19I believe he was threatening you.
01:02:22He was?
01:02:23Yes.
01:02:24If you don't win, he means to harm you.
01:02:27Who can harm Hercules?
01:02:29He's a bad guy, Herc.
01:02:30Gee, I wish we didn't have nothing to do with him.
01:02:33You're okay, ain't you, Herc?
01:02:36I'm fine.
01:02:37Hercules the Great on stage.
01:02:39Oh, well, that's you.
01:02:41I'll see you later.
01:02:42Good luck.
01:02:43Oh, thanks a lot.
01:02:44Okay, Herc.
01:02:45Now, you're all ready, huh?
01:02:46Just remember everything I told you, huh?
01:02:48You won't forget.
01:02:49And whatever you do, don't get nervous.
01:02:50You know what I mean?
01:02:51I mean, just keep calm.
01:02:53And don't strain yourself, you know, because you could get a hernia.
01:02:55So whatever you do, Herc, just stay calm home.
01:02:58And listen, Herc, watch out for Monstro.
01:03:02Oh, boy, wasn't he something, folks.
01:03:06And now we have a special treat for all you girls and guys.
01:03:09An exhibition of the defense of manly art.
01:03:12Now, speculation throughout the city has been rife.
01:03:15Now, who is the strongest?
01:03:17Monstro the Magnificent?
01:03:18Come on, let's give a great big hand.
01:03:20There he is, folks.
01:03:23Very nice.
01:03:24Or, uh, Hercules the Great.
01:03:26Let's bring that guy.
01:03:27Now, you go out there.
01:03:29Get him now.
01:03:30Remember what I taught you.
01:03:31Don't forget now.
01:03:35There he goes.
01:03:36Very glad to have you on the show.
01:03:38Nice.
01:03:38Woo.
01:03:39Now, this contest of strength will begin with the challenger, Monstro the Magnificent,
01:03:44who will snatch, press, pop.
01:03:46That's clean and jerk.
01:03:47Oh, I'm sorry, Monstro.
01:03:48Who will clean and jerk barbells weighing, uh, 500 pounds?
01:03:52500.
01:03:52500 pounds.
01:03:54Let's give him a great big hand for that.
01:03:55Great big hand for that.
01:03:56Great big hand for Monstro.
01:04:09Hey, let's give him a great big hand.
01:04:11Monstro the Magnificent.
01:04:13Great big hand.
01:04:14And now, Hercules the Great.
01:04:18500 pounds.
01:04:20Thank you very much.
01:04:50750 pounds, Monstro the Magnificent. Let's give him a great lead hand.
01:05:08And now, Hercules the Great, 750 pounds.
01:05:49For Hercules, 750 pounds.
01:05:51And now, ladies and gentlemen, in this struggle of the Titans, 1,000 pounds, Monstro the Magnificent.
01:06:01Let's hear it for Monstro.
01:06:03Let's hear it out there.
01:06:17Ladies and gentlemen, Monstro the Magnificent.
01:06:21Oh, look at that.
01:06:22Look at that, ladies and gentlemen.
01:06:23Oh, that's really wonderful, Monstro the Magnificent.
01:06:24Let's hear it for her.
01:06:25And now, Hercules the Great, 1,000 pounds.
01:06:27Oh, look at that.
01:06:28Look at that, ladies and gentlemen.
01:06:29Oh, that's really wonderful, Monstro the Magnificent.
01:06:32Let's hear it for her.
01:06:33And now, Hercules the Great, 1,000 pounds.
01:06:38Double cross.
01:07:02Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a hand for Hercules.
01:07:23A real effort, a real effort.
01:07:27And now, the winner, Monstro the Magnificent.
01:07:31Oh, the Magnificent.
01:07:34But what happened?
01:07:36I don't know.
01:07:37I could not lift it.
01:07:39My strength, it seemed to are gone.
01:07:42Yeah, well, come on.
01:07:43We've got to get out of here.
01:07:44There's no time to get straight.
01:07:45Come on, we'll go this way.
01:07:46Down a fire escape.
01:07:48Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:49Come on.
01:07:50Come on.
01:07:51Let's hear it.
01:07:52Let's hear it for Monstro out there.
01:07:53Come on.
01:07:54Here we go.
01:07:55There you are.
01:07:56The winner.
01:07:57Father, this is terrible.
01:07:58We've got to go.
01:07:59Why, Helen?
01:08:00Come on.
01:08:01What's happened?
01:08:02Hercules is in trouble.
01:08:04Although that represents no novelty, I find it forbidding.
01:08:07He brought it on himself.
01:08:09One thing I do not understand.
01:08:13I did not decree that Hercules should be bereft of his divinity.
01:08:18It was my edict that he be sent to Pluto's kingdom for a hundred years.
01:08:23How, then, has this other thing happened?
01:08:27Can nobody tell me?
01:08:28Can nobody tell me?
01:08:32Eros!
01:08:33Yes, sir, Zeus.
01:08:38Fine nemesis.
01:08:40Bring her to me.
01:08:41At once, mighty Zeus.
01:08:42He should have been back here by now.
01:08:55These duds are here.
01:08:57Which means he ain't coming back here.
01:09:01Outside.
01:09:02Get the boys.
01:09:03Get the boys.
01:09:04Get the boys.
01:09:05Get the boys.
01:09:06Get the boys.
01:09:08Get the boys down there.
01:09:09Get his Swift!
01:09:10Get it down there?
01:09:12I'm sorry.
01:09:26Here goes the day.
01:09:27The big foaming stronh must be inside.
01:09:29All right, let's go. They're probably on the floor.
01:09:44Follow them. Don't lose them.
01:09:47She left without saying goodbye.
01:09:59Don't you see what she's doing?
01:10:01She's trying to draw them away so we can escape.
01:10:05You say those men were dangerous.
01:10:07Dangerous? Boy, I'll say.
01:10:10Hurry.
01:10:11But where are you going?
01:10:13We have to stop those men.
01:10:15Off foot. You're going to chase them off foot, huh?
01:10:18It's a chariot.
01:10:19Chariot? What?
01:10:20Chariot? What are you doing?
01:10:24Chariot?
01:10:27Now he's done it.
01:10:29Hey, come back with my chariot.
01:10:38Hey, mister. Wait for your sauerkraut.
01:10:45You must approve the kidney card.
01:10:50And muscles.
01:10:51That ain't the way to do me, lad.
01:10:52You must approve the kidney card.
01:10:53And muscles.
01:10:54That ain't the way to do me, lad.
01:10:55That ain't the way to do me, lad.
01:10:57But without a soul.
01:11:12That ain't the way to do me, lad.
01:11:14That ain't the way to do me.
01:11:15As long as you can.
01:11:16It's odd.
01:11:17That ain't the thing.
01:11:18Too long, it's the way to do me.
01:11:20I'm coming up to a run light.
01:11:35Forget about the lights.
01:11:50Cut them off at the zoo.
01:12:04Don't let those punks get away.
01:12:20Don't let those punks get away.
01:12:50Where is everybody?
01:13:20I'm coming up.
01:14:34Get in!
01:14:42Zeus sent for me.
01:14:45When I ordered you down to Earth, did I not charge you to see that Hercules was delivered to the realm of Pluto?
01:14:51It is as Zeus says.
01:14:53Then what happened?
01:14:54How is it that Hercules was instead deprived of his divinity, his strength, and finds himself in his present mortal predicament?
01:15:04Well?
01:15:07Well?
01:15:08I was sent on another mission to substitute.
01:15:13Who gave you another mission to supersede that of mine?
01:15:17Speak up, or I'll blast you where you stand.
01:15:20Here comes Tony.
01:15:33Where's all the other guys?
01:15:34They're running out of cars.
01:15:35Okay, you take a couple of boys and go in that door.
01:15:37I have all the other guys come with me.
01:15:38Right.
01:15:51Where are we going?
01:15:54Get me!
01:15:55Get me!
01:16:25Now, Nemesis, speak, or I'll...
01:16:37No.
01:16:39No, mighty Zeus.
01:16:41I beg you.
01:16:43It was Juno.
01:16:44She bade me do what I did.
01:16:48So, interfering again.
01:16:51How many times have I told you I will not tolerate your everlasting interference?
01:16:55I thought it best to save a lot of trouble.
01:17:02I will discuss this with you later.
01:17:05Zeus, will you not save Hercules?
01:17:09Let him abide by the consequences of his own folly and absency.
01:17:14I need you to kiss.
01:17:25Ooh.
01:17:25Come, ooh.
01:17:28Oi!
01:17:30Hi!
01:17:30Hercules is in great peril.
01:17:44If Zeus does not relent, there's nothing we can do.
01:17:47There is.
01:17:49What?
01:17:49We may send aid to Hercules.
01:17:52We? Send help to Hercules?
01:17:55Yes, you know where to find them, and they'll listen to you.
01:17:57I know they will.
01:17:58Who?
01:17:59Atlas and Samson.
01:18:19Hercules, get up! Come up here!
01:18:21Come on, Hercules!
01:18:23Hercules, get up!
01:18:29Are you all right, boy?
01:18:36Are you all right?
01:18:39Come on, Hercules!
01:18:44Okay!
01:18:46Okay, Mike!
01:18:51Here!
01:18:53Where are we going?
01:18:54Come on!
01:18:54Let's go down!
01:18:55Keep going down!
01:19:01Come on up, guys!
01:19:06Let's go down here!
01:19:09Who sent Atlas and Samson to Hercules' aid?
01:19:29Is it not enough that Hercules has been causing all that trouble by himself?
01:19:34Call those other two away at once.
01:19:39Mercury.
01:19:44Zeus, was it you?
01:19:48It was I.
01:19:52How dare you go above my head?
01:19:55I feared for Hercules' safety.
01:19:58Perift of his strength, he's as helpless as a child in the world of mortal men.
01:20:02This is not to be born.
01:20:06Hercules is treated as a common mortal by those scoundrels.
01:20:10Then save him, mighty Zeus.
01:20:12He deserves all he's getting.
01:20:15When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.
01:20:17Hercules is a son of Zeus.
01:20:22And in treating him as they do, those scoundrels down there show disrespect for his father.
01:20:29Then save him, great Zeus, even if it is only because he is your son.
01:20:33Sounds like that.
01:20:38Oh, my God.
01:20:43Oh, my God.
01:20:45No mortal shall ever triumph over a son of Zeus.
01:21:15Oh man.
01:21:30Oh man.
01:21:40I don't see nothing.
01:22:04It's all very dark in there.
01:22:07Fire torpedo!
01:22:10Oh, you gotta put a diamond. Forget it.
01:22:16Look at that. You can see all the way the jerseys.
01:22:19It's really something, huh?
01:22:21I've never been up here before, you know.
01:22:23Kind of makes you feel like some sort of god or something.
01:22:28Too bad it's a little cloudy today.
01:22:31Well, you can still see pretty far.
01:22:34I mean, I can see the whole river.
01:22:37Look at that big boat down here.
01:22:40And you know, Herc?
01:22:42That looks like the boat you were on.
01:22:44Take a look at it, Herc. I think that's...
01:22:46Hey, Herc?
01:22:48Hey, where'd you go, Herc?
01:22:50I have been willful. I have been disobedient.
01:22:54Mighty Zeus has more wisdom than Hercules.
01:22:58He knew better what is best for him.
01:23:01Please, my Jesus, relent!
01:23:06You'll be sorry.
01:23:08Zeus has only to speak now for Hercules to obey.
01:23:20Herc? Where'd you go, Herc?
01:23:22Hey, Herc?
01:23:23Hey, Herc?
01:23:28Herc?
01:23:52Huh.
01:24:05Strongest guy in the world.
01:24:08Tying up but a nothing like me.
01:24:12Imagine.
01:24:13Well, he really made me feel like something.
01:24:18A half-pint like me.
01:24:21I ain't never gonna forget him.
01:24:25Never.
01:24:28Well, where'd he go?
01:24:30Don't grieve, my friend.
01:24:31In the memory of leaflets, separation may have a quiet, happiness cold zone.
01:24:43Herc?
01:24:45We are friends, you and I.
01:24:47And nothing can take that from us.
01:24:49Herc?
01:24:51Well, Herc?
01:24:53Where are you, Herc?
01:24:54What are you doing on my radio?
01:24:57Herc, it's me!
01:24:59It's-it's Pratsy!
01:25:01Why'd you take a powder like that, Herc?
01:25:03I mean, why'd you just leave?
01:25:05Huh?
01:25:07I didn't say anything on a line, did I?
01:25:10Or do nothing?
01:25:11Did I, Herc?
01:25:13I'm sure I've known you, my little friend.
01:25:17Gee, Herc.
01:25:19Ain't I never gonna see you again, Herc?
01:25:21I mean, ain't you never coming back?
01:25:23Even for a visit?
01:25:25Cause if you ain't,
01:25:26It's sure gonna be lonesome for me again.
01:25:31Herc, we really did all them things, didn't we, Herc?
01:25:34I-I didn't just imagine all them things, did I?
01:25:37It wasn't like, what the head shrinkers call,
01:25:40wishful thinking.
01:25:42Was it, Herc?
01:25:43Any time you wish me to be with you,
01:25:47all you need to do is think of me,
01:25:50and there I shall be,
01:25:52in your mind, and in your heart,
01:25:54for as long as you want me to be,
01:25:57as long as you need me.
01:25:59Due to temporary atmospheric difficulties,
01:26:02we were interrupted in our broadcast.
01:26:04We resume-
01:26:05Herc?
01:26:06Herc?
01:26:07Herc?
01:26:09No.
01:26:15Any time you need me,
01:26:18any time you want me,
01:26:20just think of me,
01:26:22and I'll be there,
01:26:24for as long as you want me to.
01:26:28Yeah.
01:26:31I think I'll eat an apple.
01:26:35And this is both,
01:26:36what I saw in this wall below.
01:26:38It all sounds revoltingly noisy.
01:26:47Believe me now.
01:26:49I would think on what I've been told.
01:27:00You too, my love.
01:27:05My name is Sarah Mabam.
01:27:08Me onously.
01:27:10See you very soon.
01:27:11Can you see our papa?
01:27:13We're taking action.
01:27:14Oh god, you can see.
01:27:16Oh my god, Wamala,
01:27:17what's ahead?
01:27:19DepOOP
01:27:21Angeren't you?
01:27:23Oh no, thank god.
01:27:25We're starving
01:27:31Waggactyl
01:27:32Atangetus
01:27:33Oh, my God.
01:28:03You